/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's flat earther level of intellect.

>>17177982
Why not tell us what happens ?

>>17177982
Are we supposed to eat bleached Brussels sprouts ?

>>17177991
Rent-free globehead

>>17177982
save me doing this and just show me

>>17178034
Don't know your domed memes, sorry.

>>17177982
Are we trying to kill the Brussels sprouts ? because I’m pretty sure they die from the heat in the pan . I’m not a strict vegan so a few bugs are fine with me . In fact I’ve been known to eat a cow now and then .

>>17178034
Kek

>>17177982
Is it just Brussels sprouts we can’t trust ? Or should I kill my broccoli also ?

doesnt heat sterilize?

>>17178119
You first, please.

>>17177982
Bugs? Free proteins<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty![/spoiler]

>>17177982
If you ever buy tomatoes at the grocery store, soak them in a mixture of about one teaspoon of TNT to one gallon of water. You will be absolutely disgusted by what you see. Remember, most people eat that.

>>17178119
If you have to ask you're probably vaxxed, not bleached.

>>17178129
I think my spinach is ok , it was triple washed .

Wife just asked me what I was doing with my Glock in the kitchen on Christmas morning , lol .

>>17177982
Mix a glass of milk with a few tablespoons of lemon juice. You'll be disgusted by what you see. Remember most people eat/drink that.

Doctors Say To Immediately Eat This One Food To Cleanse Your Body

>>17177982
Stop soaking vegetables in bleach you weirdo

Nothing moving so far , but I still have three pounds to look at .

>>17178236
of course not, you chopped up anything that could have moved

>>17178250
Maybe they don’t move if they think they’re being watched ? I’ll catch them moving by not looking .

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>>17178274
That’s why I’m always dashing around corners and hiding .

>>17178186
did you tell her you were making a funny picture for your internet friends

>>17178303
I told her I don’t think we can trust the vegetables . She said today is Christmas try to act normal , lol .

>>17177982
I actually dont normally eat brussel sprouts with bleach, so theres not much to worry about.

why make us conduct a science experiment ?
just show us numbnuts!

I bumped this thread because my spin off thread isn’t as good .

>>17178872
this guy

wow

> soak them in a mixture of about one tablespoon bleach to one gallon water. Allow to soak for 35 to 45 minutes.
Don't do this guys, it makes mustard gas

>>17180175
no you're thinking of mustard greens

I think my spin off thread got nuked .

>>17180185
mustard grass?

dawg I'm not bleaching my brussel sprouts

>>17177982
top fucking kek. if you google 'bleach brussel sprouts' this thread comes up as like the 4th result.

>>17177982
>Soak food in a strong base and see what happens.
Sounds like you've got a basis for a "science" youtube channel that'll get 2 million subs. Better go ahead and make it before I steal your idea

>>17177982
I take it you are referring to bugs? If so then you can usually tell which ones they have got at. Cabbage white catterpilars tend to eat through them and you can usually tell by the holes and their faeces. Simply cut away the outside leaves and use a small knife to poke and scoop out the affected area. I also cut sprouts in half to aid even cooking.
There's absoloutely no need to resort to any extreme measures. The bugs are edible anyway, but their faeces and deteriation to the affected area make the sprouts more bitter.

>>17180962
Is that why sprouts are so high in protein compared to other vegetables?

>he doesn't eat the bugs
>he doesn't eat the dirt
How's that immune system, OP? Btw if any of you ever try my leek soup and wonder how I get that great crunchy texture, the secret is not washing the sand off.

>>17178119
Based

>>17178119
Is that serial number 14345LAN? Sure would be a shame if someone reported that glock stolen...

>>17177982
fucking liberals and their government regulations trying keep all the stuff that naturally comes with vegetables
its not gonna kill you and if it did you could sue

>>17177982
Fuck your cry-ass shit, OP
I fried some Brussels sprouts just now out of spite for your pathetic post

>>17182079
With chestnuts?

>>17181044
yeah you know because the dead are very litigious

>>17180175
don't tell me not to soak my food in bleach!

>>17182083
Mushrooms

Wish me luck guys , I’m having them for dinner and the ones I bought today look really sketchy .

>>17177982
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>>17177982

bleach????????

Ok , so I bought the most rotten Brussels sprouts I could find found nothing . Just rotten leaves . I was really hoping for a few bugs . Maybe a tiny spider bro or a caterpillar . Nothing . I’m disappointed . I guess I’ll just have to eat my Brussels sprouts without bugs .

Even though they don’t have any bugs they still taste good .

>>17177982
>If you ever buy fresh mustards seeds at the grocery store, crush and soak them in a mixture of salt and white vinegar or lemon juice. Allow to soak for 12 to 24 hours. You will be absolutely disgusted by what you see. Remember, most people eat that.

>>17183742
kekkus maximus

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>>17183467
based

>>17178129
oh you naughty boi

>>17183467
based deenz chad

>>17177993
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>>17178038
Bleach is one of the strongest full body detoxicants and effective against vaccine injuries. Bleach and colloidal silver are HATED by the big pharma.

>>17185863
lmao that meme is years old at this point

>>17185854
Didn’t even like deenz before /ck/ .

this is the best fat boy cope i have ever seen, did mommy and daddy laugh at you when you refused anything green at christmas anon?

Wife just told me that if I buy any more Brussels sprouts then throw most of them away she’s going to tell everyone I play with my food like little children play with LEGOs , lol .

>>17183272
>op specifically says to bleach the sprouts
>cuts them instead
You are retarded

>>17186127
Not going to eat bleached Brussels sprouts , that would be retarded .

>>17186127
I’m only concerned about what happens when you add Brussels sprouts to diluted hydrochoric acid .

>>17183272
Do you guys really prune your sprouts this much? I barely ever remove anything, only if it's visibly dirty or soggy.

>>17186155

But they pair perfectly with activated almonds!

>>17186186
They were the most rotten ones I could find . Had to go to three different stores . Still didn’t find any little friends in them .

>>17186187
Maybe I should soak them in bleach then soak them in ammonia , lol .

Just kidding, nobody do that .

>>17186213
Surely it's the other way around – you'd be more likely to find critters still hanging out in the stuff that's fresher.

>>17186165
mustard brrapps?

>>17185863
1/10 troll, try again.

>>17186478
Good idea , I’ll find the freshest , nicest Brussels sprouts I can and destroy them looking for bugs .

>>17186688
make sure you bleach them this time

>>17186810
Can’t , my wife keeps hanging around , don’t want he to realize how odd I am . I don’t think she’ll understand why I’m bleaching food . Need to get rid of her for a day or two , lol

If enough /ck/ anons want I will test this out tommorow on my day off to prove OP is a 3rd world country faggot

>>17187169
It’s a lot more fun speculating about what happens than knowing . I’ve chosen to believe it’s for the bugs that make Brussels sprouts their home and not about some strange chemical reaction . I’m still hoping to find a tiny spider bro that prays on them .

>>17186820
>Can’t , my wife keeps hanging around , don’t want he to realize how odd I am

The secret was out as soon as you made her eat all the eggs.

I literally wash almost none of my produce. I brush the dirt off mushrooms and I rinse leaks since they always seem to have sand but aside from that, I just eat it and never have seen any gross shit or gotten sick.

First person who finds a Brussels sprouts spider win the internet .

>>17187281
That doesn’t seem to honor the spirit of this thread . Can’t you make up some story about a disease you got from vegetables ? A skin rash would be good .

>>17187297

He also, incidentally, wins a cute spider bro.

That actually is a trick to making sketchy water safe to drink by adding a tiny amount of bleach to it.

But you get a dropper and add 10-12 DROPS of bleach into a gallon of water. Not no fucking tablespoon.

I make a basic vegetable wash solution by adding 1 part apple cider vinegar to 4 parts water. Great for soaking fruit.

Not sure about fresh brussels sprouts, but you should definitely soak your strawberries immediately before eating them. All sort of tiny little mites / aphids come out of them that you wouldn't even see

>>17187336
I’m a little disappointed with your vinegar method . So far I’m seeing nothing . What do you have to do to get bugs in your vegetables ?

>>17187423
not even bugs eat broccoli. that should tell you something about broccoli. it tastes like farts

>>17187459
Stop overcooking your broc

Well , the vinegar didn’t hurt the flavor or texture of the broccoli , but also didn’t help me find any bugs .

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>>17187625
Something tells me OP lives in a shithole that doesn't already cleanse its produce before it hits the shelves. https://cvp.cce.cornell.edu/submission.php?id=335

why the FUCK hasn't anyone bleached their sprouts yet
i thought this was an educational board
fuck you OP

>>17187169
I've already waited 2 days for OP to deliver, I can wait another day to see what bleached sprouts look like.

>>17187659
I wonder what vegetables are most likely to have bugs ?

>>17187698
Because it’s not about education , it’s about entertainment . The longer we go without knowing what happens when you bleach your food the better .

>>17177982
Nobody eats bleach

>>17185863
I bathed in bleach when I had scabies. Killed that shit quick.

>>17178119
>Shoot me nigga

>>17180167
wow

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>>17177982
You might call them based brussles sprouts

>>17177982
I had leftover Christmas sprouts tonight and now I can’t stop farting

If the bugs don’t want em. I don’t want em either

bmup
I wanna see the bleachy sproots

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>>17190731
>kills 99.9% of germs
Don't open it, man, you gon die.

>>17190749
Can’t live forever . Only doing half , have to save some for dinner .

>>17177982
Doing your mom doing doing your Mom. Doing your mom doing doinng your Mom

>>17190774
Calling it now. They turn into cauliflower.

>>17190782
Maybe they swell into full size hvr0p
cabbages .

>>17190793
That'd be cool. That would definitely be one weird trick cabbage farmers don't want you to know.

>>17190774
Oh Fugg the suspense is killing me

>>17187719
I'm sure it depends on where you live, but cole crops tend to be attacked by a lot of things.

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>>17187719
I would imagine anything leafy that would have a lot of places for them to hide during washing.

The water is a little cloudy and it smells like bleach , otherwise they look fine .

>>17190893
This is the biggest let down since 7chan.

Are they at least sort of mushier or anything?

>>17190899
I used four cups of warm water and 3/4 teaspoon of bleach . Did I get the ratio right ?

>>17190893
Impressive. They give up quite a bit of color to the water when cooked, so I'm surprised to see no coloring at all.

>>17190911
That sounds right to me. You just divided by a fourth.

You gonna try cooking them? I might not recommend eating them. I can't think of any foods that involving bleaching them. Lye, yes, bleach no.

>>17190940
Flour?

>>17190940
Thinking about cooking a batch with and without bleach and comparing them .

>>17190950
Yep, that's an obvious one I didn't think of. I'm sort of just trying to think of what the bleach would do to the sprouts.

>>17190954
It would be interesting to see. I wouldn't eat them unless you really clean them out, but bleach is used in kitchens and is used in food processing, just really diluted. Trying to remember food service bleaching ratios, the gallon to tablespoon ratio would be 1:256, which isn't that high. Though it's also bleach, which is pretty caustic.

Nothing but slightly cloudy water and a mild bleach smell .

>>17190971
I think sprouts are already pretty alkaline, but maybe it'll make them maintain their texture better when cooked in dilute bleach.

>>17191047
All the things I'm finding mention 200ml+ being a toxic dose, which is quite a bit more than even a full tsp. I would imagine it would do something weird to them and break down the tissue slightly before you cooked them.

>>17191044
God's work, anon.
OP screwed the pooch on this one.

>>17191078
They feel squeaky clean , lol .

>>17191102
Maybe that was the lesson OP wanted to teach us. Wash your vegetables.

If so, thank you OP.

I think it’s safe to eat .

>>17191044
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>>17191080
As >>17187659's link shows, washing produce with a germicidal bleach is considered standard "good agricultural practice." So whatever a first-worlder is buying from the store already had OP's experiment done to it.

>>17191591
I’m pretty sure we are the first people to consider if bleach is safe to use on vegetables . Don’t mess with our thread .

>>17191591
So what you're saying is we need to repeat the experiment with farm fresh sprouts?

OK , so here’s where we are . There was no difference between the bleached and unbleached sprouts . Clearly I failed to use enough bleach to have the ops catastrophic effect . I was just too timid with the bleach . Maybe in a couple of days I’ll try again .

>>17191915
Oh, huh. It was you all along.

This was a fun thread.

>>17191959
Ya it was . I thought it was going to die a few times , but someone always came along and gave it cpr .

76 cents added to your sproutshill account OP. Thanks for your support.

>>17192078
Big Brassica strikes again.

>>17192078
lol , he got me to buy three extra pounds .

vegetables will never be good no matter how much you memed them

>>17191915
SCIENCE