/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17178999
no

>>17178999
Yes, but that's not a very good example of ny style pizza in your pic

>>17178999
Yes, but that looks like a pie from a dollar slice spot.

>>17179008
Your style of pizza will never be the golden standard.

>>17178999
>imagine not paying 1500 a month for a shoebox apartment
>but hey we have 20 dollar bland ass pizzas

>>17179020
I enjoy nearly every style of pizza, but Chicago deep dish is third-tier at best. Detroit style is clearly superior.

atleast its not fucking detroit who didnt get the fucking memo a pizza is a fucking circle

>>17179015
st marks is the only truly based street left in manhattan

>>17179045
ever have that disgusting St. Louis style with the provel cheese.

>>17179029
They're not bland. Obviously living there if you're not a multimillionaire jew sucks ass, but let's not overstate it. Best pizza in the world.

>>17179020
Pizza is a flatbread. This is not a flatbread and therefore not pizza. It's delicious, but not pizza.

>>17179068
In your dialect, pipsqueak.

>>17179045
lol! look at this tastelet. pizza is whatever you want it to be. and detroit pizza is the best

>>17179045
That look amazing to me. The caramelized cheese at the edges, the perfect bliss-point ratio of carbohydrate, salt, and fat.

>>17178999
imagine living in new york city

>>17179087
If the crust is like a garlicy focaccia, it's real good.

Chicago deep dish>Chicago thin crust(pub style)>Detroit style>New York>St Louis
Don't agree? Don't care.

>>17179160
Would you care if I did care?

>>17179061
That goes to CT

New York thin crust > Neapolitan > Detroit pan pizza > Chicago deep dish > Tavern

>>17179172
New Haven style is great too, bit it's an odd style.

>>17179044
There s nothing high class about Detroit Pizza.

>>17179236
or pizza

>>17179015
>overflowing with trash.
Yep. Seems like authentic nyc

>>17178999
Is pee the golden standard of poop?

>>17179057
Hey man, St. Louis is pretty good. It’s like pizza nachos.

>>17179236
Pizza comes from Naples and it's not supposed to be a high class food. It's supposed to be delicious, accessible, transmissible, and affordable. Pizza and other cultural foods are one of the biggest deterrents to war, and used to spread spheres of influence. It would completely negate the power of such foods to be inaccessible or classed out of range of the majority of the population. You're being ridiculous. Suck my dick.

>>17178999
America cannot be the gold standard for an European food.

>>17178999

No. I like pizza but I think cheese pizza is the worst of them all and is mainly for 12 year olds.

>>17179279
The cracker crust is awesome. Provel is nice cause of the gooeyness, but it's not entirely my cup of tea taste wise. Other parts of the Midwest do it somewhat similar, but maybe a softer cracker like crust or no provel. So I'm not entirely against it.

For me, it's Ohio Valley style

>>17179324
Is that take and bake?

>>17179328
No thats done brother. They bake the dough and sauce, take it out and slap on provolone and toppings

>>17179324
Laugh out loud, out loud. Why is Ohio so terrible?

>>17179211
>bit it's an odd style.
not at all its the definitive pizza.

>>17179020
mmm now that's some good gyoza!

>>17179422
>gyoza
mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>17178999
I'm from NY and wouldn't call anything "golden standard." Most of the time since I don't want to deal with annoying restaurant types, I'll get a damn tombstone frozen pizza then make it when I want and jazz it up the way I want and not deal with pretentious italions. It's really only idiot tourist types that think these idiot overpriced places are useful.

>>17179172
Frank Pepe was an innovator. The best pizza I had was a white pizzer.

>>17178999
That really looks like shit, I doubt that a NYC subway rat would go near that. Our subway rats have at least a little taste.

>>17179324
hahaha, that looks like something I puked up after having a bad hangover

>>17179470
>>17179364
you guys just don't get it

I've visited NYC extensively on google earth and I was surprised by how run down some parts are. And also what a supermassive clusterfuck it is.

>>17179486
>visited via internet
kek

>>17179485
Maybe you're right, having grown up in NYC I never got "the italian bullshit"

>>17179045
Detroit pizza and filters retards and jews

>>17179485
There's definitely no "Ohio-style" pizza in the part of Ohio I'm familiar with.

>>17179503
This is what is known as a joke

>>17179503
Its not Ohio style, its Ohio Valley style. Mostly northern WV + Steubenville OH

>>17179510
Had me fooled. I thought Colorado pizza was just a joke.

>>17179510
>>17179520
Not a joke

>>17179485

You’ll be first against in the wall in the coming Pizza Wars

>>17178999

Chicago thin crust is the best and anyone who says different is just going to have to respect my opinion as I do theirs.

>>17179526
Explain OV style 'za. It looks like it came from a Walmart deli.

>>17179501
Who the fuck in their right minds would want to go to detroit?

>>17179535
>square
>put sauce on the dough and bake
>take out and immediately add provolone and any other toppings
>hot crust and sauce partially melt the cheese
wala

>>17179501
It seems that the only people in detroit are people wanting to get out of it. That's no way to go through life.

>>17179526
He drinks, he smokes, he thinks you're a joke.

>>17179551
>wala
voila?

>>17179554
That doggo looks like a cocaine smuggler.

>>17179561
>>>/reddit/

>>17179551
Yeah that's gross.

>>17179568
U R Mom was gross after tyrone was done with her last night

>>17179568
you just dont get it

>>17179528
Oh you'll get the noose first

>>17179551
owner of dicarlos sperging out about people in columbus not liking his pizza lol

>>17179585
>pizza shop license

>>17179585

I wish I could pay someone to throw a brick through his shop window

>>17179590
One asshole near where I lived actually wanted for me buy into his pizza joint, I just told him to fuck off, he couldn't provide a proper buisness plan or anything. If he needed me to do it then some bank wasn't going to do it and he didn't think that I'd go over his books as well. The guy's a scumbucket and not to be trusted.

>>17179610
You don't really want to do that, that's going criminal.

>>17179610
Why are you being such a violent piece of shit?

>>17179585
Flexing your pizza cred and bashing traitorous competitors is pretty much the definition of based.

>>17179622

Oh sorry there are other circumstances. He once raped me.

>>17179679
With flavor?

>>17178999
Nope. The story of pizza
>Invented by Italians
>Developed by Americans
>Perfected by Swedes
Many such dishes.

>>17180122
Sweeten doesn't even know how to do meatballs right.

>>17179077
In the literal definition

>>17179008
That's an accurate representation of the $1/slice pizza you can grab on the go, though, which is the real beauty of NY pizza
No faffing around with bullshit or worrying about how your slice will look in instagram, just grease and calories you pick up on the cheap while you're on the move to your next spot
Soul

If the entire pizza in OP's pic is more than $8 they are getting fucking fleeced and deserve ridicule

>>17180122
That should taste terrible.

>>17180131
see this >>17179077

>>17178999
I grew up with greek style pizza, so that's always been the metric by which I judge all my pizza, but I'll admit that greek is way harder to do properly than most other styles; even in my neck of the woods where it's common, most pizza houses range from forgettable to downright awful. When done right, it's pretty fantastic, though; somewhere between sicilian and NY style with a lighter, sweeter sauce and sharper cheese blend.

But I like just about all styles of pizza, except for Chicago. Fuck that shit, it's not pizza. I can't even say it would be good if classified as any other kind of food; I'd rather just have a nice fucking lasagna or some canneloni with garlic bread. I've never had a deep dish pizza good enough to justify the existence of the style. Not even in Chicago.

>>17179044
Based, I love a good detroit style.

>>17179585
That last part fucking got me

>>17180142
Please stay in Kansas

>>17179057
The fact that people from st louis genuinely like that shit makes me think less of them. Everyone I know from st louis loves eating velveeta and ketchup on a saltine. I would probably be less put off if I found out they practiced cannibalism.
Imo's pizza is one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in my life and I have eaten out of trash cans before.

>>17179049
Not since the Continental was closed
>7 shots for $12 bucks
>get wasted with buddy, end up wandering ina stupor and i waterboarded him on the train to wake him up

>>17179049
Maybe a decade ago. Now it's filled with tourist shops and fake Japanese restaurants.

>>17180122
that looks disgusting. I dont want to eat a salad on top of my pizza.

Tavern style > all other styles > shit > NY style

>>17178999
Making me miss the food on my youth. I hate NYC and would never move back no matter how much my company offers me. I would definitely fly in for the day and eat all my favorites then fly back to Texas the same day…lol

>>17180124
>>17180150
>>17180378
filtered

>>17179049
>>17180342
>>17180334
Even a decade ago it was trash. For a long, long time it was a place for soft white nyu kids to larp a "real" new york experience and buy weed that was usually fake or gutterweed. Maybe the worst street in the entire city.

>>17179324
This looks like those frozen pizzas we used to eat as kids in the 90’s. Y’all have the worse food. I thought skyline chili was the worse thing I ever tasted in Ohio. I don’t have to even taste this to know it’s way worse.

>>17178999
Roman pan pizza is clearly the superior za. The airy crust requires actual skill to pull off and not just Paco or Pajeet in the back banging it out for minimum wage.

>>17178999
New York's alright if you wanna get pushed in front of the subway

>>17179020
this is lasagna with a crunch. Fuck off

>>17180453
>Even a decade ago it was trash. For a long, long time it was a place for soft white nyu kids to larp a "real" new york experience and buy weed that was usually fake or gutterweed. Maybe the worst street in the entire city.
exactly why it is based, when i visited my friends who lived in nyc it was my favorite spot to feel like a badass and not get carded for anything,didnt give a fuck if it was "authentic" or not

>>17180573
>crunch
what the fuck were you eating

>>17180452
Fuck you.

>>17179044
Detroit is absolute shit tier trash

NY “pizza” is just a shitty knockoff of New Jersey pizza.
Same can be said for almost anything else attributed to NY.

>>17179295
Italians sort of invented it, but Americans perfected it and made it taste good. That’s why it’s the most popular food in the world, thanks to Americans. Besides, bread and cheese was invented in the Middle East and tomatoes came from the Americas, so Italians hardly have any claim to pizza to begin with.

>>17179283
>Pizza and other cultural foods are one of the biggest deterrents to war

>>17179448
proof, folks, that we have retards on the coasts
get vaxxed and get it together america

>>17180122
>>17180452
Based, but I like my kebab 'za without salad or fries, maybe some fries on the side and dip in the sauce

>>17179486
nyc is a pretty big place. it has a commuter rail system where it can take what two hours if not more to get from one end of the line to another? how far can a two hour commute take you? now imagine your ar ethe most significant port on the east coast for a century and somehow the most significant home of capital in the present. and imagine you live in a society where no one gives a fuck about shit other than making money. the place is going to look like slave cages. but things change - Central Park and the park in brooklyn - pure urban humanism. yeah some parts are fucked as fuck. but thats like anywhere if you know where to look.

>>17180849
>Italians hardly have any claim to pizza
All the ingredients for a dish don't have to come from a single region in order for the dish to come from that region. By that logic Americans also have no claim to pizza, or pretty much any food for that matter, while places like China, India, the Middle East and Mexico are fucking stacked (which they admittedly are but still, not to that extent).

While the American grease disc could be considered a different dish I guess, it was clearly inspired by Italian pizza. American media spread their own version worldwide sure but that wouldn't have happened if not for Italian influence in the US, modifying their superior dish to fit American tastes

>>17180899
There's nothing decent about NYC anymore, I''m out of there my family is out of there. Last time I went there to clear out a storage room the place was covered with a bizzaroworld haze and had a weird stench to it. It's just no place to grow up or live anymore.
The only people still there have some kind of vested interests.

>>17180889
The vax doesn't even work.

>>17181036
The only people that ever said it did work are government and big pharma types saying that it does. Now what's next from this government twat, 5 jabs? The scumbag keeps changing it.
The USA government has been proven to just outright lie to it's citizens,
1. tuskeeke
2. weird shit sprayed in NYC subways
People have died from that stuff.
3. Crazy stuff tested on military folk
That's not conspiracy shit, it's all proven and documented.

When these biden/kamela/fauchi types keep changing their storty pretty much weekly they tend to not be believable but then as democrat types they really never were believable.

>>17178999
golden standard? it's a rat and roach infested shithole

>>17181060

why is New York such a cultureless shithole?

>>17181060
Don't forget the pathetic pigeons.
Have a pic of a rat stealing a nyc shitty pizza slice looks like some utter crap sbarro slice. Most people that grew up there take it way too seriously instead of getting the fuck out and doing something better.

>>17181069
Forced diversity and quotas, it wasn't always that way.

>>17180995
>>Italians hardly have any claim to pizza
>All the ingredients for a dish don't have to come from a single region in order for the dish to come from that region. By that logic Americans also have no claim to pizza, or pretty much any food for that matter, while places like China, India, the Middle East and Mexico are fucking stacked (which they admittedly are but still, not to that extent).
>While the American grease disc could be considered a different dish I guess, it was clearly inspired by Italian pizza. American media spread their own version worldwide sure but that wouldn't have happened if not for Italian influence in the US, modifying their superior dish to fit American tastes
This is the first pizza so far that doesn't look like some mass produced trash for a homeless shelter. Thin base with mozzarella/basil and tomato paste, delicious.

>>17181069
I tend to think that who grew up there take themselves way too seriously, especially with the retard sounding voices. It's that stupid sounding accent that makes certain types come across as fucking morons.

>>17181085
extra thin, extra crispy for the win

>>17180995
>Italian influence in the US, modifying their superior dish to fit American tastes

Actually it was Italian immigrants modifying the dish to fit their own taste because in the new world they were free to do what they wanted without having some ultra nationalistic attitude restrict them.

>>17180560
>Paco
I only once went to Brooklyn and stopped at a random pizza shop, the owner was a sicilian from a town I know since I lived there, we talked a lot in Sopranos sicilian/english and then the Paco in the back told him "stop talking to him pendejo he wants to eat" and he shouted back at him. lel
the place is called Triangolo pizza near the St Vitus bar in the polish part of Brooklyn, its pizza is way better than the most famous pizza place in Little Italy

>>17181113
>Actually it was Italian immigrants modifying the dish to fit their own taste because in the new world they were free to do what they wanted without having some ultra nationalistic attitude restrict them.

that is possibly true for every immigrant cuisine, and the US has a lot of example.
do you know that finnish americans (in Minnesota I think) has their own culinary traditions that are totally different from actual finnish cuisine jsut like spaghetti meatballs and fettucine alfredo differs from italian cuisine.
finnish americans make some kind of meat pie that is considered quintessentially finnish-american, but is a corinsh pie since finnish immigrants were miners that worked along immigrants from Cornwall and learned to do this kind of pie.
that is the history of prettty much every food, that evolves along two lines: elite cuisine and populare cuisine. in recent years those have intersected and you can find 40$ gourmet pizzas or pay a lot of money for korean/chinese street food that was originally intended to be cheap

i like all pizza

>>17181181
>little Italy
>anything more than a tourist trap
Dunno who told you to go to Little Italy, but only tourists go there to eat

>>17181232
I had to stay near the Bowery so I checked and was disappointed. dont even know if it was little italy or some neighborhood near Little Italy. I think it was Prince Street Pizza that champions himself as some kind of best pizza in New York, it was basic pizza but a bit overpriced (still cheap for the area where fucking hipster joints will charge 15$ for a single burger)

>>17181276
If it's burger and fries and drink, that's what some of these shitty mid class faggots are charging now adays not in a big city.

god i wish i had some epic pizza to mouthfuck myself with

>>17178999
This isn’t pizza

>>17181056

>>17178999
America pizza always looks so cheap and terrible. I think America pizza is the worst in the world or at least the worst that I see posted on /ck/.<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

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>>17178999
New Haven pizza is the only American pizza that matters.

>>17181584
You're so fucking dumb it hurts

>>17181623
I'm sorry if it hurts you but he's right

>>17181749
And you've been to all 122.8 million household in America to try all of their pizza? Or at least a statistically significant number of them to accurately say that it's cheap and terrible and worst in the world?

>>17181756
> Or at least a statistically significant number of them to accurately say that it's cheap and terrible
Yes. I also can look at ingredients and process to know that low moist processed "mozzarella" is not good.
How do you know you don't like sucking cocks? do you tried at least a significant number out of the circa 3.5 billion of cocks in the world? you better hurry to catch up and stop wasting time posting on /ck/

>>17181766
>suck dick
I don't need to, for it has no purpose in life.

>>17181785
nothing has

>>17181786
There are many things necessary for life. You just hold carnal pleasures above them. Which is why you'll die early and alone and in miserable health, cock sucker.

>>17178999
The pizza is not a good enough reason to live in that rat infested and crime ridden shithole of a city

>>17181800
life itself has no purpose, so everything necessary for it, it still has no purpose you cocksucker

>>17178999
>shithole city
No.

>>17181807
It does have a purpose. To break bigger things into smaller parts.

>>17181623
Sharts can never handle the truth.

>>17179029
>1500 a month
kek maybe in Spanish Harlem. My dads friend rented his studio in Midtown for a little under $3500 a month. NYC is stupid expensive and it's not even cool living there anymore.

>>17178999
They like to think so, but the same could be said for a lot of things. New Yorkers are just the Texans of the north, obnoxious and self important.

>>17178999
....that looks like one bland pizza.... where are the toppings...

>>17181056
The Tuskegee experiment was just a syphilis treatment trial. Nothing more nothing less. Get out of CK with your low-info Facebook memes.

>>17179610
You would make his day
He would go on sperging out about how real pizza hating people have been attacking his legitimate pizza parlor

>>17181276
Prince Street is pretty good but Joe’s is kino

>>17181766
Lmao

Pizza places in my euro town is either styled to be fancy bullshit where pizza is super expensive, or just a delivery place, where if you don't order a pizza with a bunch of toppings and sauces it will taste like shit (and its also expensive). I just wanna get a cheap fresh cheese pie sometimes damn. Had pic related just hours ago, it was good, but a floppy piece of shit with too much sauce. It also cost like 20 bucks.

>>17182012
Bullshit it was being used to test stuff on unspecting citizens that didn't have a choice in the matter, kind of like the aerosol sprays in NYC subways under the guise of trying to know how some gas would spread, people still died from it.

>>17182359
That looks like its been sitting under a heat lamp for six hours and as horrible as sbarro is, sbarro shit looks better than that.

>>17179004
>fpbp
>/thread

>>17182359
Looks like what my American public school used to serve on Fridays

NYC gets a bad rep, but Chicago and Minneapolis are genuine dystopian hellscapes. Minneapolis is the worst, they want to be relevant so fucking bad.
I'll never live in a city again, but if I had to it'd be Houston, easily the best place I ever lived that was a city. I'm in a little town in Idaho now though and I'll never leave.

I remember going to that pizza place in Shitcago on the pier and my friend thought it was a hick flyover thing to ask for a to go box even though we had half a pizza left. What a waste

Connecticut pizza is better

>>17182795
this looks like actual italian pizza, roman pizza
>>17182041
yes it was not bad the pepperoni one. I still dont get the population in that area between bowery and broadway, are all the customers in bars and pizzas tourist or there are people living there?
>>17179486
it is undeniably a clustrfuck and if you are poor is pretty hard. it looks like living inside a gigantic machine

>>17182373
>aerosol sprays in NYC subways under the guise of trying to know how some gas would spread, people still died from it.
Sauce? Never heard of this.

>>17179061
Eat shit cityfag.
Your pizza is shit and so is your shithole city.

>>17180895
'bab 'za, 'ies onna si'

>>17179324
first time seeing this and actually would be super interested in trying it. i love lunchable pizza and imagine this is just the big boy version

>>17178999
Altoona pizza is the best of the best only for true pizza fans

The only valid type of pizza.

>>17184014
Alright i'm with you. Now convince me validity matters.

>>17184025
Officiality. American lasagna isnt real lasagna, for example.
All three pizzas you just posted look like greasy fast food sloppa for fat people.
>pineapple
Painfully American.

>>17178999
I rather not live in new york, especially with what's going on right now in the current social climate

>>17184034
And who is it that officiates the validity of a pizza?

>>17178999
It's the minimum standard. You shouldn't tolerate pizza worse than NY pizza. Chicago and New Haven have better pizza than NYC.

>>17181069
They beta tested the concept of a city then it was perfected by Chicago.

>>17184037
>especially with what's going on right now in the current social climate
Expand?

>>17184043
Italians (the peak of human existence)

>>17179015
So the good kind.

>>17184043
italians
You murricans never get the dough right

>>17184105
>>17184143
Why are Italians the official standard for pizza?

>>17180889
>tell people to get vaxxed
>call them retards
Irony.

>>17184158
Because that thing is a cracker, not a pizza
In life there are two things that have to rise properly, the pizza dough and your dick

>>17184166
I must have mistyped. Why are Italians specifically the standard for pizza?

>>17179020
Sexy quiche bro

>>17184158
would you eat a flat croissant?
you wouldn't so why you want to eat that non rised cracker with suspicious cheese?

>>17184174
because it's objectively better and home of the modern pizza
> better dough
> better ingredients
> better process
Murricans have admittedly transformed an almost healthy complete meal in fast-food tier food that is supposed to be unhealthy and an exception

Why is japan the standard for sushi?
why is russia the standard for caviar?
Why is american the starndard for fat mongoloids?
Because these country are the best in their respective thing

>>17184198
>would you eat a flat croissant?
I vaguely remember them having some kind of flattened desert croissant in France. Not a comparison but for the sake of entertaining the thought, sure I would.
>objectively better
According to who?
>home of the modern pizza
By what metric?
>Why is japan the standard for sushi?
I do not know, tell me.
>why is russia the standard for caviar?
I do not know, tell me.
>Why is american the starndard for fat mongoloids?
I do not know, tell me.
>best in their respective thing
According to who or what?

Anon, I am willing to entertain your perspective but you haven't moved from your original position. You've been stating something, not proving it.

The objectively best type of pizza is free

>>17184222
> According to who?
cuisine grammar. Go eat some turd, since taste is subjective for you
> By what metric?
time and space
> I do not know, tell me.
> I do not know, tell me.
> I do not know, tell me.
read again "best in their respective thing"
> According to who or what?
according to taste. Taste and cuisine is objective with a subjective stratum. The same hold for painting and music, throwing the "subjective" argument is retarded and obviosly wrong

Can you consider "baby" by Justin Bieber better than clair de lune from debussy or a pice of Bill Evans?
Of course you can't because "taste" is partially subjective and like cuisine, it has a grammar and some partial metrics that can be used to create a partial ordering between objects.
Are you a philosopher faggot?
Also to point out your ridiculous argument that implys subjectivity, while there exist a subjectivity to music, psychoacoustic is a science, just like taste has some objective property. Our brains react pretty much the same to the same stimulus

> How can you state that $country is the standard for ..
Generally who made it first or even the one who first stabilize it in their culture

> I am willing to entertain your perspective but you haven't moved from your original position.
I don't care since you talk like a faggot

>>17184266
didn't read but why is emma working for the titans instead of aeug

>>17184266
If taste is subjective for me, would that not contradict taste and cuisine being objective with a subjective stratum?
You're suggesting I am incapable of an objective understanding of taste and cuisine?
>Generally who made it first or even the one who first stabilize it in their culture
>Generally
If it is generalized would that not mean it is not objective?

Oh, and i'm not talking. I am typing.
If you don't care, if you are so convinced, why try to convince someone else?

>>17184318
> If taste is subjective for me, would that not contradict taste and cuisine being objective with a subjective stratum?
No, read again the sentence you cretin
> You're suggesting I am incapable of an objective understanding of taste and cuisine?
yes
> If it is generalized would that not mean it is not objective?
generalization is orthogonal to objectiveness
> Oh, and i'm not talking. I am typing.
you should stop doing both
> If you don't care, if you are so convinced, why try to convince someone else?
Not every discussion has a purpose, there are no illocutionary act aside from calling you a retard

>>17184318
And stop posting those frozen tier pizza, your posts alone are disgusting enough

>>17184328
>>17184332
Well that is interesting. So you are saying when it comes to pizza, I would need to be Italian to be objective?

>>17184335
> So you are saying when it comes to pizza, I would need to be Italian to be objective?
For anything you are incapable of, you should listen to people who know better than you
You should also put down the weed and stop talking like a stoner

The only good things about New York are NY pizza and NY cheesecake and that's it, just those two.
And NY strip steak but just those three along with NY style deli corned beef.
Just those four things.

Oh, and Long Island Sound oysters are fucking delicious but THAT'S IT.

>>17184341
Billy Joel is from New York and he's pretty good

>>17184337
You know me to be incapable? You know i'm still not talking, right?

whatever the best pizza is, it's American

Phylogenesis and Taxonomy of pizza styles can be tricky, and you must have a superior knowledge to understand how some techniques migrated from a place to another.
I guess you could call picrelated a typical Detroit style pizza, but it is actually a 'pizza al taglio' from a traditional sicilian bakery.
so what is 'traditional' then? is peanutbutter/jelly on toast traditional? Is New york style pizza traditional?

>>17178999
I have questchin, can you put pickled pumpkin on pizza?

>>17179531
Chicago thin crust is just the little brother of St. Louis style pizza.

>>17180332
>Imos
Ok retard
>I went to McDonald’s and got a shitty burger
>I hate all burgers now

>>17178999
>anime avatar
Hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to side with New York on this one.

>>17184198
Shut the fuck up, Maddox.

Here's my humble contribution: a Croatian-style homemada pizza. These sausages were still oinking some days ago.

Unironically all a pizza needs is crispy crust, sauce, cheese and maybe a meat. Any pizza shop trying to promote itself on meme specialty pizza is probably trash. I don't want Big Chris' Steak and Pepper Fetta Bomb.

>>17180142
>need muh calorie on the move because i'm always on the move because the big apple doesn't sleep xDDD
>soul
yeah see you there
kike yorkers are the worst

>>17179087
>caramelized
Burnt to crisp.

>>17185493
Looks pretty good, what makes it Croatian style though, just looks like a regular pie.

>>17181078
Even the rat is probably thinking "this pizza is ass"

When we were in NYC, we went to this place Marinara. Good slices and the mozzarella sticks were excellent.

>>17180278
CHICAGO STYLE
IS NOT
DEEP DISH

>>17183998
What is this abomination

>>17180152
Okay, I guess my dialect is the universal English language. Any dictionary definition you find will always label pizza as being a flatbread.

>>17186472
those look great, what's that yellow sauce?

>>17186616
So is this some shitty /ck/ meme, or are you just retarded?

>>17180278
Say you live in SE Connecticut without saying it. By the way, greek pizza is fucking OILY NASTY TRASH

>>17180142
Go shoot up a Palestinian school, Moshe.

>>17186907
That's not where I live, retard. Also, sounds like you've only had shitty greek pizza, which I've said is more prevalent than good. What a retard.

>>17186848
He's probably talking about tavern style, which is ubiquitous in Chicago. For whatever reason, it shares a Wikipedia article with deep-dish pizza because they're both pizzas from Chicago, even though tavern style is pretty different.
Basically there's two types of "Chicago pizza" but most people prefer to differentiate "Chicago deep dish". Also, not to be confused with "Detroit deep dish" which has much thicker bread and less toppings.

>>17178999
new yorkers are more excited for pizza than normal people are because of the size of their city. each ingredient has to be imported from up to a couple thousand miles away, because the city is this big cement hive, so they hustle it around more and act like its a big deal. its literal cheese pizza cooked with "magic tap water"

>>17178999
The golden standard for pizza is a Freshies gas station pizza I bought while high as giraffe balls. Covered that shit in hot sauce and ate it like it was my only food I've seen in months.

>>17178999
The best pizza is Connecticut Pizza because they're the only fucking sub-type I don't see you retards have autistic shit flinging arguments over. Pizza fanatics are the Sony vs Nintendo of the food industry.

>>17183771
>t. Eternally asshirt Inferiority complex fly over subhuman

>>17182359
$20? Thanks Jew bankers for the inflation.

>>17182359
make it yourself, mate. pizza dough is pretty easy, and the toppings should be no problem to obtain.

>>17188088
maybe it's cause minimum wage is going up

>>17186648
Those definitions are based off of a particular dialect of a small village on an island in the north Atlantic. You're village can have it's own.

>>17188108
Yes, but don't blame the working class when inflation is clearly caused by the Jews at the Federal Reserve.

>>17179610
I would do it but I wasn't granted a petty vandalism license

>>17181200
10/10 post fren

>>17180142
>accepting a metropolitan culture so vast and cruel and unsympathetic that it requires you to eat while on the move like some form of dessert-crossing landmammal with a feedbag slung from its ears, munching at the chaff and oats so that your owner may make it to market, rather than taking at least time out to sit down and eat and enjoy your meals.

You are the problem with society and I wish the worst for you.

>>17186323
I made it in Croatia and am a Croatian.

>>17188122
I know I didn't explain myself, but I am not blaming the working class. Wages in general do need to go up. But people shouldn't pretend that, where I'm from for instance, minimum wage was less than 8 dollars an hour 4 years ago, and is 13 now, and will be 15 in a week, it among many other things isn't causing this to happen.

>>17178999
is Chicago? is not Chicago?

>>17188656
that's pizza

All Pizza's are good

All pizzas are bad.

This is quite literally the best frozen pizza I have ever tried in my entire three decade life. I almost always have one in the freezer. Nothing compares, it's better than the entire frozen aisle. God bless Germany for this gift.

>>17180323
What is funny about -DD?

>>17178999
MORE LIKE CUTESUMI!

>>17179352
>>17179324
>>17179551
you know honestly i could see this if they did a mix of both
melt barely any cheese on there to get shit to stick, put on top whichever toppings are significantly improved with high heat
then put on different cheese and toppings that are better raw

>>17179585
>oi m8 you got a loiscence for that lunchable

>>17186848
deep dish (cooked in a dish that is deeper than a standard unsupported side style)
and
deep dish (pizza pie, cheese in middle tomato on top)
are two different things

some people are too dense to realize that, others autistically defend it

>>17184198
>>17184174
>>17184166
good looking pies

>>17180122
baserad och rödpillrad

>>17179045
Still technically a pizza.

I don't like it, though. That's the kind of pizza they used to serve us in elementary school.

>>17178999
Nope. NYC is just like any other shithole city, there are a handful of pizza shops that make the cut, and there are a lot of crap spots that produce inedible garbage.

>>17179020
nice quiche

>>17178999
I still prefer the classic Italian pizza (the one you only get in Italy)

>>17178999
Looks like garbage.
Also not worth living in a literal shithole that smells like trash every day.

>>17186663
Its a vodka sauce.

Do murricans really eat that shit?

>>17179044
Best opinion in thread. Chicago style is an unnecessary but acceptable niche.

>>17179188
Ding, ding, ding

We got a winner.

>>17179020
>>17179044
>>17179045
that's some delicious ramen

>>17179044
>>17179045
>>17179084
>>17179044
>>17179045
>>17179160
>>17179188
>>17179236
>>17179501
>>17179541
>>17179553
>>17180278
>>17180759
>>17187045
>>17185020
>imagine literally putting cheddar fucking cheese on a pizza
just lmao
detroitpoors quite literally BTFO !!!!

>>17180122
Pizza, pitta in its original spelling, was invented by Greek people. They exported it to their colony, Nea Polis ("New City" in Greek) in Southern Italy, 2800-3000 years ago.

Nea Polis still exists today, it's Naples, Napoli in Italian. And their pitta is still the very best on the planet, regardless of what Greek or Turkish trolls claim on the internet.

>>17179008
i have the exact opposite opinion
ny style sucks, but that pizza looks delectable

>>17181086
>I tend to think that who grew up there take themselves way too seriously, especially with the retard sounding voices. It's that stupid sounding accent that makes certain types come across as fucking morons.
I think you meant the South.

>>17179020
My man with the 'go 'za

>>17178999
>censors the name of a man who will be killed by looters within 2 years

Never have I seen so many bad takes in on /ck/ thread.

We all used to agree on things and make fun of the people who were wrong. When did we get so filled with underageb&, zoomers who haven't traveled, and reddit fags with incorrect opinions?

>>17189946
Is that a good combo for dipping mozzarella sticks? Might need to try that out sometime

>>17179211
How is it odd? It's normal pizza done right. New York style pizza is just New Haven style but everything made cheap

>>17178999
Nope.
If it was the standard. Then "New York Style" pizza wouldn't be a thing. It would be just "pizza"

>>17179324
>>17179352
Reminds me of pizza lunchables.

Holy fuck americans are retarded. Your pizza is garbage, everywhere I went I tried the regional standard and it was terrible. Naples pizza shits on your faces and you're all too ignorant to know it.

>>17179324
The actual Ohio pizza style is Brier Hill which mogs all of this 3 lb cheese bread bullshit

>>17178999
Wtf is with these different styles of pizza?? Pizza is pizza and pizzahut is kinda the standard really

>>17191792
shut the fuck up, you irrelevant shitalian piece of shit. There is nothing more overrated than your shit cuisine, Americans took your shit food and made it iconic, yet all you can do is seethe like a bitch made hoe.

Bitch made hoe, don't hate on clearly superior people. You also are not white, and never will be, you greasy piece of shit.

>>17191792
>italiniggers when every pizza isnt margherita
please just fucking shut the fuck up nobody cares

>>17191713
It was so good. No idea how or if other places do it but it was so good there. I'd recommend 100%.

>>17180573
>muh lasagna

seethe faggot

>>17186642
Altoona style pizza

>>17178999
>sumirefag likes floppy wet cardboard za
For me, it's the meatlover's from Dominos

>>17192766
>Dominoes
Pathetic

>>17179311
I like putting provel in my omelets because of the low melting point. Now that I think of it, I should try provel in a grilled cheese.

>>17182359
>he paid 20 bucks for a pizza without toppings

>rye crust
>chanterelle
>reindeer
>onions
Peak pizza.

>>17192082
That looks disgusting, but seeing that its from Ohio and everyone is a few seconds away from an overdose you degenerates are too fucking high to properly look at anything.

>>17178999
>finally go to new york city after years of hearing how their pizza is literally the best
>its completely underwhelming

I feel betrayed.

>>17192773
>dominoes le bad
sucks eating sloppah all the time but you do you

>>17193523
say it with me
LOMBARDIS GRIMALDIS NAPOLIS
nuff said

>>17178999
so "New York style" is literally just a thin crust cheese pizza?

whats "New York" about that? thats the equivalent of a McD hamburger. the most basic bitch variant. wtf. italians in Naples already had it

>>17193825
no
there's street pie and there neapolitan in mew york
street pie is known the being big slices
its just that pizza makers trained other pizza makers, its not chain bullshit that most people know as pizza.

this>>17193803

>>17188116
you're

>>17192327
>>17192388
Fucking faggots, I'm not even Italian, just an Australian trying to relieve you Amerifats of your ignorance

>>17180770
Based njanon. Best part about living in this state is the italian food, never been impressed with ny pizza

>>17193953
grimaldis has locations in brooklyn and in hoboken
get over yourself
based Napolis is in Hoboken tho
love those fuckers and miss that pie
hope they ok

>>17191792
Naples is a shithole and the food is nothing special

>>17193343

>peak faggotry

>>17179585
this is something like I'd type out while plotting revenge murders

>>17179324
Pizza Shashimi

>>17179585
Imagine living in Ohio and thinking any part of your life is legitimate

>>17179551
That looks like dog piss tier pizza

>>17180278
What pizza place is that pic from?

>>17192327
Not italian, but I agree with that guy. I tried both and american pizza sucks, actually all your food is mediocre desu
Neapolitan pizza ingredients are fresh, the dough is soft and and the crust airy and it actually taste good. The sauce is fresh and the milk from buffalo mozzarella mix togheter with the tomato sauce making it a little bit sweet, salty and an tangy
While the quality varied in my experience, there's no doubt that neapolitan pizza (but also other italian pizza styles) shits on american pizza face everyday. While eating neapolitan pizza you can tell you are eating a good meal

The problem is at the basis actually, everything in america have to be a gimmick (including the food), everything has to be disproportionately praised and sold and the "worth the money" clownish mentality

>>17179015
Why wouldn't the employees take out that garbage can much sooner? Why would they let it overflow like that? Who would walk into a restaurant with trash strewn about like that?

nepolitan pizza with the splotchy cheese fucking sucks

>golden standard
Kek fucking retard kek

>>17178999
>not 'go 'za
LMFAO
OP image is one step below Lil' Caesars LMFAO

>>17179551
>Di Carlos

I fucking know this place. I've had their pizza several times. The sauce is watery, the cheese gets pulled off the slice a sheet, and the crust cuts your mouth. However, I heard the place got a new owner, but I don't know if the pizza improved since then.

KNEEL!!!

>>17197256
Woah, I thought elementary school was out for winter break. What cafeteria did you rob?

>>17197309
One that you'd never find, even if you had a map.

>>17179020
Based and Chicagopilled

>>17178999
Why does Jew York pizza have no toppings?

Now THATS a noo yawk SLICE

I'm Australian so I've never had authentic new york pizza but for me new york style pizza is a guilty pleasure
Huge wedges with thin dough that tastes like cardboard and soaked with grease, with a lot of cheese on top and a thin layer of tomato sauce, it's amazing
Used to get 3 slices of it for lunch for years

Quad City will always be my favorite style
>tfw the Harris in 3rd went out of business
pain

>>17179020
Foreigner here. That looks like shit. And why the fuck is the sauce on top?

Did you motherfuckers forget which way is up?

>>17179084
>pizza is whatever you want it to be.

Well then I want a nice big slice of your mother's cunt.

>>17196855
>Neapolitan pizza ingredients are fresh, the dough is soft and and the crust airy and it actually taste good. The sauce is fresh and the milk from buffalo mozzarella mix togheter with the tomato sauce making it a little bit sweet, salty and an tangy
Any good American pizza place will have a similar level of quality ingredients.

Hey guys I just made a Chicago style DEEP DISH, what do you think?

california style > chigaco > detroit > ny > italia

>>17198419
Disgusting.

>>17198419
All of them are shit.