/ck/ - Food & Cooking

People back then just kind of ate whatever huh

>>17170158
Wow, what a fucking loss

>>17170158

>>17170158
>free handshakes for seniors and veterans
americans are so mentally fragile they need a handshake from a random stranger to feel better

>>17170158
>great potato families like yours
What did he mean by this

>>17170184
>the judy garland bit

>>17170184
>potatoes served with potatoes on a bed of potatoes

My dad used to take us here when we kids. We saw Mickey once in the restroom. He was naked.

>>17170158
basado

>>17170158
>hashbrown & cigarette .35

I miss the good old days

>Be a senior
>Hungry for some spuds
>Arrive for my free handshake
>Order a beer
>Enjoy the man beating a drum in the background
>Order four grand royales because I refuse to lose out on free bread
>Eat 12 lbs of potatoes plus bread
>Have another beer
>Tip the drum man, receive another free handshake
>God bless America

>>17170196
>europeans are such misanthropes the thought of friendly handshake confuses and fightens them

>>17170312
>Tip the drum man
someone can't read >>17170291

BASED mickey handles the tip for you, as a thank you for enjoying his spuds

So /ck, what are you ordering?
I’ll take the fried peelings, the Dennis Morgan with potatoes au gratin, a chocolate potato shake and potato sherbet for dessert

>>17170158
Didn't this guy let the entire place burn down but not before stealing the cash register and locking the back exits?

>>17170158
>>17170184
Professional fun ruiner, here.
While Mickey Rooney was infamous for slapping his face and name on literally almost any kind of product on the face of the earth, this is fake. You can spot the very small "Clarington Shpoo Imagification" watermark next to the fries in the first image and the bottom left of the second image. They make a lot of this style of thing.

>>17170724
We know dork

>>17170158
Not a real menu, never was a real restaurant. Fuck off.

>>17170158
That has to be a LiarTown USA goof.

>>17170724
It's hard to find a shot of the full menu board at his actual restaurant, Mickey Rooney's Star-B-Q.

>>17170735
>implying there are tards here who think "potato fudge" was real

>>17170757
It's perfectly possible one could devise a fudge from sweet potatoes or, if Mickey would allow it, a yam. You need to think outside the box.

>>17170158
Used to have a Kenny Roger's Roasters in my city when I was a kid. Place was actually fucking delicious.

>>17170724
No shit you retarded ass buttfucking faggot.
Damn.
I bet you’re the kind of motherfucker who points out “akshually a tomato is a fruit” like everyone doesn’t know that.

>>17170757
The real giveway is the salt water taffy and day-old coffee grounds in the Potatoes Pat O'Brien.

>>17170158
Norm McDonald says he met Micky Rooney and Micky Rooney told him that he wanted to fuck Farrah Faucet in the ass
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4SlKNWqJCw

>>17170700
Can’t find the news clipping but yeah
He still got more shit for doing yellow face in Breakfast at Tiffany’s than he did for nearly killing all those people

>>17170184
>Potato Juice

This has to be fake

>>17171474
An olive is a fruit too.

>>17170724
>no one actually orders prairie-style thick cubed russet potatoes with its of bell pepperon, onion, cabbage, eggs, salt water taffy and day old coffee grounds
I simply don't bleve you.

>>17171861
its the shit u squeeze out of potatoes before frying hashbrowns.

>>17170158
How authentic were their Asian dishes? Mickey was an honorary Chinaman after all.

>>17170211
I honestly feel bad for Garland, Hollywood producers at that time makes Weinstein look like an alter boy

>>17170184
>$5 for a "wheelbarrow of mash"

>>17170292
I'm old as hell and shit like that is way before my time I remember when I was in kindergarten the HS lobby had a cigarette vending machine and that seems bizarre to even me now

>>17171843
>>17170700
I gotcha boys.

>potato shakes
Do americans really?

>>17172523
Its a rollercoaster every time

>>17172530
Wait... Do foreigners not know about the potato miracle of 1849? I know it's American history I just figured it was an important enough event that everyone knew. We put potatoes in everything, even our doughnuts

>>17170158
>potato fantasy
I too, wish to fuck the potato.

>>17170757
people DO think potato fudge is real though

>>17171474
vegetables don't even exist asshole

>>17170341
Handshakes are illegal now.

>>17172853
A quick google search shows potato fudge and potato juice are both real

>>17170184
>Hash brown and cigarette