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I am making delicious pizza

>> No.17155126

>>17155121
That is a woman

>> No.17155138

>>17155126
No I`m not !

>> No.17155141
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Nice

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>>17155121
>>17155138
Onions are cooking

>> No.17155150

why are you human

>> No.17155167

>>17155138
c-can you show forearms?

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>>17155144
Dough Is resting
>>17155167
Not yet

>> No.17155182

>>17155121
post feet

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>>17155182

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>>17155175
>>17155199
Rocket/arugula has been washed

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>>17155182
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>17155207

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>>17155207
Hamster Will also get some

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>>17155199

>> No.17155243

>>17155235
I friend used to have same hamster. His name was Stalin.

>> No.17155244

>>17155199
dont know whats going on with those toenails but id still chew them off for you

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>>17155235
>>17155207
Mozzarella>>17155233
I dont know

>> No.17155262

>>17155144
I hope these onions are for the sauce.

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>>17155262
Tomato

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>>17155277
Mozzarella has been applied

>> No.17155304

CHRIST ALMIGHTY DO NOT FUCK IT UP

>> No.17155305

>>17155292
looks horrible already

>> No.17155308

Hi everyone I also like pizza, very tasty yes?

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>>17155292
>>17155277
Let It heat !

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>>17155305
Im also adding tuna guys
How`s your takeout going chud?

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>>17155329
>>17155333
Tuna and onions are in. Add virgin tears for extra taste

>> No.17155341

>>17155329
Don't you have a oven?

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>>17155337
>>17155333
Still cooking

>> No.17155357

>>17155341
I never tried with an oven, how does It taste ?

>> No.17155368

>>17155199
god you are gross

>> No.17155374

I like OP's threads. I recognize his hands cause he doesn't cut his fingernails (medical related).

Good job OP.

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>>17155353
>>17155368
Would you take a look at that ! Chuds ! The smell is delish!

>> No.17155384

>>17155199
What happened to your toenails man? Also cooked onions on pizza are gross.

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>>17155374
>>17155382
Thank you for your support. Heres a Pic with flash on.

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>>17155386
I'd eat it, enjoy friend.

>> No.17155396

>>17155384
Ingrown nail and surgeries

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>>17155395
Thank you my friend ! It Is tasty.

>> No.17155422

>>17155396
Damn, that shit sucks.

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>>17155421
Japanese food Is delicious.

>> No.17155541

>>17155199
Every time. Literally every time without fail when one of you retards posts a picture of yourself on here you turn out to be some kind of deformed subhuman golem person. I guess it serves as a reminder why there is so much blatantly wrong and unbelievably stupid information being shared on here, and why pretty much none of you dumbasses can fucking cook worth a damn without turning it into a disgusting bowl of slop.

>> No.17155568

>>17155541
Post self faggot

>> No.17155576

>>17155541
post body you autist

>> No.17155577

>>17155555

>> No.17155603

>>17155541
Get help schizo

>> No.17155646

>>17155329
I've wanted to make an oven like that for some time now.

>> No.17155825

>>17155568
>>17155576
>>17155603
Uh oh the triggered golem people are coming out from their dungeons...

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>>17155329
The fuck is that?

>> No.17156238

>>17155235
I do not care about your pet. I wish you never mentioned you have one. I am leaving.

>> No.17156245

>>17155541
You’re absolutely right. Posters here are freaks. Probably why they’re all insane alcoholics.

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>>17155199
the fuck? lmao

>> No.17156293

>>17155382

try an oven next time to really brown that dough. Looks a bit pale right now

>> No.17156313

did you use a premade pizza dough?
Suddenly the crust is docked after baking
not docked
>>17155337
docked
>>17155353

>> No.17156491

>>17156313
Yes I did. I don`t have the Energy for homemade one right now. It`s nothing about lazyness or whatever

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>>17155442
>>17155421
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>>17155199

>> No.17156815

>>17155121
Show us your poorfag blackie shoes you are so proud of.

>> No.17156897

>>17155121
I only look at the pictures that you don't have your grotesque hand in

>> No.17157142

>>17155121
>>17155144
>>17155175
>>17155199
>>17155207
>>17155235
SHOW ME YOUR PENIS

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>>17155126
>>17155121
i hate tranettes

>> No.17157158

>>17155541
>not lurking 4chan for the sole reason of laughing at the absolute dregs that inhabit this place
lel you are doing it wrong

>> No.17157532

>>17155121
You are making a gigantic ass of yourself.

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>>17155199
What the fuck happened to you

>> No.17158142

>>17155396
what kind of work shoes do you wear? dress shoes? boots? were they too small?

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>I am making a bowl of chilli

>> No.17158201

>tuna
>pizza
get the fuck out

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>>17155199
jesus fucking christ, my eyes

>> No.17158247

>>17155382
undercooked desu

>> No.17158250

>>17155541
there is this pure mean-spiritedness that some posters here on /ck/ have perfected which I've never seen on any other board

>> No.17158741

>>17155199
Wtf is wrong with your toenails bro? Jeeeeez

>> No.17158754

>>17158250
i feel the same way man, it's fucking crazy. people on here will eat you alive over the most petty innocuous shit, they'll totally fucking flip out over nothing

>> No.17158809

>>17158754
Its mostly incels that order takeout or are too insecure to Cook food because they still live with their parents. God forbid someone makes a thread cooking food, this board Is as trash as /b/

>> No.17158855

>>17155541
go back to facebook and reddit
you hate us and yet you stay here to shit on us
feck off

>> No.17158858

>Pizza that has tuna, mozzarella, sweated onions, all severely undercooked
jesus fucking christ the dough is still raw you subhuman fucking animal

>> No.17158860

>>17155382
Honestly you should caramelize the onions until they become a little golden brown, right up until just before becoming ever so slightly burnt, but stop BEFORE they burn = better flavor. Right now they're just clear sticky floppy onions, which is sorta fine, but kinda meh, gotta go golden brown to be REALLY tasty.

>> No.17158867

>>17158809
>Its mostly incels that order takeout or are too insecure to Cook food because they still live with their parents. God forbid someone makes a thread cooking food, this board Is as trash as /b/
This person is the exact same person as
>>17155541
REMEMBER THERE ARE SHILLS ALWAYS RAIDING 4CHAN THAT HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US FOR NOT BEING FACEBOOK TWIDDER REDD!T CANCER

stay strong frens, it's all bullying bullshit

>> No.17158868

>>17155382
You would be better off with frozen pizza

>> No.17158872

>>17155825
>t. Golem

>> No.17158876

>>17155386
>>17155382
Also yes, I would honestly say that it all appears under cooked. Same as the onions, you want the whole pizza to cook RIGHT UP UNTIL IT IS SUPER CLOSE to getting burnt. then just as the edges get a little LITTLE BIT burnt, you stop cooking, it's done. Notice the best pizza places in the world that charge 200$ a slice always ALWAYS the pizza is slightly burnt, JUST A LITTLE.

>> No.17158878

>>17158858
Cope harder incel, thats how I like it

>> No.17158881

>>17155353
What the fuck is that device? Use a fucking oven

>> No.17158889

>>17158876
I`ll try that Next time

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>>17155541
Rate my feet senpai

>> No.17158911

>>17155199
Did your toes get hit with a big cartoon mallet?

>> No.17158914

>>17158889
You kick ass OP, and you make good thread.
based. and God speed.

>> No.17158920

>>17158906
>feet
>deenz
feenz?
deets?
also did your wood floor get attacked by an angry samurai? looks rustic and well lived in like a good home should be. hmm. cool.

>> No.17158922

>>17158920
The scratch marks came with the place to give it soul.

>> No.17158940

>>17158906
Those old oak floors are not that hard to refinish. Look brand new when you're finished.

>> No.17158948

>>17158940
I rent so it is not my problem. I am not making my place look better for my landlord to increase the rent for the next person.

>> No.17158949

>>17158922

Did you leave the fingernails embedded in the floor too?

>> No.17158987

>>17158878
no you don't you just cook badly

>> No.17159040

>>17155138
Sounds like something a woman pretending to be a man would say

>> No.17159057

>>17155235
>>17155199
Fucking based OP

>> No.17159058

>>17159040
The ring finger is about the same size as the index. He's probably just Italian.

>> No.17159065

>>17159058
Jesus, even worse

>> No.17159068

>>17159065
WHATTAFACKAYOUPRObLEM?
I WILLA NEVA UNDASTANDA YOU FACKING PROLEM WITHA TALIAN PEOPOLA!

BAFANCOOL!

mama fucking mia

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I showed this thread to someone and he said OP has "aye aye hands"

>> No.17159184

>>17155938
I underestimated Americans being dumb as hay. I am sorry hay community, you clearly more intellectual than the Americans.

>> No.17159638

>>17155357
>I never tried with an oven
The fuck. What is that stovetop device you're using?

>> No.17159669

>>17158906
Obese people shorts/10

>> No.17159810

>>17159152
kek

>> No.17159820

>>17155121
why are you always trying to look manly by showing this little scar on your hand?

>> No.17160103

>>17159820
Why rape Is bad? Exactly.

>> No.17160288

>>17159820
He's like Luffy the Priate.

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>>17155825
>>17155541

>> No.17161342

>>17155541
>ugly people cant cook
bro youve never been in a kitchen have you?

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>>17155199
It's quite cheap to fix your nails. Fix em or you'll need surgery.

>> No.17162470

>>17155199
you have the exact same feet as my dad

>> No.17162491

>>17155207
>>17155199
WHAT the FUCK are WRONG with your NAILS?

>> No.17162495

>>17162470
god you sound so gay

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>>17158250
>t.

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>>17155386
>>17155421
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>>17158250
yeah I love it

>> No.17163183

>>17155329
interesting contraption

>> No.17163259

>>17161873
looks like mexican food from that liveleak cooking show

>> No.17163724

>>17155138
>space before "!"
French?