/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fucking size of that roach.

>>17148798
I shouldn't stick my dick in that...

However...

>>17148798
wh- what are you doing?

>>17148805
This was the smaller of the two

>>17148822
par-cooked (steamed for 2 min) just to set the tail meat and help it get outta the shells

>>17148838
Cooked sous-vide in dill butter, served with roasted potatoes and artichoke, 10/10 would gladly have as my last meal on earth

>>17148798
>>17148822
>>17148815
>pacific lobsters
nice job choosing the shittier of the two

>>17148848
Unfortunately there weren't any Atlantic lobsters there when I grabbed these out of the Pacific ocean this morning

>>17148822
That one's on the left, big fucker on the right

>>17148854
food doesn't come from the ocean retard it comes from a shop

>>17148903
Fucking elites should put some food in the ocean so we can get some too.

>>17148798
are we being raided?

>>17148798
why the fuck do you have a bag in the sink you fucking mong I bet you're fucvking australian i really do hate you people just get off my fucking board I hate you so fucking much you stupid down under cunt i hope your gravity belt or harness or whatever gets rusted due to your shitty sea water I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you cook the lobster well if you even know how you inbred fucking hick I hate austrlainans so god damned much FUCK

>>17149202

>>17148881
>They have Pacific lobsters
Holy shit those things look weird

>>17149622
>>17148881
Wait a minute, I just realized why they look so weird. They don't have claws! That is so odd.

>>17149202
Yes I swam from Australia to California
>>17149637
Yeah it's all tail, plus they got bit ass antennae. Prep is a bit easier. When people buy frozen lobster tails it's usually from pacific lobsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VCCiY17hKw

>>17148854
>living on the pacific coast
nice job choosing the shittier of the two

are lobsters one of the ugliest things that we been trick into eating

>>17148798
i hate lobster ever since i learned that they used to be associated with cockroaches and i could see why.

>>17150828
Given that they used to be considered trash food for the poor, yes.

>>17148844
Wtf you can eat a whole ass artichoke?

>>17150842
Wasn't that monkfish?

>>17150908
No. He's retarded for serving it like that.

>>17149822
hating everything won't make girls like you anon

>>17150828
didn't Chilean sea bass name got a name change due to how unappealing it was?

>>17150908
>>17150937
yes you can. you pull the leaves one by one, all of them have a bit of meat on them. you are left with the innards, remove the hairs with a spoon and there's the heart.
used to serve whole artichokes at a restaurant i worked at.

>>17149202
on a break from your google job?

>>17151115
no I work at a call center

>>17151106
Yep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonian_toothfish

>>17151323
fancy!

>>17151323
>>17151327

those are some ugly ass mutha. do they taste good?

>>17149622
Fukushima bro, that didn't go away the media just stopped reporting on it.

>>17151200
Are you sure, I've heard that argument about Aussies before
pic related has some questionable language but blame google for that. real coincidental.

>>17150937
>>17150908
hahahahaha what

>>17149637
The ones in my country, which is very much Atlantic, also lack claws. Maybe it's a warm water thing and only cold water lobsters have claws. Idfk.

>>17148881
Nice. Did you dive for them or put out traps? I've tried to dive for them but those fuckers are fast

>>17152248
What country is that? One of those islands around Cuba and stuff?

>>17152248
>>17152338
Looks like a california spiny lobster to me

>>17148903
based

>>17148844
Artichoke looks so unappealing like this. Everything else looks great though.

>>17148903
That seems wasteful

>>17152338
Italy.

>>17151327
shiet

>>17152411
shut the fuck up

>>17148798
>>17148815
>>17148822
>>17148881
>virign Pacific lobster
>chad Atlantic lobstah

>>17148881
that's the UGLIEST fucking thing ive ever seen

>>17150936
thats one ugly motherfucker

>>17148838
Nooo Pinchy!

>>17150937

>>17152336
Dive, I'm faster than these nerds
>>17150908
>>17150937
Congratulations you've revealed you've never had the joy of eating whole artichoke. Your bloodline is weak.
>>17152342
Correct

>>17152665
Make me, faggot.

>>17148844
>Half a fucking Unpeeled artichoke
>Fried sandflies
>Disgusting looking lobster drowning in oil
>Ugly plate
>Ugly fork
I hate you

>>17148822
You will eat the sea bugs.

>>17148798
>turk infestation

How did we come to a point where fucking sea cockroaches are considered a delicacy

>>17151327
Just looks like a regular fish?

>>17152500
Technically scampi are also lobsters.

>>17153869
tastes good

I don't even like lobster that much but all these posts really make me want to eat some just for the experience of cooking a beautiful creature alive.

>>17150938
I do not like girls

>>17154738
You don't cook em alive, you knife their brain first (although they still wiggle around a lot... this guy's legs were still moving minutes after his brain had been knifed and tail had been ripped out)
>>17153498
that's a whole artichoke you seething dumbass
>>17153869
tastes good

>>17154913
only gay redditors do that, I want them to suffer

>>17148838
/ck/: NOOOOOO NOT SEAFOOD I'M SCARED HELP MEE

>>17154713
>>17154913
wtf you can't eat something just because it tastes good

>>17148881
>pacific lobsters
>programmer socks

>>17153869
tastes good

>>17156062
>>programmer socks
explain

>>17156331
Thigh high socks worn by programmers. It's a /g/ meme. In refrence to the lobsters, I'm assuming it's because they are striped like most thigh highs?

>>17156331
/g/ meme where tranny coders wear thigh high socks (usually trans pride colored) while programming

>>17156341
>>17156953
yeah yeah I know the meme im just not seeing the socks on the lobbies

>>17149202
Ironic mootposting is still mootposting

>>17149202
this desu

>>17148798
>Brother, some help