/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17142488
Well my pork's in a cage that keeps it from rolling in the mud, or turning around for that matter, your point?

Based germ fearer

Only dumb goyim are permitted to eat garbage.

>>17142488

I skip the meat and go straight for the mud.

>>17142488
Birds eat shit too. They are also way messier than pigs.

>>17142488
I mean, you put your penis in someone else's pee hole (or shit hole), and you don't cook off all the bacteria during that process, so- oh wait, you've never had sex, have you?

>>17142508

>>17142513
You don't fuck a woman's pee hole virgin

>>17142513
no
I'm proud of that
besides, a pussy has 3 holes
one to pee, other to fuck and one to bleed
google it if you dont believe me
I only touch the fuck hole

>>17142488
>he doean't eat shit and roll on mud
feels good man

>>17142488
The Theory of Evolution ultimately means that ALL life on this planet is related.

So, every single bite of every meal you have EVER eaten, you've eaten a relative.

This INCLUDES you too, any useless fucking vegan that's reading this message.

Beat that, OP.

>>17142522
no, YOU don't fuck a woman's pee hole

>>17142524
>three holes
Incel anatomy, everyone.

>>17142508
Based

>>17142528
op here
not v*gan
I enjoy meat, specially your father's meat XD

>>17142488
Arnold is a faggot

>>17142535

>>17142550
anus is not poosy

>>17142533
is your penis so small that it fits in a woman's pee hole, or are you putting your tiny penis inside of a "woman" with a penis' foreskin

>>17142564
CLITORIS
URETHAL OPENING
VAGINA
THREE HOLES
DUMB FUCK
READ THE IMAGINE FUCK FACE

>>17142550
>a vagina has three holes
>posts a graphic that shows two holes
Incel anatomy, everyone.

>>17142571
>Clitoris
Uhhh.... bros.... should we tell him?

>>17142572
SEE >>17142571
IM NOT A INCEL
I HAVE A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE THINGS PUSSY HAS 3 HOLES

>>17142579
>things
thinks*

>>17142570
we are not the same

i totally have a gf trust me i fucked her back of the knee hole so hard that she shitted all over my arm. vaginas feel like bags of sand. do you believe me yet?

>>17142488
>thread about pork
>20 replies later and the discussion devolved into how much holes a pussy has

>>17142592

I'm here for the mud.

>>17142592
they have 5 holes:
1 for shitting
1 for farting
1 for peeing
1 for cumpeeingf
1 for sexing
my mate dave told me

>>17142524
>not having sex with 1 hole lizard women
ngmi

>>17142488
>that eats shit
So most animals humans consume.
>rolls in the mud
Cools itself and helps get rid of pests on its surface.

>>17142730
>>17142496
>>17142502

>>17142608
One more for screaming

>>17142608
You forgot about the one for talking, anon

>>17142488
>(((You aren't one of these plebes that eats pork, right anon?)))
Begone Jew

>>17142524
No...that's not how a vagina works. There are two holes, the vaginal cavity and the urethra. Your cock goes in the same hole that blood and baby come out of.

>>17143239
>doesn't know about the clitoral hole
Lmao

>>17142579
>girlfriend
>post op troon
Oh nononononono, hahaha!!!

>>17142488
WARNING!!!
do NOT eat fish! I just read that they literally swim in their own piss!!!

>>17143271
The phone you are posting from has literal shit and cum on it

>>17143280
i dont eat phones

Pork: Be Inspired.

>>17142488
Not only do I eat pork, I raise pork.

>>17142488
>>17143321
Also I'd like to point out, our pig shit falls through that floor there, which all drains out to a pond.

We spread this pond water all over the corn, beans, and whatever you fuck you eat.

So you're still eating stuff that feeds off their shit too.

>>17143321
looks like someone isn't going to heaven

>>17143287
Yeah, sure

>>17143321
>>17143336
Looks like a clean operation you got there, good job. How often does a pig get their leg stuck between the slats?

I'm not a filthy fucking Muzzie, so I loves me some pork.

>>17143362
Thanks.
I'm one of two full time employees, the other full time person mostly does maintenance, I mostly do the pig stuff. But our jobs intertwine a lot, I'll fix stuff and he'll help with pig stuff.

Sometimes when they're smaller than what we're supposed to receive it happens, sometimes I can get them unstuck easy and I just put them in ICU pen (pen I use to separate sick and hurt pigs from general population) and they'll be fine. Around 2/5 times it happens they break their leg and I have to euthanize them.

We probably ship 50,000 pigs a year when our barns are full we have about 12k pigs on site. So 4-10 every year getting stuck isn't a big problem.

thank god i'm not a jew or muslim. nothing against them but jews and muslims would go crazy for the stuff given how insanely good of a deal pork is if it weren't for the fact they aren't kosher/halal. the jews would probably eat it for every meal

>>17143321
based. gotta respect diy

>>17142550
still aghast that some males would prefer to have this over a benis

>>17142488
I don't just eat it, I absorb it

>>17142608
>1 for shitting
>1 for farting
You have got to be the dumbest motherfucker lmao

>>17143215
>>17143234
>the one for talking
he said shitting already

>>17143801
they actually have 2 for farting

>>17143336
>>17143321
>>17143537
those pigs are so cute and the thought of them getting their legs stuck in the slats and squealing in fear makes me so sad.

Pig is the most versatile of meat. So many different cuts, curing ,& tastes.

>>17143336
Sounds like a comfy & chill existence

>>17142496
Based

>>17142496
This triggers California.

>>17143344
Islam is a lie.

>>17143321
Nice.

>>17142488
I eat shit as well why should i discriminate

>>17143321
Hey are you the guy who had that thread on /an/ a while back? That was interesting, thanks for it if so.

>>17143260
kekekek

>>17144962
I've done two pig threads on /an/.

I like my job a lot, I'll probably do another one next year sometime.

My boss is paying to have a pig butchered for me and my coworker soon, I'm probably gonna do a thread on that here. I'll be getting a ton of pork, and cuts I've never tried cooking before, so I think it'd be neat to have a pork thread.

what's wrong with rolling in the mud? do you really think whatever animals you eat has never gotten mud on itself at some point?

>>17142488
Your mom is a wonderful person and you need to learn how to respect and accept her despite the flaws that you mentioned.

I know this is bait, but it's a pretty shitty bait. "Eats shit and rolls in mud" is something that can be said of any animal.

>>17142488
>He eats the flesh of a plant which eats shit, grows in literal shit, is shit on by bugs and animals all day, and collected by Mexicans

you aren't one of those plebes that eats vegetables, right anon?

>>17142488
I eat pork because pigs are intelligent. The more intelligent an animal you eat, the more based and apex you are.

I eat pork because I imagine it's human