/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17138474
You'll be a skinny girl yet

>>17138474
you picked it out moron just get the fat fuck one next time

>sugar free
>honey

It takes three minutes to whip up your own dressing. 3:1:1 evoo: acid: emulsifier + salt, pepper, ??? To taste

>>17138501
>>17138481
>>17138514
>>17138518
This is part of the left's war on masculinity.

>>17138576
Why does the right absolutely seethe at the thought of people using their brains?

>>17138518
>>17138576
What, cooking with whole foods instead of relying on corporate chemicals? Not sure what you're getting at here, but I am a leftist so maybe you're right

>>17138474
>fat free salad dressing
yuck.

>>17138474
Looks gross but the ingredients aren't as bad a s I thought considering low calorie, low sugar stuff tends to be awful for you.

>>17138518
>three minutes
as someone that makes there own i have to know why are you being deceptive? between peeling, mincing, juicing, and cleaning up it takes more than 3 minutes
it's not like making a meal but dont lie about it

>>17138609
Idk i don't do any of those things? Squeeze lemon half or pour vinegar, pour evoo, mix in honey or mustard, sprinkle salt and pepper, done. I just did this for dinner tonight, like every night.

>>17138662
>honey mustard dressing
sick fuck

>>17138609
crushing a clove of garlic, squeezing a lemon and adding oil, salt and pepper does not take more than 3 minutes

>>17138671
Honey OR mustard. They're both common emulsifiers

>>17138692
add to that mincing herbs and cleaning and yes it does

>>17138706
Doesn't need minced herbs

>>17138501
lol

>>17138609
are you one-handed or something?

>>17138719
i don't need a salad either, but i want one

>>17138706
More prancing, less mincing!

>>17138732
Then chop the herbs and add them to the salad instead of the dressing.

Why does /ck/ hate men?

>>17138474
Just don't have dressing, like damn is it that hard to enjoy the taste of vegetables?

>>17138662
Damn I'd hate to have those counters. Food and shit staining the cement between the tiles, and those look like rough texture tiles that would be annoying to clean, too.

>>17138609
you just put it all in a jar and shake it, the only thing that would take cutting time would be shallots, garlic and herbs, out of those the shallot is the only real problem, most things are quick and easy to clean.

>>17139172
dry salads are nut that fun, you need dressing/vinegar, or at least some juicy ingredients like cucumber and tomato

>>17139206
Yes? Who's having a dry salad without wet ingredients? Put your meat or whatever on it for the juices to soak in

>>17138474
if that's all it takes to shatter your masculinity you never even had your car

>>17139214
Driving is for cucks

>>17138583
>but I am a leftist

>>17139377
lol look at this brainwashed retard. i'll bet you have a whole folder of that cringe shit ready to go huh

>lol look at this brainwashed retard. i'll bet you have a whole folder of that cringe shit ready to go huh

>>17138474
Yeah but you have to use actual dressing not sugar free hogshit

>>17138474
Salad dressing had already been solved.

>>17138474
>>17138576
eating a salad is emasculating. you get what you fucking deserve.

>>17138514
They used bees on a diet dumbass

>>17138474
imagine feeling emasculated over a bottle of salad dressing. i bet your the type of retard chud who doesn't believe in toxic masculinity either huh?

>>17139392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtCUgEXnrk

>>17140752
Reject malice, embrace Christianity.

>>17140752
>Goofy doing a two handed roman salute

Why does /ck/ hate men?

>>17139172
yes

>>17140348
Wrong one

>>17138576
No, it's a housewife trying to make money.

>>17138514
Doublespeak

>>17138474
Try some pear Gorgonzola

Can you even call it a dressing without any oil?

Sounds delicous

>>17138501
When they make Fatandsluttyinthatdesperatesortofwaygirl salad dressing I will.

>>17142192
water, vinegar, and dijon are basically the staples of a good dressing

Why does /ck/ hate black people? This on some a that down low bussy shit real talk

>>17140257
is this pic trying to making fun millennials from 10 years ago? lol

>is this pic trying to making fun millennials from 10 years ago? lol

>>17142192

From pubchem:

Calcium Disodium EDTA:

H315 (91.84%): Causes skin irritation [Warning Skin corrosion/irritation]

H319 (91.84%): Causes serious eye irritation [Warning Serious eye damage/eye irritation]

H335 (93.88%): May cause respiratory irritation [Warning Specific target organ toxicity, single exposure; Respiratory tract irritation]

Potassium Sorbate:

H319: Causes serious eye irritation [Warning Serious eye damage/eye irritation]

>>17142192
Where is the Honey? Also doesn't all mustard have oil?

>>17145594
Honey is on there dum dum learn to read.

>>17145361
Wow don't rub salad dressing on yourself I guess haha! :)

>>17145361
From pubchem:

Sodium:

H260: In contact with water releases flammable gases which may ignite spontaneously [Danger Substances and mixtures which in contact with water, emit flammable gases]

H314: Causes severe skin burns and eye damage [Danger Skin corrosion/irritation]

Potassium:

H260: In contact with water releases flammable gases which may ignite spontaneously [Danger Substances and mixtures which in contact with water, emit flammable gases]

H314: Causes severe skin burns and eye damage [Danger Skin corrosion/irritation]

oh no