/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why the fuck is ranch even provided by a pizza place thats stupid

>>17124848
because flyovers

>>17124853
sneed? is that you?

>pizza
>dipping sauce

Americans disgust me so much it’s unreal

>>17124848
Ranch is the best sauce for pizza. Not sure why you euro faggots bother denying this

>>17124915
I'm gonna drown you in blue cheese dressing.

>>17124886
there is usually only enough to dip you crust in and it's perfectly fine to dip crust, though it should be butter garlic

>>17124835
warm garlic butter

>>17125062
This. Garlic Butter > Marinara. Also
>ranch dressing

>>17124835
Why do Americans insist on dipping everything in ranch?

If anyone sees Chuck tell him Sneed send his regards

>>17125074
why does the rest of the world insist they all don't have a dip/sauce that is almost identical to ranch?

>>17124835
Sauce goes between the crust and the cheese, breh. Dip deez nuts.

>>17124835
>dipping sauce
>pizza
Marinara, but just for the crust. I always ask for extra sauce on my pizza because I'm a baller

>>17125153
> extra sauce
but then your cheese slides off on the first bite and slaps you in the face giving you 3rd degree burns

>>17124853
>flyovers
Burbcuck detected.
You aren’t a city-dweller. You never will be. Stop going “into the city”, we fucking hate you more than tourists.

>>17124886
honestly their continued existence is an argument against the existence of a competent moral god

>>17124835
Ranch OBVIOUSLY

>>17124835
If I could only keep one, I go with the ranch.
The pie already has marinara on it.
I had never actually tried dipping my 'za in ranch until recently, and it was actually pretty good. Maybe not something I'd go for all the time, but better than I expected it to be.

>>17124853
I'd pay not to live wherever you're from

>>17124886
O B S E S S E D

>>17124835
ranchfags are insufferable

>>17126044
What gets me is there's no ranch pizza sauce to just put on the pizza to begin with.
If so many people like dipping in ranch, then it seems like that would be the next logical step there.

For me, it's garlic and herb.

BEHOLD

>>17126113
That sounds strange, but at the same time intriguing.

>>17126115
It's so fucking good and it smells amazing.

mango hab

>>17126055
Ranch is no good hot. Hot pizza means hot ranch. Ranch needs to be cold.

>>17126149
That's fair.

>>17124848
Tastes good

>>17124835
Marinara. Fuck ranch. Especially on a pizza.
Bleau cheese does everything ranch does and does it better.

For me it's blue cheese dressing.

>>17124835
Already has marinara on it so Ranch obviously

when did pizza dipping sauce become a thing? I swear this wasn't a thing 10 years ago. Did people become that more fatasses in that time?
It feels like a conspiracy. Why does the pizza require dipping sauce?

>>17124886
>>17126352
This. If dipping your pizza in sauce improves it that much, how shit was the pizza to begin with?

My ex-gf used to buy ready-made club pizzas from Woolworths, and they came with sachets of ranch-style sauce to drizzle over. That still seems weird to me.

The most 'authentic' Italian-style restaurants in my city will bring you ramikins of parmesan, crushed garlic, and chopped chilli in oil if someone at the table orders a pizza. The only time I really needed to use them was when my pizza was bland as hell.

>>17124835
Ranch. So you can dip your crust after enjoying the nice marinara sauce on the pie. Bada boom.

you just KNOW your pizza is shit when you need that many sauces kek

oil and vinegar

>>17126352
that's because you were only 3 years old 10 years ago

>>17126396
>options bad
In sorry your country is poor

>>17126352
It's literally always been a thing. Next time just say you're 14.

>>17124835
Full mayo or plain no sugar or anything added tomato puree

>>17126419
Not sure if trolling but mayo would actually work well here.

>>17124848
Try garlic and herb mayonnaise, or similar, it's good for the crusts

>>17125111
You do realise that imperial measure is not actually American, right?

>>17125169
Not if you fold properly or use a knife and fork, these are the two appropriate ways to eat pizza

>>17124835
Neither, I'd throw both those into the trash and get some garlic sauce.

>>17124835
I really do not understand why anyone need a damn dipping sauce for pizza of all things.

>>17124915
Obvious mutt retard. Euros don't even call it ranch, plus the equivalent is insanely popular with dominos pizza in euroland

Is this the same as ranch? This is what we get at dominos and pizza hut here. It is incredibly delicious.

garlic mayo. the sauce has to be WARM also.

>>17126813
Euros do call it ranch, they just don’t have it there.
>>17126828
That is not a ranch. It’s more of a mayonnaise (ranch is a creamy/milky dressing, mayo is an oil spread).

>>17126828
No, ranch isn't a mayonnaise, it's more similar to a garlicky yogurt sauce with heavy herbs, like you'd get at a shawarma/kebab place, but sweeter and creamier.

>>17124848
I agree, ranch is disgusting and doesn't belong anywhere near pizza

>>17124835
Garlic sauce is nice sometimes.

>>17126899
>>17126907
Bad news, dummies

>>17127587
most people skip the mayo and use straight sour cream or greek yogurt

>>17126828
From what I can make out, this is sort of similar.

>>17125111
What are other countries versions of ranch?

>>17124853
looks like Dominos on the west coast and the east offer the same types of sauces as all the "flyover" states

>>17128670
Garlic mayonnaise is the closest I can think to it. Only place you'll get ranch in my country is a Subway. Any American style pizza place gives garlic mayonnaise as the primary dip, with bbq as a second.

>>17124853
t. Wasnt a poor Urban youth
>>17125173
this

>>17128670
>what countries have a sour cream or yogurt base with some herbs and spices added in
idk fucking most of them

>>17124886
You talk like a fag

>>17128804
most ranch doesn't have that much garlic in it if any at all.
my recipe is roughly sour cream and buttermilk with some chives, dill, onion powder, salt, black pepper and lemon juice

>>17128670
Kebab sauce is basically European ranch.

>>17126910
>disgusting
You weirdos sure toss that word around a lot like children

>>17124848
>>17124853
>>17124886
Euro here

Ranch is apparently equivalent to garlic sauce and here in my country every chain offers pizza with tomato and garlic sauce

don't know wtf u guys talkin or so surprised bout

Does Pizza Hut still do those pan pizza restaurant things? Like the small pizzas

>>17124848
Ranch provided by pizza places is fucking good for all kinds of shit and I literally cannot find a store-bought brand that matches it. wtf is this conspiracy? Literally all pizza place ranch tastes the same but I kind find it anywhere else

i dont know, dominos pizza with the marina sauce poured over on top of a piece is pretty fucking delicious i admit

>>17124835
BLUE CHEESE

ranch gives me diarrhea

>>17130768
Blue cheese is not comparable to ranch in any way and applying them to similar culinary scenarios should send you straight to the 7th level of hell no questions asked

>>17127587
>water IS apple juice, retards!! look, it says right there in the ingredients!

>>17130750
Maybe they're allowed to cram in more of "the good stuff" because it's such a tiny serving.

>>17124835

Dipping sauce? On pizza? You guys are sick! First ketchup on pasta and now this? WTF is your problem?!

>>17130775
they're both good for dipping fries and chicken tenders.

>>17126371
The autism is strong with this one
Why don't they just sell fries with ketchup already in them, talk about a shit product am I right

>>17124853
I don't even get this insult
What? Are all people who fly just retards or something?

>>17124835
pizza dipping sauce is unheard of here (Germany)
are the little cups at least warmed up?

extra garlic butter poured on top is the best
i drunk drove to papa johns for that gluttonous fatty sauce

>>17133312
People refer to New York and California as flyover states because no one wants to live in those shitholes

>>17124853
Is domino's even popular in the flyover states? I thought you guys ate California Pizza Kitchen and New York style pizza.

>>17126396
Nacho cheese all the way
Garlic butter second
Ranch a distant third

Wouldn't touch the others

Garlic. Fuck dipping. Put that shit right on top.

>>17135341
>Put that shit right on top.
naw son that creates a mess and you can't control the ratio

>>17124835
mustard

>>17124848
Bro you haven't lived until you wake up hungover with an empty large pizza box and an empty bottle of ranch

>>17135455
Die

>>17130750
Domino's uses Ken's Ranch Sauce, anon. That being said they probably add HFCS and MSG (it's in their listed ingredients) because why not?

>>17124835
neither. It has sauce on it.

>>17134129
No those are called fly through states. Nobody actually stops except for layovers.

>>17124835
Marinara
Fuck ranch

>>17124835
> pizza dipping sauce
Do americans really? What's wrong with your crusts?

>>17135665
This.
Ranch can suck my Dick from the backside and tongue my anis.

Cheese sauce for the crust.
I don't use any for the actual pizza part.

>>17126589
No shit

>>17124835
Anyone got recipes for pizza dough with caputo flour? I went to the market to buy some arancini, but they didn't have any and I didn't want to look like a thief so i bought some of this flour awkwardly

>>17124848
What else am I supposed to dip my buffalo chicken tender pizza in? Dumbass.