/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17127331
While the smoke flavor is great its main appeal to me is that it's milder than regular Tabasco which makes it easier to cram up my ass.

where do u live that u have to find about tobasco through obscure cooking weebsites

>>17127337
People in real life don't rant about hot sauce and post soijacks about it every night. There's a lot of cheap shit I've seen but never tried, but assholes here kept posting about this chipotle garbage and saying its good on eggs or its the best of their sauces. It's not at all, it's like putting barbecue sauce on your eggs. The flavors don't mix at all.

>>17127353
Are you sure they were talking about the chipotle?
I normally see people talking about putting the Tabasco Scorpion stuff on their eggs.
Smoky chipotle on eggs doesn’t sound good to me at all.

>>17127353
>soi
Fucking tourists

>>17127337
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>>17127400
It’s Tabasco’s retarded cousin.

>>17127400
It’s the knockoff stuff they sell in those little shops in Chinatown, along with Lewis Wuitton and Rholex.

tobasco saice is not a hot sauce
it is a pepper sauce
its on the darn label
none the less it is good
at least i think it is

tobasco sauce *

>>17127447
>tobasco sauce
Try one more time.
As you said
>it’s on the darn label

>>17127353
most of this board is filled with tastelets who are morons

For me, it's Tapatio

>>17127331
red vinegar is not a hot sauce

>>17127331
what the fuck do you mean it tastes like bbq sauce? how on earth does straight vinegar and pepper tastes like that sugary dogshit?

>>17128438
Repeating retarded memes ad nauseam doesn’t make them less retarded, retard-anon.

>>17127353
This stuff is good on sandwiches or burritos. Are you some 13 year old autist that only eats eggs?

>>17127835
It's the same shit as normal tabasco except the chilis were smoked. You and OP are the tastelets.

>>17127331
the more hot sauce you consume the less spicy It tastes, you need to build up to hotter sauces, or simply don't pound hot sauce every meal

>>17127331
>TASTES LIKE BARBECUE SAUCE
it tastes nothing like bbq sauce.

>>17128571
why is your ass so mad?
it doesn't make tabasco any less shit

Yeah chipotle hot sauce sucks. It all tastes like watery bbq sauce. Every brand.

Now the green jalapeno sauce is a whole nother story. This shit is really top notch

>>17128657
>be called a retard
>y-you mad!
Nah I’m fine, retard-anon.

it is a pepper sauce, not a hot sauce. The smokiness does add a nice flavor desu.

>>17128698
red vinegar is not a hot sauce

>>17128709
hot red vinegar is.

>>17128709
A definition being real in your head doesn’t make it real outside your head, retard-anon.

tapatio sucks
it just tastes like hot sauce that somebody dumped a bunch of black pepper into

But we told you that the habanero is the best and to avoid the chipotle anon...

hot sauce?

*is better in every way in your path*

>>17127353
Tabasco sauce is in 90% of restaurants and every Mexican restaurant. You’re locked in a rape dungeon if you’ve never heard of it.

>>17127376
the habanero tabasco on fried spam, the jally tabasco on hardboiled eggs, simple as

>>17129776
For me, it’s tabasco family reserve on spam, eggs, or anything else.

>>17129783
Pisses me off how much more expensive the family reserve is than the normal stuff, especially because it's just so damn good. It's aged 8 years instead of 3 yet it's 5x the price.

>>17129818
If you order from their website, 5oz of family reserve is $12 and 5oz of “regular” is $5.
So yeah it’s a bit more than double, but well worth it I think.
>It's aged 8 years instead of 3
On top of that, it uses peppers only from the original island plot (they produce so much “regular” sauce that they have pepper farms in multiple countries and blend it), and it also uses actual wine vinegar instead of distilled.

>>17129837
thanks for the tip friend, gonna order some now.

>>17129846
Where had you been getting it previously?
I’ve never seen the family reserve in a store, and have always gotten it from their site.

>>17127333
Based cramposter

>>17128708
>>17128709
Explain the difference to me.

>>17127331
>tastes like barbeque sauce
>isn't good
I hate retards.

>>17127400
Is it a regional pronunciation thus why it's spelled wrong

>>17129886
You give this same reply to your own sad attempt at a forced meme way too often, anon.

>>17127353
buddy do you think you live in the fucking matrix or something

um, hello?

>>17127353
Tabasco is the single most well known hot sauce anywhere in the world. They have it in Kazakhstan ffs. You would have to live under a rock not to know about it

>>17129896
most of tabasco's composition is vinegar, it shouldnt even be called a sauce but a dressing
good hot sauce is most if not all peppers

>>17131906
Cool arbitrary definitions, bro.
>most if not all peppers
So only chili purées are “good hot sauce”?

>>17127331
>>17127353
kek yeah you got trollered m8. chipotle and anything else smoky == bbq sauce town every time, there's no way around it.

>>17131906
i think you're talking about salsa

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>17127331
plot twist, OP is lying

>>17127331
Tabasco is the La Croix of hot sauce.
It's like vinegar that was bottled in the same room as a hot pepper.

>>17127333
For me, the main appeal is that tastes like something besides vinegar.

>>17128556
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>>17133363
Chipotle tabasco doesn't taste like normal tabasco. It's not the same shit just with a little smokiness, it's blatantly barbecue-tasting chipotle sauce. God damn you fucking retards, learn to read. Nobody even brought up the original shit, the OP picture clearly has the chipotle variant. It tastes like shit and I want a refund for this, deenz, fruitcake, and eggnog. You all have awful fucking taste, no wonder you only share these shit opinions on anonymous basket weaving forums.

>>17127444
poetry

>>17127331
I make my chili burgers with that.

>>17133363
>La Croix
It's funny when sugar addicts wanna pop-off at sparkling water. Sorry you reached for something colorful and fruity in the cooler and tasted something that wasn't sweet.

>>17127331
You are supposed to use that specific sauce in soups.

It is good in only one situation and that's on Chipotle burritos. They don't have the fucking sauce anymore because of COVID though, so I've stopped going. The sauce tastes like shit on anything else, the burritos are bland, but when combined it's outstanding. Don't know how that works.

>>17129626
OP's pic is specifically the chipotle tobasco you tard

>>17130599
His bitch ass lives in the gaytrix

>>17127331
Had a friend in college that got drunk one night and began doing shots of Tobasco on repeated dares. Turned his whole mouth red and swollen. He just kept doing them. Really miss that guy.
Anyway, for me, it's Louisiana Hot Sauce.

The normal tabasco is not even spicy anymore, I remember it was better in the past