/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17104977
Gross, immoral and sinful.

This isn't even as bad as cannibalism. Definitely not a horror.

So they sell this to vegans so they can flaunt their confirmation bias on how much they hate meat and how it totally makes them vomit, right?

>>17104983
You're crazy, this is crazy, the entire world is out of its mind. Lunacy is our new norm, and the lunatics are putting the last few sane people on the cross for saying so. I pray God delivers us from the devils loosed on Earth.

>>17105004
Lmao this nigga afraid of change

>>17105008
Lmao this nigga afraid of staying the same.

>>17105008
Is this the change that you want? How is the world getting better by these miserable loonies getting their way? I always imagined the future of humanity to be bright and glorious, there's so much to be explored and done, not sitting around wallowing in the filth of some new form of barbarism.

>>17105026
How is this related to steak?

>>17105053
the same people that are going to force lab grown "meat" are forcing thier religion on others.

>>17105060
Yes, the food industry is in cahoots with the religion guys, makes total sense.

>>17104983
This is quite literally cannibalism

>>17105026
that's so gay

>>17105053
How is moral decay related to increasing popularity of cannibalism? Hmm let me think...

i hate this gay earth and what its become

>>17104982
>>17105119
This. Call me a boomer idgaf.

>GMOs are bad!
>also eat the steak grown from your own cells
>what do you mean I’m a hypocrite?
>no that’s not a GMO you’re too stupid to understand
Ok retards, have fun living in the hell you painstakingly argue for and create for yourselves.

>>17105060
This is your brain on /pol/

>>17105135
Nobody is forcing you to eat it bro, relax and let other people be free to decide if they want to eat a steak made of their own flesh.

Is this how you get prions?

>>17104977
so it comes with fetal bovine serum that came from killing a pregnant cow and sucking the fluids out of her baby so you can pretend you ate meat without an animal having to die for it even though literally 2 animals had to die for just one ounce of shitty fake steak?

>>17105515
Mmmmmm...prions

>>17105515
You're right, this is a legitimate health concern.

>>17105553
Muscular tissue doesn't cause prions, only nervous tissue does.

>>17104977
>Cant even eat fake meat now because i have to worry about scam companies making actual cannibal alternatives that will give me prions.

I don't know why you're all pretending you're not excited to steal cells from little girls to seed your own loli flesh colonies. The CIA isn't going to take you off the watchlist when they see you pretending to be outraged.

I'm going to start hunting. I'm gunning down everything I see out there without a set of human eyes. After that, I will not eat whatever I get because you hurt me in my soul and I will hurt you in your animals, vegans. I will just taxidermy whatever I get and I will look at them with pride whenever I notice them on my wall, knowing I made their life end. And I will teach my children to do the same.

>>17105060
oh no!
meat alternatives!

IM GETTING DOOOCTRINATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GORDON RAMZEY SAVE ME AAA

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
ITS MAKING ME WANT TO CROSSDRESS AND CUT MY DICK OFF

IF ONLY I WASNT FORCED TO EAT LABGROWN MEAT

>>17105705
Happy to see actual 4chan mentality hasn’t gone extinct on here.

>>17105762
Hunt the vegans, scientifically I don't think they count as humans.

Also quit acting like animals are rooting for vegans to win. They are indifferent to them just like they are to everything else.

>>17105705
Wouldn't it all be baby flesh when you grow it no matter what the source it

>>17105951
Sorry here's a better pic of how wonderful and kind herbivores are

>>17104977
be honest /ck/, would you try human meat if it came from a lab? I know i would

Why bother getting lab-grown human meat when there’s literally 7 billion people to choose from?

I like raw milk and eggs and meat and honey and wood and bricks and I will never accept this fake and gay earth

>>17105957
d-did it rip in half an adolescent hippo?

>>17106149
Probably. If it were legal I'd probably kill someone for it just because it must be such a power trip. Playing god and getting to end a human's life, it seems kick ass. I heard it's a bitch to cook (I think Dahmer said that it takes 8 days? Although I forget, I don't keep up with true crime) But it might be good with ginger. I'm expecting the shoulders would taste the best. That got a little too tryhard, but sometimes I do wonder what it'd taste like.

>>17105026
looks like someone only likes exploration if it confirms his own preconceptions

>>17105762
thinking bitch

>>17104977
I can't wait to eat flesh derived from people that I am sexually attracted to for maximum psychosis.

>>17107412
I can see it now: camwhores selling cell cultures to desperate simps and making an absolute fortune

>>17106174
Then you will die and the new humans will go on.

>>17106174
Good for (you)
Captcha: RWG0Y

>>17106149
I'd try lab grown or healthy long pig

>>17105124
>Cannibalism
It's not and you know it

>>17105002
Unlikely, there is no vegan medium to grow cells.

>>17104977
Just remember, we are 1 day closer to Jesus throwing these people into the abyss than we were yesterday

>>17105515
You're thinking of the covid vaccine

>>17106198
You people make me want to puke

>>17105135
Who brought up GMOs

>getting upset over an art piece
1984 over here

I dont see what is wrong with this just as I dont see what is wrong with eating animals. Meat is meat as long as it isnt poison.

>>17105026
This entire family creeps my the fuk out. something here is sooo wrong
>single mom working full time
>adopts several special needs children
>drags her kids to disney constantly
>sticks the son who doesnt give a shit in dresses on purpose for attention
makes me sick desu and every time she talks to her kids she sounds so bitchy

>>17105705
I want to kiss lolis, not to chew on their tendons.

>>17105951
>>17105957
Holy shit, psychopath hippo
Disgusting

>>17104977

>>17104977
>Commissioned for the exhibition Designs for Different Futures at the Philadelphia Museum of Art, the project is a critical commentary on the lab-grown meat industry and critiques the industry’s claims to sustainability.
I believed it for a minute though

>>17104977
Well, this doesn't just look gross, it's probably unhealthy, doing it once in your lifetime should be fine, but I imagine eating human cells everyday may eventually give you prions, or cancer if some cells survive the digestion process and glue onto your stomach/intestines. There's a REASON why it seems gross, because it is.

>>17106174
Bricks are not natural. The furnaces that produce bricks are as unnatural as any of man's infernal works, artists and writers during the Industrial Revolution knew as much.

>>17108600
>>17105957
>>17105951
to be fair, these are other hippos' childrens

Seems like a complicated solution to a simple problem desu

>>17105515
No. "Eating human flesh gives you prions" is some bizarre leap of logic that keeps getting repeated in 4chan. Yes, kuru is transmitted by consumption if infected flesh, but eating flesh from someone who isn't infected isn't somehow going to transform healthy proteins into prions.

>>17105026
imagine the smell in that room

>>17108589
Prude.

>>17105951
>>17105957
desu hippos can go extinct, stupid animal, or we should eat them and not cows

>>17104977
Pretty cool desu. I'm more worried about the possible health implications over moralfaggotry though

>>17105915
This but unironically

>>17105026
>we're just like everybody else
>how does our lifestyle affect you?
>what we do in the privacy of our bedroom isn't your business
cant read a post on a cooking board without tripping over packs of degenerate faggots

>>17105537
That's the point. It's conceptual art pointing out the hypocrisy of cultured meat, not an actual product.

>>17108281
>You are a human
>Eating human meat is cannibalism
>Therefore eating meat from yourself is cannibalism
How is that so hard to understand you dumb fuck?

>>17111988
The slab of meat I'm eating was never a person I killed. Doesn't matter what DNA it has it was only ever a lump of meat not a living thing. It's not cannibalism

There is so much about the body that science doesnt understand. I would be very hesitant to consume large amounts of my own DNA.

>>17113056
Why? Odds are just as good that you get a stat enhancement.

Grow more of me so I can eat me.

GROW MORE OF ME SO I CAN EAT ME TO GROW MORE OF ME

>>17113104
according to whom?

nah i'm good i'll just eat food.

>>17105026

>>17105004
>God
Why are you on 4chan, the worlds premiere den of sin and depravity, if you consider yourself a God fearing man?

>>17104977
why the fuck can faggots make shit like this and yet we can't even mass produce humans from test tubes?