/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Are Ausfags even allowed to leave the house to go to the supermarket?

>>17093886
I think they're airdropping you your bugmeal soon? Just stay inside aus-bro

>>17093886
better question how does one get drunk in this country anymore for cheap, A bottle of bourbon is reaching $50 for just bottom shelf

>>17094167
You know the answer, anon.
University hangovers are calling you back.

>>17094167
Just get one of these and cut it with water, should last you 1.5 - 2 nights, $20 for 3 guaranteed nights of being slashed is cheap as

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_772692/sonata-estate-soft-dry-red-cask-4l

>>17093886
You tell me. Local but hers were always more expensive than Coles but now it's like impossible to justify spending over triple for some sausages.

>>17093907
Nah we're not Americans.
>>17093886
Sausages, or five finger discount

Imagine being Australian
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9550429/Slim-Australian-woman-moved-halfway-world-British-plus-size-fianc.html

>>17094167
>mfw going overseas and seeing how cheap the booze is.
Fuck this shit cuntry man

>>17093886
can you still use the restroom freely or do you have to ask daddy government to go?

I made beef stew last night, cost nearly $20 for 1kg of chuck
>>17094167
I drink boxed red wine, I really like de bortoli but it tastes good to me so I try not to buy it

>>17094167
Passion Pop, spumanti, Fat Lamb, Dan Murphy's clearskin bottles, Aldi beer, cask boxes, bottom shelf apera. Any of this can be mixed with soda water if necessary.

>>17094277
why do people on 4channel post daily mail articles as if they're even remotely related to reality? they quite literally have articles about aliens.

>>17094340
The glow from this post is blinding.

>>17094298
if Australia dropped their grog taxes half the population would probably drink themselves to death in a few months.
I know I certainly would

>>17094167
>bourbon is reaching $50
Buy a still and make your own and it's more like $5 a litre.

>>17093886
im a neet so my mum buys all the groceries and if i want grog then i have enough money from centrelink saved to pay for that

>>17094359
Yeah same
I know it's wrong but as someone with no self control I'm glad that spirits are the price that they are
>>17094406
I'm a NEET too and my mum buys me the groceries with the condition that plan and cook all meals and I still feel bad using my centrelink money on alcohol
I could buy like 15 books from charity stores with the price of a bottle of vodka

>>17093886
Every few weeks I make a 1kg beef Bolognese (now I use Kangaroo meat because it's better)
$12 for meat
$8 for vegetables
$3 for 2kg of spaghetti
Dash of herbs
You get 400g of sauce and 200g of spaghetti for each meal
That's 9 dinners for $23

>>17094425
How do you stop kangaroo mince from becoming very dry in a Bolognese, I find it works well for meatballs when mixed with pork but when I cook it alone its always disappointing?

>>17094435
Kangaroo meat usually becomes dry when overcooked, maybe don't brown as thoroughly

>>17093886
stick to chicken thighs/breasts under $10/kg, butcher whole chickens, buy the cheap sausage roll mince and make it into burgers, for specials for anything else.
I must admit I missed the days before the rise of the reality cooking show and exporting everything to china or the sandniggers.
I could get pork tenderloin for less than it cost to buy chicken thigh, and blade steak was affordable. Now you can't even get bones & the worst cuts without paying a premium because everything gets exported, there's a near duopoly who ensure their prices are identical
>>17094167
aldi vodka or gin. There's probably cheap wine available as well.
>>17094307
please american who can't buy a kinder surprise or go out in public without worrying about being in a mass shooting, tell me about freedom

>>17093886
Use tubes of Devon sausage as your source of meat. cheaper than chickens.

>>17094447
Time for bed grandad

>>17094447
LOL your citizens literally have to emigrate to have the freedom to do a mass shooting

>>17094269
>>17094447
Yea no fuck off samefag, you guys are way more of a lockdown happy nanny state than us. It's like you're in a competition to get closer to UK than anyone else

>>17094465
sorry yank, wrong again

>>17094455
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of there not being 2000+ gun deaths every week.

>>17094474
That's not a gun problem that's a melanin problem mate.

>>17094492
yep, these guys so black

>>17094506
Nice cherry picking, most gun crime is not White.

>>17094492
Generational disadvantage. America has very little social mobility, and it's worst among ancestors of your former slaves. It's like you're trying to be the opposite of what you claim to be on purpose.

>>17094513
Blacks from middle class families in California commit crime at a higher rate then White Appalachians who grew up in the worst poverty in the US.

>>17094512
>noo it's just a melanine problem all those white mass shooters don't count

>>17094526
Yeah because there's nothing worth stealing in the broken ass meth towns of hicksville USA.
>he broke in and stole my big mouth billy bass and commemorative Dale Earnhardt's nascar plates

Cant u just hunt some roo n eat like a king?

>>17094540
Tons of people don't know how to hunt and never bother to try even with tons of feral goat , deer, and kangaroo around to shoot. And if guns are impossible to get, just use bow and arrow and get good.
Im in new zealand and ive been saving a lot on meat by shooting and butchering my own meat. Rabbits, hares, feral goats, deer, feral hog. Another benefit is exercise. Most expensive part of hunting is fuel costs to drive to a hunting spot.

>>17094540
The cost of petrol to drive out to get them makes it barely worth doing.

>>17094567
Im lucky in that i can drive 30 mins away to find goats and pigs, but since it is closer to town the animals are more difficult to hunt. Good to plan overnight stay in a more remote area and harvest as many animals as possible.

>>17094567
See >>17094549. Guess if it's not fairy bread it's not worth the effort.

why not just go to a covid concentration camp and eat for free

>>17094167
Brew your own, aldi, goon, fat lamb and red square. Thats about it for cheap.

>>17094447
I’m not even american you stupid cunt

>>17094573
There's a big fucking difference between driving to the bush in New Zealand and Australia buddy. One country is two dinky little islands. The other is a continent and a dinky little island.

>>17093886
Grow your own potatoes. Trust me, it's a piece of piss. In fact grow your own tomatoes too, they're pretty simple once you know to stop them growing extra branches to make them fruit faster. They grow anywhere. And grow herbs, rosemary is fire and forget and parsley is a weed. Get perennial basil, also a weed. And mint, mint is a weed. Grow beans. Purple King is quick growing and a decent fruiter. Dandelions are edible, amaranth is the most stupidly productive plant I've ever grown.

And learn how to pickle things and make preserves. Bake your own bread, make your own pasta. Gonna learn how to make rakia like my grandfather did, so getting drunk will also be something I can do self-sufficiently.

Prices are a joke in this cuntry.

Haven't you noticed all the soy burgers in the meat section at woolies? Maybe you should try those.

>>17094595
>making a big deal out of nothing
fairy bread enjoyer confirmed. have a pint and quit bitching already, faggot. we get it... you're too lazy to feed yourself.

>>17094595
How far away is your closest farmland/public hunting land? Does it really take 5+ hours to drive to huntable land there? Cities aren't that big.

>>17094608
>Does it really take 5+ hours
No. Just one of many excuses queued up in his head to avoid physical exertion.

>>17094608
Without permission from a land owner you have to go to a state forest and most of them are miles away from the main townships in nsw at least. And the laws aren't the same. In some places retards smash up traps and gates because they'd rather keep hunting a handful a year of instead of getting rid of the ferals entirely even though they destroy the land.

>>17094619
Looks like there are tons of options, pic related. Permission from land owners? Heres some tips. Send a letter. Explain your background, work history, include some references to people who can vouch for your nature, explain your experience, say you will respect limitations, close gates behind you, leave everything tidy etc.

>>17094619
>miles away
that's what cars are for you fucking retard

>>17093907
yes
>t. live in the commie state and go out daily

>>17094167
8% ciders are taxed lower than the rest, 12 standard drink for <$20 is easy to find.
theres also Little Fat Lamb, 8 standards for $8. poor some bottom shelf spirits into that and youre good to go

>>17094167
6 pack of 440mL 7% kopparberg. 2.4 standard drinks so if you drink 3 of them you'll get a good buzz on assuming you aren't a fat fuck. its either that or goon but fuck that.

>>17094689
just make ur own cider wtf

>>17094709
Takes time my dude

>>17094681
You should not be doing that unless you are fully vaccinated.

>>17094709
Takes time my dude

>>17094730
just make ur own cider wtf

>>17094708
I go with the Mercury Apple (Raspberry flavour) with a shot of gin in it. It's already a higher volume than the regular and the raspberry is barely noticeable even if you care about the slight difference.

>>17094600
>Gonna learn how to make rakia like my grandfather did

based balkan bro on /ck/, never thought i'd see the day

>>17094770
Aren't those cans like half the size though. I remember buying a 8% 6 pack and it didn't really do the job

>>17094791
Nope they are 375ml i think

>>17094791
They're both 2.4 standards per can, and the mercury has less liquid

>>17094340
'people' on 4channel are zogbots and mouthbreathers

>>17094807
They're both fine, really comes down to which is cheaper.

>>17094409
>centrelink money
Is every abboposter here a NEET?

>>17094167
Take the distill pill anons. Cunts can't tax what they don't sell.

>>17094167
Fruity Lexia mixed with orange juice, a little soda water

>>17094409
>feeling bad for spending cenno money on alcohol
do you know how much centerlink wastes on the useless job networks? And all the corruption and grifting by the LNP and their mates? Like their stupid Indue card that somehow costs $10k+ per year per person to run?

>>17095038
Ok but I'd rather spend it on miniatures or books, not a bottle of vodka that i'll drink in 5 days

>>17094533
Google it

>>17094879
i dont want to be a NEET but the secret intelligence service wont offer me a job

>>17093886
Seriously nigger, buy on sale. Learn the habits. Woolies and Coles both alternate in when they get specials from distributors. Buy bulk and freeze (this should be obvious). Do not buy wasteful shit like old el paso spice kits. You can make that shit from the same price with a bunch of spice jars and they'll last for a year and you can make the same meal multiple times.
Onions, rice, eggs and potatoes are still reasonably priced here. Plan around these.

SPUDSHED BUY THE SPECIALS
i just mostly make a mystery mix of veg and meat and add curry paste to cook. Curry for like 30bucks, feeds me for a week.

>>17095104
>Onions, rice, eggs and potatoes are still reasonably priced here. Plan around these.

Gotta have meat, maaaaaate.

>>17095110
I'm the same, mate. But I buy on special. Beef mince and chicken breast don't fluctuate when you buy them in bulk and both are dirty cheap. Everything else full price is a luxury nowadays.

>>17093886
you can make 60 fucking dollars an hour with no experience or degree how do you think you eat? you are so dumb

>>17095115
>you can make 60 fucking dollars an hour with no experience or degree

How? Where? Maybe as a prostitute. But nobody wants to pay to fuck me.

>>17095116
scraper operator in Blackwater. 60 an hour

>>17095115
>60 dollar an hour with no degree or experience
Doing what? That's literally $542.10 above the weekly national average.

>>17095121
operating machinery, farming, basically all non service jobs outside of state capitals lol

>>17095116
>>17095121
>noooooooo not the heckin regionaroonies, I need my sushi lunch and 12 hours is too long a day for me noooooooo

>>17095129
rent free

>>17095136
yes, I do live rent free because accommodation is included on top of my wage. very perceptive, anon.

>>17095129
What the fuck are you talking about? That's not taking into account any location or faggotry, that's the national average and you're saying you're making more than half a grand more every week.
What are you doing? Just say what it is.

>>17095142
so youre either a miner or enlisted, either way you have no opinion

>>17095124
Can guarantee you no entry level machine operator or faming jobs are offering $120k a year.

>>17095146
He's actually right. This was my first job in Australia over 5 years ago (I came here from an African country and won't be more specific than that).

>>17095152
I'm literally working one so thanks for the guarantee u fuckin joker. get on seek right now, search operator, ignore every job that doesn't list a rate or lists a rate under 50

>>17095150
I work in farming sorry. seems like u don't have an opinion actually, or any disposable income lmao

>get out of the city bro
>come live in a my meth filled highway town
>theres great factory work, 60 hours a week overtime think of the cash
rurals thinks is the secret to happiness

>>17095164
>live in the city bro
>have trouble affording food in one of the richest countries in the world
now THIS is happiness

>>17095156
That's decent but it's 25% less than what we've been discussing.

>>17095160
I did it out of curiosity and everything I checked had cert or more requirements and/or experience demands.

>>17095163
t. seasonal fruit picker who gets paid minimum wage

>>17095169
go for the ones with experience demands and lie when u apply then say u have experience doing slightly different but similar things and just pick it up as u go

>>17095174
see I thought I was on minimum wage too but u city boys keep telling me 60 dollars is impossibly high looooool

>>17095178
You're lying.

>>17094879
pretty wild to imagine abos actually accessing 4chan

>>17095038
>centrelink
yep...
https://youtu.be/s96drQkfpPI

>>17095183
The wild part is imaging abos able to post on here coherently.

>>17095182
trying to help u

>>17095195
No, you're lying, and this is an image from MS paint.

>>17095199
not sure how u expect me to prove it honestly. and that image is from my phones gallery editor lad. pretty sad that what is a normal lifestyle in the country seems so out of reach to you when it's not

>>17095193
yeah that's part of what I meant. picturing them in my head hunched over a laptop just doing that dead blank stare... typing out shitposts on a cooking board of all places. folder full of memes ready n everything. what a time to be alive.

>>17095212
desu Australia is like America in that basically every single person is black to some degree. it's not quite as much as America because aboriginals were classed as native fauna for so long (there is not one single white american but there are a percentage of white australians)

>>17095212
There was a doco about porn where it turns out Angela White was still camming with one of her earliest fans who was an abo.
Turns out the abo would get dressed up in girl's panties or lingerie and dance for her while she cheered him on.
And he paid her for it.

>>17095192
>centerlink actually checking on employee applications
that's the most unrealistic part of this video.
funny thing is these days you can just whack onto the mygov site and smash out 25 applications in 2 minutes as long as you uncheck the off-site jobs in the filter.

>>17095220
I was on jobseeker for about three months 4 years ago and they had me literally lined up for all these loser courses on how to improve my resume or sell myself, etc. I remembered thinking how relieved I was I got another job. Do they still have you participate in those obvious scam courses just to get paid?

>>17095217
Hahah what the fuck mate? Less than 3% of the population has Aboriginal ethnicity. Just because you're mogoloid mixed mexican, africa and slav half & quarter breeds doesn't mean you have to bring us into it.
>>17095223
The new scam from the employment agencies is that they've all bought up online training agencies so they can push you to do easy online cert 2s or 3s to get money from the government for you from being a jobseeker and a certificate student (without having to pay a 3rd party for running the courses). Since there's no work for the dole they can scam with they've had to adjust for online.
If you ever end up on it again try to get on AUS Study instead by doing a tafe course if the job network pester you too much.

>>17095217
>every American is black to some degree
I'm 0% black and neither are a lot of people here. There are plenty of mutts sure, but not nearly enough to make that kind of claim.

>>17095229
nah less than 3% kept track of it and registered it when that became available. Aussies are black

>>17095233
m8 we didn't fuck them like the americans did with the slaves, we genocided them.

>>17095229
Isn't Ausstudy way lower than jobseeker with no rent relief?

>>17095230
sorry to be the one to tell you I guess? at least now you can eat gumbo

>>17095235
>every area in America fucked slaves
refer to pic rel for some clarity on that

why is this coonmerican posting in an aussie thread

>>17095236
Ah. If it has no rent help then yeah it wouldn't be worth it.

>>17095237
>>17095244
>seething abo pretending he's people
lmao... dont you need to get back to raping some rotisserie chickens or nieces?

>>17095253
"that will teach them" he thought, picking up his banana "now they'll never call me black again. mup do didda mufuggin bix nood"

>>17095261
>so this is what it's like interacting with an abo...
neat. I'm sure autocorrect is doing a lot of the heavy lifting but you basically sound human so good job.

>>17095268
"haha, settler states always race mix!" shouted the American at the settler state with lower levels of race mixing

>it's another lockdowned melbcucks communicate with clueless americans thread
yawn, I went out twice today with no mask and unvaxxed to both coles and woolies for their specials.

don't let the abos or melbcucks fool you lads, we're fucking ace down here.

>>17094474
You literally have concentration camps. You've lost on this front, bud.

>>17095331
Yeah because we actually keep the illegal immigrants out. Unless you mean quarantine facilities in which case lmao please tell us how shit we are while a million yanks have died from covid vs 200 here.

>>17095363
lmao keep defending your shitty nanny state

>>17095370
it's like 1 state out of 6 that are acting up, and those camps are for abos because they're high risk. stop chatting shit you dunno about you gotdang goof.

>>17094167
I live in Japan now and a bottle of whisky is 6 or 7 bucks. Pack of darts is like 4 bucks too. I don't know how ill ever be able to live in Australia again.

>>17094567
How much is has there? I find it very hard to believe that the gas costs would offset the benefits of harvesting a whole kangaroo.

>>17095417
Most of a kangaroo sucks and it's the type of meat you get sick off after eating it twice.. There's a reason why most of it is used for dog meat.

>>17093886
>eating chicken that costs $3/kg
mate you're never going to make it, that's fucking chat

>>17093886
Get a gun licence and buy a .22 for $100. That way you can eat rabbits and roos for almost free.

>>17094298
> in Europe
> paying $3 aud a pint in an actual nice pub
Feels
>>17094580
This but unironically, you get gibs for time off work, everyone at work sends you condolences on how shit it is, and you get fed like a tendy loving neet for two weeks.
Bring laptop and smash games for two weeks while telling everyone how tough it is.

>>17093886
Same shit i always did, go buy store brand baked beans, some pasta, rice, more baked beans, bread, more fucking bread, protein powder from coles. yopu're set for a month. why the fuck would you need to ask?

>>17094538
Pick a lane faggot. Either socioeconomic disadvantages result in crime or they don't.

>>17095313
>don't let the abos or melbcucks fool you lads, we're fucking ace down here.

i disagree with everything else you said but this is true. i go on twitter sometimes and see "#australiahasfallen" and im like ??? what planet are these cooked cunts living on? shits fucking mint down here, for the amerifags imagine if some crazy covid lockdown happened in california but the rest of the country is fine and then some americans start screaming that america has fallen and it has turned into this crazy nazi dictatorship and people from other countries start believing it. good rule of thumb is if they are from south australia,victoria, ACT or any large city, completely ignore them. this shit is blown so far out of proportion down here is fucking crazy.

>>17093886
What the fuck happen to Australia, bros? It’s become a commie dystopia overnight.

>>17095724
fag detected, opinion rejected.

>>17095749
At least I can leave my house, fag. Your own politicians sold out their countrymen to China, and you have the gall to make fun of America? Enjoy your lockdowns.

>>17095753
>At least I can leave my house, fag
i leave my house every day and can go wherever i want.
>Your own politicians sold out their countrymen to China,
i didnt vote for them and i think they are traitorous scum (the founder on the controlling party was literally a traitor in ww2 and helped supply the enemy with steel and other resources)
>Enjoy your lockdowns.
there are no lockdowns and havent been for months.

>>17094506
those are jews libtarss, bud. they look just like john oliver

>>17095833
mutt cope

>>17095839
seethe more libtard. the only meme ypu made makes fun of yourself. kek. rittenhouse won

>>17095851
>copes
>gets called out
>no it is you who is seething
lol

>>17095869
>laughable libtard meme gets called out as the projection it is
>seethes and chants NPC buzzwords like the dumb sheep libtards are

why do libtards even try? they always get humiliated

>>17095977
>more cope

>>17095399
>no no you don't understand the concentration camps aren't that bad I promise it's only for some people the state won't turn on me because I've been a good boy, really, it's true.