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17094026 No.17094026[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

what snacks will you be serving this year to lure out your family's incel-- I mean introverts?

>> No.17094028

HAHA TUMBLR RIGHT JUST LOVE BOOKS AND SNACKS LMAO SO INTROVERTED

>> No.17094031

>>17094026
quirky xddd

>> No.17094048

>>17094026
if webcomics by women are to be believed, burritos

>> No.17094107

>>17094026
idgaf about magical warfare. stop patronizing me, you faggots.

>> No.17094114

>>17094026
Incels typically subsist on a diet of mountain dew or sugar free rockstars, and frozen pizzas. So probably that

>> No.17094117

>>17094026
I don't read books.
I don't care about magical warfare.
I'm not fat and am more likely to avoid situations with food than to join them.
Stop trying to trick me into interacting with your needy ass, it's not my fault that your entire sense of reality crashes down on you the moment someone doesn't give you attention.

>> No.17094183

>>17094026
God I fucking hate Narcissists

>> No.17094311

>>17094026
Hookers and drugs

>> No.17094325

>anon come and join us, we were just discussing the new series of masterchef
Fuck off.

>> No.17094505

Hugs, kisses, smiles, hair stroking.

>> No.17094508

>>17094031
>>17094048
>>17094107
>>17094114
>>17094117
>>17094183
>>17094311
Why y’all faggots (you)ing op so much? You in love with him?

>> No.17094524

>>17094508
don’t worry anon you can have one too

>> No.17094847

>>17094508
here's yours you surly bitch

>> No.17094851

>>17094026
Incels aren't incels around family and friends, this is for sad broken families only.

>> No.17094858

>>17094851
wrong, im an incel introvert no matter where i am

>> No.17094886

>>17094505
if someone gave me that I'd most certainly get a heart attack

>> No.17094937

Who the fuck gets together for Christmas? That's something you do with your immediate family. People only get together for Thanksgiving, but after the last grandparent passed away everyone just kind of decided that it wasn't worth getting together anymore, but maybe if it's convenient for some of us, and if some people can't make it whatever.

>> No.17094945

>>17094505
I want this but I will never ask for it.

>> No.17094972

>>17094026
For Christmas I just want money so I can order myself a pizza next day and go out alone to buy shit I want

t. massive introvert

>> No.17095022

As my family's resident VOLcel, I'm trying to get my parents to take any guests out to eat at a nice place and leave me in peace at home.

>> No.17095034

>>17094937
>Who the fuck gets together for Christmas?
countries that dont do thanksgiving moron

>> No.17095421

>>17094937
I'm American and my extended family gets together for both Thanksgiving and Christmas.

>> No.17095425

>>17094508
Who gives a fuck? Replies aren't upvotes, you retarded zoomer.

>> No.17095451

>>17094508
>You in love with him?
OP?
No.
The idea of feeding a cute girl into morbid obesity?
Yes.

>> No.17095657

>>17095451
pretty based ngl

>> No.17095675

>>17094508
OP gets an (OP) not a (You)

>> No.17095685

the f is magical warfare?

>> No.17095760

>>17095022
>VOLcel
Sure you are

>> No.17095876

>>17094508
>*strokes your hair*

>> No.17095920

>>17095760
Sorry you fell into the sex trap when you were young and too horny to know better. You'll never know how great freedom is.

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>>17094026
As the families dedicated cooking introvert, I will certainly be in the kitchen preparing the main course. Snacks will be a charcuterie board and some potato chips for picky eaters.