/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17067722
I wouldn't know, I've never had food

>>17067722
whatever I'm hungry for I guess

>>17067725
This. Tap into the monk secrets and you will never have to eat again.

>>17067722
Canned tomato soup with jalapeno cream cheese

>>17067722
Disgust, remorse, and the urge to either drink more, take more drugs, pass out, or flee

Sex is gross and kills the appetite, when you have it you'll understand

your mother`s taco

>>17067770
ok asexual, no need to update us on your life choices ok?

>>17067729
with heavy cream and milk
Couple shakes of Parsley
Plenty of Fresh Cracked Pepper
and Plenty of Parmesan
????

>>17067722
Fruit, yogurt, PB&J with glass of milk, scrambled eggs. This kind of thing.

>>17067770
sounds like someone had never had intimate, loving, sexual intercourse

>>17068099
Neither have you, to be fair.

it's nice to make breakfast with the person the morning after. maybe like some popcorn while watching an old movie. maybe some ass

Something fast and rich like steak-frites and a bold red, then immediately passing the fuck out from being coomed out and stuffed (with food).

>>17068123
I do multiple times a week, anon. I recommend it.

>>17067722
>Anon, what, in your opinion, is the best food to eat after sex?
Basically a low-carb breakfast with strong caffeine for round two or alcohol to knock out.

>>17067722
Gazpacho out of your lover's lower back. The heat of their hot body heats it up to perfect lukewarm temperature and their sweat adds natural seasoning.

>>17067770
You are correct, amigo
I always drink alcohol after sex to clean my body.
Food just makes me puke. I thought I was the only one

One time me and my GF ordered pizza and then raced the delivery guy to get it done before he got there. The pizza afterwards was fantastic.

>>17067722
HER FEET ARE BEAUTIFUL

I remember when I used to jack off there was a porn game written in awful english by what I assume was an indian getting his rocks off. Anyway, it was choose-your-own-adventure-style, and if you took the "romantic" options, you would have gentle sex with the anime girl, but at the end, no matter what option you picked, you creampied the girl and then ate her out, eating your own cum, "not letting it go to waste"... I didn't coom that day, and it has stuck with me. It's one of the reasons I try not to jerk off any more.

so, to answer your question, your own cummies.

>>17068183
Make them fart at the same time to make the gazpacho reverberate like the glass of water in Jurassic Park.

my dick

>>17068282
Don't be crass bro.

>>17068391
would you be sucking your own cock as well?

my favorite girlfriend always wanted me to make her top ramen (chicken flavor, no animal products in it)
after we fooled around I'd go downstairs, microwave the brick in water until it was soft, drain, add half the satchet, and put a slice of (vegetarian) cheese.
she loved it. I went for her dads bar and took pickled cocktail onions. we were 15.
I've had sex since then, but only drank alcohol afterwards

>>17068282
kek

>>17067722
potato chips

>>17068214
this
pizza is always good

>>17067722
Her sister's pussy.

the bull's semen

>>17068068
used to eat this as a Lil 8 year old now I serve my wife's kids the same
Yummy memories

>>17068282
kek

McChicken

>>17067722
McRibs

Depends.
If your going to continue after eating, something light. Fruit (especially pineapple), toast, ice cream or other sweets.
If you’re totally done, something rich and high in protein like streak or a roast.

>>17067722
For me, it’s standing naked next to the open fridge and drinking milk straight from the carton before popping in a snus.

>>17067722
Last time I had sex was almost a year ago and she was so fat I didn't have an appetite afterwards. My chick before that was a single mom and she always had junk food in the house we would eat in bed after hooking up. There was alot of stuff but those rectangle wafer cookies with frosting in between the layers come to mind. God I miss her. Typical covert narc but she knew how to fugg

>>17067722
Sugary things like cookies & ice cream are things I crave after cumming or sex

>>17067722
Gummy worms

>>17068903
based cuckhold

>>17067722
how do boobs feel?

>>17067770
We already told you to stop fucking random dudes in bus stops, bro.

When will you learn?

>>17067722
I don't generally eat after sex but if there's some snacks in the living room I'll have some of that. And of course there's nothing better than cracking open a beer after a good romp in the bed.

>>17069558
Like bags of meat.

>>17069558
like your mom used to feel

>>17069039
I too miss my fuckbuddy. She got pregnant by another dude and he keeps trying to "claim" her.

>>17069605
I dont remember

>>17067722
Cool Ranch Doritos

>>17067722
Nothing since I just want some sleep

>>17067722
>after
I eat during sex

>>17068068
I assumed op meant heterosexual sex with the purpose of procreation, not gay butt stuff.

Taco bell

>>17069696
oooHOOO you are HOT TONIGHT!!

>>17069619
Women are wild animals that can't be claimed unfortunately.....

>>17067722
hot coco for you and your beloved to drink together, while lovingly conversing about mundane things.

>>17067722
breakfast food cooked by the woman you just banged not wearing bottoms

I read a scroll of satisfy hunger or eat a lembas

>>17070048
Reminds me of the time my ex-wife was doing dishes. I positioned myself behind her, pulled her pants and thong down, gave her a few pumps, finished inside. Pulled her pants back up and let her finish dishes. God I don't miss her and her malignant Narcissistic bullshit

>>17068147
I've had sex with your mom too but surely you can admit it's different for me

>>17067770
Calm down norwegian

>>17067722
Home made Chinese dumplings. God I miss her. She was so hot too.

>>17068684
i totally agreagous with that popo

I usually stick an ice cream sandwich in my vagina

>>17067722
My wife makes tea after sex, and we'll snuggle up together in a big blanket sipping tea and eating windmill cookies, and just have girl talk for a while.

>>17068684
Based oldfag

>>17071838
>girl talk

>>17067722
charcuterie board

Whatever is served in jail.

>>17072925
grilled cheese off the radiator?

How many years of nosex before I can be an incel virgin again? Do I have to go 30? Is it possible to still get wizard powers? I think chicken is nice to eat after I make love to my hand.

>>17068068
Add pasta and you made me al dente brother

>>17067722
cum cake

>>17067770
So you've never had sex with someone you cared about? Even with a girlfriend or something?

>>17069558
soft yet firm

>>17073464
It's a great way to lose all respect for someone. No way to continue liking someone you've experienced that with.

>>17073611
Correct. After you nut in them, all you can feel is contempt. Keeping that person in your life is like not taking out the trash. It stinks, and everyone loses their dignity.

>>17068236
I didn't even get a single (You)... it's a true story too, I thought it was funny...

>>17067722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OA1bo1h9g
vaccines

I usually take a couple juul rips and wash that down with a la croix then go take a piss in two directions and eat a couple large wooden spoonfuls of cold mac and cheese out of the pot I made it in

>>17073773
yh cause sex with hannah and palmela isnt sex anon, you know that.

>>17073773
>You

>>17073773
if it helps anon, i read it, got disgusted, and just didnt have anything to reply

>>17073780
For what? Hepatitis?

>>17068214
okay anon, that's the best advise i've ever read on this board, i'll need to try this out

>>17067722
A frozen dinner or McDonalds

>>17068236
>>17073773
(You)

>>17074657
It's good fun, go get em' tiger.

>open windows and start freezing your ass off
>eat molten hot poutine
Canadian gf taught me well

>>17073773
You're not even supposed to masturbate during sex games, any more than you're expected to murder things while playing shooters. The theme is just to titillate.

>>17074729
Yeah but do you have any food afterwards?

>>17067722
Ego waffles.
Ex would stick em in the toaster after morning sex on the weekends.

:(

>>17069558
It’s more about the nipples for me. Pokey nips are v good.

>>17069558
Like sags of band

>poached lobster with butter
>potatoes au gratin with expensive cheese
>asparagus with saffron mayo and garlic
>champagne
>then walk to my expensive hotel suite balcony
>take out my Nokia
>hold to ear
>"the Nigerian asset is compromised"
>"buy $20,000,000 of Gbeto stock"
>woman in bed calls to me
>i return

>>17069578
If not a beer then a cold glass of some good orange juice is God tier

>>17067722
The only times I've ever had sex are while drunk at 2am, we don't usually go for gyros after.

>>17070200
The whitest post on this site