/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17052554
don't be fooled. that's meant for trannies

>>17052554
Christ. If you're gonna drink this shit, just cut out the bullshit and drink everclear.

>>17052554
>manly
Men who are this obsessed with masculine feminine duality are so miserable. Just drink out of the stemware and feel nice. You're allowed.

>>17052554
>some faggot thought this would be a good idea
Urbanites are scum.

>>17052554
>imagine caring about drinking wine out of a glass and the smell

I’d be more embarrassed drinking this than from a wine glass

>>17052554
why tho? nothing is stopping you from drinking wine from a red solo cup or even your favorite sportsball mug.

>>17052574
it's honestly one of the fun parts about wine. if you're just gonna drink out of some random shit you might as well chug some boxed wine or add a straw and enjoy it like a giant HI-C like mister frog there has.

No real man would ever drink wine from a can.

wino can

>>17052554
I buy canned vinegar-tier wine from lidl for 0.90€

>>17052574
Tranny scum.

>>17052554
that isn't a bag of goon mate

>>17052554
I think marketing people are next in line after journalists. HR is in the running between 2 and 3.
Hey, I'll market your canned wine for men. The can looks like this:
WINE
"It's Strong!
Dry Red 18% abv

>>17052574
i dont like the shape of wine glasses, too top heavy

>>17052554
LOL you have issues with glasses?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>17052554
You drink wine from a wine glass. Simple as. I'll fight every roody-poo in here

>>17053293
mmmm nothing like a good cabernet sauvignon before beating your whore wife

WAO

>have to be catered to to feel "manly"
Weakest of wills.

The perfect match for my microbrew

In Australia I'm seeing more and more canned wine but it's usually very feminine.

Anything with macho labeling is designed for low test numales. People have been drinking wine for millennia.

>>17054392
this isn't macho labeling. it's obvious this shit was written within the parameters of feminism and faggotry

>>17054418
It is macho because HAHA LE MAN CAN GEDDIT NOT LIKE WOMEN WITH THEIR WINE STEMS. Not sure about your politicking but I’ll just assume you’re nupol

>>17052554
the part when the guy introduces himself reads like one of those oddly specific t-shirts people get online but written unironically

>>17054418
it's literally for men who are afraid that drinking from a wine glass will make them look like fags

>>17054430
Yeah if you read the side of the box it makes that abundantly clear if you didn’t want to assume just because it’s labeled MAN CAN

>>17052554
wine is neither masculine nor feminine, its just classy. one of the best alcoholic drinks there is & a timeless tastelet-filter

>>17053293
Awful packaging.

>>17052554
Men have consumed wine for thousands of years, and now it’s considered “unmanly
“? In a way, I see why feminists talk about “toxic masculinity”; so many men deny themselves of valid pleasures because they think it’s “girly”

>>17054463
Careful, you just disagreed with the general consensus of Crowder tier redditors on nupol, prepare to be called a tranny and that you will never be a woman for making a valid observation

>>17054463
The only time I've thought someone was a fag for getting wine was at a bar that specialized in cocktails and had a really good beer selection. This dude asks for the house red.

The manly way to drink wine is straight out of the bottle. Fuck off.

>>17052554
I just drink boxed wine out of an empty coke can

>>17052554
wizwit

>>17054479
whats wrong with asking for the house red? usually a nice cheapish one

>>17054479
He was prob just trying to save money

>>17054479
Did you mention to him later that the place was known for cocktails? Sounds like it was his first time there

>>17052554
This pussy drank 10 liters of wine a day. Point at him at laugh!!

it's funny how people claim wine is feminine and beer is masculine when beer has been shown to have estrogenic properties

>>17054373
saved :)

>>17054386
Damn, I need to get those, light some manly scented candles, wear lumberjack flannel shirt and sip those beasts.

Straight from the bottle

>>17053406
Dudes who buy into the exaggerated performative fake masculinity are male to male transexuals

>>17052554
its wild that someone thought that this would sell. and even more wild that it does

>>17052554
Canned wine is based because it's much more portable than a bottle. Also 4 cans of wine is 2 bottles worth which is definitely more than enough to get trashed

>>17052554
Where is the specially designed identity liquor for the man who still lives at home, doesn't have any pets, takes the bus to his minimum wage job, and wants to black out every night?

>>17054794
You’re in luck anon

>>17054386
looks like it was written by a redditor

>>17054475
>prepare to be called a tranny
I mean, you are what you eat lol

>>17054479
>cocktails has sugary mixes
>beer is full of carbs
>wine has >2g carbs per serving
He was a ketard.

I'd totally buy some wine right now but alcohol isn't sold past 3pm on sundays in my dystopian authoritarian shithole.

>>17054794
>>17054856
SLEEP TIGHT STEELER

>>17055045
How's it hanging mumi-kun?

>>17055045
Here in Texas you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sunday, also you can't buy anything above a certain percentage. I used to live in a county controlled by a megachurch where you couldn't buy alcohol at all outside of restaurants and I'm sure that the restaurant exemption was just because they couldn't get away with a complete ban.

>>17055036
why do you "people" always get > and < mixed up?

>>17054386
>Just go back to drinking your...
OK I will

>>17055117
>county controlled by a megachurch
America truly is a dystopia, holy shit. Seems like your only options are communism or theocracy.

>>17054389
Those are sparkling not just flat wine

>>17055152
Utah is an entire state run by the church

>>17055152
Yeah the only thing living in the US is good for is being in bumfuck. I moved out of my previous shithole county and into one not too far from Austin so I could drive to the city if I wanted, then they annexed my area and my taxes shot through the roof. My current goal is to get a federal job that I can work remotely then fuck off to a desert somewhere.

>>17052558
I'm trans btw

>>17055152
the christians are just communists with fewer tattoos

>>17054856
Not enough branding.

>>17054446
>classy
Depends on your region
In many part of France for example it's the go to drink for peasant and beggar drunks

>>17055117
LAND OF THE FREE

>>17052554
>4 cans for $22.99.
ngmi

>>17054497
>I just drink boxed wine out of an empty coke can
I only do that when I'm driving.

>>17052554
>not driking Talk N' Shop Hoot Blood
ngmi

>>17052554
I've never read more insecure faggotry as the description on the left there.

nothing gets me in more of a tizzy than what other people drink. teehee.

Nothing says you're manly more than being too insecure to drink out of a wine glass

>>17055193
this. angloids are astounding with their pearl clutching and/or posturing over wine. it's incredibly pathetic.
wine is just wine. you drink wine with some foods and beer with others. peasants make wine because they have grapes. urbanites make beer because they have the means.

Posting without comment.

>>17053981
marketing/advertising people are absolute scum, they pioneered all the psychological induction thats infecting practically every industry now. theyre the reason companies know how to dig inside your brain and stay there

>>17055193
>>17056837
Just because you state subsidized your wine industry into covering 90% of your country's land area doesn't mean you have to constantly broadcast it to the world. I'd love to see France abandon agri-socialism for once in its life and sink-or-swim half your economic sector into American-style consoomerism.

I drink Croatian cherry wine

>>17055036
If he was a ketard he'd get whiskey or tequila

>>17052554
>Thought up by a guy who...
super cringe
>Crush one at the game... ...don't talk about the "aroma."
kinda based ngl
>Vinted and packed in Sebastopol, CA
cringe overload

You don't understand, he was covered in construction dust!

>>17056884
>marketing/advertising people are absolute scum
Most humans are very easily brainwashed

>>17058571
Holy shit

>>17054386
I want to brutally murder the literal faggot who wrote that and every other IPA brewer in existence

Men drink wine straight from the tree.

>>17054386
>being passive aggressive
Woman tendency

Cringe

Also, just drink one bottle in a go, what are you , a preschooler ?

>>17054475
redditors love trannies, your projector is broken

>>17054593
You're thinking of alcohol in general I'm pretty sure

>>17058571
>look guise, graham is a rough and tumble blue collar construction worker just like you! he's also totally heterosexual! MM-MMM he just LOVES vagina!

>>17055125
I just assumed it was a euro thing like how they switch commas and decimal points.

>>17054386
Yeah, insult the client who just bought your product, great tactic.

I legitimately fired a friend/coworker because he devised a whitepaper for our project in which he insulted the potential clients.

>>17052554
reading through this, it reads like it's made by gay tops, for gay tops.
i'll stick to drinking my wine from a glass, like a regular straight person.
not against the idea of what they're doing in principle, it'll be good to see wine prices drop, but when it comes to quality, i prefer a bit of quality.

>>17054392
This. Wine is the traditional drink of Southern European drunkards who beat up their wives.

>>17058571
what if instead he was covered in "construction bust" because he just got gangbanged by construction workers

>>17056893
seething

>>17056867
...what the fuck

>>17052554
Nothing like Jewish propaganda telling everyone's what's masculine, what's feminine, and then trying to go back and blur the two when they need too.

>the writer of that label thinks that living in a former firehouse ans walking with your dog is peak manly
>the illustration dog even has a scarf

>>17056867
Holy fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXaOtDF3u-0

>>17052620
Exactly. who feels weird drinking from a wine glass? It's very classy

>>17055036
Keto and low carb are different

>>17059591

>>17059291
what if instead of a mancan it was a 'mencan and it was full of, you know

>>17052554
Except no substitute, bruv

>>17059591
>>17059597
>people only pretend to like coffee and whiskey
>my bullies are really the gay ones, not me
everything makes so much sense now

>>17059597
>>17059591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skz9odeewpc

>>17059591
>>17059597
This level of cope is way off the chart

>>17052554
Holy shit that is one of the most pathetic, cringe inducing things I have ever read it is even worse than the worst craft beer blurbs. Goddamn.

The manly way is to drink from the bottle

Need I say more

>>17052574
I’ve never known a manly man to actually be happy or interesting, I agree. The obsessive care they take of their beards is feminine 100% always shampooing and massaging it with oils is pretty fuckin gay.

>>17055045
Businesses shouldn't be open at all on Sunday. Where I live shops are open on Sunday because you know who sued the government.

>>17055117
Didn't they change it to 10a? Could have sworn people here made a bit of a fuss about it and then everyone kept going on as if nothing had happened.

>>17054593
>beer has estrogenic properties
>never see any faggotry from crusty old men that drink a 12 pack a day

Quit believing shit you read by (((scientific minds))).

>>17059916
Ummmm... not sure you've ever met a manly man.

>>17059920
The free market demands zero days off and maximum productivity 24/7. Maybe you Christfags shouldn't have voted for the party for corporate worship and cock sucking for the last 60 years.

>>17052554
>Finally, a manly way to drink wine.

>>17052554
>Finally, a manly way to drink wine

>>17052554
>Finally, a manly way to drink wine..

>>17059270
This

>Finally, a manly way to drink wine,

>Finally, a manly way to drink wine'

>Finally, a manly way to drink wine.

>Finally, a manly way to drink wine

these threads have been making me want to get some cheap wine but I'm afraid it will give me a terrible hangover, when I have that pretty much figured out with the piss beer I usually drink

>>17060160
Me on the right.

>>17060160
I also thought of the goon when I first saw this. I guess Graham was too busy gentrifying Cleveland to notice that there were a lot of hobos drinking wine. Come to think of it, wino is a very popular term for such people in the US.

>>17054386
How rude! I think I will take my business elsewhere

>>17059916
It’s either beard oil or a scraggly pube beard unless you have sandnigger genetics.
Same with greasy and frizzy hair that people wash with 3-in-1 and let dry. Makes you look like an overgrown elementary schooler.

>>17060160
I remember playing “slap the bag” my first night at college with some guys across the hall. One guy was already hammered when I got there and nailed the guy holding it in the face, causing him to fall backwards and knock their giant TV off its shelf and break.

>>17059949
Chick-fil-A seems to be doing just fine with Sundays off.

>>17056893
The US subsidizes the absolute fuck out of its agriculture. You literally do not know what you are talking about.

>>17060512
Merican here. Funny bit of our politics I noticed. Corn is the most subsidized crop in the USA. High fructose corn syrup is in all of our sweet drinks now. So instead of walking back the subsidy, we've decided to just tax sugary drinks. The government only ever writes more laws, they never walk back power.

>>17060534
It's always easier to make laws than repeal them. Sunset clauses should be more common.

>>17060609
Right and it's always bugged me. I agree with you 90 percent. I think every law that isn't natural law (murder, assault, theft, rape) should have to be revisited. Maybe not automatically go away. This would require politicians to spend time on old laws, which would take time. Only downside I see to it would be that we wouldn't have funny laws anymore like can't possess a pie primarily consisting of apples as it's filling ingredient within the town square without a permit while 3 or more goats are present.

>>17052558
>don't be fooled. that's meant for trannies
Nope, it's made for pushing men towards troonyism. Why drink wine out of a bottle when you can enjoy it from a BPA lined can?

>>17059260
>Yeah, insult the client who just bought your product, great tactic.
works more often than youd think

>>17060160
wine is poison, it turns self-respecting manlets into pic related

>>17060160
>>17060154
>>17060152
>>17060145
>>17060139
>>17060134
>>17060125
This. If you're not drinking straight out the goon, or not putting it in water bottles when out, then you will never EVER make it.

>>17052554
Who does this appeal to?
Whom actually falls for this marketing?

>>17054446
wine is for faggots and europeans but I repeat myself.

>>17059260

What did he say/decide would be a good tactic? Willing to share the story? sounds funny

>>17052554
What's the point? You're just going to pour it into a glass anyway.

>>17052554
Make your own it's easy af, takes about 2 weeks to make a 2 gallon batch. Costs about $8 USD

>>17052554
wine is pure estrogen more than beer
no thanks
we pure vodka and scotch in this dojo
also, aluminium cans are cancer no matter what drink

>>17059916
Go look at a professional active duty firefighter. That's what actual manly men look like, not fucking hipsters who read The Art of Manliness and wear flannel.

>>17052554
>2009+12
>not spraying champagne straight from the bottle into your mouth
NGMI

>>17061084
You rice malt drinking piece of garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IeP7VNMtk4

>>17052554
The manly way to drink wine is straight from the bottle. With a serving size of the whole damn bottle. That's how I enjoy mine anyway. (pic related)

Also beer isn't manly. Hops contains phytoestrogens and slowly turns men into irrational dipshits. (Source, college herbalism course.)
The stuff is basically liquid bread anyway.

>>17055045
alcohol isn't sold on Sundays at all here. And only between 10:00-15:00 on Saturdays
and that's a good thing!

>>17061057
men who are insecure and want to affirm their masculinity in a socially acceptable and non-threatening manner

>>17060160
>tfw no goon, only hobo wine

>>17062638
>The manly way
>(pic related)
I'm pretty sure that was whisky in that scene and Dio immediately mentions how much he hates drinking booze because it reminds him too much of his abusive father.

>>17062638
>Source, college herbalism course
mmm yes, the County Cork Bard College has one of the finest Herb Lore programs

>>17058571
The gayest description since gay came to gay town.

>>17052554
Heh

>>17061648
gimi

>>17060791
I worked for a struggling boatbuilder years ago. He was hand to mouth & an empty order book was normal.
He/we scored a Dutch barge then another in quick succession, so a year of work at least.
When potential customers called wanting a narrowboat, which happened daily to be honest, instead of promising them the world in 6 weeks & being really accommodating, he'd cut them off & say 'Sorry we're too busy, call back next year.'
Within a couple of months the order book was unironically years long.
Seems the first rule of sales is telling people to fuck off.

Pic related is barge number two

>>17063183
Idk about that but I never tell people I'm slow even if I am. Matter of fact it's always "yeah I think I can fit that in there for you". For me I just always thought people don't trust mechanics so they want me busy already to bring there car in so I won't jew em being slow and broke.

>>17063368
And yes I see the iront
>wah people no trust mechanics
>I know I'll lie to them
But I don't jew people like other places and corporate stores like Firestone.

>>17059260
I'd fire you from my marketing department. You are extremely out of touch.

>>17063390
dick sucking factories don't have marketing departments