/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17043334
she cute

>>17043338
thats my siste rstupid asshole

>>17043351
yeah well she cute

>>17043351
She's not my sister tho.

Some rice 'n' gyro. I not not even greek.

>>17043338
Looks like she ate all the butter on the table based on the reflection showing her face.

>>17043375
We had sex last week, that was weird as I called out my waifus name.

I made a turkey broth entirely from scratch which I used for my gravy.

It had a nice spicy warmth to it.

>>17043351
8/10 would breed.

>>17043418
the broth in question was started Tuesday afternoon

>>17043334
Ugh. Italians.

>>17043334
This looks like one of those cringy meals where the idiot that made it isn't as good of a cook as they think they are but they "le designated cooking fag of the family" and all their inbred relatives are too retarded to know any better so they act in awe of how amaaaaaaazing of a chef they are and they should start a restaurant etc.

I'm getting second hand cringe just looking at your faggot picture and imagining it. Fuck you for giving me second hand cringe.

>Ham
>Stuffing
>Crescent rolls with butter
>Green beans almondine
>Mashed Potatoes

>>17043334
what is this trend of serving all non traditional foods for thanksgiving EXCEPT for the shitty marshmallow topped sweet potato mush?

>>17043334
What's the drizzly bullshit bottom right

>>17043497
tomatoes with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce

>>17043334
Frozen pizza because we flew in from Puerto Vallarta tonight and nothing is open.

>>17043442
Sounds accurate

>Captcha: SAW 0J

>>17043479
it has to be a generational thing.

>>17043351
Who is this semen demon?
Name, address, interests, blood type?

>>17043479
>muh tradition
who the fuck cares? anyway, i'm not debating with a fat virgin that lives inside his mums basement that rapes anime girls with his small cock, trump lost, get over it you fucking schizo, don't you pol/chuds have anything else to do than this? can't you see that raping your mother is wrong? just because your penis is small doesn't mean that it's okay raping your mom that's used to small penises because your dad also have one, ''JEW'' JEWSSS IS RAPING STEALING OUR MONEYYY YADA YDADAYAD, fucking pathetic smoothbrained peacuck back to your cuckshed you filthy goyim, the only thing glowing here is your small cock, did your dad eveer rape you as a fetus? I'll bet he did because you're so fucking fat it's unreal, all his cockfat made you fat, feeding you his cum as protein, fucking /pol/tards i swear alwyas talking like they show shit, you don't, because you're fucking retarded like trump, yeah, trump lost, get it inside your tiny brain, i bet you were mad when obama got elected, because you're sooo afraid of the bbc, did i hit a spot? did i strike a cucknerve? touch more grass you fucking schizo fuck, I'll bet that you can't even fucking swin you retarded chud, I'll bet that you're just mad that MtF are just better looking girls than most men out there, you afraid to be called gay from your friends? fucking social monkey(when i say monkey i'm not talking about african-american men, you fucking racist) do you chuds always have to mention african-american all the time? they're fucking living rent-free inside your head, can't you think about something else(I'm saying this because I know that you'll say it sooner or later, instead of waiting i'm just saying what you will say sooner or later) ITSSSSAA JOOOOOOWSSS!!!!! IISSSSSAAAAAA BLACKKKSSS!!!! WEEEEHHH WEEEHHH!!!! fucking pathetic vemin always thinking about the most useless stuff, you're so isloated inside your own bubble that you're unsure what's real or not, fucking pathetic. touch grass schizo.

>>17043931
Lol

>>17043501
is that a thing in america?

>>17043995
yes

>>17043995
No. It looks like caprise tomato mozzarella and balsalmic vinegar glaze

>>17043975
1/10

I had all the standard Thanksgiving fare, was delicious

Had 4 shots of tequila and smoked half a cigar with my boy and threw the fuck up like 7 times. I never drink, never smoked before. Feel like shit now because everywhere I go that cigar smell is fucking me up

Thanksgiving for three.
Had a chicken instead of turkey.
10/10 would do again.
Extended family went down to Florida this year so we had a small celebration.

>>17043334
>evanescence
you just know she does anal

>>17043334
Buncha guinea lookin’ bullshit. I’d gag your sister with that stupid evanescence shirt and cum in her eyes.

>>17044048
legit thought this.
>blonde
>fake metal band
totally does anal.
>>17043334
italian cake is for christmas.

>>17044160
>>17044048
My gf loves awful nu-metal shit and likes other anal stuff but hates me putting my penis in her butt because its too big (7.5"+ and 6 circum). It really sucks. I think I need to get some toys to gradually warm her up for it or something but even that might not work

>>17043351
You should fuck

>>17044171
>hates me putting my penis in her butt because its too big
this is her lying to have a semblance of control.
she knows how much you desire her shitbox so she "carrot-in-front-of-horse"'s it to you.
lube up and take it.
she'll finally domesticate.

>>17044187
Like, she still does it occasionally, and loves it in the moment, but hates how sore it gets after.

>>17043334
>sideboob and armpit
The kinda-caprese also looks delicious

>>17043995
Really a stupid question because there are 50 fucking states and as far as I know it might be a thing in some faggy northeast state or the south or something.
Anyway I never heard of it and it sounds stupid and gross so it's probably foreign.

>>17043442
Lol what the fuck are you on about?
There’s nothing faux-pretentious in that pic.

>>17044207
>nothing faux-pretentious in that pic
>pic contains fake metal band shirt
hmmm...

>>17044223
it's literally a band shirt of a popular band that's seen as "counter-culture"
dumb fucking cunt kys, you're projecting by calling it faux-pretentious

>>17043351
More photos of her, please.

>>17043334
Armpits and shoulders

>>17043334
>left hand knife
You Americans are so ineducated and neanderthol

>>17043334
Why do white Americans talk like niggers to try to seem cool? This is a cooking board, nobody is going to be impressed by your "swag", just tell us if the turkey was dry or something

>>17043334
Shrek the Musical? That was a thing? I completely missed it.

At least wear a shirt for fucks sake.

>>17043334
That woman looks disgusting--side boob protruding--in her sleeveless shirt before her own family. Very very disrespectful.

>>17045722
shut up muhammad

>>17045179
>evanescence
>counter culture
jesus christ you people have never seen grass in years

When did this place become /b/?

>>17043975
This nigga wrote a whole essay lmao

>>17045179
>counterculture
You’re stuck in the 2000s

I cooked dinner for my dogs and cats, it was pretty basic when it comes too thanksgiving dinner but it was good, the cats got got mostly turkey and crab meat with some mashed sweet potatoes. They all enjoyed it :)

>>17046395
This was my plate

>>17046395
Glad they enjoyed it, refreshing to see someone feed their animals something that isn't out of a pouch.

>>17043334
>Shrek The Musical
You’re sisters husband is based

>>17043995
Yes, although I prefer strawberry ice cream

>>17043334
Is that lasagne?

>>17046665
of course it is
who doesn't have lasagna at thanksgiving?

>>17043394
She yells my gamertag from 2011

>>17043334
>store bought mutzarel
OH!

>>17043334
grilled wagyu steak
mashed potatoes gravy
dressing
apple pie.

>>17043479
because after 40+ years of the same stuff I want something different. I am no longer having a "traditional thanksgiving" if I have it at all. it's a stupid made up bullshit farce.

i only cooked for 4 people(including myself) so i didn't make too much. i made 4 cornish hens, a big pot of csalamade, stuffing, sweet potato soup(not pictured) as well as baked a loaf. came out pretty well i think.

>>17043334
Wake me up inside

>>17043351
your sister has some nice milkers, fellow /g/entleman!

>>17047784
Milky milky....
Odds are op is just reposting pics he saved off Facebook

>>17043334
Duck with orange gravy, dressing, rutabega/potato mash, "green salad", and butternut squash pie.

>>17045841
They released a new album just this year, it's pretty good.

>>17045199
My dad would always yell at me about using a knife with my left hand, but it never felt right to me. Like, you use a fork with your right hand when you're fucking eating, so why not keep the fork in the same hand?

>>17043334
your family has a tragic taste in music

>>17043334
WAKE ME UP

>>17047946
Can't wake up

>>17044026
anon that looks wonderful

>>17047945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAa5woluuM
You have shit taste in music.

>>17047738
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?