/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17026686
Nutrients?

>>17026698
The bread, cheese, meat and vegetable combination isn't enough for you fuckface?

food

>>17026700
What you posted is plastic, sunflower oil, salt, sugar, and msg. The meat tastes like cardboard, so I doubt it's actual meat.

>>17026712
Could rape you btw

>>17026698
I recently quit veganism and I can honestly say that frankenmeat burger would make me feel better than any "health" food

>>17026714
kek

For the caloric value it has too much fat, cholesterol and sodium. It's only a decent protein, calcium and iron source.

>>17026730

>>17026698
double cheeseburger
McChicken
small fries
large ice tea
is a solid meal with all the nutrients you need for under $6

>>17026686
Fiber? Vitamin C?

>>17026743
that'll set you back 2x that amount here nowadays. fuck MCD in the EU

>>17026686
fuck off you spamming asshole

>>17026743
I go for 2 of the mcdouble + small fry for $3. $6 for too much food cut out the sugar juice

>>17026686
It's not kosher

>>17026730
I bet you say the same thing about eggs.

>>17026749
>Fiber?
eat the wrapping

I would live off these if it wasn't incredibly dangerous to do so

>>17026749
Make it an orange fanta

>>17026712
>I doubt it's actual meat.
Take your meds schizo

Ah yes, the Double Cheeseburgers presented by McDonald's. Where to begin? The simplicity of the patties - 100% beef, salt, pepper - is almost sublime. Their dimensions are also perfect for a snack or a meal when combined with their world famous fries and a Diet Coke. In this age of grotesquely comical burger proportions, these patties are a refreshing hearken back to simpler, better times when people understood that less is often more. Not one but TWO patties sandwiched between the bun that we've all grown to love and expect from McDonald's.

Let us start from the bottom up. The bottom section of the bun is a perfectly browned, soft and chewy foundation leading to the first patty. Seated upon this patty is a whole slice of melty American cheese. This cheese slice is crucial because without it the succeeding patty could potentially slide around with each bite or simply have the mouthfeel of a single thick patty. The cheese slice is the perfect glue that holds the patties together while providing a pleasant distinction between them as you bite down. In a classic McDonald's show of generosity and vision, the second patty is crowned with a SECOND full slice of melty American cheese! Incredible.

For me, it is the condiments that really set this offer apart. Classic and simple: sweet and savory ketchup balanced by the acidic bite and zing of prepared yellow mustard, punctuated by chopped onions that add an excellent textural sensation and pleasing pungency and slices of crunchy, tang, sweet pickles. The flavors, textures and even colors of the selected condiments are perfectly balanced in their corresponding contrasts and overlap. It's simple, it's classic, it's wonderful. They also add a bright and light aspect to what could easily be an unbalanced, heavy, savory hamburger. Finally, the whole piece is completed with the top bun section, as is expected.

If you could distil the soul of America into one thing it would be the Double Cheeseburger from McDonald's.

>>17026712
Imagine being so Facebook-mom-tier stupid.

>>17026686
It's too expensive now for what it is. For a couple bucks more I could get a cheap steak with doube the protein, and it's real quality.

Ah yes, the Double Cheeseburger presented by McDonald's. Where to begin? The simplicity of the patties - 100% beef, salt, pepper - is almost sublime. Their dimensions are also perfect for a snack or a meal when combined with their world famous fries and a Diet Coke. In this age of grotesquely comical burger proportions, these patties are a refreshing hearken back to simpler, better times when people understood that less is often more. Not one but TWO patties sandwiched between the bun that we've all grown to love and expect from McDonald's.

Let us start from the bottom up. The bottom section of the bun is a perfectly browned, soft and chewy foundation leading to the first patty. Seated upon this patty is a whole slice of melty American cheese. This cheese slice is crucial because without it the succeeding patty could potentially slide around with each bite or simply have the mouthfeel of a single thick patty. The cheese slice is the perfect glue that holds the patties together while providing a pleasant distinction between them as you bite down. In a classic McDonald's show of generosity and vision, the second patty is crowned with a SECOND full slice of melty American cheese! Incredible.

For me, it is the condiments that really set this offer apart. Classic and simple: sweet and savory ketchup balanced by the acidic bite and zing of prepared yellow mustard, punctuated by chopped onions that add an excellent textural sensation and pleasing pungency, a scattering of crunchy, tangy, sweet pickle slices. The flavors, textures and even colors of the selected condiments are perfectly balanced in their corresponding contrasts and overlap. It's simple, it's classic, it's wonderful. They also add a bright and light aspect to what could easily be an unbalanced, heavy, savory hamburger. Finally, the whole piece is completed with the top bun section, as is expected.

If you could distil the soul of America into one thing it would be the Double Cheeseburger from McDonald's.

>>17026686
>the perfect food
You posted the wrong pic.

For me it's the McFish

>>17026943
No portability

>>17026686
out of my way McCuck

>>17026849
Morgan Blurmphlock is a liar. Trust me. Go for it.

>>17026686
It's tasty etc, but I digest it in half an hour and feel hungry again. KFC is better in keeping me fed up (chicken, not sandwiches). Bunch of wings and I'm good

>>17027036
I never had KFC frequently until I moved to a place with a nearby KFC. I've quickly gotten sick of it but I mostly get the sandwiches.

>>17027010
Fold it

>>17026686
It is the quintessential fast food burger. Tastes may vary, but it's hard to argue with it.

I would say the chick fil a classic(NOT the deluxe) is also a quintessential fast food sandwich.

>>17026686
these to go with it..

>>17027485
the cheese and tomato and shit take away from how perfect the chicken is

>>17026686
Beans
I'm not eating if there's no beans

>>17027667
The chicken, pickles, and buttered highly processed sweet buns are a perfect flavor combo.

>>17027485
>I would say the chick fil a classic(NOT the deluxe) is also a quintessential fast food sandwich.
I only had this once at an American airport and it was really good. I totally get the hype.

>>17026810
Filtered

nigger

>>17028206
trying too hard spic

>>17026934
For real, dollar store steaks are still a dollar despite the bidenflation. 2 a them and kidnap a waffle house cook and you got a real nice sandwich going

>>17028236
>dollar store steaks
Jesus wept.

>>17026934
>for a couple bucks more
I can get a half pound steak at the supermarket for $3 and 1kg of frozen fries for $3.
even the cheapest McDonalds burgers are $5.90 or something.

>>17026686
Someone tell me how to block all these fast food ad marketers

>>17026876
>>17026924
fast food apologists on a board about cooking

>>17026686
*blocks your path*

You will literally smell like rotten shit if you eat these burgers regularly

>>17026686
>What else do you need?
Something that tastes good.

>>17028821
you can't, and if you report them for 'unwanted advertising material' you get a ban for abusing the reporting system. I think if you post advertising material you should be perma banned, only real photos of fast food should be allowed

>>17026686
not a single burger out of the millions thats been made in any of the thousands of mcdonalds has ever looked like OP's pic. But everyone just accepts that they pretend they look like that and serve sloppy shit. It's fucking weird.

>>17026743
On grubhub they used to sell Quarter Pounder with cheese for a buck .29 and when me and my mom went through the drivethru and ordered the same thing she had a spergout because it cost a lot more so they changed it to 8 fucking bucks

>>17029056
>>17029070
Nobody fucking pretends the items are supposed to look like the promo shots, you fucking schizo. Even le heckin ebil company acknowledges this.

>>17029056
Do the mods here really, actually, for real, ban you for reporting obvious ads like the OP? Like we all know ads are not real human culture right

Unless mods think genuine humans do make advertising for other companies part of themselves and even then, idc it's still an ad you're just a sucker for doing it without pay. I see those constant filet o fish threads and I can tell they're blatantly marketing material. Any culture that posts ads organically is toxic to the point of being the same as a real ad anyway. Pretty much every McD thread on this forum in the last 3 years looks fake. Like it's made by plastic people. Does anyone here fall for them? Do any of you guys go to the fast food joints that are clearly advertising to you here but hiding behind anonymity?

>>17028961
Type of shit a behind the back shit talker would say. I’m willing to bet 99% of your diet is processed.

>>17029326
back in the Moot days he wouldve cared.
but Gookmoot just wants the ad clicks and the website views, he doesnt give a shit about the quality of the boards.
Just as long as maximum people are clicking everything.

How the fuck did it even become popular? It's not even cooked.
>Bread, some meat and a salad leaf
It's basically a sandwich.

>>17029070
I have so much fun playing mcdonald’s monopoly I love mcdonalds.

>>17026876
>schizo posters defending mcshits
no easier proof that they're all globalist shills who hate 4chan and everyone here.
sageru

>>17029326
>>17029326
>Do the mods here really, actually, for real, ban you for reporting obvious ads like the OP? Like we all know ads are not real human culture right
Yes, I got a 7 day ban.

Some people repeat this shit unironically, they've just been so overexposed to ad material they've begun to think and type in a way indistinguishable from a paid ad. It's truly pathetic.

>>17026686
Actual food. I crave homemade meals.

>>17029088
that's what I mean, isn't that weird? That everyone just accepts it looks nothing like the ad? Like if you went to buy a new car but IRL it was all dented and rusty. But with fast food its like we all pretend its wish.com chinese scam level shit and we accept the bait and switch. Everyone is ok with being lied too about fast food. It's just weird we're all aware of it and ok with it, obviously it makes them more money otherwise they wouldn't spend so much making fake perfect food in a photo studio in the first place.

>>17026924
nigga it tastes like an oniony dish sponge

>>17029816
>now being a little drama queen
Wow, so you’re a literal Facebook-mom.
Want some cummies in your tummy, babe?

>>17026723
you were low on healthy fats, you ate store bought pesticide riddled no-minerals to be found produce. Every video i see of doctors that put patients on "plant based diets" say they never go back once they get changed over, because they know which products to stay away from.

>>17026698
This. Has no nutritional value whatsoever

>>17026743
Replace double cheeseburger with a big mac so you can have some all important veggies incorporated into your diet and then you're set

>>17026686
1. Fruit
2. Vegetables
3. Meat that hasn't been put through a laboratory.

> in ketosis
> keto burger is 2 patties as 'the buns' and all the toppings you want between
> my standard burger is 2 patties, a fried egg, sharp cheddar, tomato onion coleslaw and pickles, plus whatever sauce I want, usually a sriracha

I can kind of get on board with picking a favorite food and sticking to it unless you have some reason not to, but there's just so many reasons not to on a daily basis, such as all the other nice things there are to eat.

>>17029935
you're being unduly flattering about mcdonald's spending on its meat sourcing.

>>17029935
>1. Tomato ketchup
>2. Pickles, onions
>3. The burger you buy at McDick's hasn't been anywhere near a scientist
Check m8, theist.

This shit has too many calories and doesn't fill a normal sized adult

>>17026937
Is this new?!

>>17029784
>>17029375
JFC that's depressing. Ads so part of culture you get banned for reporting them

>>17026686
>What else do you need?
A loving wife. Can Mc Donald's do that?

>>17029930
>250cal, 9g fat, 31g carbs, 12g protein
>no nutritional value
It's literally packed with macronutrients. It's not like you're eating zero calorie vegetable fiber. People wouldn't be able to get fat from McDonald's if it had no nutritional value. You're retarded

>>17030367
I'm sure if you get a McJob it will increase your exposure to women and you might even be able to date and marry a coworker although you should run that by your supervisor first just to avoid any conflicts of interest.

>>17029784
Lol no that didn’t happen you faggot ass bitch.
Even if you got banned for schizo-reporting, it wasn’t 7 days.
>s-someone on the internet doesn’t hate something I try to hate because it makes me seem better than others REEEEEE
Lol fucking deal with it, zoomlet fuck.

>>17029784
>>17030348
>>17029326
>>17029056
I doubt that gook moot is getting paid to allow "viral marketing" to take place. I can see McDonald's paying their social media folx to post everywhere including /ck/ but paying 4chan for this seems like a bit of a stretch but maybe I'm being naive.

The fact is I often post these types of threads because they are funny. It is a cooking image board yet most people eat fast food while watching YouTube videos on how to cook intricate dishes (previously they watched the Food Network). It's absurd.

Fast food is therefore a relatable subject, triggers the foodies, creates friction between Americans and Euros who pretend they don't want America's fast food options and makes for some great shitposting.

>>17030406
>It is a cooking image board yet most people [headcanon]
kek retard

>>17030424
I've been on /ck/ for 10 years I know what the average poster posts. Whether it is shitposting or the truth the fact is they are preoccupied with a handful of topics and this includes fast food.

>>17026686
Can’t stand the onions

>>17030468
Really?! I love them. If I'm not mistaken they are reconstituted dehydrated onions and I just like the texture so much.

>>17026943
that green paprika is way too thick

>>17026686
they are nice and cheap but last time i tried to eat more than one it just started to taste like salt and ketchupy bread

>>17026723
Meat is literally the ultimate superfood, it's literally what you're made of

>>17030668
There are definitely health reasons to not have a diet focused on meat, at least if you live the typical N American lifestyle and prioritize living longer. But meat is the best food there is from a nutritionally perspective.

Look, why do mutts assume this thread is about Mcdonalds? It's just the first burger image that was available

>>17026832
based peelpilled

>>17026686
a reason to live

>>17026686
It is pretty much the perfect hamburger with all the toppings you'll ever need

>>17026937
>In this age of grotesquely comical burger proportions, these patties are a refreshing hearken back to simpler,
i couldn't agree more

>>17028821
use it as inspiration to make your own burger or whatnot.

>>17026700
What vegetables

meat
veg
grain
dairy

simple as

>>17026698
Umm actually, it’s nootrients

>>17026937
If someone would have wrote this about Italian food or alcoholic drinks, yall would be calling anon a sooyboy

>>17026743
a man of discriminatin' taste

>>17026937
Aren’t the onions dehydrated?

>>17026712

>>17033930
they are, when covid first started i couldn't get fresh ones so used dehydrated and re-hydrated them and my burger tastes exactly like McD's

>>17026686
>2 mcdubbies with mac sauce
>one hash brown

perfect meal

>>17026686
>>17026698
It's got all four food groups. It's the ultimate food.

>>17030406
>folx
end your life

>>17026686
Hello 12-year-old me.

>>17033937
>Aspartame and MSG are... LE BAD!!!
>YOOL 2011+11
Yawn.

>>17035994
aspartame is bad, just the fact it overwhelms the taste of whatever you put it in is enough to make me hate it

>>17029070
Thanks anon anytime I get a craving I'l just look at your pic

>>17026698
>>17026686
explain how this isn't a balanced diet

>>17036375
I’m gonna get swol with their double cheeseburgers as my protein intake

>>17026686
>What else do you need?

Loving friends and family to eat a meal with.

I'm a former professional shill / seofag , no one would waste time shilling on here, there's no way to track metrics of conversions to sales.
Also, Facebook will let me target 18 - 25 yo urban professionals making six figures in the NYC area if I want, for like five cents a click.

>>17034202
hmmm I should try this

>>17036585
I don't any here even eats food, we just survive off of alcohol and bugs that crawl in our mouths when we're passed out

>>17026983
the double file'o'fish is the ultimate superfood.

>>17036635
i put them in a little bowl and added enough water to covered them and microwaved for 30seconds then let them sit while i cooked
If you use cheap walmart buns it makes a pretty accurate fastfood burger
Not something i'd want to do all the tine but after a year of lockdown i wanted to remember the old world and happen to have shitty enough ingredients to replicate it

>>17036727
Thanks, I might try this. I really do like the rehydrated onions in McDonald's burgers, the taste and texture is quite nice and distinct from fresh onions.

>>17036727
I honestly love the diced onions. When I worked there, we would store them in the fridge in large tubs to rehydrate, and as you guessed those are basically what it is.

Also, if you DO have fresh onion and want to get it closer to the mcdonalds taste and texture, mince super fine and then microwave. it's not quite the same but it's milder than just straight raw onion, so it can be really good if You're serving burgers to people who "dont like onions" but do infact Like Onions, they just don't like HARSH onions.