/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine

>>17017756
Who ded fren?

Why the tripcode? Are you some kind of cockmongler?

>>17017773
Mormon families are big, and covid is long.

>>17017832
do you have 10 wives? do you wear magic underwear?

>>17017765
thank you potato!!!!!!!!

>>17017756
were they dead before eating them?

>>17017756
Presuming it is not a joke, I'm sorry to hear it.

>>17017834
yeah

is the name literal, are they really only served at funerals?

>>17017909
are you fucking retarded?? He just explained that his family member died and posted a picture featuring the funeral potatoes he made for the funeral

yes they are only served at funerals, why the fuck else would they be called "funeral potatoes"? God you americans are beyond stupid sometimes, it infuriates me to tears

>>17017915
It's not only served at funerals. It's served at any large gathering. I've had them at Potlucks, as well as hanging at party with a friend who was Mormon.

It's more the context of this post that clarifies it's for an actual funeral. So calm down.

>>17017895
Thanks mate.

>>17017923
Hope you're doing okay. A weird Catholic dude in AZ sending his prayers to you wherever you are.

>>17017931
thanks, desertbro

>>17017915
dont yell at me senpai ;_;

>>17017994
I'm sorry

Funeral potatoes are peak comfort food. I hope this is the last batch you need to make for a long time. I left the church but those flavors still take me back to my dad's funeral. The ladies in the Ward were good to us.

looks nice. any other mormon cuisine you'd recommend?

>>17017944
clean your fucking floor

>>17018025
Clean your mouth

>>17017902
gross

Do Americans really eat during funerals?

Are they called funeral potatoes because people would rather die than eat them?

>>17017832
>covid
fuck off larpfaggot

>>17018104
indeed

>>17018151
That's a solid joke.

>>17018082
lol

>>17018025
every image has serious hoarder vibes, the floor in the kitchen is probably the least of his problems

>>17017915
fuck dude the name could have come from anywhere

>>17017756
too bad it wasn't your own

>>17017765
thank you potato

>>17017915
Does Mexican Pan de Muerto contain actual dead people? Thought so.