/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't.

>produce in the middle of the fridge instead of the bottom
cursed fridge

>>17007948
This. I'm not homosexual or a female.

>>17007938
My mom was this way and we had a smallish fridge so it helped nothing. Everything was ordered just so with bins and drawers that just took up more space.
She would rather throw out leftovers than have it not "belong" in a specific space even if there was room there.

>>17007938
>fruit in the refrigerator
>eggs in the refrigerator
>sauces in the refirgerator
DO AMERICANS HONESTLY AND TRULY?

>>17008024
>>eggs in the refrigerator
Eggs in America are bought cold. If you leave them out of the fridge the difference between room temperature and egg temperature will cause them to spoil.

>>17008030
>washing eggs so you can't leave them out
do they really?

>>17008035
Our eggs are both cleaner and last longer than your dirty room temperature eggs. Stay mad.

>>17007938
I don't, why would I? It would be a waste of space to do so and It's not like anything in there is going to get lost

>>17008045
you seem to be the one getting mad about your shit quality eggs, amerimutt. I'm just here to laugh at you. continue to seethe though.

>>17007948
Fpbp

>>17008024
The onions are what are really throwing me off. Onions make everything around them ripen faster with the gas they give off. Everything in that fridge is going to smell like onion, except the onion.

>>17007938
That lady and her family have a shit diet.

those polycarbonate bins are dumb if they don't pull out like drawers.

i dont, i try to on grocery day but by the next day other people have moved so much stuff around and put thing back in the wrong place that i just dont bother anymore, they cant even put things into labelled trays

>>17008045
>cleaner
youre not going to get salmonella from a fucking egg stop washing them

>>17007984
I sort your mom into a bin that belongs six feet underground.

do americans seriously eat like this?

packaged sugar water, nitrate filled processed meats, gmo fruits and vegetables, battery cage eggs, corn syrup, processed "cheese".

that is all incredibly unhealthy

>>17008339
you're forgetting america has deteriorated into a third world country. this fridge with lunchables in it actually represents the pinnacle of american nutrition

>>17008024
>>eggs in the refrigerator

In the US they're cleaned so need refrigeration, unlike elsewhere where they cause thousands of deaths and illness per year.

Enjoy your filth.

>>17008045
be nice to the yuropoors, they're poor and salty here anon

>>17008095
>The onions are what are really throwing me off. Onions make everything around them ripen faster with the gas they give off. Everything in that fridge is going to smell like onion, except the onion.

This.

>>17008024
>>17008045
I own chickens and when I collect the room temperature eggs I wash them and refrigerate them. Can I piss off both europoors and fellow mutts now?

>>17008339
>gmo

>>17007938
I have nothing in my fridge other than old condiments and milk that expired on the 3rd.

>>17008383
that gas usually ripens the food its coming from as well, like a feedback loop to attract seed spreaders, and onions last for ages, so are you sure they actually give off all that gas, when its not even a fruit?

>>17007938
I keep all of my garlic and onions in the fridge next to the capri sun

>>17008339
notice the kroger products. this is a southerner's fridge

>>17007938
you have to go back

>>17008644
>kroger
>southern
dumdum

>>17008653
oh didn't realize they were from ohio. that makes it worse

>>17007938
>starbucks
>yoplait, danimals
>capri sun
>lunchables
>sugary canned drinks
What kind of manchild eats like this? Such an absolutely shit diet.

>>17008030
This is 100% a myth, I've left my american eggs out for a month and they were still good. We probably just refridgerate our eggs because we're a culturally cleaner people than nonwhite liberals that hate america.

>>17008860
probably an actual child, the son or daughter of who ever took the photo

>>17007938
i live with a woman and it's a sisyphusean task to even try

>>17008860
it's all snacks. there's probably a couple kids under 12 in this house. I'd have trouble making a dinner out of the food in there. it's all breakfast food and sandwich ingredients. they must eat out for dinner a lot.

>>17007938
if one bottle got redesigned into a different shape theyd have to reorganise the entire fridge, do they buy the exact same thing each week?

>>17007938
drinks on top shelf.
breakfast and lunch food on middle shelf.
dinner on bottom.
produce in bins under bottom.

condiments, butter, creamer in door.

>>17007938
>fruit, produce, and veggie bins

Since both fruit and veggies are produce, wtf is "produce" referring to?

>>17009137
You have to keep in mind that Am*ricans are mentally stunted.

>>17007938
Jesus christ is this for a family of 8?

>>17008024
I'm English and I'm pretty sure I've always kept eggs in the fridge. I always just assumed you were supposed to do that.

>>17009346
You probably technically should, but it's not that much of an issue if you don't provided they don't experience huge temperature swings while outside.

>>17009137
potatoes

>the tiny draw labelled "kids" while half of the rest of the fridge is also filled with kid's food
heh

>>17009402
>he doesn't keep his kids in the fridge

>>17008024
>fruit in the refrigerator
>eggs in the refrigerator

yes because storing things to keep them longer is a terrible idea and we invented fridges to just only refrigerate meat and literally nothing else

summer in australia if you leave eggs in the cupboard they literally go off within days just sitting there

>>17007938
Why are there onions in the fridge?

Where is the food?

>>17008045
>>17008373
The US has an annual salmonella infection rate of roughly 1.35 million of roughly 0.41%. Here in the UK where factory washing of eggs is neglected in favour of clean husbandry, we have roughly 8,500 cases of salmonella or approxately 0.012%. For foodbourne illness as a whole, only 180 people die in the UK each year. The US number is 16 times higher at approx 3000, while your population is only 5x bigger. That means people in the US are 3 times more likely to die from foodbourne illness and 40 times more likely to contract salmonella.

>>17007938
Do these people even cook their own meals? Ever?

>>17008056
SHUT THE DUXJ UP FAGGOT EURONIGGERAqqa !!!! AMERICA RULE THE FUCJIBG WIRLD!!!! OUR PRESIDENT IS SENILE AND RETARDED AND WILL NUKE YOU IF I TWEET AT HIM ENOUGH YOUR DAYS ARE NUMVERED ABD I DO NOT USE BACKSPACE

QMERICA RULES THIS THREAD AND OWNS ALL EGGS IB THE GALAXY

>>17007938
>90% sugary, processed shit content
That's the most pathetic fridge I've seen.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring
DO THEY REALLY?!

>>17009465
I WILL TELL BIDEN THAT THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR IS STILL ON AND HE WILL BIMB YOUR EGG FACTORIES (WHICH WE OWN AS AMERICA OWNS ALL EGGS IN THE UNEIVERSE AS PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED IN THE LAST EPISODE) YLU DONT JBIE ANYTHING YOUR DAYS SRE BUMBERED UOU FUCKJNG EUROCUNT I DO NOT UDE BQCKSPACE BEXAUSE I DO BOT BSCK DOWN

YOUR TE3TH ARE UGLY AND FROOKED AND BRITS DONT GO TI THE DENTIST EVER

>>17009434
I think it's just an old habit not to put eggs in the fridge because people in the past didn't

>>17007938
the kids bin in my freezer is much much larger

>>17008024
>>17008030
in my country eggs are sold at room temperature, but on the box it says that you're supposed to store them in the fridge after the purchase. this keeps the eggs fresher for longer.

>using a (((refrigerator)))

HAHAHAH

Enjoy your spoiled food when the power goes out. Non-perishable and canned goods master race here.

>>17008860
What else would you expect from le epic heckin Reddit?

LOOK HOW ORGANIZED MY CORN SYRUP IS

>>17007938
the fridge of someone who does not cook and lives entirely off prepackaged plastic pouches of chemicals

>>17009612
No one envies anyone eating out of a can. Enjoy your cold beans, bong

>>17009714
Everything is chemicals, do you even science?

>>17009504
>>17009519
ironic indeed that yours are the only non-autistic replies in this thread
gg, m8

I don’t. Im a male…

>>17010024
*muffled diabetic noises*

>>17009771
I wish you fucking love science losers would go back to rëddit already

>>17010122
based chemical fearing boomer

>>17007938
>keeping your jenkem out in the open for anyone to take advantage of

shaking my damned head

>>17007938
that's a mega manchild's fridge on his way to diabetes 2bh

>>17010122
reddit?

>>17010176
I'll give the benefit of the doubt, and wager they have kids. I don't see a manchild going through the trouble of having fruits and veggies, and also caprisun and lunchables and little veggie snack trays. If you're complaining about the coke and the coffee drinks, most people aren't humongous lardos with no self control like you, and can enjoy a can of coke every now and then as a treat, and the coffee drinks are a quick way to get a caffeine jolt before taking kids to school and going to work.

>>17010229
>I'll give you the benefit of the douby
>fridge full of sugar drinks like 75%+
>an apple and an onion, so it's healthy
kek

>>17010239
>douby

Stopped reading right there. Closed tab. Took a shower. Going for a walk.

>>17010279
> Going for a walk.
at least make it believable you turbo NEET faggot

>>17008383
>This.

>>17007938
>only 1/3rd of the fridge is actual food/ingredients

>the rest is junk/snacks

I'd say yanks must burn but the UK is just as bad

>>17007938
Fucking retard child fridge. Imagine eating that fuckimg bad. Coke, lunchables, starbucks fraps, indiv sugar yogurt, liters of fruit juice...

Top shelf: Cum
Middle shelf: Piss
Chiller drawer: Shit

>>17007938
I threw out all the shelves except the top one so I can bundle everything in a pile. The top shelf is for things that might spill.

>>17007938
This is basically how my fridge is organized. Minus all the produce drawers. I even put lunchables and juice boxes on the bottom slide out tray for my kid so he can reach them

gold platinum scones with the herring bone

>>17008056
i get fresh double yolk eggs from a cooler on the side of the road the has a sign that says "pay if you can"

>>17010299
Why are people so anti-walking, walking is fun dammit

>>17007938
>autistically organised fridge
>filled with shit

I'll take an untidy one with actual food in it instead, thanks.

>>17007938
Where do leftovers go?

I live in a trash house on foodstamps, but that doesn't stop me from organizing my food.

>>17015006
What do you live for?
Asking for a friend

>>17007938
Fresh stuff at the front, old stuff at the back.

>>17015006
>too poor to afford a light for the fridge
Very sad. Many such cases!

>>17015006
>that doesn't stop me from organizing my food
what food?

>>17008382
Do americans really?

>>17015006
>poor
>bottled water
>gatorade
please be more responsible

>>17007938
>tiny plastic bottles of orange juice
>tiny plastic cups of yogurt
>tiny metal cans of soda
>plastic bottles of what is literally oil, vinegar and Presto! Italian Herbs™
>plastic sleeves of red sugar water
>pre-sliced plastic-wrapped sausage
>pre-sliced plastic-wrapped cheese
>plastic wrapped pre-portioned combination of sausage and cheese and crackers
>plastic-wrapped pre-portioned combination of beans and shaved-down carrots (excess presumably turned into feed for subsidized beef)
DESPITE MAKING UP 5% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION AMERICANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 15% OF GLOBAL POLLUTION

>>17007938

>>17015743
Can’t think of why anyone would need Gatorade or cranberry juice but some poor people don’t have access to potable tap water. Look at Flint etc.

>>17016908
I guess if you have to buy your water anyway and you’re poor you might as well get water with calories in it.

>>17015743
id rather be poor than drink tap water

>>17015903
>Just carry the orange juice home in your cupped hands bro, you don't want to contribute to plastic pollution right?

>>17016918
Orange juice comes in a fruit skin and oranges keep a long time so you picked the worse example dude.

>>17016934
i am not juicing 8 oranges at 6am to have with breakfast

>>17009434
No they don't. Butter turns to a puddle so that has to start going in the fridge, but I still keep eggs out for a month at a time.

>>17016947
How much fucking sugar do you need fatass. Drink water and have a single orange.

>>17016957
>Bruh just make your own orange juice
>Bruh dont drink orange juice just drink water
make up your fucking mind

>>17010024
old picture is old, look at those can designs. that blue shit isn't even made anymore

>>17016963
No one is telling you to juice it, retard. This >>17016918 guy was joking with you and telling you that you could just eat an orange, but apparently that's completely beyond you. If you want orange juice, just eat a fucking orange.

>>17007938
if you only have one refrigerator that just means you dont cook or cant cook worth beans

>>17017009
why are you refrigerating beans? they are shelf stable

>>17017017
caught you like a duck in a noose, THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>17007938
>full of sugary drinks and processed foods
Ahhhh to be an adult right Reddit?

>>17010299
NEET here, love walking. Nothing like waking up at 9pm, playing video games all night and going for a walk to 7 eleven or mcdick for something to eat right before sunrise. Wagies will never know this comfy.

>>17016982
holy shit are you thick? read the full thread

>>17007948
Correct

>>17007938
cram everything ham-fisted wherever it will go leaving only an empty slot for my next purchase of a 24-case of beer.

>>17008024
because if i leave things out my cat will fuck with them

>>17010024
based chi-city poster

>>17019665
You don't have to refrigerate that bragg's acv.

>>17010024
Get money get paid? Aightaigjtaigjt

You guys organize your refrigerators?

Idk whats going on in my parents fridge.

>>17016964
It's the pua fridge. You're probably too young to remember.

>>17010024
Hit that little nigga with a freeze pop