/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are those turd-like things?

Bro. I don't know what your dinner is, but I like yellow spanish rice. To me spanish rice is like a treat.
6/10 for now.

>>17002664
buffalo tenders

>>17002657
Does everyone on this board drink steelies and fireball shots or are you just the same guy posting all the time?

do u actually get drunk anymore

>>17002657
You know, you're supposed to show the doctor your poop, not us.

>>17002675
just a nice comfy buzz, its a way to get buzzed not slumped everynight and wake up no hangover

>>17002668
The color is pretty light to be buffalo meat

>>17002685
I got it from a Mexican place if that matters

>>17002657
>more booze than food
I guess, technically, it's on topic.

>>17002657
you and tb anon should compete for who has the worst shits

>>17002657
Looks good. Have a beer and shot for me

>>17002657
2/10
Steel Reserve Malt Liquor is shit.
The rice is in a styrofoam container so it's clearly leftover from a restaurant. Based on the drink choice and lack of pan for the chicken I think we can assume it's not a high end restaurant. The styrofoam isn't melted which means the rice is cold.
Which is another point, the use of a foil pie dish to cook your chicken instead of a pan with a rack on it or maybe a dutch oven.

You have no style. You need to take it up a notch. Watch cooking shows or something, fuck.

>>17002802
I used to watch Emeril

>>17002657
are you that guy who used to do the burgers and taco bell? what happened to you, anon

>>17002657
sleep tight, steeler

>>17002849
No that was a different guy

>>17002849
He's hopefully dead. He's a drunk driver and over 400 lbs.

>>17002657
Do you think you'll ever change up the booze choice?

>>17002900
nah I'm trash through and through why change

>>17002900
probably not although I said the same thing years ago about loko but now it gives me heart burn

>>17002802
All these words from a guy who doesn't know what a takeaway dish looks like

>>17002900
probably not because I know you guys like it as a prop next to my meals

>>17002900
his mom was being weak, had to beg his sister for some steel reserve
watchu know about that

>>17002965
>calling it takeaway
opinion discarded

>>17002989
It's better than calling it a fucking doggy bag you absolute adipose.

>>17002657
I'm the King Cobra poster, and I got to say, looks pretty grim. How did it end up tasting? It might be the lighting and such.

>>17002657
That looks kinda... not good.

>>17003040
bro i didn't even eat or drink anything I'm just here for the attention

>>17003067
I knew it.

>>17003040
Pretty good desu the rice was good af

>>17002657
How was it?

>>17002657
Haha nice. Got a girl coming over, eh? Perfect amount of food for two people and you even got some extra alcohol for tomorrow.

Keep it up bro!

>>17003081
It's just spanish rice. As good as mexican food can be, I don't get the appeal of that in particular. Doesn't taste any different to me.

>>17002689
Why would you get buffalo tenders from a Mexican place? At least it's probably all cooked today
Bad decision/10

>>17003093
i know this is ironic shitposting but bruh..

>>17003097
Where he lives, there are probably only "mexican" places. Think taco bell but not a chain.

>>17002669
NAHAY?

>>17002959
this. it's his trademark.

>>17002849
>>17002878
He posted a Pho thread last night. Definitely still around. Thankfully he keeps this board straight unlike this steelerfag

>>17003081
Then I'm happy for you.

>>17003067
I refuse to believe this. It would shatter my worldview. Someone who enjoys things must be on /ck/ other than me.

>>17003111
Both are fags in their own unique way

cut up the tenders into chunks and mix them into the rice bro

>>17003115
i only enjoy yous, playing hockey and the sixers

>>17003132
If you lived in Philly or the surrounding area, that explains a lot about you. Not all bad, not all good.

I'll raise a drink to you next time I'm visiting my sister in Allentown though.

>>17003139
yeah pretty much live in philly from atlantic city

>>17003120
We all are really

>>17002669
Yeah and everyone here has the same kitchen too moron

>>17003147
Yeah, I grew up a bit north east of there (Massachusetts). NJ and PA aren't as awful as New England, but if you get the chance, try heading west.
Moved to Arizona in my teens, and it was the best thing to happen to me.

Regardless of your life choices, your post inspired me to go get a King Cobra and a Sonoran Hot Dog. I hope you, and /ck/, have a good night.

>>17003139
>>17003147

/ck meetup when

>>17003189
Sonoran dogs are kino. Who makes the best? I'm partial to aqui con El nene

>>17003220
Oh shit, another Tucsoner?

Yeah, they're great. FunLand on Irvington does really good ones too. They have a new location at Grant and Silverbell as well. Mostly a raspados place, but super solid sonoran dogs.

I miss when aqui con el nene had a location near me in that Shell gas station on Grant though.

>>17002959
Get Natty Daddy. Lowest calorie/alcohol ratio of anything besides hard liquor.

>>17003230
I mean Sonoran dogs exist outside of Tucson I guess, but uh they're shit everywhere else.
I miss going to that gas station and then to dragoon brewery. Was always a good time.
I've never been to Funland. I'll have to give it a shot

>>17003246
I've bought Monster, gotten 2 Sonoran dogs, and rented a U-Haul from that gas station 3 times in my life. It was a good store, and questionably managed.

May it R.I.P.

>>17003197
Hopefully never

>>17003197
I don't want to meet any of you freaks. You'll try and rape me.

hi, i made this yesterday and i wanted to feel good about it. it was nice. i just watched a youtube video for it, too.

>>17002657
Looks okay but it also looks like something you can make for a third of the price you paid + add some vegetables. 3/10 maybe.

How do you do buffalo chicken, is it just dredge the chicken in flour, cook until crispy and then pour over a mixture of melted butter & franks red hot?

>>17002985
Probably tons

>>17003704
Are those Clementines? That's my favorite fruit.

>>17003704
id eat it

>>17002976
No we dont. Nobody cares

>>17002657
Your tendes are soggy and look like baked banana slugs. Why buy the little bottles of fireball all the time instead of buying a bigger one? It would be cheaper. Rice is nice. You need more ranch for your soggy tendies.

>>17003764
it's just oranges in a can. the recipe actually called for orange juice but all I had at the time was canned oranges so I used the syrup from that as the juice and didnt add any sugar.

this was surprisingly easy to make, and fun too. only thing im really wondering about is how during the first frying the dough doesnt seem to stick at all and i have to dip the chicken into the dough again for some sort of double coating to get the golden brown finish.
maybe because my chicken is usually still cold, from the fridge.

https://youtu.be/xJQYjO_2dhg

>>17002976
Nobody here likes you period

>>17002689
Jesus christ some shithole actually you that slop? How much do they charge to boil some frozen tendies?

>>17002669
this is what happens when the advanced jannies removed the daily /alc/k thread

>>17003951
I have poor self control, I would drink the whole bottle in one night then try and fight my dad in the garage

>>17005736
desu that's pretty based although i'm a raging alcohol too

how to fix sloppa:
don't add so much liquids

>>17004043
I like him