/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16995190
Fat is mainly water so I don't understand how it dries out inside a pipe

>>16995215
try to think of other things that are mostly water and yet don't dissolve in it

>>16995215
>Fat is mainly water so I don't understand
>I don't understand
indeed

>>16995190
That's not my pipe, still not my problem.

>>16995190
Could I?

Would it be good on toast?

>cross-section of the average ketogenic dieter's artery, age 35 circa 2021 (colourised)

>>16995190
It's the city's problem, not mine

>>16995215
not everything that flushes will dissolve
the building i work in is in the process of upgrading the plumbing for the pediatric practice on the first floor because the parents keep trying to flush fucking diapers
no matter how many signs you put up or how obvious the trash cans are, they will never fucking learn (and you cant just put cameras in the bathroom to find out who's doing it)

>>16995222
Fat isn't mostly water. It's fat, it has no water. I think that poster is just trolling. It's not drying out inside the pipe, just congealing. Like how coconut oil is usually solid at room temp, but it's not "dried out".

>>16995190
Average American artery.

>>16995190
>light it on fire

>>16995281
nope, that's about the scope of chemistry knowledge you could expect from the kind of average mental retard that frequents this board

>>16995215
pour oil on your hands and just rinse them off with water
still got oil on your hands even a little? thats going to grab littel by little and then 20-30 years late bam, op's pic

i wanna fugg it

>>16995281
that's true as well. There are clearly multiple things wrong with the statement. My mind just went to "cucumbers and your mom don't melt" first

>>16995306

>>16995215
>Fat is mainly water
lmao

>>16995190
>1/16th past my property line
Not my problem

>>16995190
I had almost a gallon of used various oils that smelled very bad. I filled an empty Gatoraide bottle every day for almost two weeks. I secreted a bottle in my lunch bag that I take to the office every day and poured them down a toilet after taking a shit. Fuck this place and everyone who works here. I got the idea from anon on here awhile ago. Thanks anon, I got rid of the smelly grease/oil and ruined something I hope.

>>16995190
where can i find one of these in my house?

>>16995190
adam said it was okay?

I want to put my cock in it

>>16995215
The, no doubt ample, fat deposits in your body do indeed contain water, but actual pure fat, such as rendered lard or cooking oils, does not.

>>16995298
I have seen arteries like that in autopsies. You can squeeze the fat out of them like toothpaste from a tube.
No, I have not tried cooking with it.

d-do you think it tastes good?

>>16995821
keep doing the good work anon

>>16995821
Holy based, fuck the boss man, fuck corporations and fuck this clown world "economy"

>>16995190
god i want to crawl inside and sleep

>>16995215

>>16995215
saturated fats, my nibba, are solid at room temp. Back when they made pipes from copper and other metals you could pour de-greaser down the sink as a maintenance protocol every 6 months or so and would never have this problem. In the last 30-40 years though all the homes are made with cheap plastic pvc pipes and now pouring degreaser down the sink will just damage your pipes and cause more problems. In other words; don't be a dummy, grease belongs in your tummy.

>>16995190
I would.

>>16995240
Proof?

>>16995273
You'd think there's be some kind of big catch mechanism in the basement for business that just can't fuck with that kind of thing.

When I rented I poured so much shit down the sink anything from cooking oil, bacon grease, sand/dust from my dustpan, any chemicals even engine oil. I didn’t give a fuck and would just run some hot water down the drain to reduce the chances of an immediate clog.

The drain only clogged once and the landlord had to pay to get it fixed. The plumber told me it was full of a “grease matrix” or something and that I had to stop putting oil and other stuff down the drain. He was clearly an alcoholic so I gave him some old shitty Michelob Light beer that was left in my house after a party (that I wouldn’t touch because I have tastebuds) and told him it’d be best to not tell the landlord that kek

Now that I own my house I wouldn’t dare do any of this although I have poured shit down the storm drain in front of my neighbour’s house at night. And it goes directly to fish habitat according to the signs. Fuck fish.

>>16997566
You sound like a piece of shit

>>16995215
Fat/oil is hydrophobic, the molecules want to get away from water. They achieve this by clumping together and moving out of the way. Some surface molecules remain exposed to water, but most of them are safe, so the whole mass is in a stable state.

>>16997582
Last month I bought an SKS packed in cosmoline. Had fun cleaning it up but ended up with a whole bunch of dirty mineral spirits. Did I filter it for reuse, take it to a hazardous waste disposal place or store it in another appropriate manner? None of the above. You guessed it: down the storm drain in front of the neighbour’s house it went! If I was renting I would have dumped it down the sink.

And when I change my oil on my car, I just park it on a street in another neighbourhood near a storm sewer and let it drain. Bonus is, it saves on disposal fees.

I’m in this for myself and my family. Fuck everyone else and fuck all my old landlords. I paid their mortgages and I made them pay dearly kek

>>16997566
People like you go straight to Hell

>>16997604
Your kids will have to live in the world you've helped trash. This is our only habitable planet.

>>16997584
>Oil is hydrophobic and the molecules want to get away from water
Imagine thinking like this. What repulsive force do you propose exists in this situation? The real reason that oil and water separate is that water molecules are much more attracted to each other than they are to oil, so they will naturally associate with themselves and oil will separate out as the water becomes more associated with itself. It is less dense so it naturally rises to the top as this happens.

>>16995306
can you explain why, if you heat cooking oil, no water comes out? why if you leave lard in a dehydrater it doesn't change composition at all?
how come butter is differentiated from ghee by water content and whey content. why is it that the butter is compositionally defined as containing water and fat, while ghee is considered pure fat, why are the contents differentiated if they're the same? why is it people say that "fat is hydrophobic, you need an emulsion to mix them" if fat is mostly water?
get out of my board retard
get out of my board retard
get out of my board retard

>>16997635
you just said the same thing with different words you pseud faggot

>>16997635
>What repulsive force do you propose exists in this situation?
none, it's not needed
>The real reason that oil and water separate is that water molecules are much more attracted to each other than they are to oil,
you mean they are bonded together more than they bond to oil?
>they will naturally associate with themselves and oil will separate out as the water becomes more associated with itself. It is less dense so it naturally rises to the top as this happens.
according to this logic, vertical plumbing can never become clogged since all the fats will just rise to the top as water runs through.

>>16997665
>They are bonded together more than they bond to oil
Nope
>Inb4 "hydrogen bonding"
Not real bonding

>According to this logic...
Not if the fats are already separated from the water, which they are. The water will never pull the fats into it in any appreciable amount, so the fats will stay stuck to the walls. If fat is on the top of water while it climbs vertically, the fat has perfect exposure to non-wetted pipes before the water hits it.

>>16996360
Chemist here, PVC is incredibly resistant to alkali and organic solvents, hell you can Google this shit easily. More often than not, PVC pipes are not a homopolymer but a copolymer that renders them even more robust.

Copper, lead and steel will corrode over time in the presence of alkali.

>>16997604
God willing, your miserable life will be plagued by health conditions until eventually you will rot away, stashed in an elder home by your unappreciative, degenerate children, as Guatemalan night nurses put out their cigarettes on the flat surfaces of your arms and face.

>>16997819
We all die one day, I'm not too worried. It's how you live that really counts and I'm living life quite well.

>>16997714
>homopolymer
Kek

not my problem

>>16997604
>And when I change my oil on my car, I just park it on a street in another neighbourhood near a storm sewer and let it drain. Bonus is, it saves on disposal fees.

>>16995235
i gagged

>>16995190
reminder that municipal authorities had to remove a fatberg the size of a city bus from the london sewers that was composed mostly of cooking oil and wipes

Which one do you think YOU are?

>>16997714
Shut up nerd

saturated fats are solid at room temp. how bout you amerimutts start cooking with something other than lard or butter?

>>16995190

>>16997566
>>16997604
These young faggots don't even know...
Delicious!! Truth is, most of the Eco-garbage they've been sold at "School" is just a setup for skinning them further when they are completely demoralised through tax initiatives and carbon credits that those in power will just ignore because it either won't ever effect them directly, or it was never as bad as they claimed in the first place.
>pic related is totally real

>>16997625
Well regurgitated, Drone #287414643-bs2
That's the spirit!!
It's not like that whole thing is pasta or something...
Gonna buy an electric car someday too, aren't ya! Good boy.. Those are COMPLETELY SAFE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!!
Those single serving packages you use...Bah!!
Why, I'll bet you even SAVE WATER!!
AHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!
*WHEW!! They really did fuck these poor humans up here didn't they...save water...that's RICH!! wHEW...i CAN'T BREATHE, i'M LAUGHING SO HARD!! fUCK! whooooo....

>>16995190
I poured 60 litres of fish poison into the great barrier reef while listening to the David Duke radio show. So far ahead of you posers it's not even funny.

>>16998955
Didn't read plus I don't care.
Go offline, Chud

>>16995821
TOPKEK

>>16997714
>homopolymer
>copolymer

this cant be real

>>16999009
>Didn't read plus I don't care.
Au contraire, young idealistic fool...
I think BOTH apply.
Why would you lie? Nothing wrong with caring about your fellow man, as long as it's based in truth, right?
I've been here longer than you. I'm not about to listen to some ignorant, yet still over-puffed Greta wannabe.
Think of that previous pic and all the boomer DIYers that did exactly that. They too get righteously indignant about the environment.
You wanna be on par with a self-centered BOOMER Anon?
>Go offline, Chud
No, I don't think I will. I think maybe I'll just follow you around for a bit. Do you like pizza? anon.

>>16999141

>>16999123
>this cant be real
homo means One kind, anon, a monomer
Co-polymer means more than one momomer.
>>16999150
I kek'd
>pic rel

>>16997635
lmao I love this board

>>16995821
This is unfathomably based. I hope one day this becomes a movement.

>>16995821
I’m going to start saving oil to do this. My work recently made me go back to the office instead of working from home and I am livid and will make them pay. I will softly yet strongly sing the Klingon victory song as I pour oil and fat down the work toilets:

madaq, 'o Du'
jIDaq, maDu'
pa'Daq, cha' ba'
pu'Daq chu'qo'

>>16998429

>>16995231
Kek

>>16997566
not my problem

>>16997604
not my problem

>>16995821
>Fuck this place and everyone who works here.
But you work there.

>>17001189
Yeah, that's the point.

>>16995190
>i'm ready to settle down

>>16998992
Take the meds then slit the wrists

>>16995215
>Fat is mainly water
retard

>>16999418
Based Klingon ticking time bomb Dilbert bro

>>16999123
Are you for real? Do you even know what "homo-" stands for?

>>17001577
It stands for you.

>>16995821
Thanks for the business goy

>>16997635
I wish white people did that too

>>16998182
>We all die one day, I'm not too worried.
People say this all the time until they're faced in a near death experience

>>16996052
how does one reverse arteries that end up like that?

>>17001689
There is a big difference between living your life in fear and anticipation of death and living your life to its fullest and dealing with death as it comes.

>>16995235
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>16997566
>>16997604
dangerously based

>>16995190
Sell it to the chinese.

>>16995215
duh that's all the stuff that isn't water you stupid all the liquid part of the fat got washed away

>>16998756
I mean some of them don't look clogged at all.

>>16995235
>>17002345
kekd

>>16998955
pic related is real, yes, and it is illegal now because it poisons the water table.

>>17001704
better luck next life

>>17002456
not my problem

>>16998756
This is fucking terrifying.
I will probably be afraid of eating fat from now on.

I just dump oil in the bin.

if nature couldn't handle a bit of fat here and there, every seabed full of rotting matter would have precipitated an ecological catastrophe instead of just turning in to crude oil over gorillions of years
Plants breathe CO2 and higher levels of it will just make them grow better - boosting CO2 in the grow tent definitely helps my weed plants. Intrinsically makes them more tolerant of higher temperatures and harsher sunlight, too. Higher temperatures will also generate more precipitation and make land wetter in general and contribute even more to plant life thriving, just like the many, many other periods in Earth's history where the temperature and CO2 levels rose and the world did not in fact end, rather jungles and forests started thriving, and deserts and tundra disappeared.
But you go ahead and eat those bugs, you've earned them, brainlet.

>17002529
didn't read lmao

>>17002467
Poisoning your local aquafer is your problem, actually.

>>17001577
>>17001603
oh he's done you.

>>16998756
This seems like a blatant evolutionary flaw.

>>17002911
Not my neighborhood, not my problem.

>>16995190
That's one haggard fleshlight.

>>16997566
Based copypasta

>>16998756
What kind of pasta noodle is that?

>>16998823
americans cook with 'vegetable' oil, rarely butter, not lard
vegetable being corn/soy/palm or less often rapeseed, depending on which is cheapest

>>17003735
by cheapest i meant cheapest to the food conglomerate, the bottle will just say 'vegetable oil' and you'll have to check the ingredients to find out what it actually is

Chinks would have a field day

i pronounce it like gross but with vowel y not yee not j just y

>>16998859

>>17001704
Supposedly you can't but that doesn't make sense to me.

>>17003225
Why? The problem rarely comes up until after you’ve procreated and raised your kids. There isn’t much of a selection pressure to have people live with clean arteries indefinitely.

>>17003969
That's also the reason so many people get cancer. Once yout "job" is done Evolution doesn't give a fuck, you don't even have to be horny all the time.

>>16995190
Yummy yummy

>>17003707
arteronni

>>17003962
There's got to be something.

>>16996021
>a dark spirit has-

>>17004143
Right? I don't understand how it can accumulate but can't be cleaned out naturally.

>>16995190
guess it’s your problem after all bitch kek

>>17004166
>Blood passes through
>Breaks off a little chunk
>Fat accumulates further down instead

Just spread out the damage, ezpz

>>16998756
I love olives so much bros

>>16998859

>>17004207
But the body doesn't naturally filter any fat out?

>>17004226
Keep telling yourself that lardass

>>16998955
My grandpa had a chest freezer door he drilled holes in one side of. He rigged it to the back of his cadillac, filled it with gallons of used oil, and went up and down the road. He'd do it during summer because the county never sprayed our dirt road for dust. Apparently it worked.

>>17004323
I was asking a question, Mr Reading Comprehension.

>>17004349
Imagine the smelle

>>16995190
nice photo manipulation bro, its clearly a small pipe but the picture is taken in such a way it looks fucking massive, unironically kinda impressive

>>17002489
Sugar causes this, not fat.

>>16998756
>middle right

>>17004528
explain

>>17004226
have you ever seen fat in your shit or piss ?

>>17004754
You can have oily shits.

>>17004766
not actual oil

>>16995190
Uhh...how big/thick is this pipe, exactly?

Asking for a friend

>>16995190
Just get the Chinese involved. They'll turn this into cooking oil in no time.

>>16997566
>When I rented I poured so much shit down the sink anything from cooking oil, bacon grease, sand/dust from my dustpan, any chemicals even engine oil.
Stopped reading right there and started over at the beginning with a new found respect for the author of what I was reading.

Thank you for your service.

>>17004767
Really?

>>17004554
cheesy

>>16995215
American education everyone

>>16995821
Food oils or industrial oil?

>>16997566
Dangerously based

>>16997566
You're an ungrateful rat.

>>17001704
Roto-rooter.

>>17001704
>how does one reverse arteries that end up like that?
You can't.

Atheroma cannot be treated, as the calcification of arteries is permanent. All you can do is change your lifestyle and help it not getting worse.

>>17004923
Food oils. Grease from hamburger, sausage and used up frying oil (lard, olive, grapeseed, duck fat). The only oils I save are bacon fat from frying bacon and good olive oil from cans of quality deenz. Both have additional uses.

>>16995190
I bet you could stick your dick in that and it would feel incredible

>>17002911
I use rainwater

>>16995190
Well I just created a new job.

>>16995190
Just let hot water down the drain for 10 minutes

What would it feel like to stick my dick in there?

>>17001704
there is a minimally-invasive procedure where you get a thing inserted into your arteries that can be moved around to clear big cloggings. it's called "stenting". impressive stuff, honestly.

>>17004674
No.

>>17004797
>Stopped reading right there and started over at the beginning with a new found respect for the author of what I was reading.
kek

>>17006089
aww, pls

>>17001704
As >>16997714 said, as long as you're not a homo you can inject some degreaser and you'll be fine

>>16997566
>grease matrix
You know, I know this grease doesn't exist. I know that when I pour it down my drain, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is clogged. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

>>17004211
I do too. Almost as much as deenz. Make a great dinner or snack together.

>>17006311
Not him, but I will explain as best I can. The human body is actually pretty shit at digesting fat. It mostly goes through you. Sugar, on the other hand, is very readily digested by the human body, and it's extremely easy to intake more sugar than your body can use.

And what happens when your body intakes more sugar than it can use? Why it sequesters it away as fat deposits of course. And when you really overdo it? Well the fat just piles up, everywhere, even the arteries.

So yes, every single one of those greasy, fat-filled tubes was clogged up by fat from it's own body, because it's running on hardware from the neolithic era, where ready access to nutrients was unimaginable.

>>17006960
>pretty shit at digesting fat. It mostly goes through you
isnt fat like the densest food in calories or something, explain yourself

>>16995190
So why dont we simply harvest pipes for food?

>>16995215
bleach is mostly water, and cheaper than milk

>>17007229
china is way ahead of you there

>>16999418
K'pekt! You are a coward, and no Klingon.

>>16998182
Only the most physically and mentally repugnant Jews on Earth would agree with your definition of a life well-lived.

>>17007229
>illegally scooped gutter oil fried meat