/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16980494

>>16980536
they have those in japan still, just different shapes

Does anyone else remember those Dolly Madison stores? They sold premade stuff like turtle pies, but they also had a small bakery. Used to have one locally but it just kind of vanished.

>>16980494

canadians will understand. last bag i ate was in 2011

>>16980881
Another old memory, back from the depths of abyss

>>16980881
I still don't understand what separates fruit snacks from being legally "candy", ok they're made with real fruit juice, but so are many candies

>>16980494
man those things were disgusting. The commercial made them look so good. Then when I finally got one after going with my father to hunt on down, it was like a vomit turnover.

>>16980916
RIP The Munchies, kings of canadian chips, heralds of Canadian flavour.

Asking Americans & Canadians who grew up in the 80s.

Apparently there was a thing called "Ninja Turtle Pizza" back then. It was a pizza with four toppings. I can only remember three of them: red onions, shrimp, and tangerine wedges. I cannot remember what the fourth topping is. I also cannot remember what the exact source is. It could've been a major pizza chain doing a TMNT-based promo, it could've been a small shop somewhere in North America that made it up, or maybe it appeared in the TMNT canon (like in an episode or a comic book).
Does anyone remember?

>>16980987
do you remember these garfield chips? somehow these were imprinted in 3 year old me’s brain, they were like tostitos but not full of msg salt

Aww, hell yeah.

>>16980881
whoa this one was deep in my brain

>>16980881
I like how they separated the Whites from the coloreds

>>16980916
Holy fuck i loved these

>>16980494
these get mentioned every thread but fuck man

>>16980556
lotte is korean faggot
apologize for war crimes

i miss it so much bros

>>16980536
These are still sold in germany too

>>16981261
seems gross

>>16980916

Hostess fries and gravy.

>>16980916
Used to have little stuffed toys of those mascot things

Any canadians have any images/remember dino sour frozen drink? It was green and came in a cardboard can like normal concentrate. I think it may have been noname but it's possibly President's Choice or even name brand. I definitely remember buying it at Loblaws stores in the late 90s-early 2000s

>>16981233
Have you ever considered putting cream cheese on a donut and playing make believe?

>>16980536
>>16981460
>>16981462
>>16981498
you can still get these

>>16981038
>El Garfieldo

>>16980494

>>16981047
I remember trying these once as a kid and being so excited. One gulp later and I didn't want to even look at it. It wasn't the kind of revulsion that makes you want to spit out whatever you've just put into your mouth, but I didn't even want to try a second sip.

Wonder how I'd feel about them now

I miss it bros

>>16981509
no shit this is just a nostalgia thread

>>16981038
yeah I thought they were more yellow colored like an arena nacho or a taco shell but apparently that was a false memory

>>16981145
based

>>16980991
Just replying to turn your thread watcher red and give you a brief little bit of hope

>>16981723
What a naughty boy!

>>16981690
How??

>>16981531
>cold unmelted cheese
always was the worst part

>>16983102
It's gross when it's american imitation cheese but try it with a nice cheddar sometime.

I didn't even know that it came back, and now it's gone.

>>16980943
>I still don't understand what separates fruit snacks from being legally "candy"
Nothing, it's a marketing ploy to get parents to buy kids candy for their lunch. In a lot of cases, a fruit snack is worse than an actual fruit gummy candy

>The main differences between gummy candies and fruit snacks are the marketing and advertising approaches, and the use of refined sugar extracted from tapioca or fruit juice in addition to, or sometimes instead of, refined sugar extracted from sugar beets, corn, or sugarcane.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_snack

>>16982949
Food coloring? Has your head been hit THAT hard?

>>16981690
I used to pretend that the plastic part you pull off was a sweet spaceship

>>16981690
>is just a bottle of juice
>is inexplicably the tastiest thing on earth when you're 10 years old

How does one legally recapture this magic?

>>16983327
lol are you me?

>>16980494

>>16983369
Get some cans of juice and drink them at room temperature .

>>16981497
2spooky4me

>>16983327
>I used to pretend that the plastic part you pull off was a sweet spaceship
>>16983397
>lol are you me?
Make it We as in the power of 3 my brothers.

>>16981531
The McDLT was such shit. For one, the cheese was on the cold side, meaning you never got a proper melt going. But worse than that, the whole thing was a useless gimmick. A lot of the time, if you order McDonalds, you're going to eat it straight away, either in your car or in the restaurant or after a brief drive home or something. Makes the whole thing pointless. But even if you were going to eat it 20 minutes later, you'd be eating a soggy container. Why? The steam coming off the burger causes condensation to form in the styrofoam container and drip all over the fucking burger. Oh, and the containers were awkwardly long, so they'd go into a regular Mcdonalds bag sideway, causing one side to slide into the other. Just an absolute disaster.

>>16983327
>>16983595
>>16983397

i used to hold 3 or 4 in my hands and make them fly in formation

>>16983595
>“For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.”

>>16980916
That artstyle looks really familiar

>>16981531
Costanza was in the ad for that.

>>16983172

>>16980991
I’m positive that would be from the cartoon or comic for the simple fact there is no chance an actual restaurant (unless perhaps a single restaurant, not a chain, and owned by an insane person) would combine shrimp and tangerine slices on a pizza, especially not back in the 80s.

School lunch Mexican pizza

>>16980881
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THESE OH MY GOD
DO THEY STILL MAKE THEM?????

>>16983327
did yours have the guns in the front or was it built for speed?

>>16984285
this folks...this right here is what pure, unadulterated autism looks like if allowed to be exercised in the public eye

>>16984600

>>16984600
Never occured to me I might miss it one day..

>>16984600
I remember the one to the right in image.

does dr dreadful and his anus shaped mouth count?

>>16984936
i don't remember my tacos looking so morbid, hope they werent

>>16984992
you reminded me of just how badly I wanted this, what a pain I did not need to be reminded of.

Loved these things as a kid.

>>16981648
One of my holiday favorites. Cream cheese ball is GOAT, don't @ me

>>16985117
based dnLposter

>>16985177
>tfw allergic to walnuts and pecans
>every christmas polish family makes cheese ball covered in crushed walnuts and pecans
>"anon why don't you like cheese ball?"
>explain allergy
>"are you really allergic though?"
>never get to eat cheese ball, family refuses to like... put aside some before it gets covered in walnuts and shit despite me asking
christmas sucks

>>16980536
i bought a pack of these last night at woodmans you fuck

>>16981145
it's because the whites were superior as always

>>16985087
>i don't remember my tacos looking so morbid
It tasted better than it looked, and the sauce us what really brought it together.
Iirc the best looking meal we got was called a taco salad, and it looked like it could have been real food.

>>16984884
My hurt is hurt for two entirely different reasons looking at that picture.

This as well as the popping candy filling version.

>>16985225
taco salad sounds right, it looked very similar to that. you were right about it tasting better than it looked.

most of my schools lunches came in oven-safe packaging with a clear film on top of them. The taco salad, mac and cheese, pizza, and mashed potatoes are all the things I can remember being highlights. the cheeseburger was fast-food tier yet the nuggies always soggy. the corn was dreadfully plain and not even sweetcorn.

>>16981553
favorite gum right next to Fruit Stripe

>>16985200
>"are you really allergic though?"
Jesus fucking Christ, what kind of stupid question is that? "Are you sure you actually have a diagnosed medical condition that could potentially kill you?" Why the fuck would anyone be uncertain about this?

>>16985255
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

>>16985418
they will never believe you until they see you gasping and clinging to the last moments of life. you know what you need to do, anon.

>>16984884
"Take a fruit, hon"

>>16980494
is there anything like this today?

>>16986528
>Wrong, brontosaurus breath!
I love how the 80s and 90s would just make up their own insults.

>>16985255
Loved these

>>16986547
Damn I forget about Sobe. It came in a glass bottle and looked like something alcoholic so all the cool kids drank it. I guess Monster/Rockstar etc killed it and took their place? Sad.

>>16983327
Me too, everything was awesome when kid

>>16981498
>>16981509
Dots are fucking terrible because they melt instantly and you can be guaranteed that at some point they thawed a little and froze back together during transport, stocking, etc at the store. They were only great when they first came out and were sold at carnivals and such and all the BBs were separate.

>>16985146
little hint, hot dogs are back on the shelves

>>16986547
For me, it was Black and Blue Berry Brew.

>>16986679
Sobe is still around but with way fewer flavors and in plastic

>>16980494
So you bit into a green chode and got a mouthful of white custard?

>>16987038

I miss them

>>16987232
These were around when I was a kid, and it made food more repulsive than appealing. I knew well enough that it tasted exactly like ketchup, but the unnatural color made me reluctant to eat it.

I wonder I'd still enjoy it these days

>>16980881
Forgot all about these, pretty sure they were my kid brother's favorite, need to ask him

>>16983537
ahahahahaha top fuckin kek

I miss it so much anons. apparently it got rereleased a few years back, but I never once saw it.

>>16987726
>Black Grape
They knew what they were doing.

>>16987726
does anybody know if the mtn dew energy grape tastes anything like this?

>>16987208
Those were fucking awful and deserved to die

Green apple though plus jolt soda

>>16980536
Over here we call them Koala's March.

>>16987726
the re released it for some type of voting between it and bajablast and apparently it won but they made it super regional and then canceled it after it had low sales.Tho you can get the fountain ver of it at a speedway gas station

>>16980494
What the fuck? I was a 90's kid so obsessed with Ninja Turtles, I got a false diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome.and even I have never seen this.

>>16984467
Have you ever watched Just For Laughs? The little green goblin mascot they use looks very similar.

>>16987185
Man, those were so popular in my country until some guy successfully sued for false advertising.

>>16988050
Also somewhat closely related, another early 00s tube food. Me and a friend used to sell these to other little kids for a buck each in our neighborhood. I think they were like $5 for two dozen of them at the CVS, we just had to walk over there and buy them, freeze them for a couple of hours and walk around the neighborhood with these in a towel lined bag.
First taste of entrepreneurship at an age of 10.

>>16980494

>>16981132
Fuck yeah

Anybody ever have frozen burritos that were some little Juan brand or something? Had a logo that looked like the Maruchuan ramen kid but in a sombrero. Would have been late 80s/early to mid 90s. I cant find even a trace they actually existed online. I remember them being super good, especially the chicken chimichanga.

>>16986551
>after all this time?
>always

>>16985418
Two reasons
1) people lie about having allergies to avoid obligation to eat things they aren't fond of
2) allergies sound ridiculous and fake to people who don't have them

>>16987726
i miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>16987232
Around when green and purple heinz was a thing they also started making their tabasco ketchup and that was amazing.

>>16988311
>>16987726
>2004
>friday night
>halloween is next week
>sippin' pitch black nonstop
>playing kingdom hearts on ps2
>watching your adult swim vhs tapes you recorded through the week
>your friend is coming over later to spend the night
>they're bringing their xbox and you're going to hook it up in the basement to play halo 2 for hours
>mom is going to order pizza and you got to rent a movie from the video store on your way home from school
>you don't realize life is never going to be as good as this again

I was so excited to try this I nearly inhaled it when we got home from the store then I ended up throwing up all over the stairs

>>16988646
I had a similar situation happen with pic related. I wanted to try it so bad because I'd seen the commercials and I finally got it and I drank probably half the pitcher over the course of maybe an hour and it made me sick and it was the first time I'd experienced throwing up mass amounts of liquid. I still remember it tasted exactly the same coming up as it did going down. I'd probably drink it today if they still sold it, I did enjoy the flavor.

>>16986616
OK TERF

>>16986528
>>16986616
>brontosaurus breath!
It's funnier, because calling people
>dick breath
was en vogue during the time.

>>16981497
>footfags will buy it because it says "foot" on it

>>16986528
>they don't taste like rocks....
CWC tier writing

>>16981460

>>16988797
>it's a dinosour
>WRONG! I'M A DINOSOUR
Was he just being a dick, and looking for a fight?

>>16987807
>jolt soda
and a frosted malt

>>16987977
In which country was Mt. Olive selling their own pickles labelled TURTLE DICKS?

>>16988493
>2004
>friday night
>I'm already an adult and an alcoholic
>no friends coming by
>mom hates me
>2021
>mom doesn't hate me anymore
>nothing else has changed

>>16988493
same except i didn't want friends
too much drama
t. extreme introvert

>>16987232
>>16987265
I remember begging my mom to buy the purple ketchup and then getting grossed out when I put it on my food. If my mom would have beat me I would have deserved it.

>>16983369
Run full speed around an indoor playground for an hour then stumble to your senpaitachi table and ask for something to drink.

>>16988927
No.... you wanted to try it out. You dont deserve a beating for asking your mum for food gimmicks

>>16988493
>We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun!

>>16980881
I stopped eating these because they removed the opaque ones because they contained artificial coloring and the company said they didn't want to use "fake coloring" anymore. Pricks.

>>16989527
No he deserves a beating. If it tasted awful that'd be different.

>>16985242
Why?

>>16981462
I remember niggas snorting this shit like pixie sticks. They all either sobered up after 22 and work in the trades or are either in jail or dead

>>16981531
Call me a faggot but damn we did use a lot of Styrofoam for this. My goodness

>>16983369
Drugs

>>16988050
I was a kid when Revenge of the Sith came out in like 2003? In the playground one day all the boys pretended these were lightsabers and beat the shit out eachother with them. Parents were furious, 10/10.

>>16985087
Eat fries get frosted tips. Nice advice

>>16985418
They're polish what do you expect

>>16986551
Those have to be a bitch to produce, but damn do I want to eat those again.

>>16988874
>mom doesn't hate me anymore
Baby steps

>>16989655
2003 was attack of the clones, and there was an advertisement where kids would re-enact one of the scenes using gogurt.

I only remember this because we did the exact same thing as kids

>>16986551
god tier

>>16988903
Vault was rebranded Surge

>>16983369
As the liberal Hollywood and East Coast elites have discovered the only way to recapture the magic of childhood is thru the ritualistic rape of children

>>16987807

They sell Clearly Canadian again. At least I can find it at Meijer's

>>16988062
>First taste of capitalist brainwashing at an age of 10.
FTFY

>>16988874
What? Did she die or something?

>>16989674
Yeah, once I told family what was wrong they just did the "oooohh yeah, that makes sense." Relationships healed quickly after that. Becoming a functioning alcoholic helped too, rather than being laid up for months at a time without a job or a place to live.

>>16990106
Funny you should ask, I just came back to this thread. see >>16990108

>>16987807
I have some of these in my fridge right now. I'm in NJ.

>>16980494

>>16985418
Not saying the guy is faking it, but in an age where everyone is self diagnosing themselves it's not uncommon to be suspicious.
But if someone says they're allergic, you shouldn't press the issue and let it be.

>>16985087
Healthy choices looks like a little faggot.

>>16990232
Now I don't want to eat anything.
You either end up looking like a fruit or a greaseball.

>>16989892
No. They tasted different.

any uk fags remember these

>>16980494
For me it was Bibo.

>>16981497
A local pizza place makes bigfoot pizzas, but it is in the shape of a foot.

I am still pissed off that these delicious little motherfuckes got replaced.

>>16988133
I really miss these slime things. I never really knew whether they were candy or toys. Usually I'd play with them first and then eat them anyway

>>16987726
Very angry I can no longer drink it. The only type of pop I actually liked.

>>16990100

>>16988903
>>16989892
both are still around and they’re not the same as far as i know

>>16984839
If you think that's bad, imagine what a McD's research & development team meeting is like.

>>16980556
No wonder they’re so short over there. Just eating processed, chemical cocktails

>>16985087

Virgin healthy choices vs the Chad unhealthy choices.

>>16987832
You can still order twelve packs of cans from Canada.

>>16983122
How hard would it have been to melt the cheese on top of the patty though? Seems like a now brainer to me.
Was it some sort of food contamination thing with the griddle or something?

I wish my country still had this. I haven't tasted one in years.

>>16983369
unironically meth, increasing amount of meth :/

>>16984884
Fuck I miss that kind of school pizza. Way back in the early eighties, my grade school used to serve these delicious little individual pizza pies. I remember kids not liking them, so this fat black girl named Nina took all the other kids pizza pies, and then I remember her licking each individual one so they would not take them back. That big fat pink tongue coming out of her fat 4 eyed glasses wearing face licking each pizza is a fucking core memory because it grossed me out so much. It will probably be the last thing I think of before I die.

>>16984329
Unfathomably based

>>16990831
If a fast food restaurant has one of those touch screen soda fountains, you can still get it.

>>16990873
Nina is based.

>>16980881
Hadn’t thought of these in at least a decade, but now I can remember the texture exactly.

Imagine selling a prepackaged lunch with a soda to kids today

>>16983172
Never went away until they axed it last year, and it was always just a more metallic-tasting Diet Coke

>>16986528
I can HEAR the “totally radical dude” accent

>>16981648
ah yes, the "stallone cut"

>>16989914
This is some eastern european shit

>>16990100
Seethe and cope, communigger

>>16991232
in elementary school I went on a field trip to one of those colonial/american history village places, where they have some like shitty 'trading post' and they show you some bitch churning butter or whatever, I don't really remember it. but what I do remember was that my mom got me this lunchable to take with me for lunch, not knowing lunch was provided. but the lunch they provided was some shitty brown bag lunch with an uncrustable, apple, and milk, and every motherfucker there was so jealous of me sitting there eating my lunchable, sipping my shitty cola. shit was so cash.

>>16980536

>>16988215
Gay

>>16989892
No it was not.
>>16990486
Hasn't been a thing in the US at least for 10 years now.

>>16984467
Are you thinking of zapps

>>16991232
I only ever had the pizza lunchables or the ones with ham, cheese, and crackers. How were those?

I never drank soda as a child but I remember those vividly, always sitting in a huge bin at my local supermarket and selling for 50 cents a pop

>>16991889
Forgive my retardation

>>16991899
these tasted like straight up syrup, I remember exactly how it tastes.

It's the fruit snack with a twist!

>>16991899
man these things were like crack as a kid. It's a wonder how shit like this gets approved when obesity is such an epidemic in North America.

>>16988874
>>mom doesn't hate me anymore
She died, didn't she

Are kids lunches still as fun as they were unhealthy these days?

>>16980494

>>16991232
>>16991844
Worse than fucking prison food. That is stale, frigerated buns, cold overcooked ground "meat", plastic cheese, and generic cola. The cola is the only edible part. You're probably better off with German hiking rations.

>200+ replies
>no mention of altoid sours
faggot zoomers, the lot of you

>>16992565
I never really liked hard candy and mints.

>>16987972
Yes it reminded me of that.
The local news channel of my hometown used to air that show around 1am 5 years ago

>>16980989
Wow, I haven't thought of these in like 25 years, hot damn.

>>16988201
Yeah my mom used to get those all the time when I was a kid. They were good as fuck. Not sure what they were called though, this would have been like 30 something years ago

>>16983369
Heroin. If you're that worried about going to jail get a prescription for Oxycontin.

>>16992074
I did a followup post. Do pay attention, please.

>>16992565
speaking of amazing things that came in tins and were gotten rid of around the same time

>>16987208
>No halloween night can wesist these owwange and black flavowed 'loose tooth wemoval' candies!

>>16992565
they were okay, what I miss most were the cans
just as handy as traditional altoids cans but even better

>>16984513
Woah, now I have Homestuck nostalgia.

>>16986547
People called it a rip-off of Dr. Pepper, but they were absolute plebs. It was amazing, and I miss it to this day.

>>16993124
why did you have to do this to me anon? the twista limes were my favorite cigarette of all time. the dark mint and winter mochamint were also very good, as well as twist. I don't think I tried any others. I was devastated when they banned flavored ciggies. I really want to try some of the flavored cigarettes they have in japan, but I don't think I can ship them into the US.

>>16993288
If I have to suffer with the memory I'm not going to do it alone. I would do some disgusting things to get la crema and izmir stinger back on the shelves

they're fucking gone
what happened

>>16990597
Honestly, I don't know why we still have it. It pissed me off to no end when McDonalds up here replaced their old orange drink with orange Fruitopia.

>>16984884
Can you ask for a slice that hasn’t been touched by blacks?

>slight twist
Not really kid nostalgia, but this flavor was so good and they only made it for a couple years.

Can someone in this thread help me find information on a product? They were mini-hotdogs that were either Fantastic Four branded, or for at least some period of time had the team on their packaging. This was the earlyish 90s in the US.

>>16984600
for me it was the calzones

>>16990100
I'm sorry you've never tasted the sweet taste of success. It's pretty good, but does come at some pretty bitter, albeit temporary lows.

>>16993419
>>16984884
This guy says he found the recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGg2vA4wYDc

>>16980494

>>16985200
At that point I would just make sure I have my epipen out, eat some of the nutty cheese, and then just let myself react to their shock before jabbing myself.

>>16991288
So I guess that's what happens when you cross the quack pack with the Rice Krispy elves

>>16993621
just order the shit from sysco. you're bound to know someone with an account, pretty much every restaurant buys from them. just ask your cook friends to order a box

>>16992694
same. just so weird I can't find any info on them. I haven't found any frozen burritos that really compare either.

>>16981261
why

>>16980494
Hug fruit barrel with fries while watching a sport

>>16981690
holy shit i remember these fuckers

>>16993578
I'll never forget my first calzone.

>be me.
>be in elementary school.
>Pizza Day.
>get in line to grab my slice.
>line is pretty long, so I start experimenting with the range of rotation of my limbs & head while I wait.
>both feet are near 180° & my head is rotated ~150° when the menu chalkboard catches my eye.
>"stuffed crust pizza &... cal... calzone?"
>finally, get to the lunch window & ask what a calzone is.
>lunch lady explains that it's, "like a pizza, there's cheese inside, but you dip it in the sauce."
>naturally, I must experience this new to me pizza-like food.
>she deposits one on my tray, I grab some choccy milk, & take my seat.
>instructions & caution thrown to the wind.
>cut a large piece off & fork it into my mouth.
>it's all cheese.
>too much cheese.
>mistakes were made.
>i make a valiant attempt to chew what is in my mouth to no avail, & begin to choke.
>none of the lunch aides notice the retard choking to death, so I end up fishing out the partially chewed globs of mozzarella & dough from my throat by hand.
>after a brief rest to regain my composure, I get up & throw the tray of supossed food out.
>sit back down & drink my chocolate milk.

Two decades later, & I haven't had a calzone since.

>>16993419
incel

>>16990445
they got rid? never tried them, how were they? also what kind of people get wise chips

>>16994165
That happened to me but with a glob of mozzarella on my pasta at rainforest cafe and I've never gone back

>>16990279
we had these in Ireland too but I think they were banned because Disco Biscuits was also a name for acid tabs here

>>16994218
speaking of Ireland

>pop down to the chipper after school w/ big brother
>get a €2 box of chips and a few cocktail sausages with a cadet
>go into chartbusters and play Mario Kart DS online for an hour or two

>>16981272
They even evolved and got Toys inside them in Germany, changing themes twice a year. (figurines, rings, keychains, small plastic toys)

>>16994168
>incel
lmao shut that mouth faggot

>>16994237
>Credit score going up with each pass

RIP

>>16987817
Is this not identical to Hello Panda cookies?

these were on their way out when I was a kid. I still miss them.

>>16984600
It boggles my mind as a leaf that Americans have shared nostalgia about their shitty cafeteria food

>>16987807
These have no business being as good as they are.

>>16994237
So that's how models & actors get vitiligo.

>Go to neighborhood pool with friends
>Snack break
>Bust open a back of these niggas

Shit probably sucked ass but it was great

>>16994467
It boggles my mind that leafs are allowed to exist, let alone post on 4chan.

>>16994691
When I was a kid my friends and I would open these in the school bathroom and throw them against the wall and catch them in our mouths
Trickshots

>>16985255
Didn't expect to have anything I knew in this thread. I hated the texture differences between the cold and the jelly.

Can't find it anywhere now
I miss it so much bros

>>16986829
yooooo

>>16990361

>>16994789
It's still here, just different packaging

>>16994804
I'm in Canada and never seen it anywhere

>>16988711
Holy fuck lol

>>16991321
unfathomably based

>>16992565
those are still around everywhere stupid faggot

>>16994807
>Canada

There's your problem.
It's not terribly popular so its export history is very complicated. In Australia it was released in the 80's, then discontinued, the re-introduced in 2004, and again in 2007

>>16994231
those koalas kinda look like dobson

>>16992565
I remember eating an entire tangerine can in a day and my tongue was split wide open right down the middle

>>16994896
Shit. That's a shame. I absolutely loved it, it lasted a good long time and had a strong kick of cinnamon. My mouth STILL waters at the thought today.
I'm so fucking sick of "sugar-free" gum. They always last maybe 15 seconds of chewing and then the flavors gone.

>>16994731
Don't ever reply to me again. Bigot.

>>16990977
Coca-Cola Freestyle

>>16990873
Based Nina

>>16987726
Bought a 1.5L bottle from my supermarket (in Malaysia) just a couple of weeks ago and finished it yesterday
Been too long

>>16995853
wtf?
malaysia?
nigga you drunk ditch water

I miss 'em so much. Apparently they occasionally rerelease them but it's always super regional in like Canada or some shit. I fucking hate it.

>>16995905
there are like 100 other guacamole chips in existence that all taste the same

>>16986500
That takes me back. Wish I listened.....

>>16995905
Holy shit I had these a few weeks ago for nostalgia sake. Still as good as I remember.

>>16989589
nostalgia and grease I imagine

>>16983369
magic mushrooms if ykyk

>>16984285
>But even if you were going to eat it 20 minutes later, you'd be eating a soggy container
you aren't supposed to eat the styrofoam container fatass

>>16990276
pizza is very nostalgic, wish it still existed

>>16987726
I've not even seen the slushy version in some time, its fucking unfair, it won a contest to come back and clearly they thought baja would win so it was released just to fucking die again with its limited release.

>>16990445
these still exist

>>16981497
the pizza hut bigfoot blimp accident was a trial run for 9/11.
https://www.nytimes.com/1993/07/06/nyregion/blimp-pilot-tried-to-avoid-crash-in-city.html

>>16990100
all commies get the rope, mostly because they are trannies.

>>16990831
you a leaf? I've heard some parts of the country still get them.

>>16991899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCiqNXRigY
I have only heard of those from this video, it looks like its probably the worst low quality syrup soda that I would've loved as a child.

>>16997535
it all makes fuckin sense now anon...

>>16988133
loved that shit

>>16994165
You sound like a faggot anon

>>16997888
pretty sure these are still being made. Probably getting it mixed up with cremesavers in the US.

>>16985161
these are still sold at dollar tree
.

>>16980881
holy shit, this takes me back

>>16988903
BURGERS?.jpg
This one wasn't about the drink itself.
>pic rel
>>16988711
This one was also an attempt to steer kids towards menthol cigarettes
>TARGETED
If anyone really cared to, you can read up on how many products, fro the '80s to the mid '00s truly were about selling something else, whether selling an Ideology, early priming for adult tastes, or overpriced garbage toys that weren't to be played with so much, as collected and hoarded.
This is a redpill many of you won't want to swallow--It's OK, the damage is already done. There's no turning the clock back now.
On the plus side, if you really want those school lunch pizzas, you can buy them by the flat. This was discovered here years ago. It's in the archives.

>>16991305
Turkish, anon.

>>16990279
In Burgerland, that was slang for Quaaludes.
Pretty sure that was universal in the 70s.
t. Oldfag, but not THAT old.

Chinese takeout. More specifically, the pricing structure. I remember when you could get a 3-item lunch special with your choice of rice or noodles for $4, and the portions were big enough for at least 2 meals. Now it's like $9 or higher and it might be just exactly enough for one meal.

>>16989914
Why was some candy marketed with potty humor? I used to love this licorice flavored hard candy(I think they still sell it somewhere) but even as a kid I thought marketing them as donkey balls was weird. I suppose some kids must've found it hilarious.

>>16998410
this is another type I remember vividly
>let's put a donkey prostitute on the package
>this will sell our candy

>>16992053
>blurry pic
>so sugary, it gives you diabetic retinopathy

>>16995896
the fuck you think Mountain dew is?

>>16998238
>This one was also an attempt to steer kids towards menthol cigarettes
I started smoking probably 2 or 3 years after that happened. menthol ciggies as well, so maybe you're right lmao

>>16998560
Well, this isn't just some outta my ass statement--It's 20 years of research on why the world is soooooo fucked up. Most of It leads back to advertising starting most flagrantly in the 70s.
You'd be AMAZED at the amount of time and money spent just learning how to effectively manipulate people.
Hint: Take the number you think it is, and add 3-4 zeroes to it.
I wish they hadn't scrubbed all the you-tub e videos from the guy who bought an insiders guide to effective subliminal advertising. He had training manuals, notes from actual marketing campaigns, and even walk through films of effective usage of archetype and libido in everything from strawberry jam to luxury cars.
ALL GONE.
And that was only one segment of it. you are aware that almost 90% of ALL PRODUCTS are sold by the same 7 main companies, yeah? Well, the bleed over is pretty staggering.
You can imagine what having over 100 years to perfect their approach and conglomerate might have.

>>16989585
I re read the story... he deserves an ear flick for sure

>>16998627
anon I'm way too stoned right now. I already read too much conspiracy shit, now you just sent me down another rabbithole.

>>16998641
I'm sorry...
I really do miss the old zingers...But only from nostalgia. When I ate that kind of shit, I really liked the old hostess king dons and fruit pies (cooked in tallow, mmmmm.)
Tried one not long ago,(king don,) and It just tasted like...Waxy sugared chemicals.

>>16984600
>>16984936
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF I FORGOT ABOUT THESE

>>16988890
Are you telling me you haven’t trimmed the fat over the years and only hang out with your closest friends now?