/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16982914
>verde salsa

>>16982914
Ketchup

your mom

>>16982914
I miss fire roasted

The hot sauce is my default, sometimes I go for the mild or the fire depending on how I'm feeling that day

>>16982914
Fire, burn my ass in hell.

I'm mostly a Fire guy, but occasionally pick up some mild, which is basically enchilada sauce. I decided to try the Double Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito tonight, but the Double Black Bean one was like 2/3 the price, and TB steak is probably their worst protein, so I just went with the beans. It's the one thing I think Diablo sauce goes with, so I got some of that, and threw in a little Del Scorcho - for good measure.

>>16983006
Based

>>16982914
where's the diablo sauce my dood

>>16982936
This was the greatest sauce and they took it away

Please taco bell employees shilling on here hear my cries

Sell me the fire roasted sauce, bring it back like rick and morty

>>16983262
They'll look up and scream "give us back diablo sauce" and I'll look down and whisper, "No."

>>16982914
I'm a white man so I always keep a few of these in my fanny pack

>>16983006
Where's the burger faggot

bump

>>16982914
Fire, not because its the hottest, it actually tastes the best. Verde is fine too

>>16982914
I'm a white man and I love ultra spicy food. I'll take half a packet of ketchup.

>>16982914
None of these are even remotely spicy, even Diablo just barely begins to enter the realm of "a small touch of heat". I understand the reasoning behind this is because the white man would complain and possibly pursue legal action if the ghost pepper fries he ordered actually contained any real ghost pepper.

I wish there was an actually spicy fast food option. Currently the spiciest option I can find is just eating the sliced jalapeños from anywhere that has them. I would be content for an option in the 25,000 - 50,000 Scoville range.

>>16982914
Where's the ketchup, Paco?

>>16982914
>order pickup on the app
>ask for extra fire sauce packets with every item
>put the entire bin of fire sauce packets into my bag
>never buy hot sauce since fire sauce is free

I miss when the lobbies were open and you could just grab a fuckin grip of every sauce. They never give you enough in the drive-thru, even if you ask for extra.

>>16983006
>dipping a burrito so all the insides fall out

Verde always gave me heartburn, but I got it every time anyways.

>>16982914
Hot sauce goes on my Taco Bell tacos and chaupas. Simple as.
>b-but it’s not even hot
So? Fuck you and fuck your whore of a single mom, Brayden. The flavor goes well with their tacos and chalupas.

>>16986415
lern 2 toilit, pajeet

>>16983006
I see no weeb paraphernalia or an undercooked burger you can’t hide

>>16982914
Mild

>>16986895
What are the other options? Opening up a grilled burrito? Squirting it on directly from the packet like some kind of homeless person? Not using sauce? Sauce is made for dipping, dum dum, and the insides wont fall out unless you have the hand-eye coordination of a toddler. or are just a complete hungry hungry hippo slob.

>>16987048
>Squirting it on directly from the packet like some kind of homeless person?
I thought that's what everybody did.

>>16987054
Nah, just bums.

>>16983597
Jesus christ I thought hidden valley ranch was bad. I bet they somehow managed to fuck up mayo, money on it

>>16986580
Imagine being so insecure that you have to critique how spicy fucking taco bell sauces are without just saying which one you like the flavor of if any

>>16987048
>Opening up a grilled burrito?
Yes, Faggy McFagerson, King of Faggots. That’s exactly what the fuck you do.
It also lets you redistribute the ingredients if necessary. If you can’t refold a burrito, then you might as well put on a skirt and let me fuck you in the ass because at that point your holes are your only value, slut.

>>16987054
It is, the guy you are replying to is a psychopath.

>>16987142
>if you can’t refold a burrito
That's not the point. A grilled burrito is grilled shut. You're a fucking idiot if you open it up and think you're going to refold it and have it be the same.

>>16983371
Fuck you your shitty decision making John "Taco" Bell.

we use to have a party game where we would pour these out in our asses like enemas and whoever held it the longest won,I miss my college drinking days

>>16982914
Mild for breakfast, hot for everything else
Both fire and diablo are just empty heat, not much flavor
Verde is very meh, not worth it usually

>>16986415

>>16987229
TB anon is one of the few people with taste left on this board.

>>16986415
Imagine in your self insert comic you're still working minimum wage and making Burritos.

>>16988428
Some kind of mint/tea tree/eucalyptus sauce?
Put it on ice cream to make it extra cold.

>>16988428
Well

I liked this
Good day on fouchan today i guess

Why did they get rid of verde?

Diablo is a little too strong for me

>>16989830
The author of the comic is a woman. The Mexican with the spiky hair making burritos is her imaginary boyfriend.

salt
but actually not because taco's are salty enough

>>16986872
because assholes like you grab a shit ton inside. more than you need. it costs them money.

>>16982914
I'll take the spiciest one, despite the fact that it's probably still not spicy enough for me.

>>16990541
why does he look like hispanic vegeta

>>16992489
Taco Bell's diablo sauce is pretty fucking spicy. I mean, not like some ghost pepper meme sauce, but it's hotter than most sauces you'll find in a mainstream restaurant.

I have never gotten sauce at Taco Bell.

>>16982914
>Which way, Western man?
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>16982914
I go this way. The white man way

>>16982914
>gay little phrases on every one.
Away.

I pretty much only get diabo sauce. I like the flavor, goes well with the breakfast items.

Diablo mixed with Fire is my go-to

>>16982914
Diablo sauce. I have a drawer full of it

>>16986415
remove text box in panel two and swap panels two and three and this comic would have some comedic value

>>16986580
Im so glad the internet is starting to rightfully recognize this type of sentiment as the soy drenched insecure bullshit it is. There's always that special hint of 'whytpepo bad' lodged somewhere in there too just to top off how obnoxious and status signalling it is.

>>16982914
I like mild. Never tried verde

>>16986415
The funny thing is I know a white guy who is exactly like this lmao.