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Good evening my sister brought home pineapple pizza, how do I approach this?

>> No.16977063

Quit being a whiny ass little bitch or move out of your parents’ house you underage faggot.

>> No.16977071

>>16977056
I'd slice it up first, but if it's as small as it look, maybe roll it up like a burrito.

>> No.16977075

>>16977063
Actually I am nearly 40 and visiting family you autist

>> No.16977077

>>16977056
bin it, m8.

>> No.16977081

Pineapple on pizza does work but you gotta have a BBQ sauce instead of marinara and you need ham to go with the pineapple.

>> No.16977090

>>16977081
This was productive advice

>> No.16977103
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16977103

Like this OP

>> No.16977106

With a fork and a knife like a normal person

>> No.16977107

>>16977081
thats an interesting combo i want to try this

>> No.16977108
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16977108

>arigatou, onee-chan!!
also, yeah, bbq sauce >>16977081

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>>16977106
Yes like a normal person

>> No.16977267

>>16977103
DONT DO THIS
DONT DO THIS
DONT DO THIS

>> No.16977275

>>16977075
that's even worse

>> No.16977289

>>16977075
>nearly 40 and visiting..
>plz tell me how to screech retarded shit at my sister
Fucking pathetic. Deal with it like a grown ass man who has a sense of familial diplomacy or shut the fuck up.
Holy shit you should have probably killed yourself sometime in the last 15 or so years.

>> No.16977295

>>16977056
you fuck your sister in the pussy.
like a normal person.

>> No.16977304

>>16977056
you eat it and then realize it is actually pretty good and all the bitching around it is just for fun

>> No.16977309

>>16977056
>you know i heard pineapple makes your cum taste better....

>> No.16977320
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16977320

bu bu bu buu but Gordon Ramsey the worlds top chef that ever lived said it dunna belong on pizza

>> No.16977393

>>16977289
You sound a bit triggered

>> No.16977415
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>>16977393
>some sad 40yo anon is having a spergout over pizza ordered by his sister for an apparent family gathering to the level that he has to consult an autistic internet board
>point out how pathetic that is
>lol u triggered
Okay, OP. I’m sure your family is just a bunch of losers like pic.

>> No.16977421

>>16977415
Wow, that image makes me sad.

>> No.16977423

>>16977056
does it have ham with it?

>> No.16977434

>>16977056
If this offends you you probably shouldn't eat sweet and sour "chinese" food either. Or Hunan beef. Or anything that mixes sweet, tart and savory. Fucking sheep.

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>>16977421
here this will make you happy

>> No.16977483

>>16977423
No ham

>> No.16978023

>>16977081
>>16977107
Yea that does actually sound good and I don't even really like pineapple on 'za.

>> No.16978027

>>16977320
Dude I agree, but it's actually pretty popular.
Meh, 'za is a pretty personal thing anyhow. If that's what people like, more power to 'em.

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>>16977056
Don’t look away
They’re like pic related
Best to lock eyes with it
Also pineapple on pizza is OK if you add bacon and jalapeños
I cannot vouch for any other combination of toppings

>> No.16979042
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16979042

I don't fuck with Hawaiian pizza but pineapple, jalapeño and pepperoni is a top-tier combination. Perfect blend of spicy, salty and sweet.

>> No.16979060

>>16977075
>using 4chin past the age of 18
shiggydiggydoo gramps

>> No.16979114

>>16977071
based pizza roller

>> No.16979152
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>>16979042

>> No.16979441

>>16977056
She supplies the pizza, you supply the condoms. It's only fair.

>> No.16979467

>>16979042
looks good

>> No.16979479

>>16979441
But your mom had a hysterectomy.

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>> No.16979510

>>16979042
thats some good shit

>> No.16979631
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>>16977056
Add olives. Trust me

>> No.16980871

>>16979631
dont trust him, dont even trust yourself

>> No.16980909

The best I've had
>thousand island sauce
>pineapple
>pepperoni
>ham
>crushed red pepper

>> No.16980933

>>16977056
put the pointy end in your mouth and bite down

>> No.16980938

>>16977295
It took over 40 minutes to arrive at the correct answer, ck off its game

>> No.16980966

>>16979631
i do not trust you

>> No.16980977

>>16977056
Shoot the bitch

>> No.16981075

you bite the pizza, chew and swallow. wtf do you mean “approach” this?

>> No.16981538

>>16977056
pick it up, 360º back to your room