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My body has repaired broken bones, can build muscle and get stronger, fight off disease, direct the flow of blood to keep me alive longer in cold weather, can sweat to cool me off in hot weather, can do so many amazing things but it can't fucking handle corn.
Why?
Even after training my body eating corn with every meal for nearly a year I still can't get all the nutrients from those little kernels and shit them out 100% of the time.

>> No.16972253

>>16972218
It's mostly fiber. We aren't very good at breaking down fiber. You still get some nutrition from the inner part though.

>> No.16972315

>>16972218
You're not shitting them out whole, just the indigestible outer portion. If you really want proof, pop a corn-filled log out of bowl and take a pen-knife to it. Those "whole pieces of corn" are actually just the indigestible pericarp (outermost layer of the kernel) that's been refilled with your digested shit.

>> No.16972771

>>16972218
WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU INSPECITNG YOUR SHIT!>!>!>?

>> No.16972774

>>16972771
He's of german descent, of course.

>> No.16972779

>>16972315
I did this once.
Hes right.
It's a mirage. An illusion.
The corn is a lie.

>> No.16972787

>>16972774
I mean seriously the only thing you should do is check it for eyes before flushing.

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16973017

>>16972218
It's like children of the corn or some shit.
Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la, la la la la.

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16973053

>>16972771
>He doesn't have a German shit inspection shelf toilet to ensure you're operating at max digestive efficiency

ngmi

>> No.16973517

>>16973053
American toilets are disgusting. Only fat fucks need the entire bowl filled with water

>> No.16973627

>>16973517
What makes the American toilet disgusting? What does being fat have to do with the water level in a toilet?

>> No.16974628

>>16973627
You need high water level to cover the stench of your filthy high fructose poo. Disgusting creatures you are

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>>16974628

>> No.16974785

>>16974706
lmao the irony I'm not European. Your obsession seems to be with them, Ameripig.

>> No.16974809

>>16974785
same thing

>> No.16974994

>>16974809
I'm Israeli so I think I'm a better judge of character, Ameripaypig