/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It doesn't matter. I can just make it myself.

>>16962789
light mayo is awesome but we keep it quiet like the best fishing spot

>>16962789
Couldn't beat ketchup.

>>16962789
>identity condiments
what?

Because as a millennial my corporate bloodlust knows no bounds

cause its shit

>>16962789
Because we realize most of these products are garbage so the market is simply correcting itself

>>16962802
I identify as hot sauce

i made fry sauce with kerchup and mayo and other stuff tonight, how about that?

>>16962816
We are the invisible hand.

>>16962802
Libsharts be like,, canI get a fucking uuhhhhh, critical race theory sauce??? LMAO

there is literally nothing good about buying factory made mayonnaise
its better to whip up your own mayo at home using better ingredients and tweaking it to your liking

Mayo is primarily used to protect your bread from getting soggy. Butter serves the same purpose and is more popular outside the USA

Millennials don't cook. They don't even make sandwiches.

>>16962789
I feel like a degenerate anytime I eat something with mayo

>>16962806
put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

>>16962802
I'm assuming Boomer humour.
>haha those dumb millenials probably don't like mayo because they think it's racist or something

They're like an entire generation of autistics, screaming about someone changing where the pillows are placed on a couch.
>YOU ARE DOING THING I DON'T DO!? HOW CAN!!?!?

>>16962789
'85 millennial here, got a tub of this bad boy in my fridge at all times and so does everyone I know. Clickbait shills get fucked

>>16962898
Duke Boys party rockin' in this bitch

>main ingredient: soybean oil

OH NO NO NO

>>16962891
go drink your factory made flavourless thickened vegetable oil

>>16962789
no problem with mayo, just give me the shit with real eggs in it and stop pushing your vegseed poison slurry you piece of shit retard boomer.

When these people say "millennials", what they really mean is "people not buying product". And that's because they look at ingredient lists and decide making it yourself is cheaper and provides a better result.
We never stopped using mayonnaise, we just stopped buying Hellmann's sugar and soybean goop. And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Hellmann's is the brand featured front and center at the top of the article.

>>16963011
>And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Hellmann's is the brand featured front and center at the top of the article.
Keep digging deeper and we'll have to delete the thread.

>>16962789
boomers killed lard cause they couldnt stop getting heart attacks or clogged arteries

>>16962860
>not buying the black trans hot sauce
ishygddt

>the most American of foodstuffs
Excuse me, nobody comment on this?

>>16963019
>shaquanda
that sounds like a stereotypical name a person would use to mock a black woman.

>>16963038
woah there buddy are you saying drag QUEENS are mocking women? Yikes.

>>16963062
Unfathomably based

>>16963062
o-of course not. p-p-p-please let me keep my job.

>>16962789
now it's up to japan to save mayonnaise!

>>16963104
Holy fuck I hate food anime/manga so much
"OHHH MY GODDDOOO THIS IS SO DELICIOUS ITS LIKE A THOUSAND BLOSSOMING VIRGINS IN MY MOUTH! I'M ORGASMING! I'M CUMMING YUKI-KUUUUN!! IKU IKU IKUUUUUU!!!!"
who the fuck watches or reads this shit

you always need mayonnaise, if only for for BLTs. if i am doing a trip to restaurant supply store when i'm running low, i'll treat myself and get the extra heavy mayo.

>>16963109
The people who own, operate, and browse this website.

>>16963119
Who?????

>>16963109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblAMMltbkw&ab_channel=UpToTheWolves

>>16963121
bots and feds

>>16963109
it's for autists. they need to have emotions displayed to them in a very exaggerated manner or else they don't get it and think it's "boring"

>>16963150
Isn't it for NPCs and normies? Like, people without actual internal thoughts?

>>16962800
isn't light mayo basically just aoli?

>>16963109
cry me a river you fuck

i tried to read the entire article but i couldn't. synopsis is that she's a bad cook and uses mayo as a crutch, and is flustered when people under the age of 35 prefer their burgers with sriracha mayo over plain mayo

>>16963154
no, they consoom sitcoms and other netflix shows

>>16963150
>they need to have emotions displayed to them in a very exaggerated manner or else they don't get it and think it's "boring"

>>16963170
Ah, alright

>>16963171
muh cherrypick

>>16963104
>The world of food

>Now, give this a try. The mayonnaise that dominated the...

huh?

>>16963184
>muh cherrypick

I'll never understand why people would buy mayo instead of making it themselves. It takes like a few fucking minutes and you don't have to poz yourself with soybean oil

>>16963030
there's no bigger pseud than zizek
his entire existence is intellectual masturbation

>>16962789
Non-whites don’t like mayonnaise and the US is getting less white every single day. The mayonnaise industry is trying to come up with new ways to market mayonnaise to not whites. An example are all the spicy mayonnaise that you. Ok see in stores

>>16962789
Fuck off Karen.

>>16963239
I fucking hate tabasco and how they've scammed retards into liking their shitty rotten vinegar product. The green stuff is ok though

>>16963239
>Non-whites don’t like mayonnaise
Today I learned that Slavs and Chileans are white.

>>16963240
Who the fuck is Karen? The article was written by a woman named Sandy.

>>16963246
they are

>>16963243
>he doesn't enjoy fermented sour pepper mash
NGMI

>>16962789
>Millennials kill again
Won't someone stop their reign of terror?!

>>16962789
>identity condiments
lmao cope harder, big mayo

>>16963187
you read it right to left anon

NOBODY CARES JEW
THE ONLY THING THAT IS GETTING KILLED IS YOUR DESPICABLE WORLDWIDE SOY INDUSTRY BECAUSE WE JUST AREN'T GOING TO EAT IT ANYMORE

>>16962789
>millenials killed
boomers killed animal fat and replaced it with some horrific seed oil amalgamations because their fat asses kept dropping dead from heart disease and being fat pieces of shit

>>16963109
Japanese society and entertainment literally revolves around reacting to people enjoying food.

>>16963109
Japs literally only have 2 words to describe if something's tasty or not.
So in order to get across HOW tasty something is, you have to ramp up your reaction.
like the difference between
"hmm, delicious"
or
"Ooh, that's pretty delicious"
or
"HOLY SHITTING MONKEY BALLS MY NIPPLES ARE EXPLODING CUZ THIS IS DELICIOUS".

Just like how Japs have basically no swear/curse words, it's just another restriction their language has.
Every language has areas that it's good at and areas where it falls short.

>>16963587
This

>>16962800
Not the light version but this shit right here though? Underrated as fuck.

I hate mayo. I get that it's a mother sauce and you can make other stuff out of it, but plain mayo is just spreadable oil. 99% of the time it's just soy oil and not even a good tasting one. who ever looked at something and thought, "wow that would taste great with some soy oil?" if you want to grease something up why not just use butter?

>not buying mayo by the gallon

>>16962789
>most american of foodstuffs
But mayonnaise is way more popular in Europe, specifically Eastern Europe? The most avid mayo consumers are Russians.

>>16963719
Why did Grimes eat so much mayonnaise?

>>16962789
Why didn't we kill Miracle Whip? That stuff is an abomination. Mayo is actually pretty good.

>>16963719
AMERICA PLS

>>16962860

>>16962898
bought it once because it was on sale and i'm never going back to the other stuff

>>16962789
Wouldn't the burger be the most American food, and not only is that alive and well it's popular the world over

>>16963587
my mother gave me some brummel and brown butter substitute and i tried making a grilled cheese with it and it burned before the bread got toasted, so i had a slightly melty cheese sandwich with soggy bread coated in flecks of burned butter substitute
my fuck was i mad

>>16963618
wait a minute, japs don't have cursing? what a cursed life

>>16962789

I am chink with chink market access. They have jap mayo. Many people like jap mayo. Even the pajeets, latinos, and whites come to buy the jap mayo.
mayonaise is not going anywhere.

>>16962802

>>16963922
>wanting to be a shitskin

>>16963922
holy shit this is painful to read. this style of quirky writing is fucking cancer

>>16963019
Why does every drag queen have the exact same personality? Is that part of the schtick?
Every single one I've seen is just "le flamboyant gay"
You'd think being so obviously stereotypical would be offensive to them or something, it's like a black guy walking around with a bucket of kfc and a watermelon.

>>16963700
to me, mayo is just sandwich glue. it helps the cheese stick to the bread. mustard works too but sometimes I just dont want a lot of mustard

>>16963762
to prepare for living with Elon Musk

>>16962789
Oh no, people want different stuff!

>>16963831
>>16962860
>>16962802

>>16962789
I make my own mayonnaise because it costs a nickel.

>>16963236
Except you of course seeing as you missed the actual point of anons reply like the dumb amerifat you are.

>>16963243
100% this

>>16963922
Most fucking cringe shit I’ve ever read.

>>16963922
This might be the most cucked thing I've read all year.

>>16963922
>turkey and swiss and tzatziki is the edgy exciting one
fucking boomers holy shit

>>16963221
Shelf life.

I don't use enough mayo to finish an entire batch of the homemade stuff before it goes bad. I usually buy the smallest jars of mayo available and those still end up lasting me like 2 months.

>>16963922
i think im gonna lie down for a moment

>>16964076
You realize you can make a small amount of mayo, right?

>>16964104
One egg still makes more mayo than I can use in a single meal.

>>16963849
If you've ever watched subtitled anime you may notice that pretty much any time someone is cursing at another person they're using the phrase "kisama" and this phrase is being translated into half a dozen different insults from "bastard" to "motherfucker" to "bitch."

>>16963922
Everyone's shitting on this because a middle aged white woman writes like a middle aged white woman but I think the point she's making is right. Half of all whites loath themselves and worship niggers, it wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of people admitted they don't eat mayo just because of dumb nigger twitter memes about mayo 2 spicy 4 ypipo, or whatever.

>>16963972
because it isn't actually a sexuality rather a subculture for gay men

>>16964114
USE LESS EGG WHAT THE FUCK

>>16963922
god damn and I thought non whites where fragile

>>16964133
>use less egg
Lol what? No one uses part of an egg you fucking weirdo lmao. It's either the whole egg or not.

>>16962891

>>16963719
I don't hate elon musk because of the obvious reasons. I hate him because he stole grimes from me.

>>16962802
LaoGanMa

>>16963922
amazing, only americans can manage to rant about midnight brothers on a mayonnaise article

>>16963109
you do apparently

>>16963922
That last part isn't actually far off at all. Too many people have an identity crisis these days because they think they'll be boring otherwise.

>>16962789
I think it's more that they don't buy jars of plain mayo, they buy mayo spiced up with a bunch of bullshit as some kind of squirtable sauce

>>16963922
as a non-white, this is a load of horseshit. I enjoy mayo because it tastes good. Not miracle whip though, you're a fag if you like miracle whip.

>>16964139
Ok

>>16964141
He gives me hope a stuttering autist can get gf like Grimes

>>16963835
That was beautiful.

>>16962789
>Take egg yolk
>Whisk together with oil, salt and vinegar in 1 min
>Result is 400% better than any storebought product and contains neither of the poison
How fucking lazy are people?

>>16963922
I don't imagine he's entirely wrong

>>16964190
Because American eggs are unsafe and unfit for raw consumption, and tempering them gives you hollandaise, right?

Mayonnaise is the cheapest and easiest condiment to make. Spending $6 for a container of it loaded with estrogen when it costs about 30 cents to make the same quantity yourself with no filler and no Schwab ANTICHRIST juice is dumb

>>16962789
>And that's a shame
how the fuck is this acceptable in a "news" article

>>16963922
>wannabe
She means "wanna be".

>>16964210
>American eggs are unsafe and unfit for raw consumption
Lmao, they're literally on par with German eggs. The USDA just has those goofy warnings because the US is one of the few countries in the world where naturally occurring salmonella is considered an "illegal adulterant".

>>16964210
>>16964281
I literally buy my eggs off a road stand near a local farm. There is sometimes shit and dirt on them, and I just brush it off before use. I often consume eggs raw on rice or a parisian steak. It has never given me any issues before.

>>16963109
I read an article or post or something years ago in which it was speculated that Sonic is so popular with autists because the characters and their emotions are very exaggerated and overly easy to read. I would assume anime and manga appeal to certain people for the same reason.
I'm fine with saving anime and manga stuff to use as reaction images etc. but I can't fucking imagine sitting through a half-hour episode of any of the crap I see posted on this site.

Black people killed mayo by collectively deciding it was disgusting without even trying it and all white people emulate blacks so they agreed in a faggot effort to look cool and voila, here is this thread.

>>16963038
excuse you, she is transnigga

>>16963246
>Chileans don't like mayo
what the fuck are you smoking, my man?
Have you ever heard of the completo?

>>16964331
Reading comprehension.

>>16963104

>>16964216
What oil should I use to make mayo?

>>16963849
at absolute worst, they have "shit" and "oh damn" but thats it.
most of their "cursing" is just saying stuff in a really high squeaky voice, then alternating between high and squeaky, low and rumbling, then back to high and squeaky multiple times a sentence.

The elephant in the room is that boomers and the WWII generation killed cooking in general. They also killed beer, animal fats, restaurants with fresh food, and a 90% White America.

>>16962802

https://youtu.be/QoHSe-0hixs

>>16963062
Isn't mocking women the whole point of drag queens?

>>16964571
I try to imagine this from those anime I've watched, but can't really make sense of it. Do you have some examples?

>>16963922
Pure unfiltered aids marinated in cringe

>>16962802
People identify as their consumption all the time in capitalism. The neoliberal subject is taught to see everything one-sidedly and advertised to constantly. This leads to things like taste being commodified for exchange in a market. The market is the social marketplace. Twitter is an example. People go onto Twitter and post their various consumption habits in their profile as an identity. Team sports is another example. People watch (consume) the sport, identify the team as *their team* but don't actually play for that team. So identifying with consumption is basically what a fanbase is. This article has somehow stumbled backward into the truth by accident. Condiments are consumables and thus part of the same process of identifying with consumption. "I'm a mayo girl" or "never put ketchup on your hotdog" or "mustard is GOAT" are all self-profiling statements meant to tie one's human self to externally manufactured and internally consumed product. In this way, identity becomes advertisement of one's virtue as a "glorious PC master race" instead of a "dirty console peasant". And like that last example, class the the manufacturer of this phenomenon. Those who own the machines we use to make products get to decide what exists, how much, and the ads for it, so they essentially get to manufacture your possible identities.

>>16962860
lMAO!!!

>brownskins don't like mayo
>get replaced by brownskins
>mayo sales drop
who would of thunk

>>16963922
Lmao Americans are something else.

>>16964331
>here, you dropped this

>>16963019
That's drag not trans. The entire point of drag is to make fun of trans.

>>16964407
Sunflower seed oil, it's relatively neutral without being shitty for your health like canola or vegetable oil.

>>16964647
>seed oil
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>16964628
Very good post, they call it cradle to grave branding, where a person inadvertently shapes their entire identity around consumption.

A good documentary on the origins of these concepts is Century of the self which I recommend for people to understand how modern capitalism has shaped the way people think. Also consuming kids is a great one.

Century of the self explains how corporations employed psychologists to tap into the psyche of the population in order to manipulate their inner desires and convince them to buy goods that were unneccessary for utlity but useful for psychological gratification.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s

Consuming kids explains how advertisers have complete control over your brain from the earliest stage of child development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMaRsR7orTk

>>16964407
Olive oil like the Romans intended. If you like yours to be a little more interesting like the yuros use 1/4-1/2 extra virgin olive oil with the remaining as regular olive oil to add up to 1 cup per egg. Seed oil is the devil Bobby

>>16963221
>I'll never understand why people would [buy inferior product] over [putting in the work necessary to make better product]
I'm amazed you understand how to use the reply form.
>inb4 b-but it's so easy with an immersion blender!
Not everyone has one. And not everyone is inclined to buy one just for the sake of making mayo.

>>16964139
Use a smaller egg then? Most stores ive been to also sell medium organic free range eggs

>>16964571
Is that an anime thing or a real life thing? Like I know they don't say kisama irl but it's all over their cartoons

>>16964667
>Olive oil
don't do this if it's your first time, the oil molecules are a lot smaller and the mayo will crack a lot easier. even worse with avocado oil

>>16964628
Whenever people are confused about this I encourage them to note the differences between TV commercials in the 50s and now. Back then it was like "hey just a heads up we have this product you might like this is what it does" and now it's "burgers?"

>>16964735
1950s commercials universally were aimed at whites despite 12% of the population at the time being nonwhite. Today whites are a minority and yet they get completely shitter shattered when they see an ad that is aimed at someone who doesn't necessarily look like them.

>>16964739
Advertisers naturally aim their marketting toward the growing dominant demographic which at one point is whites, its now the assorted equatorial sludge people that are running rampant in the western world. Its natural that white americans notice this in advertising because its a subconscious signal to them that their group is in decline when they are not being catered for by advertisers. Doesn't mean they're wrong to react that way though.

>>16964739
Black people are wildly overrepresented though, despite being 13% of the population they're in 100% of American TV ads. There are more Hispanics than blacks in the US but you'd never know it watching American ads or movies.

Not to mention almost every ad features mixed race couples now despite those being comparatively rare in the US still.

>>16964761
>but hispanics!
It's so cringe when you people pretend to care about some random group to force your tortured logic, inb4 "as an hispanic"

>>16964761
This advertising trend is across the board, the same is true in British adverstising. I know someone who is an aspiring actor and said you only get into adverts if you're mixed race or white but play the part in a mixed race couple which usually goes to a white woman.

>>16964765
But his point is pertinant in that it contradicts your claim that race representation in advertising is purely down to demographic percentage in the population.

>>16964117
>children's cartoons don't have cursing therefore the language doesn't

>>16964772
How can you tell if a random white person is hispanic in a 5 second clip from a car commercial? Do they need to have a sombrero and a pancho villa moustache?

>>16962789
>adopted by the French from Catalans
>american
Why do fats keep doing this?

>>16964780
White people have white skin, light hair, light eyes. Hispanic (as in Latin/Indian mixed people not pure ethnic spaniards living in the americas) have brown skin, dark hair, dark eyes etc.

>>16964789
>hispanic = having a visibly large % of amerindian blood
Interesting theory, have you tried alerting Merriam-Webster of this new meaning?

>>16964798
I think its disingenuous to disregard that most people use the term hispanic interchangeably with amerind/european mixed people who are distinctly another ethnicity to purely european descended people living in North America.

Your deliberately attempts to muddy up the distinction between whites and hispanics may work in muttmerica, but it doesn't fly with people of northern european origin who are very different to hispanics.

>>16964815
You're delusional. I could try to unpack all the crazy ITP, but why. It's like arguing with an antivaxer.

>>16964281
>reported illness rates lower in the country where you get charged money for being ill
Really causes one to cogitate.

>>16962789
I know a lot of millenials that like mayo

Maybe they are talking about zoomers

>>16964765
The point is that Hollywood Jews don't care about Hispanics, or they would be in more TV commercials and movies. It's just blacks, or interracial couples with BMWF. They're not selling products, but an ideology. In other words
>Burgers?

>>16964835
Right, it's "identity politics", but only so long as that identity isn't your own. If it's your own then it's good old common horse sense

>>16963922

>>16964660
Thanks for replying to my post with a great follow-up post. I can also recommend this reading to anyone curious about how the basic version of consumer identity happens (cause all the guys at the top sure as hell read it in their ivy league eduction but to exploit you): https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/wage-labour/index.htm

The advanced version that looks like today's cultivated identity is more complex to piece together and you would need to read the collected works of Antonio Gramsci from his prison notes about "hegemony" which is what culture the big guys create and enforce from childhood to death.

>>16962789
the less sustainable mayo is for mega corporations, the better the mayo on shelves will actually taste

>>16964126
>but I think the point she's making is right
that's because you're an outrage fiending retard on /ck/. no, it's not right. mayo is fairly bland, broad appeal product and was extremely overused by boomers, millenials are simply more informed and so they customize their choices to what they personally enjoy. if people worshipped niggers then they'd be eating fufu and kenyan dishes but that's not what's booming you faggot

>>16962894
Wow, it’s real inside your head, isn’t it.

>>16964131
>rather a subculture for gay men
so a sexuality

>>16962872
\thread

>>16964981
>if people worshipped niggers then they'd be eating fufu and kenyan dishes
You are so adorably naive

>>16964690
>paying for eggs when you can raise your own chickens

>>16964981
>millenials are simply more informed

That's the funniest fucking shit I have ever heard, millennials are just as fucking stupid and misinformed as their boomer parents you epic tard.

>>16965050
not in terms of cuisine. cope harder.
>>16965031
some hipsters in sanfran eat fufu so that must mean that a societal move from high mayonaise consumption is because of nigger worship

>>16965055
American blacks are not africans just because their skin color is the same, liberalkun

>>16962898
Real nigga hours

>>16965059
american blacks eat fastfood, it's like the homeland of mayo, they don't have a cultural background beyond usa. if anything your influx of alternative condiments are from chinese and mexican immmigrants, but mostly it's just people can look on the internet and social media and see that other food exists.

>>16964126
I always laugh at the "muh mayo too spicy at wypipo" shit, knowing that blacks would kill themselves if they ate even a spoon of Russian Mustard or Hrenovina.

>>16965072
>they don't have a cultural background beyond usa
Their culture is crime, rap music, and dissing whites for eating bland food. The type of white person who would listen to rap would also be susceptible to messaging about bland foods.

>>16963239
Both Americas, Europe, Japan and Australia are all mayochads

>>16964281
>he believe Europe is a country
ultimate yikes

>>16965080
>thinks the internet people making fun of whitefood are black
Are there no other races besides "vaguely european scotch-irish pink faced incest baby" and "slavery descendant" in your area? Which slave state do you live in?

>>16965055
>not in terms of cuisine
We are talking about the same subset of people who are responsible for driving the popularity of hyper IPA's that taste like dog piss and think avocado toast is the epitome of breakfast food?

>>16963922
and fly overs tell me they deserve "rights" and that they are "people" and then they produce shit like this.

also i'm black and I stop buying mayo this year when i found out how fucking eazy it is.

>>16965148
to make.
>auto posting

>>16965143
>>thinks the internet people making fun of whitefood are black
>thinks they're not
how quintessentially liberal

>>16963972
>Why does every drag queen have the exact same personality? Is that part of the schtick?

Yes, otherwise it's just being a transvestite.
And it's not just a stereotype of flamboyant gay, but also a mockery of women.

>>16965165
the funny thing is those articles are written by millenials

>>16965180
Faggot millennials cant get enough of click bait articles written by other faggot millennials

>>16962789
>it was millennials, not the constant push for shit oils like soy and canola by the boomers that think it was healthier, not the big ag loby and monsanto that push for corn and soy subsidies, and most certainly not the government for single handedly caving in to all of it and fucking over everyone

>>16965180
I just googled a few and they definitely look gen x in their photos

>>16962789
tldr, boomer can't make his own damn may and needs to be fed by big oil
when will people realize journalism isn't a real job

>>16964821
Hey bud, just a bystander to this argument who wanted to chime in to let you know that you sound like an insufferable, disingenuous cunt, and the other guy pushed your shit in every step of the way.

>>16962816
Correction: Reddit and anime have taught you the only two condiments you need ketchup, soy sauce, and no less than fifteen different hot sauces.

>>16964658
>Reads mayo ingredients.
>Contains rape seed oil.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16964658
It's a seed oil but it's not high in PUFAs like most others. Modern sunflowers have been bred (selective breeding, not GMO if you care about that) to be higher in MUFAs and lower in PUFAs than traditional sunflower oil. Look for something called high-oleic sunflower oil.

>>16965302

>>16965303
Oops, wrong image.

>>16963922
>people change their consumption patterns because of perceived social pressure

this point is absolutely true, the problem is that everything else up to and including that millennials don't eat mayo is completely retarded

I wouldn't eat Mayo too if I had to pick acid rain what the hellman's and no name somehow even worse copies.

>>16963109
some animes satirize it lol, like food wars. highly recommend that one

>>16962898
Is it really that good?

>>16964821
Post your pronouns.

speak for yourself

>>16964821

>>16965353
it's slightly better than hellmans but home made is still best by quite a bit

>>16965497
imo home made mayo has a time and place, yes it is easy to make, but even one egg will make a fucking ton of mayo, but it's very perishable so you need the right usecase to get through it in a week or less. storebought makes sense for a lot of things

>>16963922
My hatred for journalists knows no bounds

>>16965497
>it's slightly better than hellmans
this but the other way around

>>16965180
How millennials are killing journalism.

>>16965180
they aren't, but this post probably was

>>16965696
no fuck you

>>16964981
cope. that lady is retarded but it's literally true, MFers be buying ethnic food 24/7 because they want to enjoy the fruits of diversity no cap

still love it with eggs and tuna

>>16966061
don't forget the shells

>>16964635
audible kek

>>16963011
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE YOUR OWN MAYO WITH HEALTHY OILS

>>16966061
>still love it with eggs and tuna
mayo is eggs and tuna salads are typically made with mayo, you're disgusting.

>>16962789
I have always hated mayonaise. It tastes like piss.

>>16963239
So black people, Slavs, South Americans, and the Japanese are all white but my brother with ivory skin from no sunlight isn't?

>>16963011
Not quite based, because you didn't mention the "early life" of Hellmans or the article author.

But yeah, fuck factory goop.
Like any Survival Millenial, I've worked at a few factories and was convinced by my job alone to never spend money on foods that last longer than a month in the pantry (unless its beenz or deenz)
learning how to make mayo homemade has turned me into a fucking SORCERER in the eyes of my millennial peers. My Early Life article will speak of my accomplishments despite the (((odds))) set before me.

>>16964720
>>16964608
it's a real life thing.
like watch Squid Game, and notice their voice pitch whenever they get annoyed and arguementative.
Japs do like that, but easily 3x as noticable.
Also when Japs are angry they start to roll their R's.
Thats something else they do in place of swearing.

>>16965050
nah he's right.
boomers blindly believe what Rupert Murdoch tells them on the news at 6pm every night.
at least millenials get their information from the internet, where the bullshit comes from a variety of sources.
Having 1 man control literally every TV and print news source in the world for 20 years has literally addled Boomer's brains. You cant trust the opinion of anyone over 40 cuz of this.

>>16965180
Milennials who are told to write the articles by Murdoch.

>>16967063
>"it's a real life thing."
>*proceeds to list another fictional example*
Lmao.

>>16965164
TIL I'm black

Why do all these "journalists" use extra tag lines after the title? "And that's a shame." It's a shame whomever wrote that hasn't licked my taint

>>16962789
Thank God. I refuse to eat French man sauce. Fucking gross.

>>16967085
oh shit reality btfo i guess

I love mayo

>>16964821
lol you got beat the fuck out

>>16965318
yeah rapeseed oil is vile

>>16963922
The saddest part of all is that some young people will read things like this and have no idea that it's Maoist propaganda designed to target their impressionable minds. A lot of people read things like this and haven't the sense to recognize that they're being propagandized.

>egg yolks
>lemon juice
>mustard
>a blender or a whisk

Why would anyone who isn't a retard buy this shit when it's so easy and quick to make?

>>16962894
That's not it at all.

>>16966419
What the fuck is wrong with your piss.

>>16967171
Shelf life.

>>16967211
its lasts a fair while in the fridge, otherwise dont make a ton of it.

>>16962898
Best mayo. I have two full jars in the storage and one squeeze bottle in the fridge. I didn't mean to have the two but I didn't realize I already had one when I did some Thanksgiving shopping. Duke's makes the best deviled eggs, but I'm sure you know that already.

>>16967225
What's a fair while? I make a single egg yolk's worth of mayonnaise occasionally when it's part of a sauce, but I don't think I've ever used all of it. I just keep a jar around for sandwiches.

I'm Dutch. Don't worry, mayo isn't going anywhere.

>>16967258
I always use mine in a couple weeks and its never gone bad, further than that and im not sure. You can most likely google it

>>16962789
mcchicken sauce is better anyways

>>16965269
>>16965371
>>16965415
>>16967134
cope, seethe, and die late

>>16967478

>>16967478
> die late
nice of you to wish them all a long life

>>16964789
thats not what hispanic means bro, maybe you mean latino, as in 'from latin america' and even then latinos come in a lot of different colours

I eat tons of mayonnaise. It's the best condiment without question and the only one I always have and use with virtually everything.

>>16962789
>>16963922
i'm gonna hurt myself

>>16963922
do people actually think this are was it typed for the reaction?

why did every knockoff chicfila sandwich have fucking mayo on it then

>>16967319
Good enough for me, when my current jar runs out I'll make a batch of plain mayo and see how it goes.

>middle aged white woman makes a delicious troll piece

>>16963922
I hate the antichrist

>>16965269
>Hey bud, just a bystander
lmao all 3 of you are mouth breathers and this a cooking board
the shit you retards get worked up about just lol

>>16963922
It's right, though.

>>16963243
Tabasco chees-itz were amazing, they're fucking dog shit now that they switched to a generic hot sauce flavor.

dunning kruger thread
I wish /pol/tards were banned from crossposting, keep this shit on your containment board

>>16967635
If multiple people are coming out of the woodwork to let you know how much of a bitch you are, maybe it's a you problem.

>>16963719
>$8.98 for a gallon of mayo
Do American's really?

>>16963922
This is the most amerimutt thing I have ever read

Miracle Whip is better.

>>16967635

>>16967762
Not to worry, it's cheaper at the restaurant supply store.

>>16967649

I’m 31 and the only other person I can think of that I know off of the top my head who likes Mayo is my mother, all my friends hate it. Discovered pic related recently and I’m never going back to Hellman’s

>>16967081
>uses another similar country with a similar language and culture as an example in arguement
>"lmao"
aight cunt go fuck yourself
I was just trying to help make a boring thread interesting with a side-convo involving facts about how Jap works as a language.

enjoy your shitty thread.

once I asked a black american girl what sauce she wanted on her panino and asked mayo or something and she said fuck no that is a white people thing I want a hot sauce

>>16967089
cuz >>16967078
tells them to write it like that because it's part of the psychology behind making people get frustrated/angry/scared enough to read more and more articles.

>>16967826
I don't like how acidic this is. Mayonnaise from any country in Europe is the best mayonnaise. Both American and Japanese are shite.

>>16963922
Jesus fucking christ, I might actually rape a modern w*man just because I no longer see these shallow fucking golems as human.

>>16968040
I am all for mayo but why would you put it on a piano? Is this some weird italian thing I dont know about?

>>16968048
I bet you're engl*sh

>>16967826
Its gross.
For me it's European mayo

>>16962789
I dont get it. There's still mayo at the store what the fuck is this

>>16968556
You are KILLING MAYO. GO OUT AND BUY MAYO. NOW.

best mayonnaise has arrived

>>16962802
they consider people who like mayo or cream as too "white" and instead want disgusting food slathered in spice and hotsauce.
Niggas rather eat blue takis in Dave's than a good homecooked biscuits and gravy

>>16963104
the mayo with the baby on it...
baby mayo

>>16963922
I did the test to make sure I *wasn't* non-white.

>>16962789
looks like cum with umani
don't see the point of saving it

>>16962789
Hellmanns changed the recipe and people dont want to be fat.
A small percentage is really poor or dont cook their own food

>>16962789
>people realized it's probably not a good idea to eat solidified oil

>>16967085
I'm gay btw

>>16968906
right on

>>16964780
>How can you tell
It's actually extremely easy for people to differentiate races and ethnicities if they're familiar with them. That's how Americans can spot a trace amount of African features in an otherwise white-blooded person, and tell the difference between a latino and a European. It's also why Asians can distinguish their own people from those of neighboring countries easily, and Tutsis and Hutus can tell each other apart but they all look the same to me. The fact that you're blind doesn't mean other people are or that the differences stop existing.

>>16964846

>>16969020
Only 60% accuracy, though. People susceptible to confirmation bias will interpret this as 100%

>>16967744
I meant all 3 sides of that trash fire "argument" you retarded boomer
can't believe this stupid thread is still up lol

>>16969043
60% on looks alone but when you start adding in other factors like location and context it becomes a lot clearer

>>16963686
>with olive oil
>”with”
Suuurre, what’s it 2% olive oil?

mayo sucks

if it has soybean oil or similar it isn't real mayo

If mayonnaise is made of wisked chicken eggs, then are chicken eggs made of unwisked mayonnaise?

>>16964628
Capitalism is an undefineable meme. Most if not all problems of today are not directly connected to capitalism.
Would be more apt to blame bastardised democracy.

>>16963922
I don't know why everybody is getting upset about this even before the rise of modern identity politics mayo was seen as a very white thing, of course it's going to suffer from that now

>>16962963
its party rockers

>>16962789

I live mayo. But I need them to stop making it with tranny seed-oils. If they can figure out a good way to make it with animal fats and no seed oils, I will quadruple my intake.

t. millennial

>>16962860
kek

It's amazing how you can kill the whole world by just opting out.

>>16964141
Don't worry she's back on the market

>>16963922
why are people screeching about this snippet? I don't understand? How is this propaganda?

>>16969980
It's completely wrong, first of all. I took the test to see if I was 100% pure whitoid and I found a very small corruption of southern European that haunts me now. At least I still have bluegreen eyes and brownblonde hair xd

>>16964141
>>16964177
somebody pls post the pic

>>16964177
why would you want one, first off, and second
ok, when you become literally the richest man on earth, you can get a gf like grimes. Fucking wow

>>16963922
I want to beat a journalist to death

>>16969464
>ackytchually if we had GOOD democracy we wouldn't be in this situation
How long will you be able to believe this?

Behold

>>16970540
>quality traitor
sus

>>16962802
>>identity condiments
>what?
liberals often make fun of conservatives for eating mayo....makes no fucking sense....liberal still eat mayo, they just call it Aioli

>>16963922
Mayo isn't boring, it's just disgusting.