/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16939466
Pain pills and frozen horseshit.

>>16939466
Frozen pizza. $5. Eat half for dinner and half for lunch the next day

>>16939488
This is good.
Also: Buy a package of bologna and just shove slice after slice in your mouth.
I just bought some today and I'm shocked at how expensive it is...

>>16939466
those arent hotdogs, they're frankfurters.
a hotdog is when you put a sausage (usually a frank, but sometimes a bratwurst or something nice) in an elongated, toasted bun.

>>16939466
deenz and ritz crackers

>>16939466
i like some rice and throw random shit on it like apples, sauerkraut or bacon. sauerkraut fits surprisingly well to basmati rice.

I eat tuna salad on a big pile of kale at least 3 times a week.

>>16939466
There's about 5-6 HungryMan dinners in my freezer right now. Also, for lunches, I'll microwave a banquet pot-pie (79 cents) and a steambag of frozen broccoli florets (89 cents) and mix them all up together.

This is more about convenience/apathy than cost, but they are cheap braindead options for sustenance, rather than skipping the meal (which dysregulates me real bad, I notice when I'm hungry my thoughts get real bleak and mopey)

>>16939466
Top ramen + cracked eggs

>>16939568
I feel like I have to put in a hungry man dinner for 6 extra minutes if it comes with mashed potatoes

>>16939466
why the fuck are you eating mac and cheese over the age of 12

>>16939583
>love the beer battered chicken plate
>wind up nearly burning the brownie every time because I have to nuke the shit out of the mixed vegetables and potatoes

>>16939513
Eat shit, autistic triple-faggot. Anyone who isn’t a pedantic little fuck knows that “hot dog” in common usage can also refer to the sausage itself.

>>16939608
It helps to read the directions, brainlet. They always tell you to remove the brownie after a few minutes and cook the rest longer.

>>16939480
a country boy can survive

>>16939619
>being this wrong
sure my duderino, keep seething.
it's not a hotdog until you put a sausage on a bun.
I bet you call the meat patties "burgers" too lmao

>>16939898
>understanding how actual people communicate is “seething”
I don’t think you understand what seething means either.
If you’re ESL, keep practicing. If you’re a native speaker, slap your single mom for letting you rot in public school; literally anyone other than you would understand the term “pack of hotdogs” to mean a package of the sausages, not some weird package or pre-assembled sausages and buns.

>>16939466
I liked cutting up the hot dogs and mixing it in with the Mac and cheese. Damn. I haven't eaten that in years.

>>16939621
If I need to get out plates for a fucking TV dinner I might as well have cooked my own meal. Eat shit.

>>16939952
just put it on a napkin brainlet

>>16939952
The earth farts when you don’t use paper plates. Cries when you do. You really can’t when on this bitch of an earth.

>>16939466
runny fried eggs
microwave grits or oats, flour or cornmeal pancakes
split pea or lentil soup in a crockpot

Frozen chicken nuggets from costco

rice and eggs and soy sauce
rice and eggs and corn
rice and eggs and brocc
rice and eggs and hotsauce
rice and eggs and horseradish and mustard
rice and eggs and sweet baby rays

>>16939466
goulash

>>16940032
soyboy alert

1970s era pressure cooker chick peas with butter

>>16939910
did i fucking say you could talk back to me cunt?
no amount of crying for a paragraph is gunna make you right, so just give up.
also didnt read your post cuz you're some faggot cringe yank lmao

>>16939466
rice and beans

>>16940090
>he thinks i can afford ground beef in BIden's garbage grifter economy

>>16939466
Spaghetti and sauce, tuna Mac, ramen. You can live off $50-100 a month of it

>>16939466
lentils and rice

>>16940090
Since when do you use mince for goulash?

>>16939466
Buy whole chicken when it goes on sale. Remember to get the big ones so you're paying for more meat than bones.

>>16939466
Sleep

>>16939488
Frozen pizzas are some of the laziest excuses I see "poorfags" eat. For $5 you can make a shitload of food

>>16939466
for me it's couscous with a can of tuna/gelatin meat, a small can of chickpeas/corn and if i'm feeling special a sprinkl of grated cheese

>>16939466
Add curry powder sometime, and some frozen/canned/cooked leafy greens

>>16939488
This is literally me right now. Just got off work, threw a pizza in the oven. Gonna smash half and take the rest when I get up and go back to work in a few hours

>>16940548
Paying more for saline than meat.

>>16939466
rice, just rice
If I have money rice with chicken

>>16940508
You can use mashed lentils or TVP

>>16939466
chickpeas, tin of tomatoes, eggs, fresh parsley,

>>16939466
thank you for your post fren. I ain't even fat but I love that shit

>>16939466
Pasta with 89 cent pesto

>>16939488
I can get a pizza at a restaurant for less than $5

>>16939910
>ESL
why do burgers think this is some kind of deadly insult? is it because they only speak one language?

>>16941376
EAT SHIT LOSER

>>16939919
Literally made this last night, but I am bougie so I used Annie's organic mac and cheese and wagyu dogs

hamburger helper

>>16939488
stop eating frozen pizza

>>16941376
it means you're a retarded turbofaggot for trying to teach people how to speak their own language when you are still learning the language yourself

>>16939466
I like weenies and eggs with Ketchup somtimes I throw corn tortillas in there and they get crispy

>>16940646
This. It's not 'poor' food, it's 'I'm lazy and my parents never prepared me for life' food.

>>16939488
Nigga get some tuna and mayo. You could have made like 3-5 meals that are actually nutritious.

>>16941376
What language matters beyond English? I guess you could argue Mandarin, but that's it.

>>16939466

i eat one meal a day. mostly buckwheat, rice, potatoes, oatmeal, flour stuffs. some fruits and veggies that i can get for cheap. sometimes eggs if i can afford it. i'll make chicken soup on special occasions.

>>16942550
Jesus, get some protein in your diet too.

chicken and rice motherfucker

>>16939466
gritz with cinnamon, sugar, and honey. add a little milk to cool it off from cooking in the microwave.

>>16939466
Cheap steaks. Talking $4 cheap. They're easy to cook and I've been cooking them for long enough to trust my naivete.

>>16943052
i have been priced out, sadly. since the pandemic all of the stores near me bumped up their prices. i forgot to mention beans and lentils are also a staple of my diet. i think they're quite proteine rich for veggies.

>>16944370
i can live a week off of those 4 dollars with ease

>>16939480
The Pillbilly diet

>>16942196
>I guess you could argue Mandarin
Not as long as they insist on using hieroglyphs as an alphabet.

Tuna, rice, and bean casseroles aren't bad at all, especially if you can add some cheap fresh or canned vegetables. Just need to season the hell out of it.

Vast majority of what I eat is some kind of cheap stir-fry/sloppa with noodles or rice and eggs or beans as protein.
Price of meat is getting absolutely fucking ridiculous so unless there's some on sale I refuse to pay for it even if I could afford it.

>>16942196
I think the big difference is that you can find someone with at least a rudimentary (if not reluctant) understanding of English on the streets of almost every city in the world.
Meanwhile, you try speaking Mandarin to someone who isn't Chinese and you come off looking like a crazy person. It may be one of the most spoken languages out there, but it's usage is very limited to particular groups.

>>16940535
since you're a mincing homo

What is the go-to poverty "seasoning" for beans and rice other than salt or butter?

>>16939968
Fuck you. Legitimately. Fuck you.

>>16939466

-Buckwheat, boiled with salt
-Potatoes, boiled, with soy (kikkoman) sauce
-Noodles, with sriracha
-Cabbage, fresh and shredded with oil dressing
-Egg, boiled, with black pepper
-Beans and wholegrain rice, boiled in pot together

>>16945646
pepper, garlic

>>16939466
Does beans and rice count?

Leftover meat and some veg thrown into a pack of ramen.

>>16942286
>corn and shit sandwich
:(((

some canned fish like deenz or tuna with some chilly and garlic in tomato sauce and some spaghetti. maybe a salad on the side. Cheap quick and healthy.

>>16939466
pretty good one, op. beenie weenies has always been one of my favorites.

>>16939466
I make pork burgers since it cheaper than beef and going out or buying market food

canned beans with hot dogs cut up into it and a bit of cheese melted in it to make it creamy

maybe not poorfag because I use good cheese but it's definitely my go-to lazy fuck meal choice. yum yum protein slop

>>16939466
Rice from the huge pot I make every week and deenz