/ck/ - Food & Cooking

some call me the gangster of love

You have my attention OP

some people call me Maurice

>>16925997
Eye fillet is only $24 a kilo at Fresh and Save you Woolworths cuck

WAA WAO

sorry I'm not a good cook I just like posting steak pictures

anyway yeah its all done now it's nice

I had some bad fish the other day that made me real sick too so maybe steak is all I can cook

I'm getting better slowly the more I cook steak. I've been thinking of buying some nice pans and utensils

>>16926021
>electric stovetop

until next time, friends

>>16926005
get a job you penniless hippy

>>16926025
let your shit rest

>>16926017
Not cooked, also chuck some garlic and herbs in the pan when you cook your steaks

>>16926065
that's clearly from the veg. you just outed yourself

>>16926076
>burn and over season your food
lol get me something from walmart tex

Some people call you a faggot too, OP.
That person is me.

>>16926109
t. non space cowboy

>>16925997
>$50 for this

>>16926155
¿? it says $14.55 on the pack

I always go to woolies an hour to thirty minutes before closing to get the cheapest prices.

>>16926162
>¿
dont @me ever again, paco

>>16926168
Why am I the bad guy? It is you who is unable to read. Probably a fucking boong

>>16926079
Clearly not retard, look at it again you blind fuck it bloodier then Mel Gibson's Jesus.in this pic as well you spastic >>16926017

>>16926172
Fuck off you stupid cunt. He said $ not £ and he was unable to read the OP pic. Obviously a burger.

>>16926012
what kind of pan is this where the middle bottom is higher than the outer bottom?

>>16926021
Those vegetables are pitiful. That meat deserved better. Just one freshly prepared vegetable would've looked and tasted better.

Hope it tasted good though. I'd need a drink after spending that much.

>>16926181
Walmart shit.

>>16926176
must be a colour balance thing on the camera. look at >>16926033 it's cooked perfectly

>>16926033
steak came out pretty nice if you ask me
well done anon I hope you enjoyed it

wtf is this fascination pigskins (and also ching chong ping pongs desu though theyve just been mimicking oink culture as of late) have with undercooked rotting carcass

is this really the best culinary thing you can do that you thought it would be worht posting?

>>16926183
thanks friend. I'm blessed with a reasonable wage I guess. it didn't seem so much to me. if you're ever in North qld I will make u a feed
>>16926205
thanks brother yeah it was real good.

>>16926210
its Tuesday night get a job

>>16926083
If your steak isn't properly brown on the outside it isn't cooked, I love a bloody steak too but you're not cooking your fucking food right

>>16926226
look at the other pictures retard it's perfect. the meat is literally the only thing that can't be mocked in this meal. you don't know this because you are a lower class American

>>16926228
Anyone worth their shit will tell you that's too red on the outside

i know its scary but you need to use high heat

>>16926228
>>16926231
He's right, your pan wasnt hot enough for a proper maillard reaction.

>there are americans in this thread right now who are so used to overdyed mystery meat that they don't think the op picture has a camera red balance problem

As a fellow QLD cunt cursed to cook on a electric stove, I recommend a nice thick stainless steel or cast iron pan for better steak cooking (I like stainless because you don't need baby it as much). I also like to use butter instead of oil desu
Get the cunt super fucking hot, 1:30 on each side and bobs your fucking uncle, mate
I'm braising some pork chops as we speak.

>>16926190
You're shit.

>>16926193
this is such a poor attempt at gaslighting

>>16926274
?? I know what colour it was because I ate it. do you think other people on the internet are some sort of third worlders who have never seen cooked meat before and couldn't identify the colour brown?

>>16926262
Why are you so threatened by fresh beef?

>>16926033
next time, try deglazing with worcestershire sauce

i'm not a /ck/ regular, is this how you troll each other here?
this is bad

>>16926190
>In an Australian thread

>>16926410
i'm trans btw, just so you guys know

>>16926437
>>16926410
Forgot to add I'm also jewish

>>16926410
shut the fuck up you stupid tranny

>>16926513
?

>>16926516
take your hormones and suck me off

>>16926003
Might as well not have seasoned it at all. There's nothing on it.

>>16925997
i hate modern supermarkets so fucking much its unreal how come they make 2 thin steaks instead of one fat one? because the average consumer is fucking retarded and dont know how to cook.

>>16926033
Hmm... Anon, we have standards here, you made something really basic and not deserving a thread. Next time, try to cook something more complex.

>>16925997
Thats too much meat for one meal man. I would get indigestion.

>>16926797
> /ck/
> we have standards

>>16926033
this is a good start OP, you have the basics down. now you should do a bit more research and figure out how to make a nice crust

>>16926270
doesn't the butter burn?

>>16926270
Does anyone not use butter instead of oil to cook?

>>16927932
I'm lactose retarded so I only use it occasionally (because then I'll have to deal with stomach pain and violent farts and shits.)

>>16926065
what do you mean? it hasnt been cut into in that picture..

>>16926181
a warped pan.. probably aluminum