/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16896236
england

Would say scandanavia but at least they have cute girls

Next question

England, hands down

>>16896236
Australian indigenous food is pretty shit. Witchy grubs were the staple protein. The Australian whites ended up just doing English food but worse. All in all a continent bereft of good food.

ingerland, straya, finland, probably some african and/or asian country nobody's heard of

>>16896246
>>16896249
>>16896262
t.doesn't know about Finish cuisine.

>>16896290
I already considered scandanavia. England is still worse

>>16896282
Can you call it cusine if there is no preparation?

>>16896290
British food is so bad that their average height is going down due to the lack of nutrients.

>>16896340
I guess

>>16896315
Finland isn't in Scandinavia.

British of course. I don't get the hate for Scandi food. I was only in Sweden for a month but most of what Ihad was fairly good besides the Surstromming which my ex thought would be funny to make me eat.

in order
> england
> filipino
> usa

>here's some sloppa
>yeah I shit and wiped with my hand and served you the rice and the curry with that hand
>everything was improved after leaving the country by every country that cooked it
>piss bottles

>>16897053
>America doesn't even have its own food. Everything they have is from another culture.
>America has the most disgusting food.

>>16897067
The South has cultural food.

Easily USA

>>16896236
America

>>16896282
vegemite more than makes up for austrlian cuisine.

>>16897067
I know, usa manage to make everything worse in some way or another, that's why it takes the cake

>>16896236
any country below the red line

filipino food. no fucking contest.

>>16897106
>germany above
>poland above

>>16897106
Excluding India, Vietnam, Brazil, and Peru, huh?

>>16897110
filipino food is either extremely tasty or horribly gross, no in between.

>>16896290
Iceland has Finland beat in this contest

>>16897115
pretzels, schnitzel, pierogies, all kinds of breads, mustards, zweiblekuchens, polish soups, doner kebab

come on man. thats some hot stuff right there.

>>16897130
indian food is terrible beyond paneer cheese. vietnam, i admit i overlooked, but what the fuck does brazil/peru have thats not the same old mexican sloppa shit refried beans and tortillas?
shut your sopa de macacao ass up

>>16897067
our rednecks can fucking cook.

>>16897152
Neither foods have tortilla as a thing. Flat bread tortilla (as opposed to Spanish Tortilla which is an egg dish and completely different) is a Meso-American specific thing.

Peru has potato dishes and a weird mix of seafood and meat alongside noodle dishes that are good. Plus, it is where potatoes come from and so they have a tradition with things like papas rellenos.

Brazillian is completely different too. The churrasco places emphasize roasted meats. Though in their staple dishes there is a strong emphasis on black beans (not refried as far as I've ever seen, that's also a Mexican thing) and tapioca related starches.

>>16897155
yes they can!
wish i could experience a good ol fashioned seafood bake but im northern and stuck in porkrolleggandcheeseonakaiser land

>>16897155
> put seasoned meat in some heat source
> wait hours
> wa la
That doesn't count as cook. That's more like knowing how to heat food which is not something that can be considered impressive

>>16897076
Please tell me that isn't buttercream on a stack of bologna.

>>16897190
mayo and canned cheese wiz

>>16897199
I can't tell if that's better or worse.

>>16896395

>>16897210
if you put in on bread at least, better
but still very questionable indeed.

>>16897186
you just hate us for our freedom

>>16897076
Hi I live in flyover USA. I have eaten some real legit midwestern pig slop but never have I ever fucking seen that or anything like that in my life. This is probably more likely to be eaten in Sweden. I still think England is the worst though.

italian american "food"

>>16897186
>cooking food isn't cooking
You non-Americans are fucking stupid.

>>16897316
Almost all reductionist arguments are stupid. He had to reduce BBQ to the point where it described almost all foods of the world.

>>16897155
we put da seasonin on it shieet

>>16896236
China
As in actual Chinese food in China.
>eggs brined in little boys piss
>live baby mice soup
>fish or animals that are served ALIVE
>dog meat fried in gutter oil

no other country can compare with the disgusting filth the bugmen eat.

>>16897354
>fish or animals that are served ALIVE
Nothing wrong with this.

>all this seething about anglos
You guys have too much time on your hands

>>16897354
I visited china when I was a teenager. You only eat homeless people food if you're a fucking homeless person. The food I ate in china was delicious/

>>16897136
all of the "good stuff" is essentially just spanish food that they retained from colonization

>>16897358
fuckoff Chang
Taiwan is an sovereign country.
Tienanmen Square Massacre happened

>>16897316
>>16897329
Bbq barely qualify as cooking in terms of techniques.
Making a omelette, or even making a grilled cheese sandwichis 'cooking", bbq is caveman tier shit, a little step above feeding yourself

>>16896236
according to that chart, the Phillipines.
The only nationality that actually likes Flip food are fucking Flips themselves, and even then they only ranked it 83% lol

>>16897424
Your first post showed that you don't have the capability to make an argument beyond reductio ad absurdum. You didn't have to post again to prove that's all you know.

>>16897190
lurk 5 years before posting, newfag

>>16896236
It's a tie between the wegians and the suomi

>>16897354
>>eggs brined in little boys piss
What number is that at Panda express ?

>>16896236
Unironically vietnam

>>16896236
Which country invented mustard?

usa has the best food

>>16897432
Your first post showed how reddit you were, there's no reason to reiterate again your logic_fallacies.png scheme you faggot redditors.

There's no reductio ad absurdum, BBQ is no more different that cooking rice with a rice cooker, and both don't qualify as cooking.

>>16897432
I also think you didn't used reductio ad absurdum right

>>16897076
No one eats shit like that. Fuck off obsessed bong.

>>16897106
Middle Eastern food is the best food you absolute nonce. You know nothing of the crump.

>>16897170
>porkrolleggandcheeseonakaiser
It's taylorhameggandcheesesaltpepperketchuponakaiser, you poser.

>>16898820
Reductionist and ad hominem. God you're so good at formulating arguments.
I wish I could have been the one to fuck your mom so you wouldn't have to be this retarded

>>16898849
> logical fallacies (used wrong)
> fuck your mom reply
You sound like a reddit bitchy virgin to be honest.
You can't even differentiate between an "ad hominem" arguments and an insult, you cretin (insult)
You are free to explain the intricacy of putting meat already cut in a slow cook devices and wait you mouth breather mongoloid

szechuan china. hotpots are absolutely disgusting.

The UK by far, these people are nasty

>>16898827
No he used it correctly. Stop embarrassing yourself

>>16898907
it wasn't correct samefag.
reductio ad absurdum requires an absurdum, something that when negate, it would lead to a contraddiction of the thesis.
You could argue about a "oversemplification" (which there is none, since bbq is actually that simple) but there's no negation

The same hold with the "ad hominem" used by you which requires to address someone personal characteristic to disprove a thesis. Insults are not "ad hominem" retard

>>16897214
It says "sometimes also" because sometimes retards will include Finland.

>>16898907
Also reductio ad absurdum is a legit math and logic technique used to prove theorem or lemmas. The usage of r.a.a as inherent fallacy just shows how little you know about logic and math. Probably your notion of r.a.a. comes from reddit and big bang theory that's why I pointed it out

>>16897065
>Pretending you don’t use the same hands you jerk off with to handle food.

They’re hands, bro. Wash them and you’re fine.

>>16898958
Listen dude, the double headed dick that is Scandinavia needs balls. It's in Scandinavia

>>16896246
>>16896249
>>16896262
fuck off

>>16899300
>geographically not in Scandinavia
>culturally aliens to Norway, Denmark and Sweden
>genetically very different
>not part of the Scandinavian dialect continuum
Only some retards like you include Finland in Scandinavia.

>>16899359
>genetically very different
>blonde hair blue eyes light skin
>Average height is 5'11 for men

I mean, I get it, you're a faggot, but like you don't see people in the United States getting so butthurt when people say Canada is part of North America.

>>16898849
>crying ad hominem on a website that has had faggot and nigger as an ingrained part of the vocabulary since day 1
Go back. This is not your safespace.

>>16897375
Speaking of Taiwan, their food is absolutely incredible, none of the crazy hairy bat soup shit, and the people are pretty based. Like China if they ever stopped being oppressed communist bug men. Food in Taiwan is also ridiculously cheap, even if you don't take into account the purchasing power of the dollar, even if you just count the Taiwan dollar, you can have an incredible feast in a comfy family owned restaurant, for very little cash. I pray every day that Taiwan will remain independent of the absolutely dystopian nightmare hellscape that is mainland China.

>>16896246
>>16896249
>>16896262
/thread

Latvia has, without a doubt, the worst cuisine in the world. I actually cut my trip to Riga short, because the food was inedible and I was starving. Fuck Latvia. Fuck warm mayonnaise and onion salad.

>>16897115
You're god damn right we are

>>16896236
Japan by far.

>>16899401
>but like you don't see people in the United States getting so butthurt when people say Canada is part of North America.
You're obviously retarded. Canada is a part of North America, not something that is "sometimes included as part of North America".

If you want to stop being an ignorant faggot, you should read yourself up on the Uralic language and the Finno-Ugric countries. Finlands brother countries are Estonia and Hungary. Only ignorant retards call Finland a Scandinavian country.

>>16899552
Cope, scandi

>>16896236
Somali food is disgusting

>>16899552
no one cares, bjorn

>>16897424
even if I took the "heating meat isn't cooking" argument seriously, rednecks still cook like crazy.
Biscuits and Gravy, fried chicken, dumplings, cobbler. You should see what they can do with mac and cheese these days.

I'm pretty sure this is just european insecurity clouding your judgement. It's okay, eurotrash can cook too.

>>16896236
UK and Netherlands

>>16897991
33

>>16897106
that's pretty shitty map, Brazil, Russia, Middle East and so on

>>16898840
>>16900046
you retards, the map clearly includes the middle east. levantine cuisine...turkish cuisine, etc

>>16898844
take your northern tip jersey shit vernacular outta here dickhead the product is known as pork roll, taylor is the brand name.

>>16900035
Dutch cuisine isn't great by any stretch of the imagination but it's too basic to be offensive. Boil some potatoes, mash it up with veggies and add meat and gravy. Also, Dutch herring is amazing.

>>16899582
Cope about what? It's not like I don't like Finland.

If you want to include Finland, it's called "The Nordic countries".

>>16899502
t. Taiwanese tour guide

>>16897106
>korea above line
>india/iran not
????????

>>16897186
>be Texan

>mog the shit out of your heat source by carefully tuned smoking with carefully chosen woods in purpose-made smoke-ovens
>mog the shit out of your seasoning side sauces by massively innovating on barbecue sauces with extensive experimentation
>mog the shit out of your seasoning blends on the meat by massively innovating on rubs and extensive experimentation
>mog the shit out of your cooking timing standards through expensive experimentation for optimal tenderness
>mog the shit out of your meat freshness by cooking with freshly killed meat from local cattle
>mog the shit out of your meat preparation process with pre-injections for maximal juiciness, brines, dry-ages, and marinades

And just because we haven't finished dabbing on you yet
>mog the shit out of your sides with shit so good fatties here literally die to eat more of it

And these uppity euros have the audacity to say "that's just adding heat to food" - no wonder they lost the revolutionary war, they lose at everything!

https://youtu.be/5URfsrtXSMk

>>16900649
>>be Texan
stopped reading here

>>16896340
No its cosine if it describes the ratio of the adjacent to the hypotenuse of a right triangle.

>>16896236
SEA where they eat fried tarantulas and shit

china or some African shithole duh
Have you seen the shit Chinese eat? and those Korean chinks drink poo wine
and japs eat fish semen

>>16896236
Definitely Italy. Only subhumans would ever want to eat that disgusting slop. Just looking at Italian food makes me want to vomit.

>joke answer
Engand
>real answer
Iceland
Fermented shark anyone?

>>16900212
Im never gonna stop saying Finland is Scandanavia

>>16900649
I drove through texas once. NGL those cattle I saw looked amazing. I even saw actual cowboys on horses herding them It was pretty based.

>>16897365
>the tourist didn't eat the shit most of the locals have to
wow, what a fucking surprise.

>>16900680
Yeah I wouldn't want to be BTFO by him either

>>16900173
That mostly applies to English food too, but the thread veered off from "disgusting" right from the off.

>>16900748
Sorry next time I go to china I'll just go to the yulin dog festival and boil some rabid puppies alive.

Its like saying if you visit the american south you need to fuck your cousin otherwise its not "authentic".
go fuck yourself.

>>16900767
Sure, then you might be qualified to comment on their actual cusine rather then the shit they serve to tourists for a weeks salary per head, you fucking child.

>complaining about meat pies and pickled fish
>completely ignoring chickity chinkos and their bugs and bird fetuses

>>16897067
>America doesn't even have its own food
Meme of the most uneducated nature

>>16900804
I'm pretty sure my chinese teachers family did not get paid to feed us.

>>16899550
Japan has some grody looking food. https://youtu.be/VginQY8UXBs?t=129

Philippines
UK
any nordic

>>16900649
what the fuck makes you guys so obsessed with this "brisket" shit? explain it pls

you get a big slab of meat and absolutely cover it in seasoning, then throw it in an oven for 1 million hours and when it comes out, the entire surface is burned to fuck and pitch black, while all of the inside is pissing with liquid plus it's been cooked like a sous vide ie totally soulless

dont get me wrong, it still looks like one of the best american foods when compared to all the other trash out there, but i'm just a bit confused

>>16900915
>what the fuck makes you guys so obsessed with this "brisket" shit?
This is the kind of thing a poor, confused soul who has never had mind-meltingly good brisket could be expected to say. Pity him, anons.

>>16900967
ok cringe faggot

>>16900974
Aight have fun with whatever you call food in your Euro backwater.
>you WILL eat the spotted dick

>>16897106
New Zealand food is based you son of a bitch

>>16900649
none of that shit is even remotely exclusive from texas you idiot redneck.
Try leaving your retarded island once in your life

> mog the shit out of your meat freshness by cooking with freshly killed meat from local cattle
kek what a retard

>>16900705
that pics makes me fucking hungry
How much of a faggot you have to be to dislike tripes?

>>16900723
>deliberately being retarded
Not surprising considering we're on 4chan.

>>16901051
>none of that shit is even remotely exclusive from texas you idiot redneck.
Point to the line I said this shit was "exclusive to texas" you dumb fuckin' euroshit, they just do it top 5 best - and the other 4 in category are all gonna be cooked by other amazing American redneck cooks too.

>>16901134
it implies that bbq is trivial shit that didn't even need a name

>>16896236
Regis, I'd like to ask the audience

>>16901186
Posting YouGov trash should be a bannable offence.

>>16901134
Relax, m8, you're taking one of the worst cuts of beef and throwing it in the cooker and literally forgetting about it for multiple hours until it turns black as coal. As far as respect for the freshness and quality of produce, you're right up there with the snowniggers who bury shark meat. Most normal countries won't bother trying to outdo that behavior, so you really are in the top 5.

>>16898963
We're not talking about fucking math you idiot you're just flailing now

>>16898777
Mustard seed is from India but the earliest recording we have of mustard the condiment is Roman

>>16901212
> math **and logic**
How about you learn how to read you buffoon?

>>16899502
idk i just learned about the fish guts soup they eat in the south

>>16900035
You take that back

>>16901197
get the sand out of your neovagina anon

>>16900915
>what the fuck makes you guys so obsessed with this "brisket" shit? you get a big slab of meat and absolutely cover it in seasoning,

no, you don't cover it with seasoning
S&P only is classic TX brisket
though, as our redneck very patiently explained, experimentation has led to many, many very good alternatives
... which you will never experience

>>16897076
>I'm ready to settle down with a nice guy now

>>16901389
*shrug* nobody outside of your inbred area wants to do that

>>16896404
holy fucking shit sauceeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>16901389
> experimentation has led to many, many very good alternatives

>>16898973
Yeah bro shit and cum are totally the same bro

>>16899504
they're coping mutts, the shit they eat is much worse. They can't even make decent coffee despite drinking tons of the stuff.

>>16900993
who the fuck eats it from a tin????

Englands food is catching a lot of shit ITT but it's not even disgusting. It's just not very exciting. There's nothing vomit inducing or foul about shit like meat pies or vegetables.

>>16896236
Dunno.
But I can tell you for sure, that the most boring cuisine, overall, is Estonian cuisine.
Sure, they have one or two tasty things, but the standards and overall fare, is like a grey monochrome painting in a beige room with a single naked light bulb for lighting.

>>16896315
Finland is not Scandinavia, only brit bongs and uneducated Americants refers to it as such.

>>16898958
This.

>>16899300
Literally wrong — objectively: on all planes.
Wrong geographical location.
Wrong ethnic groups.
Wrong culture.
Wrong language and language family.

Just accept that you're either an idiot from Blackburn, Lancashire or a retardesesian from Deteoit, and learn something for once in your life.

>>16899401
Okay, so you are a troll then.

>>16899582
Yeah, we'll do that.

With our equal tax rates to yours, our 8 weeks off, paid healthcare, free university, and freedom to all of our nature.

You go on with... Chowing down on oxycodone and your rioting and your electing either traditional cronies or reality tv cronies as your leaders.

>USA. Sometimes included in "the developed world."

We cry all the way to the bank.

Your learning disabilities are profound, but at least you're having fun. You gotta respect the Americans for their ability to enjoy almost anything.

>>16900723
Not surprised.

Let me know when they announce whether you qualify for bail.

>>16901072
based.
Its just starting to get cold here. That means it's fucking callos season, fuck yeah.

>>16897367
This is largely true. They adopted a few good items from Spain, also the rest of Asia. Lumpia is the same as any Asian fried spring roll, and fucking everyone can make simple stir frys, fried rice, etc. Recipes that are truly native to the Philippines are always bad. Some of this is the result of destitute poverty. The ingredients are limited to the cheapest of the cheap, most households do not even have an oven, many do not even have refrigeration. So your initial conditions are an extremely basic kitchen and bad ingredients.
Filipinos adore American food. A lot of them are starving so greasy, processed, sugary junk is like manna from heaven to them.

>>16896246
>Scandinavia
Cool meme, mongoloid. The top 2 restaurants in the world are in Denmark, and Sweden has one in the top 10.

>>16900723
American education, everyone

>>16903429
why is gotland not scandinavian?

>>16896246
>>16896249
>>16896262
What do people even consider English cuisine for this kind of reaction? I mean its nothing special but not that bad. English food is basically just meat pies and stews

>>16903391
I’ve had some great food in Iceland.

>>16903429
You’re talking to the same mong who didn’t know Afghanistan was an Asian country.

>>16901186
what the fuck is the japs problem

>>16903496
If a country doesn't use soy sauce aka liquid msg they hate it.

>>16903472
It's not big enough for one of the red lines on the map to pass through it

>>16901072
I don't dislike tripe, i just hate tomato sauce and Italian food in general.

>>16896236
uk and its not even close

>>16896236
In terms of where you'd actually eat: Burma, Cambodia or general SEA. They can't cook for shit and it's all gristle and oil. In terms of where is totally without any positive qualities whatsoever even using 'wanderlust' interpreted meals trying to shill it: anything sub saharan african.

>>16903479
It's a safe racism for söys. British food is often excellent and when I've travelled the every day standard is about the same as most of europe, better than the US and the rest of the world. France, Spain and Italy were better but that's about it.

>>16901186
The chinese answer is an outright lie. If you actually travel around half the time you'll be eating plain rice and weird anonymous tendon meat packets. You'll see horrors beyond your conception like spider water.

Chinese 'chinese' food is not what you get from a western restaurant. It's utter crap.

ethiopia. literally just slop that you eat with your hands.
Same with indian.

>>16901203
sounds like someones never eaten or prepared a smoked brisket. dont worry, one day you'll learn.

>>16903779
This. In my cringer liberal years i kept trying different african cuisines, ethiopian, sudanese, zambian etc. Despite fooling myself everything they eat looks, tastes and smells literally like vomit.

>>16903679
I'm spanish and we like to make fun of the english for their cuisine too, but my actual first hand experience has been similar to yours. It's pretty good in general. English food hating is just memes.

>>16903679
>British food is often excellent
ok britboy, stop falseflagging

>>16900649
based Hank
>Texas
how'd you guys like that fucking comeback at the Red River Showdown
c u next year fuckers

>>16903904
Nice cope fatty

>>16903958
>says the angl*id
comedy gold

>>16903969
Wasn't even me but ok, also not anglo. But keep licking black feet and laughing safely with your twink friends about how bad british food is.

>>16897152
You literally have zero knowledge about what you are talking about

>>16904006
Imagine being so insecure about your national cuisine you have to pretend you're not british to actually defend it. Pathetic, nasty people.

>>16896236
Anything above the red line.

>>16896236
Ethiopia
>you will eat de bugz

>>16896236
India
All slop

>>16896404
Gimme the code senpai

>>16896236

>>16901437
>>16904987

Sorry guys just the webm. Maybe go to /gif/ and ask. Pls report back if you find it.

>>16906078
>>16901437
>>16896404
https://www.xvideos.com/video14290443/japanese_av_star_bizarre_rice_balls_armpit_pressing_subtitled

>>16903560
Lmao what a fucking FAG

>>16897067
>America doesn't even have its own food.
Ahem

>>16906108

Thanks senpai. Just watched it. Kinda weird but I'll do what I must this weekend.

>>16897053
>> filipino


I'm gay if that matters btw

>>16897065
I know this is bait and a meme but having tried actual indian food recently I kinda have to agree with you. Bought a piece of garlic/onion flatbread and a bowl of spicy onion/pea mush and I gotta say for $20 it really wasn't worth it. Plus it gave me horrible farts for the entire next day.

>>16897991
1989

>>16904021
no shit. don't even want to try fucking brazillian food or shithand slop from dirty indian slum towns. who would?

>>16900649
>Be Texan
>Get left in the dark by a measly minnessota winter

>>16898840
Just because your food is so bad you exclusively eat Iraqi kebab doesn't make it good

>>16903779
>>16903795
you'd think that countries whose main foods are all in liquid form would invest in some fucking utensils, it can't be that hard to carve a spoon out of a piece of wood

>>16897053
>>16897110
>>16903215
Nah there are bangers, the crazy and poverty food just gets meme'd the most.

>>16897214
I think it's mostly up to Finns if they're part of Scandinavia. Was out drinking one time and asked a Finnish guy if he was Scandinavian and he cracked the shits about it the lil bitch

>>16896282
Australian doesnt really have much cuisine per se, we borrow from everywhere else in the world. What we do have is really good quality ingredients.

>>16896236
Actual nonbait answer is American ""cuisine""

I don't know why people say british when the largest influces on modern cusine are british.

>>16900649
Texans bbq is just avarage BBQ its the rest of the states that are legit retards who cannot cook.

Compare any of those "texan" methods to lets say butcheres in italy or the poultry producers of france.

I understand that 80% of the states are too retarded to cook a medium rare stake but simple cooking techniques such as these are normally tought in white countries.

>>16907307
Now this is definitely bait. You can buy that for 20 rupees here, not dollars. Try researching before larping

>>16896236
I'm Slovenian and things are pretty bad here, bros. All Slovenian food is poverty food.

>>16908252
I was in Italy for months and didn't see BBQ served once, not even at expat places. What region is that in?

>>16896358
Our average height is going down due to wholesale importing of inbred pakis, you spastic mutt

>>16908314
Most poverty food is good food here, you can't be that bad being only a few kms away from us
That sloppa is poorly done

>>16908252
The Italian and French methods for meat alone are fairly bland and tasteless, especially if you’re used to people who know how to use smoke to cook.
Now the Brazilians really know how to cook meat rare and medium rare. They have a better understanding of smoke and fire than europoors, even though they’re a poverty nation.
I think Kansas City has the best BBQ. Better use of fats, and sauces that enhance the meat. But Texas is very good, much better than the Carolinas or Tennessee.

>>16908333
Then maybe you'd prefer some sloppa from the environs of Trieste - oh, but would you look at that, it still looks and tastes awful!

>>16908323
I did not say that italians BBQ I said that's is monkey tier cooking which is why ameri mutts brag about it.

Fuck tribal germanic were rosting whole cows over a fire for a long ass time does that make them advanced culinary geniuses?
>>16908338
I get that you have been buck broken by a few gangs of mexicans but good quality meat should be left as god intdead it. You only cover shitty quality food in sauces and 10 different spices.

I'm sorry that you went to france and ordered fried chicken and was shocked that it had no epic crispy skin but if you looked a few rows down the menu you would of propably found marniated meat.

We use our higher quality cuts of meat such as the back of the pig to make bacon not to be a nigger and grill over a fire like some barbaric savages.

More Slovenian culinary horrors incoming!

>>16908344
Problem is, Trieste is filled with novaxxers, just look at the current state of their city
Of course those people are dumb so they can't cook anything good but don't despair! You can still check for our recipes and copy them, accessibility to italian ingredients is good from Slovenia

>>16896236
Nigeria with their slime food

>>16906131
you know that the butter melts away in the fryer and your just left with a light fluffy pastry right?

>>16908354
If the god didn’t intend for us to use fire, he wouldn’t have given it to us.
I’m sorry the French think that beef tartare is the best thing you can do with meat, but they are wrong. The French are great with baking and pastries, have fantastic wine and coffee. But they are either lazy or stupid with meats.
At least the Italians understand how to cook out the flavors and aromas of vegetables, and make good tasting food as a result, even with simple ingredients and methods. But even then, they’ll often mask the flavors of the meat with other ingredients. Carbonara doesn’t taste porky, it tastes of the cream and salt from the cheese. There’s so much going on in bolognese that it loses most of its beefiness. Pan-fried sea bream was done well, but that’s just because of a good EVOO and fish, and not really the method.
Even Jordan is better with lamb, camel, and chicken. But they are too obsessed with yogurt and pine nuts.

>>16897106
>Thailand
>Vietnam
>India

Fuck off.

>>16908326
Your average height is going down because anglos are subhuman

British food isn't the problem, it's the way we see food. A recipe like shepherd's pie exists all over Europe with variations, and is very nice, but the average mum here will make it dry and dull. Our recipes are simple but nice if done right, but people here can't taste the difference between a ready meal and a Roux brothers meal. But really when foreigners think of British food they think of working class food, the product of an attitude that I think began with wartime rationing. It reminds me of how the working classes abhor intellectualism.

The cheese is very good at least

>>16897152
You’re one of the dumbest fucks I’ve ever seen on this board

>>16901186
Peruvian is actually good tho

>>16898837
>No one eats shit like that
t. hurgin consumer
you can't fucking fool me.

>>16896236

Amerilards

Not everyone wants to die off of grease, fat, and sugar

>>16896246
>>16896249
>>16896262
>>16896315
>>16896404
>>16897053
>>16898896
>>16899504
>>16900035
t. seething colonials
Britain has the best food the world can offer

>>16909418
calm down patel/guadalupe, no one wants to eat your shitslop or mystery favela meat.
the best foods come from the med and THAT AIN'T YOU. NEVER WILL BE

>>16910492
only bongs thinks their shitty food is good. The fact is if your god forsaken island sank tomorrow no one would give a shit

>>16910492

>tfw from one of the 13 Colonies
>tfw you niggas havent been relevant since you invaded the Suez without our permission and ran home like a scared puppy when we told you to cut the shit
>tfw you dumb asses went from owning 1/4th of the globe to living on an island the size of Michigan

UKfags need to shut the fuck up

>>16903215
theres plenty of good authentic filipino dishes. try sinigang, kare kare, paksiw, sisig or lechon kawali to name a few

will definitely give you that most of it is poverty-based though, feels like the vast majority of filipino entrees are stews/soups. still delicious though

>>16910759
forgot to include my favorite dish dinuguan. fucking bomb

>>16910510
>>16910542
The English breakfast, Sunday roast and Fish&chips are loved and envied throughout the world. Keep coping

>>16910858

Fish and french fries are good, but far from "beloved" kek

>>16901186
There's no way British is this high

>>16897076
I'm so mad right now

>>16910858
I ate fish and chips in London. They were revolting. I've had school lunches more appetizing than that.

I've had battered and fried fish in America that is a million times better than the trash you claim is the same food in England. What the fuck is up with you guys and your aversion to seasoning?

>>16911225
I had the exact opposite experience

>>16908357
Id eat that with rice

>>16896236
the flips. They eat like midwestern trailer trash.

>>16896246
I would argue, but I guess that people believing this leaves more ango-saxon pussy for English women.

What's your favorite cuisine?

That one's the worst.

>>16911225
Bad restaurants are bad. The best fish & chips I've had were better than the best equivalents I'd had in America, but the bad places are McFish tier.

>>16896282
>English food but worse
oh no anon, oh no oh no.

>>16897106
Fat uncultured hands made this post

>>16912111
Oh yes bruce

>>16897152
Lmao take a look at this retard

>>16896236
Amerika
>Fried Cheese with deep fried butter on a butter glazed bagle with bacon and cheese on top
>amaaaziiiing graaaace

>>16912188
Fried Cheese with Deep Fried Butter sounds more like a scottish thing, to be honest.

>>16912194
This. When I think unnecessarily fried food, I think of Scotland.

>>16897170
nice ween reference, dork

>>16908314
that looks fucking amazing

>>16912188
Rent free

>>16912203
probably because you've never been to america
land of the deep fried everything

>>16912594
ween reference?

>>16912188
>>16914169
nigga what
what the fuck are you talking about

Colombian food is pretty fuckin awful

>>16908399
>I’m sorry the French think that beef tartare is the best thing you can do with meat, but they are wrong. The French are great with baking and pastries, have fantastic wine and coffee. But they are either lazy or stupid with meats.
This is something of the most stupid I've ever read here. Ever heard of sauce espagnole? No because you're ignorant retard that somehow think you know something. No one is as elaborate with meats as the French.
>Carbonara doesn’t taste porky, it tastes of the cream and salt from the cheese. Th
LMAO
>There’s so much going on in bolognese that it loses most of its beefiness.
If you lose the beefiness you screwed out. It's a meat sauce that's supposed to taste beefy.

>>16907350
They couldn't invent the wheel are you all that surprised that spoons were space-age level tech to them?

>>16897106
no one should take your advice, they're better off killing themselves anyway

>>16912188
you have never been to america

>>16908357
Szegediner Gulasch is great tho

>>16897076
sure could go for some of that hurgen right about now

>>16911978
It's usually eaten with potatoes.

>>16896236
America, obviously.

>>16901072
How much of a filthy peasant do you have to be to enjoy tripe?

>>16897199
I think it's mustard instead of cheez wiz.

>>16896282
You better not be talking shit about vegemite

>>16916450
>oh no! he doesn't like third-worlder slop!
the horror. the culinary horror.

>>16908399
>I’m sorry the French think that beef tartare is the best thing you can do with meat
God you're such a fucking retard, shut the fuck up

>>16897106
This

>>16901417
kek

>>16908354
God's not real

>>16896236
Russia

Pic related.

>>16896236

China. Actual Chinese food is repulsive, westernised Chinese is meh tier. Pretty much anything from south east Asia minus Thailand is disgusting as well

>>16896236
Ghana. Have you ever heard of a Ghanan restaurant in civilized countries? No.
SO IT CAN'T BE ANY FUCKING GOOD, CAN IT?

>>16910858
The english breakfast is the fucking sampler platter of breakfasts.

It's like a sushi platter or a plate of hors d'ouvres as created by someone who's only cooking ability is "cook thing in grease till it gets black crunchy bits" and "open can of beans"

>>16900649
>be Texan
>freeze to death

Wait, is this too soon to be making fun of the Great Blizzard? I mean, you have to consider that for some of them it was only a week ago since they were thawed out like a fresh neanderthal pulled out of an arctic ice well.

>>16897106
Hawaiian cuisine is ok.

>>16920386
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16896287
This. Africa(in general) is the worst hands down. I had to travel there a lot for business years ago. Been to many countries.. the main dishes are usually some sort of gruel/paste. The meats are disgusting and many times are actually spoiled so it's best to avoid anything with meat or fish. Pollution and lack of hygiene is a huge problem, like HUGE worse than any other place I've ever been. Even in places like central america they at least wash their hands and many times use bottled water to cook with. Africa was a whole different ball game. My coworker was in the hospital for two weeks after eating some gruel paste with a fried fish. I also recall seeing a food vendor in Nigeria walking 15 feet from his little stall, crouching behind a bush and taking a shit. Cleaned himself with some leaves then went right back to cooking.

>>16896290
>>16896287
>le finnish food is... bad!

Weird meme. Finnish food is perfectly fine because it's literally just potatoes and meat/fish. Worst thing you can say about it is that it's boring.
>but what about (insert meme food here)
Some medieval shit you dug up in a history book doesn't count I'm afraid.

>>16911225
Fish and chips I ate in London were delicious, however on the same trip, same city, I ate what was easily the worst pizza I have ever tasted in my whole life. I did not know you could fuck up a pizza that bad.
>tiny
>expensive
>looked like it was microwaved from the freezer
>toppings: cheese
>I had to separately go ask for oregano because this shithole restaurant didn't have oregano shakers at the tables like you're supposed to, they gave it to me on a PLATE, I am not making this shit up

I truly hope that joint is bankrupt. What a shithole.

>>16900649
>be texan
>can burn meat on fire
>be proud of it
I don't get it, even a literal uncooked Japanese sashimi requires finesse to make.

>>16896236
Philippines

>>16897186
lol @ Europoors

>>16908354
>Fuck tribal germanic were rosting whole cows over a fire for a long ass time does that make them advanced culinary geniuses?
Actually, yes.

>>16908354
Your poor is showing.

>>16922123
>I had to separately go ask for oregano because this shithole restaurant didn't have oregano shakers at the tables like you're supposed to
Lmao, this pretty much says it all. You probably got served an authentic Italian style pizza for the first time in your life and couldn't handle it.

>>16922087
lmao that is terrible

>>16921883
How did SPAM become so popular with islander bros? It's the quintessential alcoholic uncle food everywhere else.

>>16922154

No. I got served authetic British pizza by authentic British Pakis. That shit looked like they sold me the cheapest frozen microwave pizza at a 900% markup. Their fucking menu sucked by the way, they only had like 6-7 options for toppings when even the dingiest kebab joint has 20-40 at a much higher overall quality and much lower price.

Btw I have eaten actual Italian pizza in Italy and while it was bad, it was nowhere near the trashfire they had there.

>>16922288
So let me get this straight. You went to London and chose to go to a pizza restaurant run by pakis, and somehow it's England's fault that some foreign shitskins cooked you a terrible pizza?

>>16922301
>foreign shitskins

They're British shitskins you bigot. 70% of London is hindus or pakis today, I literally saw one white guy with a Brit accent on my entire trip.

>>16922301
>'ove me tikka mssala
>'ove me poo contaminated curry

>>16922301
>pizza restaurant run by pakis
that's 90% of pizza restaurants in the UK

>>16922304
Don't remind me

>>16922308
I mean a paki place is fine if I just want a cheap greasy pizza. If I was going to a sit down restaurant I would never go to one run by brown people. Every Londoner knows the good pizza chains like Franco Manca which is easy to find anywhere in the city.

>>16897106
if you exclude Mexico you might as well exclude the American SW and California as thats all they have, also bbq was born in Mexico

>>16896282
>The Australian whites ended up just doing English food but worse
Yeh but this absence of native cuisine also resulted in average Australians being much more open to foreign foods. 30 years ago you could get greek yogurt and panko breadcrumbs at any supermarket.

>>16922259
Shipping fresh meat is expensive.