/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16894944
>Atheists think this was created from a star exploding

>>16894944
I have and thojght it was just OK. Ibthen watched a show about how smart they are and decided to stop eating them

>>16894944
I have and I will again.

I have, but I wouldn't do it again. I didn't care for it.

>>16894954
How wasn't it? Religious folks think it was just always here

>>16894994
Nope, we KNOW that God created it on the fifth day, along with the rest of the creatures of the sea and the sky. It wasn't "always there", nothing save for God was "always there".

>>16895032
I mean you say all that but it's the same thing as saying a star exploded. Just worded different

>>16895038
Where'd the star come from, numb nuts?

>>16895074
Where did god come from numb nuts? It's the same stuff you just call it different words.

>>16895078
God is eternal, knucklehead, he exists outside of space and time. Where did that star, which exists within the framework continuum of the universe, come from?

>>16895083
Can god create a stone so heavy that he himself not move it?

Crispy octopus sandwich is delicious.

>>16895083
God is just a abstract word you are having trouble defining what it is but you can clearly define what a star is. So you can't just say "people say x happened then x happened, that's silly" then say "well X has always been around, I don't really know what X is but X made this happen somehow" I get you believe what want to believe. But you gotta understand that if you can easily observe a flower growing or a baby growing into an adult or a cell multiplying. But then say "well all that just happens because this thing I've never observed or can't define made all this happen" it's just kind of silly.

>>16894944
>>16894956
>>16894957
A freshly caught octopus tenderized on a boulder, poached in white wine and roasted with olive oil and oregano is as close to a divine experience humans can reach

>>16895087
Baby's first conundrum of omnipotence? The answer is yes and no, simultaneously. Can't wrap your noggin around that one? That's the point.

>>16894994
>Le exploding star dust

>>16895101
>Jewish wizard creating human out of nothing

>>16895097
God
Definition: the All Powerful Creator of all things and people
Pretty simple to define, who's having trouble defining Him? You? And maybe if you read your Scripture and went to church more, you could observe Him and His works, too.

>>16895108
That's not a definition of what God is, that's a label and a title.

It's fucking delicious.

Octopus, steamed potatoes and spanish paprika with olive oil.

I don't care if octopus have a higher IQ than the average African.

>>16895106
>Out of nothing
Adam was formed from the dust of the newly made earth, into which God breathed life. Eve was made from a rib from Adam. At least educate yourself before you speak.

>>16895120
>Adam was formed from the dust of the newly made earth
Sooo star dust? You're pretty much just saying you and scientists believe the same thing you just have different words for it

>>16895113
It's pretty much the dictionary definition of the true God.

>>16894944
It's one of my favorite seafoods.

>>16895124
Nope, read it again and find that I mentioned nothing about a star's dust, that I spoke about the dust of the earth, which you should agree is not a star, yes?

>>16895106
"dude magic lmao" is infinitely more plausible an answer than "dude everything came from nothing even though that contradicts the most basic core tenet of our ideology and then randomly arranged itself in the exact perfect order to form incomprehensiblely complex beings with absolutely zero signs of that process ever going wrong or not working out perfectly lmao'

>>16895141
nobody thinks everything came from nothing

>>16895141
Nobody has ever Said everything came from nothing except you

>>16895141
>incomprehensiblely complex beings with absolutely zero signs of that process ever going wrong or not working out perfectly lmao'
Nigga plants and animals get born with birth defects and mutations every day

>>16895141
Exactly. According to their own ideas, the universe should be teeming with life, and yet only one such planet exists that can allow life to not just form, but flourish and culminate in humanity, a species that is nearly godlike in its right, almost as if said planet was hand picked by some sort of creator entity and said species was created in that creator's image and given reign over that planet and the rest of its life forms.

>>16895141
>with absolutely zero signs of that process ever going wrong or not working out perfectly lmao'
Approx 95% of all species that have ever existed are now extinct retard.

>>16895161
It was because God flooded the earth obviously, read a book sometimes

>>16895170
When will these clowns realize that all of their questions have already been answered in the greatest book ever written?

>>16894944
Yeah

You people will just wake them.
https://cthulhuwho1.com/2013/09/07/the-worlds-largest-h-p-lovecraft-audio-links-gateway/

>>16895155
We have no means of seeing great distances with great detail, so we have no way of knowing for sure if life is on another planet, just computer analysis of an exoplanets atmosphere

>>16895179
That looks like it could use some tater tots as as a side.

>>16895185
It must be tough, going through life being uncertain of absolutely everything and needing to cope all the time.

>>16895185
It's bullshit too, NASA has to make shit up as usual to keep up their huge budget.

>>16894944
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GOING INSANE! HELP ME AFRICAN-AMERICAN-MAN!

>>16895192
It's better than pretending something exists when it doesn't, how is that not the cope to end them all?

>>16894954
How about you suck the pope's jew dick?

>>16895194
>implying it's just NASA who can measure things like radiation
You absolute retard.

>>16895201
Thousands of years of recorded history, as well as centuries of observations, have all but proven the intelligent creation of everything. It's pretty silly to ignore all of that and pretend He doesn't exist, but you lot are infamous for cutting off your noses to spite your faces.

>>16895215
I trust NIST more.

>>16895222
Who can deny those trips?

>>16895222
And how many kilobytes of data does that amount to?

>>16895143
That's literally your creation myth. Your religion is stupid and so are you.


>>16895147
That's literally your creation myth. Your religion is stupid and so are you.


>>16895153
>a random explosion of nothing created fewer botches than regular childbirth
Even you don't believe this lol. Your religion is stupid and so are you.


>>16895161
First, how do you know that?
>I was raised to unquestioningly believe it from birth and people in authority assure me that it's true
lmao
Second, species going extinct from "meteors" is a non-sequitor to nothing creating everything through utter randomness in perfect order and with no mistakes. Have you ever significantly randomized anything? How many times has it come out not a total fucking mess, let alone perfect? In conclusion, your religion is stupid and so are you.

>>16895238
'bout tree fiddy

>>16895238
A lot, probably.

>>16895241
Your mom got my MEATeor last night.

>>16894944
I ate octopus yesterday.

>>16895250
And your mom got my big bang.

>>16895241
>a random explosion of nothing created fewer botches than regular childbirth
That's literally the exact same thing as the Christian creation myth. You just humanized it

>>16895263
And good times were had by all

What few atheists in this thread have been thoroughly blown the eff out, by numerous learned Christian men. All of their lies, dreamt up by Satan, who manipulates these weak souls, all of their lies have been seen through and destroyed. An incredible sight to see, and can be seen more and more in our society. Truly, God is good, and we will win this spiritual warfare. Also, I hate the anti Christ.

>>16895260
Squid bros need love too.

Why do octopuses make Christians seethe so much?

>>16894944
Already did and still do, it's good

>>16895264
They are the same thing, which is why it's so funny to watch science cultists try to justify their absurd fairy tale and their blind faith in it through ridiculous and increasingly contradicting mental gymnastics while religious cultists mostly own it and just go "Yep, magic."

>>16895290
Because they make all kinds of cool colors, some of which we can't see like ultraviolet. I think that's very Christmasy.

>>16895290
I see nothing but fools manipulated by Satan seething.

>>16895297
Is that your excuse for frogposting?

>>16895297
Religion is just science for children it's fun morality tales and humanized scientific ideas. Christians are just really autistic about it and have meltdowns and scientists spend time trying to explain why something is happening.
>>16895305
The Bible says not to trust people like you

Don't forget the cuttlefish.
https://www.thecephalopodpage.org/

>>16895310
>Spouts lies
>"A-a-actually, you're the one who can't be trusted!"
The definition of cope.

>>16895309
I don't need an excuse.

>>16895310
>Religion is just science for children
Science is just religion for manchildren.

Me, I'm an agnostic solipsist. The ONLY correct and sensible position on the matter.

>>16895323
You're just repeating what atheist say when you say everything came from nothing

>>16895323
Why are there schizos on an octopus thread?
Is every board becoming /x/!?

>>16895338
Not until we start throwing out flying saucers and lizard people.

>>16895333
>Science is just religion for manchildren
Kek so you think God makes your car move when you hit the gas pedal?

>>16895340
Colossians 1:17

>>16895340
smails_kid_picking_nose_and_eats_it.jpg

>>16894944
You're the octopus that I'm having for breakfast. When I look at the menu, you're the thing I don't understand, the thing I've never had. I must have the breakfast octopus.

>>16895340
I'm not religious, retard. Read:
>I'm an agnostic solipsist.
That means I think you're both gullible morons swindled from birth to take blind faith as fact.

>>16895350
An ex girlfriend used to call me the octopus, I suspect that we can all reason out why.

>>16895364
Because she was a man and you loved to suck her?

>>16895089
that looks really good. Where can I find this?

>>16895360
Have you considered that you're still a useless frog poster?

>>16895333
>agnostic solipsist
You realise that's an oxymoron, dumb frogposter?

>>16895368
no

>>16895339
I think magical guru, global flood fairy tales and skydaddy are more than enough to ualify

>>16895369
Chinatown NYC, south of Canal.

>>16895378
As long as it's not fake and you're wearing your magical cap. Conan wins.

>>16895372
>agnosticism is the view that the existence of God, the divine, or the supernatural is not known or knowable with any certainty
>solipsism holds that knowledge of anything outside one's own mind is unsure; the external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist outside the mind

>/ck/ - American middle school religion debates

>>16895418
Why do you limit your thoughts to other people's ideas? Just think for yourself

>>16895418
>I don't know anything
>I don't know anything but everything is in my head
Do you not see the problem here, retard.

>>16895483
Shut up, bitch, you don't even exist.

>>16895510
No.

>>16895574
Yeah, that's why you can't possibly be a solipsist. You can't even understand the thoughts of your own creation. Just stop embarrassing yourself, pitiful toad poster.

>>16895622
>the existence of God is not known = I don't know anything
Based retard. You must be the part of my brain I hit on the floor play-wrestling when I was nine.

>>16895074
It was created by a giant space octopus, retard.
Do they not teach history anymore in zoomerschool?
>inb4 where space octopus from?
From an exploding star made by a previous space octopus. I guess they don’t teach reproduction now either.

>>16895649
I'm feeling a constant loss of brain cells reading your posts, so I'd better stop myself from arguing with a person who just admitted to being disabled. I hope less people have the misfortune of seeing your posts in the future,

>>16894944
Do you think Octopuses have their own religion?

>>16895684
>Octopuses
*Octopi
Retard.

>>16895290
Because they have the true perfect eye unlike the retard blind spot grapes humans have.

>>16894944
Why the FUCK would I ever eat something that looked like that?

>>16895724
Listen buddy.
Octopuses, live in very either tight knit Octopods, or as a rogue individual Octopus, or in pairs of Octopi.

Got it?

>>16895724
Eat shit you illiterate englishlet faggot
>octopus - noun [ C ]
>plural octopuses or octopi
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/octopus

>>16895724
Octopussies

>would eat
Sure, if I had to.

If I had a choice of something else, I wouldn't. They're too smart to be used as a common food item imo.

>>16895745
>>16895755
>Octoautists

>>16895724
Octopi- Latin
Octopuses- English
Depends on what etymology you ascribe too, both are correct

>>16895574
I do too exist

>>16895825
Sure you do, little guy. Sure you do.

Octopodes you fucks.

>>16894944
Yeah. I eat Takoyaki all the time.

Why are there so many deranged schizo retards on /ck/? This is a cooking board, faggots.

>>16896524
/ck/ is the highest IQ board on 4chan so obviously you have some outside of the box thinking here

>>16895100
So it's a no, babays first Occam's razor? Take your communist garbage out of my Mongolian basket weaving forums.

Blanch in hot water to set shape

Boil it with onion, red pepper, bay leaves for a long time

Deep Fry in olive oil until crispy

Salt and eat

>>16897562
Oh great chinas on its lunch break

>>16897605
Yuo like Kraft cheese piggu?

>>16894944
They are smarter than dogs, but very delicious.

>>16897672
Why wouldn't I you moron.

>>16894954
these things are not of this earth

>>16894944

Yes. Grilled octopus is delicious. I did however, cry at the end of My Octopus Teacher so I feel a bit bad about eating it now.

>>16895788
Don't feel bad, they don't live long enough to develop personalities. Most live only a few years, just long enough to raise a brood of young. Their intelligence is mostly used to procure food while avoiding predators, they aren't thinking about anything more important than that.

No love for octopussys?

>>16894944
I have. Prepared correctly they are delicious.

>>16896539
dude the Christian kinda ass blasted you and im thinking Deus is a little more based

They're the smartest of the non-invertebrates and just below us by like 30 IQ points.
They have emotions, remember and like/dislike certain people and things and can use tools and recognize themselves.
It's immortal to eat them.

>>16896533
i have bad news bud

>>16895101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X1iwLqM2t0
Eyes evolve ridiculously easily and have done so independently multiple times in animals using different optical principles. At least pick a better example, but it just demonstrates your ignorance that you think its hard for an eye to evolve.

Octopus sashimi is delicious.

>>16894944
Yes.

>>16895364
Because your penis broke off with your ex and your slowly dying?

>>16894944
ofcourse
just not a living one

>>16894954
Alright faithfag, if god is real, explain why niggers exist.

>>16895101
If you had to design an eye, which would be 'optimal'?

>>16894944
i ate takoyaki is that close enough

I ate a live one in korea it was wild

>>16898784
Never gotten a good answer for this, kinda curious

>>16901539
you fucking faggot

>>16894954
Guaranteed replies.

I ate raw, baby octopus at an obscure midwestern greek diner 10 years ago and the owner was so astonished he came out to watch me eat them

>>16894944
I've eaten it multiple times, it's okay I guess
>>16894954
I love when the whole thread gets run off the rails from the very first reply

>>16898784
Satan is real too.

>>16899964
which one lasts longer and in which environment?

>>16894944
hell yeah brah

No. Too smart.

>>16895083
>God is eternal, knucklehead, he exists outside of space and time
Who does god pray to?

>>16894944
Nope.
I dont eat things which are probably smarter then me.

>>16901996
>>16903507
eating smart things raises your IQ.

>>16894944
I have, it’s fine.

>>16894944
Those 8-legged are freaking intelligent, they would eat me in a heartbeat if they got the means. So yeah....

>>16894944
Had fresh octopus in Hawaii a couple times. I tried it raw as well as cooked. Very salty and chewy, but fucking delicious.
They are very smart little creatures, though. I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to catch and eat one unless I had to.

>>16894957
Grilled octopus is god-tier food

>>16895755
>>16895821
"Octopuses" is the plural in general, "octopi" is plural for multiple genera. Say I have two Giant Pacific Octopus, and two Night Octopus. Collectively they are octopi.

>>16898784
God commands angels and Satan commands demons. Simple as.

Fried calamari. THE true test of an Italian establishment.

>>16895364
You have four penises?

>>16895120
Adam was missing a rib? Does that mean he could suck his own dick? Is it a sin to autofelaciate?

>>16894994
>Folk
YWNBAW

>>16905951
basically this

>>16905951
>>16907289
Calamari is SQUID, bros...