/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper...
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper...
Super duper!

>>16891156
For me, it's
>Breakfast
The American
>Lunch
Caesar salad, add grilled chicken
>Dinner
Pan roasted beef filet
>Dessert
Ritz-Carlton cake, as policy if a place names a dish after themselves I order it

>>16891172
Yeah but this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwORKFZ5oLg

>>16891177
r u rich?

>>16891156
Penis pot pie duh

>>16891156
>selection of artisinal cheeses
>selection of cured meats

>>16891156

For me, it's a bowl of Fruit Loops for $21.34 ($13 plus 18% service charge plus $6 delivery fee, before tax of course).

And tell me, bellhop, how much extra to make you stay and watch me eat it in the nude while the theme song to "Pee Wee's Playhouse" plays on continual repeat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo

Think I'll walk out for five minutes and get an egg mcmuffin to go, then force my way into a room on a different floor and start a small fire.

>>16891156
Imagine being poor enough to actually have to order from a predetermined list of options. I'm staying at the Ritz I'll order whatever the fuck I like and they'll be excited to make it for me.

>>16891156
Cavatelli at 4 AM

For me, it's
>Breakfast
The Healthy Breakfast but sub egg whites for one sunny side up
>Lunch
skip lunch
>Dinner
Pan roasted beef filet
>Dessert and Late night
Cheese and Cured meat platters depending on who I had over and how much we had to drink
Would end up forgetting to order dessert

>>16891311
For eight dollars more, you could have them slice your bananas.

>>16891636
You've never had cavatelli at 4 in the morning?

>>16891630
>they'll be excited to make it for me

for the right price of course

>$47 for breakfast

I'll just go to denny's thanks

>>16891311
Kekked

Seriously these people are delusional.
Anyone with this money that goes to a fucking hotel chain instead of hiring a professional chef is both braindead and brainwashed

>>16893297
How much does hiring a professional chef cost in comparison?

>>16891156
club sandwich is patricians choice room service order

>>16891156
>Breakfast
Eggs Benedict
>All Day/Late Night
Kings County Burger
>Dessert
Sorbet

>>16893322
no clue, but i assume people spending 80$ on breakfast arent tight with money

>>16893364
>gee this is expensive
>I know lets spend even more

huh

byumpy

>>16891177
>as policy if a place names a dish after themselves I order it
solid policy

>>16891156
>ALL DAY
>11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
I’m not going to patronize such a dishonest establishment.

>>16891156
For breakfast: The American Breakfast, with Blueberry and Lemon pancakes.
For Lunch: A Caesar salad, with Selection Of Artisinal Cheeses and Selection Of Cured Meats.

>>16891853
I have, but it was on a spaceship, so I don't know if it counts.

>>16891156
For two, chef's daily soup and roasted chicken.

>>16895420
Don't forget the cold equations.

>>16893297
this just in, people with money like to go to nice places

>>16895444
They like to go to places without nigs and idiots wearing baseball caps backwards.

>>16891156
Man I don't doubt all of this is delicious but whenever I look at fancy menus like this nothing ever jumps out at me.

>>16891156
What a pathetically boring menu.

>>16891296
This with soup

>>16893327
no, because u get bread crumbs in the bed

>>16891156
>18% service charge “for your convenience” and $6 per person for delivery
Just raise prices

>>16893355
this, is there a even better option

>>16891172
Based

>>16896205
faggotty little nigga

>>16891156
I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Laguna Beach, CA AMA

>>16896264
there is no need for homophobic slurs here

>>16896265
what type of underwear do you typically wear?

how much of the food was made in house?

>>16896205
>>16896264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIbQcC-IbUM

>>16896455
I wear boxers or boxer briefs

Not sure. I worked as a bellhop and the front desk

>>16891172
>>16891181
>>16896258
This version is better.
https://youtu.be/ab7NyKw0VYQ

>>16896501
>no blackface
Sorry anon it's this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdVUyutYqE

>>16891177
>as policy if a place names a dish after themselves I order it
solid dick, I'm adopting this policy

You must be crackers if you pay those prices.

>>16891156
>Menu item literally called "The Healthy Breakfast"
>It's the 2nd most expensive thing

>>16891311
As someone whom once stayed in a suite at the st Regis and ordered 5 creme brûlée’s I will tell you that the footmen and waiters will not blink and will serve you regardedless of what state you are in. We had them bring in ashtrays and were chainsmoking lucky strikes and each dessert came in on a silver or pewter tray with a lid and each one was presented to us they also thought we were having a party so they sent a whole tray of silverware, napkins and Ice but it was really just three of us playing ps2

>>16896592
>tobacco
>state you are in

I don't follow?

>>16896571
health doesn't come cheap these days

>>16891172
fpbp

>>16894527
at no point of the year would the day stretch beyond 9pm.