/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16880838
Bros….

The lives of Democratic Party voters and politicians literally don’t matter

dulce de leche, peanut butter and banana. is it a good combination or something? seems too sweet. kroger peanut butter is sweet. maybe just plain peanuts would be better. peanut butter and banana is a recipe for choking, I don't know how you swallow that.

>>16880838
You can buy strawberry sauce at the store and mix it with some bananas, just like at the Chinese buffet!

>>16880838
your mom blows one-eyed goats for a dollar's worth of pennies and makes cheese out of their loads instead of swallowing

>>16880853
>is it a good combination or something?
it is amazing

>seems too sweet
You think its gonna be too sweet to be good then you taste it and its amazing

add a little bit of cacao powder and blend it, thank me later

>>16880867
This is a baseless claimed not rooted in reality. The internet gives safe harbor to little dorks like you who I'd otherwise punch in the throat for saying something so slanderous.

>>16880867
You can't make cheese out of cum, idiot.

>>16880867
Where does she keep it on the way home?

>>16880858
I never seen this

>>16881616
Tell that to teenagers with dickcheese

ketchup is tasty

>>16882219
Do Chinese buffets not have the strawberry sauce & bananas dessert anymore? And usually a pudding too, maybe some canned mandarin orange segments.

>>16882314
i have also never seen that

Sichuan peppercorn is a natural fit in guacamole, I tried it once a few weeks ago out of curiosity and now I won’t eat guac without it.

chinese take out donuts are just deep fried biscuit dough coated with white sugar

op is a fat fuck

>>16880838
>ITT
>Forbidden knowledge you wish you did not have
At it's highest level Freemasonry is actually theistic Satanism.

>>16882239
There's a reason it's called dickcheese and not cumcheese you illiterate gronk.

>>16882817
That's ridiculous

>>16882591
;_;

you can survive off potatoes alone
potatoes can be microwaved
and this
>>16882292

many meals fit for a monk king were had

>>16882314
>>16880858
Ah, retards assuming something their one specific local restaurant did is universal, I've missed this place

>>16880838
Sweet and sour sauce is just 1:1 BBQ and Orange juice.

>>16882909
Many truths are also absurd.

>>16883283
Well they used to do it at my local spot too, the Grand Buffet, but I didn't see any the last couple times I went so they might be on to something

>>16880838
I have seen and done things you cannot possibly imagine.

>>16883287
Working class people make me sick to my stomach.

>>16883454
Do you have anymore retarded shit like this?

>>16881616
>being circumcised

>>16883287
>Spanish and Italian are the same language.

>>16883454
Oh the horror!
What gives you the right to play god and create such an abomination as that?

cereal with yogurt instead of milk

>>16883476
>>16883520
Try it first.
I work as a chef and had compliments when I cowboy'd that up for dumbasses that went to a grillhouse and ordered sweet and sour.

>>16883741
This but mixed nuts instead of cereal

whole fat sour cream on mashed sweet potatoes.

>>16880838
Dried mushroom powder is delicious in desserts. Can't stop thinking of how to make mushroom soufflés now.

vanilla protein powder mixed with orange juice

>>16883909
chocolate protein powder mixed with coconut water

>>16883970
not awful
>>16883909
consider seppuku in the name of your family's honor

>>16883820
Bitch I'm saying that sweet and sour sauce which is just bbq sauce with food colouring is a working class phenomenon.

>>16883997
orange jews anon not food coloring

>>16884055
nah it's mostly food colouring. Less so nowadays but still.

Fuckin sweet and sour sauce, derailing another thread

>>16884203
to be fair, anon's recipe is exceptionally bad

>>16884270
did you try it?

>>16883741
>Nice thick vanilla yoghurt
>Special K
>Some honey drizzled on top, alternatively some marmalade or strawberry jam
I AM CUM

>>16880867
but why one eyed goats
does the cheese taste better than two eyed? does it havve to be a birth condition or is spooning out a goat's eye ok?

>>16883283
Ah, retards assuming something they've never had must not exist, I've missed this place

>>16885163
Nobody's saying it doesn't exist, why can't you read anon

>>16883741
this but with greek yoghurt, Alpen, and blueberries

>>16882909
Why

>>16883741
granola with yogurt is extremely common, this basically the same thing but with more sugar

I guess it's knowing what asshole tastes like. But what can I say, I'm weak man. A girl will do some crazy things with her mouth if you eat her asshole.

>>16883741
>cereal
>not granola
ngmi

though I'll give you a pass if the cereal is grapenuts.

Get some American cheese sliced from the deli. Not that Kraft singles bullshit. Apply 1/4 slice to a single sour cream and onion Pringle. Not sure why it works, but it does.

I used to enjoy shirako tempura until I learned it was fish cum

>>16883348
name one other actual truth as absurd as this

>>16886301
you are telling me that potatoes, cheese, onions and sour cream go well together?
no fuckin way

>>16882817
satanism and luciferianism are two different things

>>16883480
No actually, got it from a buddies "vegan stoner cookbook" but we haven't tried anything else because the banana dog really wasn't great.

>>16885163
Anon, your Chinese Buffet had 2 gallons of vanille custard leftover and a bottle strawberry sauce, and the chef said : Who care, serve it up with banana slices, they'll think it's a Chinese delicacy. Wow, Americans so stupid they come ask for more.

>sichuan cold fresh noodles
every got dam meal

You can stick hard pasta in a weener and then boil it.
I guess you can say my cooking went "viral"

>>16886809
Strawberry sauce and banana slices is a mainstay of the lackluster desert bar at American Chinese buffets forever destined to be outshined by the soft serve ice cream machine quietly whirring in the corner of the room.

>>16880838
Tabasco sauce and vanilla ice cream tastes like strawberry ice cream

>>16881547
it’s a joke tard

>>16886842
god that looks hideous

>>16886842
Does the section of pasta that is in the weiner get cooked?

>>16886382
"Vegetables" don't really exist.

>>16886848
Ah I remember those, some have containers of sprinkles and gummy bears and crap, sure to give you a belly ache.

>>16883741
amen, but for me its oats

>>16886462
>satanism and luciferianism are two different things
tomato, tomato
potato, potato
banana, banaynay

>>16880838
Peanut butter, mayo, and pickle sandwiches are fucking delicious

>>16888488
They'll hate you for speaking the truth

>>16888488
oh shit peanut butter and mayo I forgot about that

>>16888488
My ex used to eat that.
Guess how fat she is now?
I will give you a clue, when we dated she was tall with big boobs.

>>16888665
That's like saying you should never eat cake cuz your ex ate cake every day and got fat

>>16880987
>too sweet
a single gram of refined sugar is already too much

>>16888484
Not really
Satanism was an atheist cult that mocked both satan and christianity, with an interest in demonology in the same way spiritualist hippies get quirky curiosities about witchcraft and the occult. They basically went wild with the accusations that they must be devil worshippers for not worshipping god and wore this fake idea on their sleeve just to piss off christians more. They are obsessed with human's control over all.
Luciferians are actual devil worshippers who think Yahweh is the monster and that man is an abomination.

>>16888753
Well she did and eating cake will make you fat
I don't see your point

>>16888825
>Satanism was an atheist cult
Lol no

First time visiting this board. Holy shit, you people are fucking autistic.

>>16888939
got any proofs big boy?

>>16887513
Not completely, which is why that is the tastiest part.

>>16888963
You are the guy making extraordinary claims anon.
Where is your proofs?

>>16888939
Anton LaVey was the first person in recorded history to actually seriously call himself a Satanist and start a religion actually called Satanism and publicly recruit members. He was also an atheist and the Satanic Bible is atheistic apart from some pop-psychological magic he cribbed from Crowley.

if you order your meal at a restaurant, tell them to not use salt. This way they have to cook it fresh instead of just microwaving prepped shit.

>>16888961
Welcome newfriend, remember you're here forever.

>>16888961
>>16889193
Also, I was just pretending to be autistic :^)

>>16886842
Looks like a fucking virus WTF

>>16885163
Ah, retards, I've missed this place

>>16889071
Lmao nah, I'll just dunk some old fries in the fryer for a couple of seconds, takes off most of the salt, and serve that. This is standard practice, btw, at least ever since your little "life hack" hit the mainstream consciousness years ago.

>>16889244
So worst case, you get hot extra crispy fries

Seems good to me

>>16889250
Nah, they get barely warmed up at best, and just get soggy and greasy. It's literally just a quick dunk, not enough to do what you just said.

>>16889003
i dunno, where are yours?
show me yours and i'll show you mine

>>16883483
Few people who have that misfortune chose to have it done; nor do they even remember the feeling of having an intact penis. The fact that American society turns a blind eye to the practice actually makes this on-topic for the thread.

Also the existence of that semen-based cooking book.

>>16889071
enjoy your bland meal