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16872016 No.16872016 [Reply] [Original]

How do I efficiently de-grease a pizza?

>> No.16872022

>>16872016
I drag my ballsack across it then let the dog lick off the grease. Rinse and repeat until the job is done.

>> No.16872031

>>16872016
Just use a greaseroller like everyone else, retard. They're in the aluminum foil, wax paper, parchment paper aisle.

>> No.16872036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.16872037

>>16872016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.16872055

>>16872036
Incels are a trip.

>> No.16872062

>>16872016
lick it

>> No.16872074

>>16872016
There's more grease inside the pizza than you are taking off the top with a napkin looking like a poof

>> No.16872082

>>16872016
Don't order it with pepperoni or sausage

>> No.16872147

>>16872016
>>16872036
>>16872037
Instead of the old paper towel method I use a pizza spinner. I like the Oxo, America's Test Kitchen named it their pizza spinner pick and Adam Ragusea used one in one of his videos.

>> No.16872607
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>>16872016
By killing your self, don't eat pizza if you can't handle the grease or cook it your self and use less oil filled food you fucking shit for brain.

>> No.16872615

>>16872016
i've noticed when i eat cold pizza taht the grease clumps up. you could just scrape it off if you want. not as messy as dabbing it.

>> No.16872620
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16872620

>>16872016
Get some knäckebrot, put salami and cheese on top.
Problem solved.

>> No.16872627

>>16872620
It's Knækbrød, sweet heart and really rugbrød is 20 times better.

>> No.16873107

>>16872055

Uli is a based volcel and an actual wizard

>> No.16873132
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>>16872016
by being a fag

>> No.16873140

>>16872036
>prepares his food on the floor, inches from his bare feet
He’s not Indian, tho. I’m confused.

>> No.16873181

>>16873132
This is satire right?

>> No.16873230

Hang on a clothesline

>> No.16873246

>>16872016
By shooting yourself in the face.

>> No.16873247

>>16873181
I bet you suck dick "satirically"

>> No.16873263

>>16873140
He's1/4 Blackfoot actually

>> No.16873265

>>16872016
wdym? The grease is the best part

>> No.16873295

>>16872016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

learn from the master

>> No.16873303

>>16872036
>23minutes
oh hell no.

>> No.16873309

>>16873295
>mom I posted it again in a thread that has it posted twice before me.

>> No.16873323

>>16872016
Make them yourself you lazy faggot.