/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16851430
You can't get good research without killing a few innocent people. Modern medicine rests on the shoulders of hundreds of murdered innocents.

>>16851448
>dude what if we don't treat all these people's syphilis
>oh they continues to have syphilis lol

John Harvey Kellogg ran an insane asylum, he invented breakfast cereal as a way to make them impotent so they would stop jacking off 24/7 and trying to fuck anything in sight.

But I'm sure it's totally fine for men to eat.

>>16851448
Killing people in the name of science is fine, but at least run your tests on prisoners or black people.

>>16851566
Clearly it didn't work so what's the issue?

>>16851566
You fell for a literal myth spread by boomers on Facebook

>>16851581

>>16851477
Well now we know that, numbskull.

>>16851617
What does that have to do with breakfast cereal?

>>16851581
>>16851612
Yes, yes, eat more corn. Excellent.

>>16851448
>Modern medicine rests on the shoulders of hundreds of murdered innocents.
>Hundreds

>>16851430
the chipotle iceberg

>>16851617
>US men
>over half are obese
>obesity lowers testosterone
Surely this is the fault of a specific food and not American's being fat slobs

>>16851671
>yes everybody in america is obese but I swear to god it has nothing to do with corn and sugar just please keep eating corn and sugar guys

>>16851683
Ever heard of self-control? Why do other countries with corn and sugar have no obesity issues?

>>16851694
you mean like mexico?

>>16851694
Because their governments don't subsidize it to the point of being free addicting filler for food manufacturers to throw into literally everything

>>16851660
Why do they have so many food-bourne illness outbreaks? Is it because they use fresh ingredients while everyone else uses shit grown in a lab and then sterilized? Or is it because their employees literally can't stop shitting on their fingers?

>>16851722
probably both.
When a mexican is in the middle of a field picking lettuce, and he has to take a shit, he doesn't run a mile and find a bathroom somewhere. He'd probably get fired just for taking a break. He takes a shit right there and wipes his ass with the lettuce and keeps working.

Eating leafy vegetables is a mistake.

I guarantee people who ordered nothing but meat and beans never got sick.

>>16851617
I eat cereal all the time and my T level is a natty 800

>>16851430
When Aunt Jemima announced she was no longer gonna sell pancakes I was super upset

>>16851430
I like the Finnish margarin scandal from the 1960s. Apparently they were frying off the fat from animal corpses that were unsuitable for human consuption, to use it in margarin. I read about this scandal after listening to some old songs by Reino Helismaa and started wondering what he meant with his references to spreading a cat onto his bread.

>>16851566
I never heard about this, but I did hear he was an advocate for circumcision for the same reason.

>>16851430
The Chinese poison milk is probably the top, I think the CEO got publicity hanged

>>16851694
>Why do other countries with corn and sugar have no obesity issues?
the hundreds of millions of obese Chinese would like a word with you

>>16851430
>settled 44 years later

holy fuck what

>>16851430
The fact that Africans are destroying what little infrastructure they have so they can use the toxic, PCB-laden mineral oil to fry street food in.
They're also frequently electrocuted while they do it

>>16852265
this is pretty standard for big corps to try and drag out as long as possible and exhaust the legal funds of those suing them

>>16852290
>you destroyed what others left you

Nestle's recent shit didn't get a lot of press, I thought it was a huge scandal

it's very funny because they won the case thanks to their lawyer's argument that you can't sue the company for something that happened in another country even though they definitely knew about the slave labor, it's a crazy case to read about, the lawyer is a total scumbag who did his job well

frito lay suicides

>>16851448
see also, covid vax

>>16851683
Throughout ages mid 40s% of men are obese.
This is the main contributor to the Test. fall in men.

>>16851671
>>16851694
They have obesity issues(and low test issues). America's issue is bigger, but the trend envelopes the west as a whole since the 70's.

>>16852502
if the covid vax was legitimately untested then the first people getting it wouldn't have been celebrities, politicians, and various rich people. the part where poor people could get it for free would have come FIRST, instead of at the end.

>>16852835
The rich got saline solution. You fell for it.

>>16852835
>then the first people getting it wouldn't have been celebrities, politicians, and various rich people

Were they? Do you actually know what was in the needles they took?

>>16852435
the perdue farms suicides are bad too

>>16851430
When we found out that Subway buns were made out of yoga mats. I was disappointed but not at all surprised.

>>16851738
You do know farmers throw literal cow shit on lettuce right?

>>16854837
I thought yoga mats were made from rice.

>>16852987
>>16853348
Holy shit. I love that people like you exist. I'm no longer the dumbest person in the room.

>>16854891
This happened before with polio

>>16854891
>I'm no longer the dumbest person in the room.

You're likely the dumbest person in your entire fucking hemispehere

>>16851448
>hundreds

>>16852835
"Important" people taking the vax on tv to show the plebs its safe didn't take the vax. There's tons of video examples, of using empty syringes, syringes without needles, etc.

Denny's had some racist managers so they fired the fucking CEO.
White Castle was racist towards hiring black people now they make sure to hire a ton.

>>16854837
God this thing is beyond retarded. Giving women rights was a mistake.

>>16852435
When will the Jews learn that the whole point of the 40-hour work week is that that's the maximum amount of labor you can extract from an individual over an indefinite period of time? Adding a few more hours can get stuff done a little faster if there's an immediate deadline you have to meet, but working for 50 hours a week over two months will actually result in less useful work being completed than 40 hour weeks.

>>16852290
Anyone got the webm of the future engineer with his hands stuck to the transformer he was trying to loot? The current was burning holes in him, you could see his ribs exposed as he writhed around. It was heckin cool.

>>16855034
Small decline in productivity is worth the price of putting the goyim in its place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_diethylene_glycol_wine_scandal

>>16851430
Canada's shame.

>>16851477
>Do nothing
>Somehow this means you've killed people

>Wash mouth with Fluoride
>Spit it out after a minute
>"Not to be ingested"
>Read about Americans having Fluoride added to their tapwater
Not a scandal tho?

>>16851566
It wouldn't be fine of you ate ONLY cornflakes, captain retard.
Anybody on a low-protein diet will become placid and docile, it's why cults often make their members go on a "specially formulated vegan diet"
But one bowl of cornflakes a week, while you're still eating your beans, meats, cheeses, and yogurt, isn't going to make your dick fall off.

>>16855494
>Destruction of the wine
>As a consequence of the scandal, a total of 27,000,000 litres of wine (corresponding to 36 million bottles or seven months' worth of Austria's total wine exports at the pre-1985 level) had to be destroyed by the West German authorities, which had confiscated or otherwise collected the wine. Doing this in an environmentally acceptable way proved to be something of a challenge, because DEG was incompatible with sewage treatment plants. In the end, the wine was disposed of and destroyed by being poured into the ovens of a cement plant as a cooling agent instead of water.[6]
I fully expected they'd just chuck in the ocean.

>>16854970
>empty syringes
Nigga-
I refuse to vaxx but if it was a choice between syringe A: air embolism and syringe B: possible clotshot, I'd take the fugging clot shot.

>>16855758
They are planning to put it in all UK water too, but absolutely nobody seems to give a shit about it.

>>16855805
The example seems to be an empty shot where they don't even press it, because it's already fully pressed and thus doesn't even contain air to give you an air embolism.

>>16855652
>>>16851566
you must be 16 or a woman to be shocked that a billionaire italian in montreal is mob connected

>>16851694
>Why do other countries with corn and sugar have no obesity issues?
They do you fucking retard
No high-sugar-diet country has low obesity rates

>>16855805
The syringe is empty as in the plunger is fully depressed to begin with and there's neither gas nor liquids being injected, not empty as in "a syringe full of air". Just watch the fucking webm, it's only 15 sec.

>>16856063
Do you have the webm of the yamaka wearing gentleman getting his vax, where the doctor just squirts it over his shoulder?

>>16852255

>>16855752
When you are a doctor, informing people that they have syphilis and that they need treatment for it is a basic duty

>>16852255
>>16856134
jesus christ

>>16856134
>Zhang Yujun and Geng Jinping were executed on 24 November 2009.
China can be kind of based sometimes. They would never have been executed in America and if they were it would have taken decades.

>>16854285
didn't hear about that.
general farmer/rancher suicides, or suicides of people working in perdue plants? or is perdue making the small farmer life financially impossible thereby exacerbating the farmer suicide epidemic?

>>16856128
>gee you polniggers sure know how to spell them words good

>>16854891
I hear thalidomide really helps with being a faggot, you should try it some time.

Upton Sinclair's novel "The Jungle" being written to show how shitty it was to work in a meat packing plant and shed light on the bad working conditions and low pay, but instead people just got grossed out about dead rats and human blood getting into their food and the FDA was created. more or less. it was a big deal at the time, too bad his novel didn't have the intended effect.

>>16855758
And all the women are just so happy it helps people's teeth!

>>16851430
Anybody else remember the red M&M cancer thing?

>>16856223
It wouldn't surprise me if they were some mid tier level puppets that took the fall for a higher executive decision. Similar to how Egypt executed a dozen or so "terrorists" after a bus blew up just a short time later.
>"It's safe now, we killed them all, promise! Please visit our pyramids and pay us the only income this country has"

>>16856134
>>16856223
>a series of drumhead trials
is this a joke? why would you need to do drumhead trials for a domestic crime with no apparent national emergency?

>>16851430
The Austrian wine thing is pretty interesting. Also pretty damn scary.

>>16851927
>Aunt Jemima
Who?

>>16856134
This event single handedly ruined the Australian dairy economy from a buyer's perspective.

>>16860144
Wife of Uncle Ben.

>>16860137
The 1985 diethylene glycol wine scandal (German: Glykolwein-Skandal) was an incident in which several Austrian wineries illegally adulterated their wines using the toxic substance diethylene glycol (a minor ingredient in some brands of antifreeze) to make the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied in the style of late harvest wines.[1] Many of these Austrian wines were exported to West Germany, some of them in bulk to be bottled at large-scale West German bottling facilities. At these facilities, some Austrian wines were illegally blended into German wines by the importers, resulting in diethylene glycol ending up in some bulk-bottled West German wines as well.[2]

The scandal was uncovered by wine laboratories performing quality controls on wines sold in West Germany, and immediately made headlines around the world. The affected wines were immediately withdrawn from the market. A number of people involved in the scandal were sentenced to prison or heavy fines in Austria and West Germany.

The short-term effect of the scandal was a complete collapse of Austrian wine exports and a total loss of reputation of the entire Austrian wine industry, with significant adverse effects on the reputation of German wines as well. The long-term effect was that the Austrian wine industry focused their production on other wine types than previously, primarily dry white wines instead of sweet wines, and increasingly targeted a higher market segment, but it took the Austrian wine industry over a decade to recover. Much stricter wine laws were also enacted by Austria.

>>16860410
As a consequence of the scandal, a total of 27,000,000 litres of wine (corresponding to 36 million bottles or seven months' worth of Austria's total wine exports at the pre-1985 level) had to be destroyed by the West German authorities, which had confiscated or otherwise collected the wine. Doing this in an environmentally acceptable way proved to be something of a challenge, because DEG was incompatible with sewage treatment plants. In the end, the wine was disposed of and destroyed by being poured into the ovens of a cement plant as a cooling agent instead of water.[6]

>>16860297
spiderman's uncle?

>>16851430
My wife

>>16860846
spiderman's uncle hates niggers

>>16855804
Just dumping shit can have a real impact. My city lost power for a couple days last year and they traced a bunch of fish deaths in the creek to a hyvee that dumped all their spoiled milk down the storm drain

>>16862708
what the fuck does you losing power have to do with anything else you said you fucking retard?

>>16851430
>RADIOACTIVE
I mean we use radioactive isotopes as markers in alot of things. not all radiation is extremely harmful though so is this actually a bs concern the parents sued over?

>>16851935
https://niche-canada.org/2021/03/24/hard-butter-times-in-canada-what-buttergate-reveals-about-environmental-and-food-history/

>>16862818
The spoiled milk? You need to refrain from drunkposting

>>16862880
the spoiled milk made your city cut it's power? you need to refrain from methposting

>>16862904
I think the Hyvee (grocery store) dumping the spoiled milk into a storm drain caused a bunch of fish to die and somehow that caused a power outage but I'm kind of curious how, it's not immediately apparent

Chester Cheetah sightings

>>16862708
Yes, that was my implication but humans love to dump their problems in the ocean telling themselves it doesn't matter (not the god damn drain in a city).
I'm not convinced though. 27 MILLION LITERS of shitty wine was "safely" disposed as COOLANT in a (singular) cement plant? You can bet your ass those poor buggers working there didn't listen for long and started chugging that shit for their own use like the opportunistic monkeys we are when poor.

>>16854837
https://www.fda.gov/food/food-additives-petitions/azodicarbonamide-ada-frequently-asked-questions

These things always seem blown out of proportion. Like we literally cannot have any trace amounts of something from X not-food product in a food product without it being harmful. You can tell the "yoga mat" is what set everyone off.

>>16851935
the scandal is that people eat margarine

>>16852835
>if the covid vax was legitimately untested then the first people getting it wouldn't have been celebrities, politicians, and various rich people
this is a retarded take

>>16851630
yeah what you eat has nothing to do with health

>>16862877
>The term “cocoanut cow” peppered debates as Congressmen determined whether “filled milk” (skim milk with butterfat removed and coconut oil added) should be permitted for sale.

>>16851630
>Kellogg’s solution to all this suffering was a healthy diet. He thought that meat and certain flavorful or seasoned foods increased sexual desire, and that plainer food, especially cereals and nuts, could curb it. While working as the superintendent at Michigan’s Battle Creek Sanitarium, he hit upon a few different healthy eating ideas. Two became breakfast staples and one (thankfully) didn’t.
>(pic)

>>16854970
An injection from an empty syringe would be fatal.

>>16860416
>west german
>poured into the ovens
I think there’s a joke in there somewhere

a dude was trying to use miraculinto develop a sugar substitute, and his office was broken into, all files stolen and his car was nearly run off the road by a "crazy drunk"

>>16852435
>told Vice
Good, I hope the piece of shit offs himself too.

>>16852290
I'm Kenyan and still sad I never got to try those transformer fries.

>>16855652
Canada carries a lot of shame but none of it is due to the few white men we have left.

For me, it's gotta be those fake chinese eggs

https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/06/how-to-make-a-rotten-egg/

>>16863680
That's too bad. I hope you atleast get drunk off the chang'aa

dont feed girls eggs

hydroelectric power is actually fish harnessed to a wheel in a creek, very susceptible to spoiled milk turbidity

>>16863752
>Article mentions there was pork in China that would glow blue

What the fuck, I had to look this up. https://www.chinasmack.com/blue-glowing-pork-meat-found-in-shanghai

>>16856134
And the Chinese have been raiding Australian stocks of milk and formula ever since.

>>16856165
Informed consent is no longer a requirement on medicine post 2020.

>>16851612
Did you apply for a job at Politifact yet?

>>16855805
Friendly reminder that air embolisms only occur if you inject air into the circulatory system, a syringe of air into muscle tissue does almost nothing at all.

What’s to prevent the syringe being filled with saline in your shitty argument, btw?

Oh right, nothing.

>>16863871
i learnt this from terminator 2 when sarah connor kills that guy by injecting air into his neck

>>16851810
what a chad posting on 4chan /ck/

>>16863871
It also needs to be a huge volume of air. Those bubbles or even a half a syringe aren't going to do anything even when right into the veins

>>16851722
Because the stuff they serve sits in a bain marie all day. It's basically a burrito buffet.

>>16863771
The glowies completely obliterated the chang'aa scene. Weed is where everybody's at right now and I don't smoke. However, I'm thinking of growing psilo and starting a proper psychedelic culture.

>>16862904
> the spoiled milk made your city cut it's power?

Are you really this stupid?

How would the city come by enough spoiled milk to kill fish in the river? Oh, maybe refrigeration failing due to a power outage?

>>16863614
Yeah, being injected the entire 0 milliliters of nothing is totally fatal.
Did you maybe assume "empty" means "containing air" as opposed to, you know, "empty"?

>>16852502
I think if half of the whole planet was injected with poison more people would be dead

>>16852502
based

>>16851566
>John Harvey Kellogg
Reading his Wikipedia page is bizarre. He did seem fairly intelligent and knew about some things before they became widely accepted, but like half of it is like reading about someone with a BDSM fetish.

>recommends circumcision with no anesthesia so they'll feel the pain
>burns women's clits with acid
>chastity cages
>tying up hands to prevent masturbation
>orgasm denial
>sewing silver thread into penises to cause pain and prevent erections

>>16864550
you have to remember a lot of people used to believe in heaven and hell

>Greek yogurt and semen mixup scandel.

>>16854932
MEDS NOW

>>16864556
used to?

>>16851660
I don't know why people even still eat at that shitty place. Their food fucking sucks, even before all of the food controversy

>>16863679
Corporate cuckold detected

>>16863351
How much coolant does a cement plant consume?

>>16854837
Wait till you find out how often you breathe in the gas that was used to cool the engines of old Porches.

>>16864683
>used to?
yeah, used to.

>>16858129

In China its a common practice for rich people convicted of crimes and sentenced to jail time to pay other people to take the sentence for them. I wouldnt be surprised if some Squid Game level of dude in debt agreed to be executed in exchange for his debt being covered and his family being taken care of

The Judgement of Paris, in which Californian wines BTFO French wines, making the French so mad they banned the organizer for a year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)

For me, it's a tossup between this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal
For the amount of butthurt vs. actual harm it caused
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_butter_crisis
And this because the idea of Norwegians gnashing their teeth about not having butter is hilarious

>>16851566
>insane asylum
Look up the Federal Center in battle creek, michigan. That used to be the "Battle Creek Sanitarium" run by Kellogg. To just call it an "insane asylum" and to throw in the over exaggeration of the cornflakes is off base. Cornflakes were made to be a low impact food for recovering/healing people, as they were bland but nutritious. It would be appropriate to go after his support of genital mutilation, as Kellogg is the key reason Americans now get circumcised consistently.

>>16864757
Honestly no fucking clue but if they used water before they now need to STORE 27 million liters of wine instead of opening as many hoses of water as they need.

>>16864556
>you go to hell for masturbating
>but not for mutilating children's genitalia

even in his time kellog was considered a freak. he even got kicked out of his own cult insitute for being too weird for them.

kellogg didnt just oppose premarital sex, he was against sex of any kind and never fucked his own wife.

>>16851448
Kill guilty people instead

>>16865241
Explain why all americans get jew-mutilated then

>>16865303
Jews, Christians, and Muslims all do male circumcision. It is the tradition from Prophet Abraham (peace be upon him).

You could read up on it yourself here to start,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision?wprov=sfla1

It is not food or cooking related, so if you want to discuss this topic further please do so on the appropriate board.

>>16865337
I'm sure someone has eaten it before

>>16865337
>Christians
Not in Europe

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