/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16844847
no, I don't think I will

>>16844847
The guy with the easiest job in the world is complaining about it

>>16844847
Stop posting this same shit repeatedly.

>>16844847
any blanco tequila recommendations?

>>16844847
What chips? Im curious

>>16844847
you are a nigger

>>16844847
thanks for this list of specific ways to piss off fussy little faggots like you, you fussy little faggot.

>>16844884
Espolon is my go-to. Milagro, Olmeca Altos and Hussongs are good too. Might go for Camarena or Lunazul for something a little cheaper.
>>16844892
The Whole Shabang.

>>16844924
thanks, I currently mostly get Espolon or Tres Agaves

>>16844911
if you act like a nigger it tends to annoy people

>>16844847
Patron is pretty good, but I'd welcome your half priced suggestions

What specifically is wrong with buying booze on the sabbath?

>>16844847
Stop closing on a Sunday and I'll consider your demands.

>>16845151
>Espolon
>Olmeca Altos
>Hussongs
>Corralejo
>Milagro
>People CLAIM 1800 is better but I am not of that opinion
>Tres Agaves isn't bad
And if you're doing a similar price point to Patron, El Tesoro or Suavecito Anejo blow it out the water.

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
Why
>Stop yelling at me for giving your kid a lollipop
Creep
>Stop buying those extra-seasoned chips you used to eat in jail
Free market
>Stop offering me blowjobs if I buy your booze for you.
Doesn't happen; don't flatter yourself

>>16844847
>Stop offering me blowjobs if I buy your booze for you

QRD?

>Stop asking for Crown Salted Caramel, there's none coming this year.

try to stop me, i've stocked up 12 bottles and am going to get more.

>>16844847
Fren, you need a drink.
I'm buying.

>>16844847
Fellow liquor store worker, how are you? I used to work in a drive thru for a few years while in uni, and all your grievances are 100% understandable.

Also, stop smoking crack in the fucking restroom, stop bringing your kids in the store, stop asking me if it's okay to be a dollar or two short on a fucking liquor purchase, and stop hanging out in the fucking parking lot.

>>16844924
Lunazul is my favorite budget tequila

we've had this same fucking thread before

>>16844847
>Stop asking for more mead variety. We'd stock it if anyone fucking bought it.
I buy it for d&d night faggot

>>16844847
>we’d stock it if anyone fucking bought it
MAYBE STOCK IT FIRST SO PEOPLE CAN BUY IT?

>>16845500
We've had it stocked in the past dolt. Nobody bought it.

>>16845510
Trends change

>>16845607
And patterns don't.

>>16844847
What state do you live in where there's no fucking Hennesy to be found? Agree hard on patron though, that shit got hyped by rappers decades ago and is still coasting.

>mfw went into the liquor store this morning at 10 A.M. for a 12 pack of beer and a handle of vodka
WHAT A LIFE

>>16845637
but anon the coffee patron is the best of all the coffee liquors

>>16845637
Ohio. There is literally none being shipped into the whole state.

>>16844924
>The Whole Shabang
I have literally never seen those anywhere but jail. I know you can buy a huge case of them on amazon but fuck that

>>16844892
Shit tier branded chips like upz
Made specifically for liquor store so customers drink more for countless packy runs

>>16845796
Not upz UTZ you fucking moron

>>16845799
Moot point anyway because he already said they're The Whole Shabang.

>>16845865
>Moot
Who?

>>16844847
Stop getting an ego when you work in a fucking liquor store

Lol imagine if a gas station worker got this uppity, thats the level that you're on

>>16844847
>wagie complains about the things that make his job mildly annoying
What would /ck/ be without it?

>>16845210
Because OP can't handle the mild stresses of a busy work day.

>>16845365
thanks for the recs

>>16845629
lmao what a dunce

>>16844847
>Stop offering me blowjobs if I buy your booze for you.
Think I might start working at liquor store

>>16845673
wait, seriously, there's no Hennesy in all of Ohio?

but how will dem Kangs represent being rappers if they can't get dat Henny to mix with cheap cola?

>>16844847
>stop buying high class rum and it’s smooth yet sweet flavours

>stop drinking beer when you’ve got front row seats to the big game
>stop buying scotch and having a glass with your friends as you reminisce over all your adventures together
>stop drinking tequila with the guys while you hit on beautiful women
You’ve got me sold OP I’ll never touch the stuff again

>>16845210
I don't know, what specifically is wrong with driving in a major urban area between 4 and 6 PM on a weekday?

>>16844847
are you the same autistic spaz that posts this type of shit on every other board?

>>16844884
El Padrino is pretty nice as a mid-$20 tequila.

>>16845654
>Third time at the drive thru beer store for the day and it's only 4pm

>>16845654
literally me

Although for me, I go to costco for the cheap handles of vodka and 28 packs of beer

got get that economically efficient alcoholism

>>16844911
i purposefully pick my nose, scratch my asshole, balls and cock, and dirty scalp and then rub my hands all over the pour ends of anything i possibly can because of the simplest shit you idiots can pull.

>don't specify cans or bottles
nuts in your mouth
>put your items' barcodes not facing me
nuts in your mouth
>"i said a half pint, not a pint"
nuts in your mouth.

>>16844847
>t. Screeching wagie at a shit liquor store
If you’re going to work for a shit establishment, learn your place. Fuck your and shut your fucking mouth.
If I’m at Ahmed’s Discount Liquor, I’ll ask and buy whatever the fuck I want. And if you don’t like it, I’ll tell Ahmed because he knows your qualifications end at “warm body to ring people up”.
If I’m at a finer establishment, you still won’t say shit about my buying/asking what I want.
So shut the fuck up and bag my Patron, Brayden.

>>16846389
>Stop listening to Mr. Bungle
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwWQYg7aS5o

>>16844847
>Stop buying those extra-seasoned chips you used to eat in jail, they're $7 a pack how exploitable are you.
>All a nigga knows is all a nigga is
I wish I could find the webm

>>16846180
Even if this did happen I promise the girl looked like her teeth would give you tetanus

>>16846907
>>>/wsg/4167840

>>16846945
outstanding

>>16846907

>>>/wsg/4167848

>>16845629
Oh you're right, cause 5 years ago everyone was buying seltzers. And 10 years ago japanese whiskey was just as popular as it is today!
Retard

lol i got a bottle of crown salted caramel for christmas a couple years ago and haven't touched it. One of these days i will though, i want to save it for eggnog.

>>16846907
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1634437997851.webm

>>16844847
ill buy liquor on saturday and sunday thank you very much
the rest of that doesnt apply to me as I am white

>>16845684
They're cheaper direct from Keefe.

t. dude who works in the corrections technology industry.

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
this one cracks me up. what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

The rest all make sense, but that's what you get for working in a literal fucking liquor store.

>>16847220
dude managing a liquor store is fun, you get a shocking amount of pussy

>>16847342
But preteen?

>>16845673
hahaha fuck ohio

t. rest of midwest

>>16844847
Hello fellow liquorstorefag. I see you have the same problems we have. Right down to the Salted Caramel Crown and people bitching about no Hennessy/Courvoisier/ Remy

Are the shipping issues affecting you? I got the last bottle of Fernet Branca recently, they said there’s a shortage

What I don't understand is why you dont have cases of your favorite liquor to begin with so shortages don't affect you.

I mean shit, i got some stuff from the 90s that is evaporating but you should always have a few cases of your frequent drinkies.

>>16847456
Yeah, but most of what we're missing is tequila and cognac, because we service a shitton of Mexican restaurants and a shitton of black people.
>>16846791
The owner unironically hates people worse than I do - hell, I don't even hate people I just think idiots need to fuck off. He gets downright aggressive if you get smug with him.
>>16846389
No. I at least try to match my complaints to things I've recently seen happen in my store, I try not to just do the exact same thing I posted a month or two before.
>>16846197
Black customers are seething on a level you've never seen anon, it would be funny if I didn't have to explain it 300 times a day.
>>16846999
You want to know something funny? We don't stock new seltzers either, because it's an endless cycle of chasing the newest one that never actually sells and becomes dead weight we can't fit on our shelves. We keep a LITTLE mead for the people who buy mead. But we've tried to expand plenty of times, and the consumer base just isn't there.

What do the fellas that hate drinking but hate being sober more usually get?

>>16847738
Garbage whiskey like Beams Eight Star, or if they can't stand the taste of alcohol something like seltzers.

>>16847456
of course there's a shortage on fernet branca you dingaling

>>16845365
tapatio beats all of these with one mano (translators note: mano means hand) tied behind its back

>>16846643
unironically the fuck is wrong with you why dont you just buy a bunch of beer in the first place instead of drunk driving for every six pack

>Americans can't guy liquor at a regular grocery store
lol at you lot

>>16844904
no U.

>>16847728
why dont joggers just drink something else? whats wrong with a little veriety?

>>16847728
>The owner unironically hates people worse than I do - hell, I don't even hate people I just think idiots need to fuck off. He gets downright aggressive if you get smug with him.
if you faggots let me in without a mask I'd literally get down on my knees and blow you. I haven't otherwise stepped foot inside a liquer store otherwise. I buy at grocery stores where human beings let me live my life like a normal person. every dedicated liquer store here is a cuck terrified of getting their license taken away and screeches at me for not covering my face in germs.

>>16848195
shiet aint no otha true OGs like Snoop tryna tell us wats legit nahmean

hey do you have blanton’s?

>>16844847
Based liquor seller man

>>16845410
Thots offer tricks for treats
Story at 11

>>16847457
Because I'll never stop drinking until it's all gone

>>16848405
Tis' the season.....

>>16848379
okay but who cares? you faggots regularly consume garbage you probably throw up the next day after a round of purple drank. eventually after enough random crap you'll find some hot shit instead of cold shit. then you'll be the next smash talking kneegrow

>>16848147
Depends on the state. The quality of alcohol depends on the location. Where I grew up, the liquor stores stocked bottom shelf to bottom of the middle shelf booze. Where I live now, some liquor stores carry Ruinart rose and Pappy Van Winkle, along with bud lite and slim jims.

>>16844847
>turning away easy blowies
cuck

>>16844847
OP, what, in your experience, are the differences in attitudes and purchases between tweekers, crack heads, and opioid zombies?

>>16849056
>Tweaker
Easily set off, most annoying to deal with by far.
>Crackhead
Could almost pass as just an annoying but normal person if not for the fact they all seem to be unable to stop talking to themselves.
>Opioid zombie
I honestly don't know if I've encountered one. I get completely mentally dead, slack-jawed fucks all the time but I'm not as sure if I can blame that on drugs or just the state of Ohio.

>>16849172
Any difference in what they buy?

>>16849182
Nah it's pretty much all case-by-case. I had one crackhead in the other night that was looking for gin (and could not stop reminding themselves out loud to get gin.) Others I see get whiskey, others vodka. Whatever they get though it's usually cheap.

>>16849172
>Tweaker Easily set off, most annoying to deal with by far.
I hate going to tweeker infested towns. Crack heads know they're trash and accept it. But tweekers have a huge chip on their shoulders, like "I know I'm trash but I can't let you know that I know I'm trash, so I have to act like a belligerent asshole to compensate for my trashiness".

>>16844847
I walk into the store at 10am, buy a single 4-pack of 12% beer, then leave.

>walk into 900sq ft liquor store I have been frequenting for 2 years
>walk over to beer cooler, as I have on every visit
>spend 30 seconds browsing selection, as I always do
>Employee who has seen me do this dozens of times walks over, stares over my shoulder and asks, "can I help you find anything?"
>I reply with, " no just looking at the beer"
>He turns around and walks away

We're all just actors playing our part

>>16845210
The Sabbath is Sunday, dummy

>>16848123
the latter is way more fun

>>16845449
we have it every week. welcome to /ck/

>>16844847
I stopped buying booze altogether about a year ago, how about that? I'm literally eyeing some bikes with all the money I've saved by not boozing.

>>16844847
If you hate your job so much, why are you still there?

>>16844847
My store of choice had to put up a sign saying they do not accept cash pulled out of a bra or a sock.

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
Why? Seems reasonable

>>16845449
welcome to 4chan you fuckin idiot

>>16848195
>>16848665
Having gone to a high school where whites were a slight minority (~48%) I learned that blacks are subject to an insane amount of peer pressure so they all end up liking the same stuff. They'll literally make fun of someone for liking something that's unpopular in the black community instead of being adults and simply not caring. I once drove with a black friend and put on electronic music on the aux which he told me he liked so I asked him why he only listens to rap. He said that he'd be dead if any other blacks found out he likes "white boy shit".

>>16849906
that fucking blows, but a lot of joggers seem to like anime and cringe anime inspired rap now, so hopefully thats loosening at least a little. probably not in the gangs but try hards are going to tryhard

>>16849854
The guy who makes these threads hates retail work and wishes he was just a warehouse monkey. It doesn't matter the day of the week.

>>16849959
I knew some black guys like that and they mostly hung out with white guys. Black people aren't inherently inferior but mainstream black culture ostracizes those who don't fit in 100%. We are products of the people we surround ourselves with and regardless of race you'll become a nigger if your goal is to fit in with niggers.

>>16849987
> Black people aren't inherently inferior
this is not correct but its not their stupidity holding them back, it always has been violence and selfishness. white people can be both too of course, but there is an organizational limit that comes attached with western civilization that many blacks, albiet not every black, find challenging.

>>16849791
what

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays
I have to, you stupid fuck. My city follows blue law.

>>16849999
eh I don't think blacks are inherently violent or selfish, I think that stuff is just a result of the poverty they live in and the culture they're all peer pressured into conforming with

I DO think that blacks have a lower IQ on average than white people, which makes it difficult for them to perform well in school and get good jobs even if they do manage to avoid violent black culture

a high-iq black person from a good family and who went to good schools (rare) isn't going to be any more selfish and violent than his white peers

>>16850053
>I'm gonna pretend that I'm not racist, but I'm racist.

>>16850053
>crime statistics dont real
okay anon, whatever you want to believe thats on you.

>>16849970
>The guy who makes these threads
Nah, the losers who repost troll threads that get hundreds of replies do it because it makes them feel like they have succeeded at something worthwhile.

At least that's why I do it.

>>16850053
>a high-iq black person from a good family and who went to good schools (rare) isn't going to be any more selfish and violent than his white peers

What is more important is growing up as a small child in a house where people knock the shit out of you daily for minor things, and where you get your ass kicked on the street if you dare venture out alone. Add a steady diet of physical violence to someone who is physically strong and tough and what would you expect from them? Anyway, what's that got to do with the topic of this troll thread.

>>16850118
yeah that's pretty much what I meant by "good family and good scool." parents who are reasonably capable at their job and live in a good neighborhood and peers who won't beat you up for liking EDM. but yeah idk how this thread even got derailed

>>16850160
/pol/yps lurk everywhere, theres no escaping them

>>16849844
Who said I hate it? I'm just posting on 4chan about stupid things it entails.

>>16847465
dear consumer,
do you throw out lots of food each week?

>>16848147
most states you can buy liqour at supermarket, but a liqour store is usually way quicker

>>16849172
> I get completely mentally dead, slack-jawed fucks all the time but I'm not as sure if I can blame that on drugs or just the state of Ohio.
do you think this may just be the effect of heavy alchol use all day long?

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
why
>Stop asking for Crown Salted Caramel, there's none coming this year.
I guess I'll take my business else where. You just lost yourself a customer.
>Stop buying Patron, there's better shit for half the price.
I'm not drinking it. It's what I use to get the girls...willing
>Stop asking for more mead variety. We'd stock it if anyone fucking bought it.
My D&D party is getting very riley about the two bottles of mead I keep bring to every game. It's not my fault.
>Stop calling two minutes before we close to ask us to stay open so you can rush over and fucking browse for twenty minutes.
But Liquor Store bro, I'm totally about to score. You understand, right?
>Stop asking for sours and then buying that Victress shit.
Do you hate women or something?
>Stop yelling at me for giving your kid a lollipop, they deserve something for putting up with your drunken ass.
Uh, police?
>stop buying those extra-seasoned chips you used to eat in jail, they're $7 a pack how exploitable are you.
Humans experience nostalgia, but I know you are too broken to experience that.
>Stop getting cocktails recipes from people who can't spell the ingredients.
That's racist.
>Stop offering me blowjobs if I buy your booze for you.
I heard that worked on you in highschool though.
>Stop knocking your own bumper of by slamming into the curb too hard when you screech up to the store in a hurry.
Driving drunk isn't easy.
>Stop asking for Hennessey, nobody in the whole fucking state has any.
The whole fucking state is racist
>Stop trying to steal the neon signs.
Then stop making them so neon
>Stop asking for a "price match" because you saw a bottle for half price at another store. That's not how pricing works and you're making shit up.
I think you are making all this shit up, but I'm not calling you out for it now am I?

>>16845485
Oh ok nevermind. Sorry.

Man I checked for crown peach after looking at one of your threads and there were bottles of it on the shelf.

I didn't even want it anymore it was so easy to find. These flavored crowns any good or just meme?

>>16853134
ayo got that Crown Salted Caramel?!

>>16844847
Stop working a customer-facing job; it's not for you.

>>16844847
The only liquor store I go to I'm friends with the owner, you will do what I say or you won't have a job. I'm going to do all that shit and if you give me any attitude you won't have that job anymore.

Russian Quaalude

Bailey's
Ice
Milk
Vodka
Frangelico

>>16853490
Based. I refuse to visit a couple stores near me anymore because the cashiers got a little too uppity with me
>at the first store
>buying some beer and vodka, the guy asks for my ID
>give it to him
>he squints at it and frowns and tells me there is a problem with it
>ask him wtf
>he says it can't be right because I look wayyy too young to be of age
>he starts grinning at his amazing intelligent joke
>start shaking with rage and disgust at the fat wagie's insolence
>frown, say yeah, and slide my card

>frequent a gas station .5 mile from my home for the past several years
>older cashier keeps getting friendlier
>one day he greets me with a loud HELLO
>says he notices my weight loss
>get extremely pissed off
>never return
Know. Your. Place. Sell. The. Alcohol.

>>16853490
If you're actually friends with the owner, then he knows what a twat you are. There's probably a sign at the counter that says "Don't take this guy too seriously... or hit the alarm. Nothing in between."

>>16853567
Just follow simple directions- you ring the alcohol, take the money, bag the alcohol, give it to the customer. You don't need to worry your head about anything else

>>16853571
I don't have to worry about any of the above; I don't work at a liquor store..

>>16845660
expand your horizons anon
https://mrblack.co/

It's Monday morning time to go to the liquor store

>>16853851
What are you going to get? I want to do some cooking later (making spicy relish) so I think I wanna get drunk first. I'm going to get some rum and coors light unless I see something better I kind of want to change it up

>>16845673
>Ohio

Oh shit, nigga. Ohio As far as tequilas* this one is local and banging.

>*expecting all kinds of shit for this but I always found the 'if it's not made specifically in X it's not X' fucking retarded. Scotch gets a pass because it really does need peat.

>>16845799
Shut up nigger. Literally no one cares.

One of the funniest things I saw at a liquor store were these baskets.

Now, normal customers are not allowed to use the baskets. And they'll tell you not to use em. But if you have the wrong look to you they won't tell you and they'll let you take a basket. Why? Because then if you decide you are gonna load up a basket and make a run for it with your encumbrance maxed out there is an unmarked cruiser waiting riiiiiight outside.

>>16853984
Peat isn't something unique to Scotland.

>>16854055
Is this the new schizo copy pasta? My liquor store carts are for everybody

>>16853861
I made a pastrami sandwich and I got 2 four loko golds and a handle of johnnie walker red

>>16853984
Sell me on it. We've got it in the store but I never tried it and nobody buys it so I don't have any clue how it is.

/ck/ was right Steel Reserve is smooth

>>16854396
Holy shit you must have an iron stomach. Four lokos make me feel so sick. Whiskey and sandwich sound great though, good taste. I just got back from the liquor store and takout place I ended up getting some Bacardi Lime, a 24oz coors light and 2 black cherry hard seltzers and some thai curry.

>>16854618
Four Loko is too sweet most of the time but I like variety, I'll get curry for next time in your honor anon.

>walk in
>"hey you got any jeffersons VSB?"
>they do, grab it and pay and walk out
>they don't, walk out
no more than 3 minutes
why do people make it complicated, you know what you like, you know what you want, it ain't a grocery store.

Hijacking the thread to say:
Stop coming in groups if you're Indian. I don't know why, but you become fucking retarded when there's more than three of you together, and it takes you forty five minutes to remember the only thing you ever buy is Johnny Walker.

>>16855806
I'll browse at the big liquormart in town, but it's laid out for that. They've even got it laid out so the browsing kind of flows naturally. Cheap cunts get a short route that's always near security, seasoned drunks get the midfield through the fortified wine, vodka, cheap whiskey, and tequila, and rich bastards get a leisurely long stroll through all the wines from reasonable to "Oh god, why would anyone spend this much on something that doesn't ship with an armed guard?" Everybody walks by the cognac and scotch (and security) to get in line.

This has been my Ted Talk.

>>16856284
It's an Indian pastime to clog aisles and doorways - it has been since the English tried to teach them how to queue.

>>16856284
and Crown Royal

>>16845883
He invented 4loko

>>16848199
>covering my face in germs.
Get a clean mask you dumbass.

>>16844847
>Stop asking for a "price match" because you saw a bottle for half price at another store. That's not how pricing works and you're making shit up.
Many stores do have a price matching guarantee.
Personally I think this should be considered blatant price fixing and therefore illegal.

>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
Don't work on Saturdays dick head.
Also feel free to be closed whenever I am at work: Mon-Fri 9am-5pm.

>>16856597
>Many stores do have a price matching guarantee.
>Personally I think this should be considered blatant price fixing and therefore illegal.
In Ohio all hard liquor is state-controlled, which means the state sets all prices and they are non-negotiable. The only difference in price would be from differing sales tax by city.

Around here, people who say that shit are grade-A retards that typically just misread a label at another store for a completely different bottle. It gets hard not to laugh at them when they whine they "got it for $15 cheaper over in Xville."

>>16848199
>Masklet is a faggot
Wow ,such a surprise.
Realy, how are some people this stupid that they can't even work out a piece of cloth over their nose?

>>16856639
If they got it cheaper elsewhere, why not just buy it there then? "But I'm here right now." Fuck off!

>>16856688
I'm the not Ohio guy: shipping.
Also some sites are ambiguous on if the bottle has been imported yet or not, which would incur additional taxes.

>>16845673
What county? I'm in Mercer.

>>16856733
In the Miami Valley. Don't want to dox my coworkers so I don't want to specify too much further.

>>16844884
Ghost

>>16849791
Wrong you pagan

>>16844847
>Stop yelling at me for giving your kid a lollipop, they deserve something for putting up with your drunken ass.
you just uncovered a lost memory of getting lollipops at the liquor store as a kid

alcoholics are degenerates

>>16844847
>Salted Caramel
>Crown
Do alcoholics really?

>>16844847
>Stop buying liqour on Saturdays
I buy liqour every day faggot, shut up.

>>16856456
eat my ass, mask yid, Im not made of money
>>16856676
>>>/nsa/

>>16854138
Nah, this was a very specific Kroger liquor store in Anderson Hills.

>>16854407
It has a slight smoked flavor to it. Lends to some excellent broken skull margaritas.

If you can find it Giro tequila was quite literally one of the best tequilas for the price when it was still on the shelves I live in Missouri so abiut 3 years ago in college a 5th ran about 8 bucks. Shit was amazing but since its gone I have to get by on Jose Traditional and Dobel Dimante.

uh why cant i buy booze on saturday?

today's dry I'm gonna do it

>>16858139
you shouldn't be buying booze on saturDAY, only late saturday night. anytime on sunday is shitty.
friday night is shitty too. you think we want to see you your ass on the night we could be out enjoying a social life?

>friday during the day to enjoy the night
>saturday night to further enjoy the night
>sunday night because fuck jesus, past 6pm
any other time is just alcoholic mode

>>16858294
What a prissy bitch.

>>16853984
>tequila made in Ohio
Please go suck start a pistol

>>16844847
Shut up and do your job or walk faggot. I know you won't quit because it's not like you'd be worth a shit anywhere else.

>>16853531
>be me
>working at gas station
>fat fuck comes in almost every day
>sweaty pig always rude, mumbles under his breath when checking out, too quiet to understand
>one day greet him with a loud and clear HELLO, hoping he'll get the hint
>ignores me
>notice his gut isn't hanging out of his t-shirt, must have bought bigger clothes
>make a joke about him losing weight
>fat fuck turns red, looks like he's about to cry
>storms out of the store, never to be seen again

>>16858858
It's the little things.

tell me about sherry

>>16859987
She's a two bit hosehound who ran out on me with one of my stepfathers and gave me the drip.

>>16847034
>now im a free man, get to wear my own shoes, get to suck my own dick

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays
Did you include this just to make people angry? The rest makes sense, but Saturday is a weekend day. Am I supposed to go on Sunday when you're closed????

>>16860157
It's literally just how he opens the thread. It is(was) a Saturday, so fuck off and come back another day, is the gist of what he's saying.

>>16844847
shut the fuck up wagie

>>16847034
>you probably diabetic, faggot
Oh god holy shit my sides

>>16845449

>>16844852
absolutely based

>>16858294
youre a fucking cunt

>>16844847
>>16858294
then get another job!

>>16844847
>Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.

>NOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME DO MY WORK
And you faggots wonder why Paco took your fucking jerb.

>>16844847
stop complaining wagie or i'll ask to speak to your manager and post a bad yelp review

How about that?