/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16778562

A Manhattan that was only made with a splash of whiskey and mixed only with cheap sweet vermouth

>>16778562
one time my friend made "jack danimals" which was jack daniels whiskey and danimals liquid yogurt, shaken in the bottle. threw up immediately.

>>16778562
almond milk

This nasty shit

Heineken

Negroni / Boulevardier
It's often touted as some kind of "manly" drink.
Who would have known that combining bitter shit with more bitter shit and adding a splash of bitters would taste bad. Never again.

>>16778562
Martini. Fuck assholes that think drinking alcoholic brine is tasty.

>>16778562
Probably one of the mystery drinks my preteen friends and I used to mix for one another with whatever we could find in the fridge to try to make each other sick.
Pickle juice
Worcestershire sauce
Mustard
Hot sauce
Hershey's chocolate syrup
Whip cream on top

>>16778611
I hate martinis unless they are extra dirty with blue cheese olives

>>16778562
Don't know if this counts but I certainly did drink it.
My friends and I have a pen and paper round going for well over a decade now and our game master likes to put in a lot of effort when it comes to our campaigns.
For one of them he created real-life equivalents to some potions we would end up finding. The one I had was supposed to rejuvinate or something I dont recall, doesn't matter.
What did matter was that when I finally drank it I pretty much projectile vomited into the kitchen sink.
The drink was made from the following ingredients:
* Pineapple juice
* Mustard water
* Ground up pepper
* Apple juice
* Pickled cucumber brine
* A single drop of soy sauce

The potion also didn't end up rejuvinating my character at all but turning me into a toddler for the rest of the playing session.

Tap water

>>16778562
Beer that my friends and I brewed in high school. It tasted like farts trapped in a sock. High school kids wouldn't drink it, we left it at parties and no one touched it. 0/10

>>16778562
Back when I was in college one of my roommates would always make this same drink every Friday night

He called it "The Four Horsemen"

>shot of johnny walker
>shot of jack daniels
>shot of jim beam
>shot of jameson

All in a glass over ice. I tried a sip of it one time, fuck that shit.

Guinness

>>16778681
>>shot of johnny walker
>>shot of jack daniels
>>shot of jim beam
>>shot of jameson
What the fuck

I was 15 at an apartment party in high school. I remember it being a particularly warm summer, and it was hot that night. The older kid bought alcohol. I was drinking some cheap whiskey and chasing with beer when I was offered (aka drink it pussy) a small cup of popov vodka. I drank the entire thing.

I immediately was overcome with an indescribably acrid, bitter taste and a huge wave of panic and nausea. It was also lukewarm. I spent the rest of the night horribly ill almost immediately after drinking it.

Turns out that popov was in a plastic bottle, leeching in the sun in the back of a car for months. The plastic leeched into the vodka, turning it into a poisonous chemical mixture.

It's been almost 20 years, and I still gag when I see popov. I also don't touch alcohol that is in plastic bottles.

Strawberry milk

>>16778572
insanely badass

>>16778562
Has to be a tossup between an alhambra (very awful alcohol chocolate mix) and some beer where some hipster fucks decided they needed to put in the most amount of hops possible into a port so dark that it was sucking light out of the room. It just tasted like some pinecones were steeped in Santa's coal supply for the year.

>>16778562
Kvass

>>16778562
Never had a beverage I didn't like, but I once took a big swig from a beer can that I had been using as a spit jug for my chewing tobacco, because I confused it with a can of beer I'd just set down. Vomited profusely, weeks old tobacco spit that had been fermenting in the Florida heat. Just thinking about it makes me gag.

water with caffeine powder dissolved in it

>>16778644
>Grown men playing pretend for over a decade
What a bunch of losers.

3 wisemen used to be a shot when I was in school. Its jose cuervo johnny walker and jack daniels. Totally gross.

I used to drink jose cuervo and oj with olives. Everybody thought I was gross, but it was good

>>16778562
I've accidentally drunk from a spit cup I've kept on my desk.

Vodka is still worse.

>>16778770
I lived with a bunch of heathens and a girl accidentally drank put of one of their spit bottles and puked her ass off. Cute girl, but that made her seem gross by no faulg of her own

molly water

Some meme watermelon flavored beer

blacked spice rum

Aloe Vera juice
Shit is bottled snot
That kombucha with chia seeds in it is a close second

Tried a jagerbomb once, who knew 2 of the most vile things on earth would also taste bad together

blended and boiled san pedro

>>16778934
lmao i can only imagine

that sounds horrid

>>16778562
Got a kolsch at a concert that tasted like raw eggs and smelled like ass when I brought the can up to my mouth.
Don't know why but I drank half of it before throwing it away and going to the restroom to puke it up.
Was just a bad can, though, cause I've had that beer before and it was fine.

>>16778562
Poitin my Irish uncle brewed himself. Burnt all the way down to my stomach. Probably the closest I'll get to drinking bleach

Any beer ever

>>16778934
Boiled? Did you even trip off it?

>>16778934
how stupid are you?

>>16778562
After I made a steak I tried to make a pan sauce out of gin and it was absolutely fucking abhorrent, does that count

>>16778562
shot of half root beer half fireball, could barely put it to my lips without gagging

>>16779224
>pan sauce with gin
What in the absolut fuck were you thinking

>>16779224

>>16779241
look man I'm a student I don't have the money to buy anything but the cheapest strongest alcohol and that ain't a pan-sauce ready wine or vermouth

>>16778590
fuck off

>>16779066
wait until you turn 13

>>16778590
>>16779272
A lot of cheap beer gets compared to drinking piss, but I think Heineken is the only one worthy of that title.

>>16779284
you forget Budlight exists

>>16778562
The knot whiskey liqueur. Bought it thinking it was whiskey when I was 21, couldn't stand how sickly sweet it was, like fucking cherry syrup. Mixed it with cranberry juice since I was too cheap to pour it down the drain.

Ended up tasting like candied apples. Was fucking foul .

Then I tried an Islay scotch and wished that had been my first experience rather than an abominable liqueur that all over the bottle claims how it is a real whiskey and how you should drink it straight without mixers.

Missed the little tiny print on the front where it admits it is a liqueur. Dogshit

I tried making a sauce with honeydew melon (pureed), cumin, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, salt, and honey.
It was absolutely horrid.

>>16778572
Why would you even attempt that

>>16778795
Dem sour grapes doe

the average 4€ for 1l vodka tastes even better
this one is an abomination

San pedro boiled down into a small glass. It was so thick and the bitterness was essentially indescribable. Effects were definitely nice, but I've yet to find something more repulsive to try drinking. Cant even chug it either cos it's too thick. Also coats the inside of your mouth so the taste lingers forever ev 3rd n after chasing with tons of oj.

>>16779366
Kys dawg

>>16778562
If we're counting drinks made explicitly to be gross, then a cement mixer. Which is a shot of baileys and lime juice, which causes it to curdle. Nasty.

If not specifically a think meant to fuck around, I don't really like negronis. I don't like vermouth or campari that much on their own, honestly. I almost think I'm doing it wrong.

>>16778562
The ham flavor in one of the Jones Soda holiday packs. That night was the drunkest I've ever been because I was diluting the soda with cheap vodka to make it less disgusting. At one point I mistook the bottle of soda for the mug of mixed drink and took a huge gulp because I was that fucking wasted.

Close second was the time that I had the genius idea of combining cheap sparkling white wine with tomato juice, which gave me a conditioned taste aversion to tomato juice that I still have almost 10 years later.

>>16778562
Malort

>>16778562
I cant even find a pic of it on Google at this point, but there used to be a beer called Bock Bock and had a picture of a chicken on the label. At that point in my life I would make a weekly trip to the liquor store and p much buy a bunch of singles of whatever was new because I loved trying all kinds of stuff. Anyway, I didn't read the label and turns out it was some kind of egg flavored beer. The only beer I have ever spit out in the sink and poured down the drain. It literally tasted like a like somebody mixed an amber lager with raw eggs.

>>16778562
Grappa. Only booze I had to pour down the drain because of how disgusting it was.

>>16779498
Also, honorable mention: Super Destroyer. It tasted great but it's an imperial stout made with black strap molasses. I've only had it 3 times, but each and every time I literally got explosive diarrhea in my pants because I could not get to the bathroom fast enough. My wife calls it Anus Destroyer because of this.

>>16778562
Tuborg

>>16779404
>purified with milk

Irn Bru

Tasted like liquefied lawn clippings

>>16779294
Bud light is completely flavorless. This is a million times better than Heineken.

Fruit juice with pieces/fibers in it.

Ouzo

Was in Greece and as offered it and didn't realize it was anise flavored so I nearly barfed when I took a sip. Metaxa is pretty gross too.

>>16778562
i got an old fashioned at buffalo wild wings one time and it was jack daniels and water with a cherry in it. First and last time I'll ever be going there

>>16778562
>uludağ
This fucking shit. The worst synthetic bubblegum flavor mixed with the acidity of a diet pepsi.

How has no one mentioned Moxie pop/soda yet...

>>16780589
>pop/soda
pick one you limpwristed fence-sitter.

>>16780584
çocuk filtrelendi lmao

>>16778562
Ths awful shit. It ruined what was otherwise going to be a good night of drinking. Shit sits in your stomach, burning. It's straight up an alcoholic's drink but at the time it was like - "I have to try it, I'm too curious, it can't be that bad right?" - it was.

>>16778562
Bourbon

>>16778562
Regular lager beer people like to drink in pints

My sisters tepid piss

>>16778734
Christ

>>16778770
Never drank anything as gross as that, but I used to live in a real spitheap of an apartment and me and my girlfriend would drink beer every day. A lot of empty cans would just sit around for weeks and weeks, and one time I was searching for something in the bedroom, I grabbed what I thought was my beer and had a big swig, but turned out to be a half empty can that had been sitting on the cabinet for at least four weeks. Absolutely disgusting, it tasted like warm puke and yeast.

>>16780584
Frukko is way worse
For me it was some "green tea" drink I took in some nip festival. So gross we used drinking a sip as punishment when losing card games

>>16778562
expired chocolate milk

>>16779312
>Ended up tasting like candied apples. Was fucking foul .
Unless you're an actual diabetic, only a completely insufferable douchebag poser would dislike candy apples.

Protip: hating anything even remotely identifiable as having a sweet flavor and drinking exclusively whiskey doesn't make you manly, cool, or mature, and the fact that you think it does is a glowing neon sign announcing to the world you are deeply insecure, and probably haven't even seen your penis in years, let alone used it.
Your "friends" tolerate you at best. Kill yourself.

>>16778572
kek'd

Egg nog is pretty nasty, fuck that shit.

>>16778562
Some craft beer my dad's boss made that actually won first prize in a statewide beer competition. It was supposed to be cocoa coconut flavored. It literally tasted like handsoap mixed with bittering agents. The rest of it after the first sip went down the drain, along with my respect for any and all beer enthusiasts. Bunch of circle jerking limp wristed faggots.

>>16780798
I just go for some buds, I'm a cheap date.

>>16778572
Based retards

>>16778607
This. I don't know why anybody would willingly force themselves to drink something so vile.

>>16779871
How is that even supposed to work?

>>16778613
>Pickle juice
>Worcestershire sauce
>Mustard
>Hot sauce
That doesn't sound th-
>Hershey's chocolate syrup
>Whip cream on top
Oh.

>>16778734
I did the same thing with a poland spring bottle my roomate filled with Hennessey and forgot about in his closed for a few months. He let me have it and it stayed down for less than an hour.

>>16778562
Root beer is absolutely disgusting. Tastes like toothpaste. Bought a can once by mistake thinking it was ginger beer. Took one sip and threw it at the next trash can.

>>16779231
That actually sounds good, I'm gonna try that because you sound like a pussy.

>>16779294
Bud lite tastes like water you actual fucking retard. If you think water tastes like piss, please stop advertising your gross fetish on a cooking forum.

>>16780850
I used to do stuff like that into concerts with booze, you have to match the color of the booze with the color. Like for instance match coke with rum and have a cute girlfriend distract the guard. Works everytime.

I don't know what in the goddamn fuck this is

>>16780894
Yeah I used to do that when I was working at a state park during summer breaks. I'd fill up an empty snapple bottle with twisted tea and sip on it. It's crazy how well it works, nobody suspected anything and I could drink right in front of my supervisors on the job lol

>>16780910
I've never had any kind of good tasting aperitif.

>>16780797
Commercial nog is always ruined by foul tasting preservatives. Make some at home and it'll be much better.

>>16780797
Retard
>>16781009
Double retard

>>16780910
it's for people who aren't tastelets that can appreciate gentian flavors.

>>16781019
Convincing argument, Esteban.

>>16778562
Bäverhojt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

>>16780838
I'm wondering the same thing.

All the people ITT bitching about mass produced swill beers are missing the point. When I get done working outside in the sun all day I don't want some artisanal ale brewed by some mountain monks. On days like that an ice cold Budweiser or Heineken is absolutely perfect.

>>16781044
That's disgusting

>>16780589
Because Moxie is kino.

>>16778562
Martini
That shit is fucking vile

>>16779094
yeah for like 17 hours

>>16781081
No one is impressed by your dumbshit lie

>>16781137
I love me a dirty martini.

Any colored spirit: whiskey, burbun, rum, etc.
Sweet beers.
As a teen, can't remember the reasons, but I tried tullamore dew with milk as diluent. That was vile.
I used to do a 1:1:1 beer, white wine, vodka, a kinda stronger champagne, not too bad.

>>16781182
It's a New England thing. You had to be there.

Jagermeister.

>>16778562
Sausage water and fish sauce were by far the worst.
When it comes to actual drinks i hate energy drinks. Even the smell make me gag.

>>16781067
just drink water

>>16780589
moxie is great fuck off

>>16778562
Was drinking whisky at my buddy's party and someone dropped their finished cigarette in my drink and I didn't notice. Fucking vulgar

A medicine called “Rompe Pecho”
It translates to chest breaker, but good lord I drank that because I had a nasty cold. All I remember was throwing up non stop for the next 6 hours while trying to breathe.

>>16781193
Again you're lying

>>16780778
I prefer caramel apples, never liked candied apples but that's because all of the ones I've had tasted like sweetned drain cleaner. and it wasn't just sweet , it was overwhemingly sweet, even when mixed with cranberry sauce. Like a star bucks drink. It made my teeth ache

You're projecting like a motherfucker, never said I only drink whiskey, usually drink wines, gin and tonics, or rum cocktails. I just, among whiskeys, prefer islay cause I like smokey flavors in things.

Seriously, where's all this aggression coming from? The Knot is shit and probably pushed me closer to being diabetic.

>>16781376
However, my favorite cocktail is a whiskey/ scotch cocktail. The godfather, but its mixed with amaretto so its sweet as sin, especially since I mix it 1 to 1.

Really, Amaretto may be my favorite alcoholic drink. Sweet, flavorful, and mixes with anything well. also you can mix it into pancakes

>>16778562
Sbiten. I was 5 years old and I don't remember anything about the day I first tried sbiten besides how bad it was.

>>16779472
You’re not. I tried to like the Negroni, but that shit was horrible.

>>16778755
>the most amount of hops possible into a port so dark that it was sucking light out of the room. It just tasted like some pinecones were steeped in Santa's coal supply for the year.
lol

>>16779496
Everyone tells me this, and when I ask what it tastes like I just get the “can’t even describe it, you just have to taste it bro lol” treatment. Can anyone tell me what it can be compared to or is it truly indescribable?

Take a glass, fill it a quarter of the way with salmiak powder. Fill it up to the brim with 80% vodka.
Mix a little, then wait.
And drink the whole fucking thing in one.

>>16781363
Why would I lie about soda, you fucking wet end? I was drinking Moxie before your father raped your mother.

Grapefruit juice or a shot of clam juice. Or a mickey's malt liquor which no surprise was fucking awful.

>>16778562
Root beer

Malort is truly as bad as they say it is, worse in my opinion. Like a blend of floor cleaner and putrified grapefruit and it lingers on for at least 10 minutes afterwards. No chaser can make it go way. Best vomit inducer I've come across

>>16780778
Imagine sperging this hard about candy apples. Get a grip you fucking faggot lol

K cider

I'm hungover and this thread is making me queasy.

>>16781212
>Sausage water
Why?

>>16782328
work in a hospital, outside A&E is littered with these cans

>>16779472
I'm convinced only certified tastelets can enjoy a negroni. I've tried, but it always tastes like garbage juice.

>>16781080
yeah

>>16781376
Apologies, you came off as one of those cum gargling faggots that I was ranting about who make their entire personality about being a sophisticated whiskey addict that turns their nose up at anything below cask strength. You seem alright.

>>16779443
After you boil it, dry it out and put it in 00 capsules

>>16782113
>>16781445

>>16782113
Malört is great! This is the good stuff.

Fucking. Pedialyte.

I haven't drank-drank in a very long time, but I remember going to a fancy lounge with some people one time and ordering my first ever martini, expecting it to be something really special because of how often I've seen it memed in books and movies.

It was just fucking gin in a fancy glass. Had to force myself to drink the whole thing.

>>16778562
aside from medicine, pic related
it's known in my house as the worst vodka in the world, I still haven't found a suitable use for it after I think 5 years it's been here, it's truly disgusting

>>16778562

>>16782389
I will try that. Thanks anon.

>>16778572
now that's what i call BASED

>>16779284
What’s piss taste like? I’ve never had it.

>>16782554
It’s salt and water and flavoring dude. Pedialyte tastes like watered down Gatorade because it is.

>>16783525
Didn't ask

>>16778572
>jack danimals

>>16783525

Oh gee whiz, here he is the Pedialyte salesman. Hey man, how much you make working for big electrolyte? I hear they roll your check up and make you try to suck it out of a baby bottle!

>>16783533
Not my problem.

>>16781445
It’s not that bad, it’s a meme. Bitter licorice. Kindof like Jager if you took away all of the syrupy sweetness.

Four Loko. I got curious about it because I started seeing it in police reports that I used for work. At the time, I drank Steel Reserve and MD 2020, so it's not as though I was approaching it with a snobby attitude (or palate). Hands down the worst beverage I have ever had. Worse than Cisco, Thunderbird, or any weird liquor I have had while in other countries.

>>16778681
>>16778688
That's a very common bar shot you absolute retards

Literally anywhere will make it for you when you request it by name

It's just not very good

>>16782368
anybody actually tried that
I bet it's not that bad

Gambina raw
Finns know that feel

>>16778562
anything with an artificial sweetner.
black coffee
kombucha

>>16778613
lol me and my friends did this shit once to some random kid as part of his ymca daycare gauntlet to be one of us - i don't even fucking remember what all we put in the bitch, some of it wasn't even food. i think one kid put his snot in the drink. of course the littler fucker threw up.
he had friends to hang out with for the rest of that summer

>>16783687
Ive never had it. None of those are particularly bad whiskeys, why is the sum of its parts worse than the parts?

>>16778742
mr funny man

>>16779366
Who the fuck would have sour grapes over that? You play pretend with your fat neckbeard buttbuddies. What do you have that I would be jealous of?

>>16783625
>t. hd my tastebuds don't work

>>16778562
an Irish car bomb that I didn't drink in one go.

Penis pot pie milkshake

>>16780872
>>16780428
>defending budlight

>>16783734
They just mesh together weird. It's not disgusting, just not as good as a shot of jamesons to sip. It's a shot you buy when you want to get your friend drunk as a joke.

>>16783772
Have you ever had it? I only tried it once and it literally tastes like water with a drop of beer in it. I do not understand why people say it tastes like piss. It tastes more like distilled disappointment.

>>16779271
Just use broth or beer you imbecile

>>16783772
Heineken is just so much worse. Bud Light doesn't even compare.

>>16779492
>combining cheap sparkling white wine with tomato juice
for what purpose

>>16781067
Have you tried an artisanal ale brewed by mountain monks in that circumstance? Sounds like stockholm syndrome.

>>16783734
>>16783819
I'll note too that when you order it in a bar they typically give you a half shot of each of the four so you end up with a double, not four shots of whiskey in one go.

>>16783840
Beer gets drunk way too fast for me to use that as anything but a substitute for tap water
Broth? D'you count, like, oxo cubes/Chinese stock granules?

>>16783864
Sure why not, if you're too poor or retarded to save a single beer

>>16783854
I have. It's a waste of money and decent beer. In the winter I'll reach for a stout, but it's cheap pilsner in the summer for me brother. Keep your monk raisin piss. It's always thin bodied and disappointing

>>16783880
I looked at my budget yesterday and unfortunately I genuinely do need to cut my beer consumption down to zero.

>>16783892
If you retards would stop buying "light" """beer""" I might be able to get something halfway decent as the default

fuck you

>>16783909
then yes knorrs in water will kind of work, but if you're down to that money you need to also stop buying steaks

>>16783917
What's stopping you exactly? The pilsner I buy is local. Just like everything else. Anyone wasting money on shitty imports is the real retard

>>16783946
Just let me be mad at strangers on the internet. Can I do that for once in my life?

>>16783933
Hey, a steak is like £3. It's a good option to buy and keep in your fridge until you have nothing left or you have a bad day; they're quick and easy to make a full meal out of, they taste delicious, and they lift your mood up. It's better than buying three nongshims. It's also as much as like, two cheap beers, or one expensive one.

>>16778562
thunderbird aka hobo wine
bought it for the meme and ended up pouring it down the drain.

>>16783949
we're not strangers anon we're your friends!

>>16782368
>packaged in Sierra Leone

Probably a hot Sleeman Original that was left in the sun. i took a sip and almost immediately puked.

>>16778562
some belgian beer called Delirium Nocturnal, shit was disgusting

>>16782385
Thanks. And yeah those fags are annoying, it's just a drink. A drink vastly improved when mixed with amaretto

>>16780778
you will never be a woman

Once I drank a 1:1 mix of chocolate milk with Fernet Branca in a dare, it tasted really weird but I enjoy fernet neat so it wasn´t that bad.
Another time me and my drunk friends wanted to have micheladas but we didn´t have any hot sauce so we substituted it with chimichurry, honestly it tasted ok but we didn´t strain it, so it had these nasty pieces of garlic and peppers floating around.
The absolute worst thing I drank was a bottle of baileys that had been sitting at the back of a cupboard unrefrigerated and opened for like 6 years after the expiration date. It was the first time I tried baileys and the flavour of that shit just stuck to my mind so I haven´t bothered to give it a second chance since that time like 3 years ago

>>16783500
You've never tried drinking your own piss before? Well, to answer your question it doesn't taste good. Salty, bitter and acrid.

>>16778562
The whey from drained ricotta, it tasted just like pussy juice was not expecting that. Had 4 other guys and one lesbian try it they all agreed with me.

>>16781445
Very herbaceous, like bitter roots and medicine taste, then you breathe in afterwards and get the strong taste of alcohol with what taste a bit like rot. Overall I didn't enjoy it.

>>16783687
The truly evil version is Johnny, Jack, Jim, and Jose.

>>16778562
Limoncello and Grappa, mixed together, after doing shots of whiskey. Straight up my guts were on the lawn.

I haven't touched Grappa again and I doubt I ever will. Fuck that shit.

>>16779512
You bet me to it.
It tastes like rotting vegetables mixed with dip spit body oder and bad onion and garlic breath fucking nasty me and my brother both drink one and started gagging and spit it out after one sip then after that we used it as a prank and would give a bottle to an unlucky person.

>>16784092
>A drink vastly improved when mixed with amaretto
Based godmother enjoyer. My friend's cousin made one with a splash of Sprite, and it worked out very, very well. I'm sure some lime (or lemon-lime) juice would be a good substitute if you don't want to make it too sweet.

>>16778934
>san pedro
lol i blended mine straight and just drank it without cooking, it took a 2l bottle of juice to finish it

worth tho
2nd place would have to be Kratom, which is a vastly inferior drug but similarly untasty

Maple syrup + vodka. I tried it just when i started to sneak my dad's Svedka, and I figured adding something extremely sweet would prevent me from wretching into the kitchen sink. I was wrong.

>>16778562
Steel reserve wine

>>16778562
I made a fruit smoothie but accidentally added chicken broth instead of juice

>>16782843
Underberg is great. I also got Brazilberg once. Also great.

>>16784392
>Steel reserve wine
Please elaborate.

>>16778572
I hope this is real holy kek

>>16778562
>What is the most disgusting drink you've ever had?
Starbucks coffee. That shit is evil.

>>16778572
That sounds hilarious but I can't see it actually being that bad.
I guess it depends on the ratio...

I made some Irish Creme and mixed it with some Raspberry Vodka I had made thinking that it would be like a light creamy raspberry flavored shot fucking wrong it curdled immediately and just was a nightmare the whole journey down.

>>16778734
Nah, it's because you had Popov. Not that schizo shit about "leeching" plastics or whatever. Popov is basically drinkable rubbing alcohol.
>inb4 schizo reply about "but leeching plastic is real!" show schizo sources
Save your (You)s.

>>16778562
5€ bottle of vodka... i mean i can drink it but damn lol

>>16778562
A seaweed and sea salt craft beer

>>16780456
I had a similar experience with arak, physically made my stomach hurt and I really had to fight to keep it down.

>>16778562
>spoiled milk
>hard cider i made in my closet as a teen that tasted like tire rubber
>"chocolate milk" my brother made me with mustard, soy sauce and other shit

However by far the worst thing I tasted, which is odd because the ones already mentioned were fucked in some way before consuming, is Agua ardiente.

Absolute fucking abomination

>>16779492
I also have a decade long conditioned taste aversion to tomato juice but mine is from a Chelada.

>>16781497
Do Finns actually do this or is this a meme?

>>16782368
>in a jug that looks like its for an engine fluid
>label held on by packing tape
>packaged in Sierra Leone
Is this real life? its so beautiful

Pickle juice martini with this foul shit, and normally I like gin but this stuff is vile. Though I have to admit it was doomed from the start by being a pickle juice martini, it made me puke within 15 seconds.

>>16782368
>A literal 5 liter jug of gasoline
>42%
>picture of the neighbor's horse shittily superimposed on a piece of cloth
>blended and packaged in sierra leone
>best before Dec 2012
this picture just gets worse the more I look at it

I've consumed a few disgusting things in my time, but the three that come immediately to mind are:
>my first ever time drinking I mixed copious amounts of Jim Beam with hot coffee to stay awake and cold mug rootbeer
>when I was a young insecure faggot I let myself get talked into drinking a tall glass filled with a mixture of lemon lime vodka, cotton candy vodka, rum, plastic bottle whiskey, midnight moon blackberries, pickle juice, mustard, and a decent pour of cheap as fuck simple syrup. I managed to finish the whole thing before puking up the last swig or so, then drank it again
>once while camping I bought a 4Loko Gold and drank it after going from 2000 to 8000 feet and proceeded to nearly kill myself from alcohol poisoning, all the while feeling like I was going to puke my guts out

>>16778572
>jack danimals
could rival pic rel desu

I once thought it was a good idea to make my own four loko or whatever. I mixed rum with pre-workout powder. It tasted like shit but I ended up comfortably drunk, and then really nauseous. I made it to bed where I threw up all over. I laid in the puddle for a few hours before I came to well enough to shower.

>>16778562
Malta Goya

>>16779109
>being this ignorant
It's exactly how you process the cactus for consumption to start tripping. How stupid are YOU, faggot?

>>16778562
Other people's homebrew.

Kava
It tastes like dirt and makes your mouth numb.

>>16782338
Because everybody says it's disgusting and my brother and i wanted to test it.

>>16778770
I've done this with a beer bottle used as an ashtray before.

>>16784369
I like eating chips with amaretto or godfathers, or anything salty really

>>16783824
>>16783845
i've probably had more beers than 95% of any poster that's ever posted here. we know who we are too. but yes, bud light is horrible beer for more than just its taste.

>>16782575
>he doesn't like gin

My old roommate once told me about a time he was hanging out with a group of friends. While they were inside gaming one was out jogging. He had a bottle of Coke in the fridge that they knew he would drink when he got back, so one of them jerked off into the bottle. When the jogging boy came home he downed almost the whole bottle and proceeded to puke in rage when he was told of the contents.

>>16785186
It was alright when I tried it in Florida while holed up in a shitty hotel room. Kinda made me nauseous but that might also have been the ridiculous amount of kratom I was doing too. Cuban babes sure are a tasty treat man I tell you what. Got that automatic goth appeal to em all pale n curvy. Sure can suck a penis too.

Had some plum snake wine in rural China. 80% according to the man there.

>>16782843
I drank this thinking it tastes like jagermeister it doesn't taste like jagermeister it tastes like ass

>>16785253
Why are people so disgusting and crude? Shit like this is why I am glad the world is dying.

>>16779512
>This is Malta India the original energetic drink that's refreshing, non-alcoholic. A not carbonated beverage made with real cane sugar that has become the favorite among Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Haitians, Venezuelans Cubans, Jamaicans, Colombians and others. This malted beverage is made from hops, barley and water with a sweet molasses, it's a sweet unique flavor, very thick and very dark color. Malta India is a delicious malt beverage that it's also nutritious because contains vitamins and that's why it's also been called the kids beer, wheat soda o young beer. It's consumed like soda in its original form, meaning it is a beer, but that has not been fermented unlike beer. This is the only national Malta drink brand with its own production facilities. The mother factory is located in Mayagüez, Puerto Rico

>>16784419
Faggot

This stuff. A litre of 10% beer, and it's really cheap too. Still, I've managed to drink about a dozen in my life, not sure I ever want to again though,

>>16785245
okay cool but taste is what we're talking about here and tasteways heineken is revolting while bud light is merely flavorless.
Don't let alcoholism kill any more of your brain cells, friend. Take care of yourself.

>>16785245
Oh, sorry didn't realize you were a retard beer hipster, wouldn't have even bothered replying in the first place if I had known that, as your type is not worth interacting with whatsoever.

>>16779525
That's what she calls me too.

>>16785253
Faggots are disgusting

>>16778562
One sip and it went straight down the sink.

>>16785269
Cringe

>>16778562
you know, i do actually like the taste of light beers, and im tired of everyone just assuming it's because im trying to be "manly" or whatever. No. I'm not a goddamn child anymore, I can't just eat and drink sugary sweet things all the time anymore. I developed an appreciation for other foods and drinks that are savory, spicy, or, yes, even bitter. I LIKE budlight, I LIKE millerlight, I EVEN LIKE coorslight. Goddamnit my favorite beer is unironically pabst blue ribbon for christ's sake. I would unironically rather drink a cold pbr than a goddamn hipster IPA that's how much I actually like it.
This isn't pasta, I'm serious. I'm not trying to prove shit to anyone I just actually enjoy it.

>>16778562
your mom's bodily fluid

>>16784629
that shit is not 5L look at the guys hand

captcha: G0Y8R

>>16778562
chinotto. it's godawful.

>>16779512
I had something like this. it was a malt beverage that was incredibly sweet.
didnt like it at all.

>>16780859
You’d think it sounds good (we did too) but it really just ends up tasting like hot stomach acid

>>16785502
Not faggots, just hicks

>>16778943
Someone farted in your beer lol

>>16778607
I like it. I think going for equal parts is a bit of a meme though, I like a little less campari and a bit more gin

>>16778562
Tried one of these Memey hemp drinks the other day, and it was the first drink in a long while that I didn't finish. Tasted like fucking bong water, whovever claims to like that shit is a retard.

>>16784575
Anon that looks like a cleaning product, are you supposed to drink this?

>>16779520
Allow me to be the first to call you a fag.

>>16780778
The amount of emotional distress and vitriol you put into this post vindicates his beliefs entirely.

>>16781182
>>16781363
The New Englishman is so superior to the average American that it's almost frightening.

>>16784470
You need to work on your baiting, here's a (You) for your trouble.

>>16784705
Congratulations on discovering the over-the-counter equivalent of speedballing

>>16778572
audible kek

>>16779284
>>16778590
If you really think a cheap industrial lager is bad, you truly didn't try some of the horrors in the world of alcohol. For example: >>16778666

>>16785479
>you know more about something than me
>this makes me mad
Untermensch mentality

>>16785821
The brews we made in highschool were actually pretty good. One guy had a batch of mead that has yet to be bested by any commercial mead I've tried.

>>16785714
My thoughts as well. Dish soap or mouthwash.

I once made a protein shake with raw eggs and canned tuna
Never again

>>16778572
dangerously based retard

>>16785616
you must be 18 to post here

>>16786248
>drinking a shit, bitter, soft drink that tastes like acrid orange rind is for adults

>>16778562
Indian Pale Ale, 40 IBUs. Compared to this, wormwood team tastes much better.

>>16786267
*tea

>>16778562
Kratom resin dissolved in hot water. Tasted like a cup of ear wax.

>>16778579
oat milk is worse imo

>>16778586
Good to me actually. Just sugar + bird spit

>>16778681
Doesn't that just taste like 4 shots mediocre whisky?

>>16778586
>bird spit juice

>>16778562
this shit looks pretty fucking vile

>>16780456
i wanted to get drunk and the only thing i had at home was a bottle of ouzo
i thought well some energy drink is gonna mask it
it didnt it was terrible

>>16784583
Yes

>>16785573
>and im tired of everyone just assuming it's because im trying to be "manly" or whatever. No. I'm not a goddamn child anymore, I can't just eat and drink sugary sweet things all the time anymore. I developed an appreciation for other foods and drinks that are savory, spicy, or, yes, even bitter.
>I'm not trying to prove shit to anyone
Whatever you say you immature faggot.

>>16785666
Sneaking your cum in another man's food for "laughs" is really fucking gay.

Chris this 3

>>16785824
Any knowledge you posses is rendered pointless due to your head having crawled so far up your asshole that your opinions are meaningless. You can no longer tell what is good or bad, merely what should be good and what should be bad. I've tasted the beers that your ilk praises, and they all taste like laundry detergent mixed with industrial bitterants. You are a clown.

>>16785616
>not liking carbonated battery acid makes me a child
Well guess I'm never growing up then. At least I know I'll never be as retarded as you.

>>16786728
Sounds extremely tasty, report back when you've tried your diarrhea coffee.

>>16787378
Meant to reply to:>>16786248

>>16785473
>>16785479
lol you both keep replying to me too. this is your retarded brain on bud light...
guess what? i've met three people today so far who've asked me for some bud light - in the last hour. none of them specify cans or bottles. none of them specify if they need a bag. and they're day drinking to boot.

bud light is horrible, and so is its fanbase. you guys are walking, breathing proof. aahh, monkey see monkey do? does bud light not have a taste and is that what makes it not bad? did mommy and daddy teach you how awesome bud light is?

Got drunk with a buddy in college and mixed Thai curry sauce with a shot of vodka. Needless to say it wasn’t pleasant.

>>16778572
>jack danimals

>>16778562
I was young and dumb

>>16787538
>does bud light not have a taste and is that what makes it not bad?
So you don't drink water? And we're the retards here?
Also FYI I actively shit on people who drink light beer. I just acknowledge that it doesnt actually taste bad because I'm not a dipshit who is incapable of forming their own opinions, choosing instead to shriek "BUD LITE = PISS BUD LITE = PISS" like a fucking parrot as you do. Your personality is exactly as insufferable as I exoected it to be.

>>16778590
Heineken is hilariously bad. So fun to see the rest of the world drinking it thinking its sophisticated foreign beer while here it gets left on the shelves

>>16787538
>based Katz poster

>>16787654
what are you russian?

>>16788080
a leaf.
used to rum run across the quebec border because the drinking age was only 18 there.

>>16778562
Absinthe. Had six shots when already drunk. Haven't had one since. But it tastes like licorice and I don't care for that either.

>>16778631
I hate martinis is they are stirred instead of shaken.

>>16785253
there have been people who have gotten killed, or have received life sentences for much less than this

>>16787365
I didn't read your post, and I'm enjoying writing this post, where I call you a retard, more than I would have enjoyed reading your post, because it was written by a retard.

>>16787788
nigger i haven't read more than two words of any of the replies. sure as shit not reading this garbage either.

>>16787654
>94% alcohol
that sounds less for human consumption and more for treating wounds and general disinfecting.
tho I don't drink so maybe that's not so bad and I'm uninformed.

>>16785667
>only person who handled it besides me was the cute girl bartending
Well, I guess I'm not a virgin anymore.

>>16788461
It's actual main uses are for making food grade tinctures and helping college students get laid

>>16788487
i used Everclear in college to give me invulnerable confidence before giving a public speech or sitting idle in an SGA meeting.

>>16780778
Lol who hurt you nigga

>>16780797
Fuck you

>>16778663
based

>>16778562
any IPA

>>16787654
dont tell me you retard didn't bother to dilute it

>>16784690
i know you guys meme this combo but i don't think these other anons really truly understand just how horribly offensive and disgusting this combination is. i wish they did. but i had root beer with my milk, not beepis, and it was just residue in the glass from before adding the milk. enough to make me gag.

>>16788188
>>16788207
Why are trolls always so obviously braindead? A child wouldn't take this bait lmao
>inb4 u replied tho