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Here's my "so good you'll cum yourself coffee" recipe
Ingredients:
>Ground cafe du monde (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
RATIO: ONE CUP COFFEE-4 CUPS WATER
>Star anise (~2 pods/1 teaspoon),
>Vanilla extract,
>Cloves (2-4 cloves to taste; you can always add more at the end but you can't take away!),
>Cinnamon (about 1/2 to 1 stick, or, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground),
>Ginger (4 teaspoons),
>Nutmeg (1 teaspoon. Remember that nutmeg is sweet and you're adding sweetened milk, this recipe makes 4 servings!) to taste,
>1/4 cup coconut cream (NOT CREAM OF COCONUT, that is sweetened), 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk (total, so 1/16 cup or 1 tablespoon per drink, of each),

Cold brew, hot bloom your coffee: pour about 1.5 cups of hot water over the grounds, shove your spices and vanilla in while it's still hot, allow to bloom for 30 seconds, then pour over the rest of your water. Let steep in the fridge or at room temp--covered, obviously--overnight. Let those flavors get to know eachother and mingle. You can add your 1/2 cup coconut cream and 1/2 cup S.C. milk now, or 1/16 cup each, per drink, when you are serving it. I prefer now.

Take that bitch out, filter it through a fine meshed sieve. Drink it.

>> No.16768526

>>16768511
> Cafe du monde
Lost me there ,pleb

>> No.16768533

>>16768526
Have fun staying a tastelet and not enjoying the delicious taste of chicory you fucking plebian.

>> No.16768570

>>16768511
I wouldn't go to the touble of making it, but I'd drink it if you made it for me, I love coffee.

>> No.16768576

>>16768570
>Loves coffee
>Doesn't like to make it

>> No.16768859

>>16768511
bump

>> No.16769533
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16769533

>>16768511
>>16768526
>>16768533
>>16768570
>>16768576
>>16768859
Samefag

>> No.16769577

>>16769533
Meds, take them. But thanks for the bump

>> No.16769676

I this the rebirth of that /ctg/ abortion? Lmao.

>> No.16769771

I'm sure this tastes good but there's so much other shit in it besides cofffee it's not really fair to even call it coffee.
It's like a dessert drink that has coffee as one of its ingredients.

>> No.16769783

>>16769771
it's essentially masala chai with tea substituted for cold brew coffee

>> No.16770252

>>16769783
Sure. It's a bit different with tea since "tea" can pretty much refer to anything that's been brewed or steeped. You could probably even call coffee a kind of tea if you wanted to.
But this thread is kind of like
>Hey guys, I know a way to make a really awesome steak! *posts recipe for beef stew*
Like yeah that probably tastes good but it's meant for shitty cuts, not steak.

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16770338

What's all this shit I just put fine local ground coffee and get first pour of of the bellman cx-25p then froth milk

Nicest coffee I've ever had

>> No.16770349

>>16768511
>coffee so good you'll cum!
>takes 24 hours to make
Fuck that nonsense. Good call on the cafe du monde coffee though.

>> No.16770707

>>16770252
>Tastes good
>Still complains
1. You admit that coffee meets the requirements for this recipe
>Buh buh buh its not meant 4 coffee
2. and?
>>16770349
>noooo not the hekkin waiterinos

>> No.16770730 [DELETED] 

>>16770723
How so? You agreed to the terms outlined here by replying >>16770687
>Post a pic of your stomach, or you were a fatass and you're insecure about it. Any response other than a picture of your stomach is an admission that you were fat, even if your next post is "That is false and I was not fat." No picture = fatass. By replying at all, you agree to these terms.
You replied, but did not post a pic of your stomach. Therefore, your fat insults were projection from insecurity this entire time.