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>puts a plastic baby in your food
European ""cuisine"

>> No.16767302

>amerifats too dumb to differiate decoration and food so they eat everything on the plate

>> No.16767319

>>16767296
>king's cake
>no king
?

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>>16767302

>> No.16767462

>>16767296
Traditionally, it was a small silver object.

>> No.16767463

>>16767302
the plate is for food, europoor. I know you’re used to picking edible bits out of piles of foodscraps but this is common knowledge

>> No.16767482

>>16767463
Why are you so obsessed with Europe? I would think you had it so good that you didn't care.

Obviously there's some deep insecurity issue USA have over Europe, like deep down they know what filthy human beings they are, they just can't consciously admit it to themselves.

>> No.16767489

>>16767482
thought euros weren’t supposed to get bootyblasted over banter

>> No.16767505

>>16767296
Why a baby?

>> No.16767508

>>16767489
>you're bantering
>I banter back
>you don't tolerate it
Obviously Americans don't tolerate banter, and you are psychologically projecting.

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>>16767302
if am*ricans are too stupid to not eat plastic then why the fuck did god invent cupcake toppers?

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>>16767517
I've also gotten steak with plastic sticking out of it before

>> No.16767528

>>16767505
It's baby Jesus.

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>>16767526
they also like sticking plastic in pizzas out here

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>>16767530
some people stick these plastic swords in sandwiches and burgers too. be careful they can puncture your esophagus

>> No.16767535

>>16767296
kek do EUROs fucking really? LOL

>> No.16767541

>>16767530
>>16767526
>>16767517
The FDA doesn't get pissy about plastic bits sticking out of food. It's when there are plastic objects embedded inside of food where it's not externally visible that gets them to bring out the ban hammer.

>> No.16767544

>>16767508
Neither of you are bantering, you're both just autistic faggots having a petty squabble.

>> No.16767546

>>16767508
His was banter. Yours was a meltdown. btw I like europe a lot

>> No.16767737

>>16767505
Europeans love killing babies

>> No.16767744

>>16767737
Only white ones

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>>16767534
>plastic swords
>image shows bamboo sandwich picks

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>>16767541
Scary stuff