/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16755751
>delish
Don't you have a cock you should be sucking right now?

>>16755751
Are you going to adopt a plant-based goyem-blood substitute for your unleavened bread then, Rabbi?

I think you're lying. I am calling you out. You are posting an unpopular opinion on /ck/ like so many others have.

>>16755770
>/ck/

You still haven't realized that /ck/'s sentiments are not emblematic of the wider market?

>>16755751
CULTURED MEATS

GIVE US GOOD CULTURED MEATS/LAB GROWN MEATS

GIVE US REAL PROGRESS

Not gonna lie, you are a flaming homosexual negro OP. How does it feel guzzling over 100 loads of seminal fluid per day? Must be quite tasty..

>>16755751
I agree op, if you go into it not comparing to "MUH REAL MEETS" most brands are actually tasty when seasoned and have a nice texture

>>16755885
Nice projection buddy.

>>16755887
Aren't they supposed to be comparable to real meat? Isn't that the point?

>>16755900
Cope and seethe queer

>>16755922
Please stop projecting. It's not good for your health

It's becoming harder to tell if the OP of these threads is being serious as in they work for Soros, or if it's /pol/.

>>16755751
I'm really not interested in counterfeit meat, anon

>>16755956
You first, semen slurper.

It's almost like plant based processed sodium filled food tastes like meat based processed sodium filled food.

>>16755751
ive had plant based "meat" in several restaurants and they can be pretty tasty.
i dont think i will ever think of them as a complete meat substitute though.

>>16755751
I never tried the impossible Whopper. Is it better than their plant based "chicken nuggets"? Those are not great.

>>16755908
It's just marketing. Impossible Whoppers still taste like veggie burgers, but most people won't be able to tell as it's buried under a bunch of other ingredients and they don't have the most discerning palates anyway. Not to say it tastes bad though, it's just not the same as meat.

Those fake meat substitutes are pretty much 100% cancer, crystal meth is more natural and less stuffed with chemicals

Eat a fucking vegetable you god damn soy clown.

veggie patties are pretty decent when they're made out of simple things like beans and spice, but this hyper-processed 1000 ingredients bullshit "impossible" garbage is disgusting. i don't care how it tastes it's trash

>>16756769
based. bean burgers are the shit, fuck a genetically engineered burger.

>>16755751
>meat eaters

>>16755751
I tried those impossible burgers, they were pretty good. If they can get the price of the retail product down to match the price of regular meat, I might just buy it.

I'll say it. It's ok and meat itself doesn't taste that good from a fast food place anyway

I'm getting a more seared bite

>>16755751
If I want vegetarian fast food I'll get a bean and veggie burrito or a falafel wrap.
This chemical slurry fake meat shit can fuck right off.

>>16757139
how's it so different from a falafel? ever have seitan? I'm not all for it, but what about thinking of it as a genuine preparation of vegetable stuff rather than as meat substitute, even if that's what it's labeled

Just use a fucking portabello as a patty. Stop trying to make fake meat.

>>16755885
>Not gonna lie, you are a flaming homosexual negro OP.
Madthad made this thread?

>>16757425
Why?

>>16755751
shouldn't they lower the prices then? you are paying for meat and all you get is grass, it's false advertising selling them as hamburgers.

>>16755751
I don't eat fast food trash, but if I did, I definitely wouldn't get the plant-based alternatives
Fuck that shit

>>16755751
Rich coming from a city faggot that's only seen raccoons, birds, and rats

>>16755764
>goyem
The masculine plural suffix in Hebrew is "-im". Feminine plural suffix is "-ot". There are a few exceptions, but that's the general application of the suffix. "Gentiles" in Hebrew is "goyim". Female version would be "goyot". Where did you get the E from, I don't know.
Good luck shitposting, bud.

>>16755751
>and meat-eaters are all over them
Fucking where?

>>16757567
Didn't you see the TV ad with the authentic cowboy biting into his bean patty and saying it's better than beef? It was on TV!

>>16755751
you WILL eat the cube meal™ substitute with rented utensils from Amazon™

>>16757144
No, that's retarded. Felafel doesn't have a bunch of artificial binders and flavorings. It's chickpeas, flour, and spices. Genuine preparation of vegetables for a burger would be a black bean burger, or a portobello mushroom cap burger. Fuck, I've even had a quinoa burger that was great. Not that frankenfood bullshit.

>>16755751
Ive had some and they are pretty good (as a burger), but inferior in every way to real meat

>>16755751
>99% of establishments that serve this dogshit cook it on the same grill as regular meat without cleaning
>requires all kinds of extra shit added in to make it "like meat" that it's not any healthier
>more expensive to produce

meanwhile

>bean burgers exist already and have forever, taste better
>other kinds of veggie burgers exist already and have forever, taste better
>vegetarian/vegan sandwiches (or recipes in general) that already stand on their own are existing staples in many cultures already

Who actually likes this shit? Who exactly is it for? It comes off like some rich executives son had a shit idea, blew all of daddy's money, and now they have to shove this shit down everyone's throat to break even at corporate.

Make it substantially cheaper than meat or idgaf.

>>16755751
>adopted
I didn't know that these were still around. Thanks for telling me, so I can keep avoiding it.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Never been "wow this soyburger is amazing" or anything like that, more like "huh pretty cool they could make this out of veggies". I'd rather have falafel than some immitation substitute that does not taste like meat. Why fake meat when the vegetals does the job better?

imagine ordering this shit EVER

>>16756844
METEORS.. METEORS!

your patty:
>literally a dead cow

my patty:
>perfected by a team of scientists in a laboratory

how can meatcucks compete?

>>16755751
Hung out with a faggot liberal friend of mine recently in the city. He dragged us to this little vegetarian hole in the wall where they served all fake meats. Really wasn't interested in a salad so I decided to try the fake meat rueben, my other bud tried a fake chicken sub and we decided to split. Both of them were fucking atrocious. The taste was awful but not as bad as the texture. Genuinely disgusting. God do I wanna fuck his tight little twink ass.

>>16761225
Without any hint of irony whatsoever, I would rather have the dead cow.

>>16761225
>how can meatcucks compete
Meatchads aren't competing with you, and are just enjoying a tasty meal.

>>16761225
My safety mechanism
>Relying on nature's immune system to function as it has for billions of years

Your system
>Relying on genetic engineering juice hocked by a keebler elf and manufactured by a company that has never succeeded in bringing a safe drug to market in its history

this is the fakest op I've ever seen

>>16761225
>your patty
a gross mixture of corn and soy oils stuck together with random farm refuse

The market, supposedly defined by consumer demand, learned to define consumer demand, by making use of the monolithic propaganda machine institutionalized in the process of democratic progress. Normie “taste” is an artificial memeplex built on nothing more than marketing. If a food/snack is marketed as a delicious meal, a good deal, an environmentally friendly alternative, it is one. The market has learned to define itself. Normies exist entirely in a matrix of propaganda. They’re told what to eat, how to eat it, how to feel eating it, what to think eating it. A dish isn’t simply nourishment, it’s a simulacra to be filled with projections of its marketing scheme and all other external signals. This is true of books, games, TV, music, etc. They are taught what to like and how to feel about it. It’s amazing the degree to which they can distort and ignore what’s immediately in front of the them. The normie is defined by the market artificiality of his memeplex, his lack of tastebuds, his lack of critical ability to self-examine, adjust and curate his worldview, and his low immunity to hostile or controlling thought viruses. The market guides their taste exactly, in a perfect teleology.

>not gonna lie
>lie anyway

>>16755751
Plant-based food replacements are for communist faggots. Just eat some beans, morons.

>>16755751
This is fake. No one is eating this shit.

>>16761450
excellent post

>>16761450
haven't felt the need to save a pasta in like 10 years

>>16755751
I dont eat overly processed food, whether its vegetarian or not. Just because its plant based doesn't make it healhty.

fast food burgers are a way inferior product compared to a proper steak anyway.
those thin well-done patties of sub-par ground beef would be almost inedible if it wasn't for the sauces and condiments.
So if they can create a plant based burger that tastes pretty much the same in the final product, who cares?
If I want to eat a great burger, I'll prepare it myself at home, I wouldn't go to a fucking fast food chain.

i don't get all the crying in this thread. i'm a vegetarian and absolutely love the impossible whopper. also: dietary choices are NOT solely or even mainly for health, which is why i don't have a problem with having something overly processed every once in a while.

>>16755751
s-shut up n-n-n-n-normie..

>>16755751
Enjoy your bitchtits, faggot.
kys you shill.

>>16755751
>plant based burger
so, just soy?

>>16755751
why do these articles constantly try to divide people?
>meat eaters and plant eaters
>blacks and whites
>women and men
please fuck off jews

>>16755751
only reason i'd like these is so I don't have to bit into gristle every now and then, that always makes me lose my appetite.

>>16761234
What's stopping you?

>>16755751

Is this referring to "impossible burgers" or is it the fact that so many items are probably cut with soy protein as a filler to keep costs down. I'm sure that will be increasing too in the face of rising food costs

>>16762237
Blacks and whites must be separated for both races' protection.

>>16762593
What the fuck is wrong with this board, this is a thread about veggie burgers and you're off on some /pol/fag shit.

>>16755751
stay on high alert mr spock

>>16756089
Good fake chicken nuggies are actually on par with the ones you get at McDs, probably because of how overprocessed McDonalds nuggies are but I'd choose them over the average frozen nug if I wanted to eat junk food. Otherwise I'm inclined to agree.
>>16756769
>this hyper-processed 1000 ingredients bullshit "impossible" garbage
It's not a huge departure from what goes into the average fast food item, or what goes into keeping factory-farmed animals alive really. I don't think anyone who regularly engorges themselves on fast food or supermarket snacks has much of a right to complain about pea protein and beet extract.

>>16757563
Goyim means nations bro. Gentile isnt a Hebrew word.

Hey you alt-right meat eater, look at this impossibru burgir. The patty that consists of grain and vegetables that were below super market standards and normally used to feed factory farmed pigs and cows, mixed with a shit load of additives, msg, carbs and fats tastes exactly like the lowest grade meat patty which was made from butcher remains that was supposed to go into the trash, also mixed with a shit load of additives, msg, carbs and fats.
Check mate meat eaters, the age of the vegan has come

I've never triwd one of these and it's because I am afraid of the huge anount of phytoestrogens.

Also, don't feed these to your kids:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4270274/

>>16766195
You don't want beautiful breasts like Rob Rhinehart, founder of soylent?

Ngl I fucking love meat and am by no means a vegan/vegetarian but I fucks with these plant based "meats" cause I really don't get enough veggies in my diet and it's a great way to trick my caveman brain

>>16761450
Or you could just get adblock?

>>16755751
>want meat so badly, you’ll throw a tantrum when you think it’s not just right
>”””straight”””
What’s with all this cope?

>>16755751
>mass adoption
Not even the vegans I know enjoy this shit, fuck off kike.

>>16766195
You're not supposed to watch infowars unironically

>>16766235
Dude, I'm a vegan but I don't think eating one of these 90% oil and soy protein things count as vegetables.

>>16755751
As long as they arent made from soybeans
They using biggest fastfood chains to feminize the population

why do they call them 'meat-eaters' as if eating meat is not ok or not normal. These people are the freaks so why are they manipulating language to make it seem like they arent? They aren't fooling anyone.

>>16755751
They all taste like cardboard, and i'm saying that as a vegetarian.
Halloumi burgers are superior

>>16755764

hitler was trans

>>16766423
Beyond is made with pea protein and doesn't even have soy in it. One serving might only have 18%~ of plant protein in it but that's way better than nothing.

Only lame white people with no sense of taste actually think these bean patties taste anything like real beef.

>>16767376
>Only lame white people with no sense of taste actually think these bean patties taste anything like real beef.
or vegans with an agenda. they don't actually like the shit, just pose with it

>>16761115
take it easy

people eating plant based meat are even more retarded than regular vegans.
There are plenty of legume based patties that you can eat in your hamburger that are way more delicious and healthy than processed fake meat

>>16755751
Plant based burgers taste really good, but they don’t taste like meat in the slightest.

>>16755751
pretty much a scam with how unhealthy they are, that shit is not going to be answer to anything.

>>16767494
>way more delicious

>>16767357
Keyword there is "protein", i.e. it's an isolate. It's 100% protein. They've scrapped everything else for animal feed or something. Doesn't matter whether it's whey protein, soy protein, or pea protein, it's all the same. The only difference might be in the amino acid composition. It definitely doesn't count as a serving of vegetables since they've gotten rid of about 90% of what's in there, including all micronutrients and fiber.

>>16755751
Here are the ingredients of an impossible whopper:
Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% Or Less Of: Potato Protein, Methylcellulose, Yeast Extract, Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Soy Leghemoglobin, Salt, Mixed Tocopherols (Antioxidant), Soy Protein Isolate, Vitamins and Minerals (Zinc Gluconate, Thiamine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Niacin, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Vitamin B12).
This is the food and cooking board. The impossible whopper is not food or cooking. This post is off-topic.

>>16767948
>90% water, protein and fat with some additives like vitamins
Wow, so it's literally like real beef

>>16767954
Well the ingredients in a real beef burger are
>beef, salt

>>16767972
>ingredients in beef:
>beef
Okay, midwit

>>16767838
A good chickpeas patty is way tastier than a impossible meat you filfthy tastelet

>>16761225
your patty:
>perfected by a team of economists and marketers for selling soy byproducts for premium price

>>16767343

>>16755751
>and meat eaters are all over them

>>16755751
they taste pretty good but they're quite a bit greasier.

>>16767948
That's actually a decent list of ingredients
the only things I would find question with is Soy Leghemoglobin.

>>16755751
>delish

Just eat congealed plant oils and starches bro

>>16768839
I know that pic probably means something but the article should have been "impossible burger has X times the normal amount of estrogen that should be consumed" instead of meaningless X times more

>>16755751
It's amazing how quickly marketers have gone from advertising their burgers as "all-beef, never frozen, no fillers, etc." to "artificially made in a lab".

>>16761225
Failed to replicate nature's perfection

>>16761450
Best post on the board right now

>>16767343
The first trans head of state that was denied Xir's right to exist by the 1%? Xe was a pioneer of diversity! Starting a gofundme for a statue in Washington

>>16768040
I'm not eating either faggot

I wish they'd just lie to me and say it's animal meat when it's just made of plants. If I'm aware I'm eating fake meat, it just ruins my appetite makes me yearn for real meat.

>>16761225
Pretty easily considering black bean burgers are a thousand times better than any fake meat bullshit

>>16761450
Yeah.

>>16755751
I literally forgot about this disgusting shit burger.
I bet you're a cityfag. Only cityfags would like this disgusting piece of shit burger.

>>16771880
Why do citypeople make you seethe so much?

>>16755751
fuck off nigger, just eat real meat and actual veggies

>>16755751
What's wrong with the veggie burgers they were serving before or you could get at the grocery store?

I ain't calling you a feg for wanting to eat less meat but buying into this fad like it's so new despite the options you've always had makes you sound like a complete corporate tool.

>>16771941
>he unironically lives in a shithole city
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>16755751
>plant based patty
>burger still has mayo

>>16761225
Trust the experts!

>>16756069
fucking this. I'll be impressed when they make a convincing plant-based steak.

>>16761234
8/10 picked up at the end

I hate to admit it, but I like this more than their standard shoe sole whopper.