/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16744014
Sounds like you're angry about your roommate's shitty dog, not about food. Unless you're Chinese, then I guess those are the same thing.

stop blowing your money on gimmick shit until you don't have to live with a roommate

Did you even try fucking the dog?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>16744020
It's my house.

>>16744019
>Sounds like you're angry about your roommate's shitty dog, not about food.
I'm mad that the meal I was working on got ruined and vomited back up.

>>16744037
Your fault for not putting it somewhere the dog can't get it, like the turned off oven. It's not like someone unexpectedly brought a dog into your house, it fucking lives there and you should be prepared to protect your food from it.

>>16744032
stop blowing your money on gimmick shit until you don't have to live with a roommate

>>16744061
Are you a maladjust?
Why is your solution to a single meal gone wrong to start evicting everyone?
Even if I were asking for a suggestion, that's a fucking terrible one. I want people I can share nice meals with.

>>16744080
>Are you a maladjust?
I think you are since you're unable to adjust your behavior to account for having a dog in your home.

>>16744060
>It's not like someone unexpectedly brought a dog into your house
The unexpected part is that it hasn't happened before. I've left food out on the counter regularly and had no issues with the dog until now.
I'm angry because up until now, I thought the dog and I had an understanding.

>>16744014
feed the dog rat poison next time and get a better roommate that doesn't have animals
problem solved

>>16744080
I think your just a bitch pussy. Enjoy your food by yourself because the other peorson doesn’t have the same tastes as you and therefore in the back of theyre mind are thinking man anons food is shit i could do better myself.

>>16744094
>since you're unable to adjust your behavior
I'm upset. Not stubborn.

>>16744108
>Enjoy your food by yourself because the other peorson doesn’t have the same tastes as you
The hell are you talking about. My roommate's upset too.
He was as excited about the rabbit as I was, and I was excited to share it with him.

>>16744114
Anon, it's okay to call him your boyfriend. Gays are well accepted at this point.

>15 posts, 7 posters
Yeah stick to reddit bro, this tryhard cringe shit is about 10 years out of date

>>16744119
Stop projecting.

>>16744123
>this tryhard cringe shit is about 10 years out of date
Have you even looked at this site?
Tryhard cringe embodies it more than ever.

goodbye dog

>>16744134
Should have made the garlic black.

>>16744130
Yeah, thanks to reddit immigrants shitting everything up with their cringe hipster bullshit.

>>16744014
No pic
>Never happened
Eat shit loser

>>16744140
Let me get this straight, I've been posting the same way for 10 years, and your complaint is that I can't keep up with the reddit immigrants?
Either I'm an oldfag or I'm from reddit by your logic.
Make up your mind.

>>16744148
And now I've gotta wash my hands again.

>>16744135

That dogs fucked. Garlic will fuck them up bad

>>16744157
Wow. A real person. I'm impressed.

>>16744196
That explains the vomitting at least.

>>16744014
TOP JEJ

>>16744014
that dog just saved your life. stop ruining your food with shitty preparation

>>16744249
My food prep is great, you dip.
Quit being jealous.

>>16744014
Rules of nature motherfucker

>>16745435
Meds, now.

>>16745451
no

>>16744014
Piss off survey nig. Did you get paid for your shitpost?

>>16744014
Have sex (with the dog).

>>16744023
This. If you fuck the dog then it will learn not to do that.

>>16744014
Didn't make me angry, moreso impressed but a similar story
I was frieing up bacon for breakfast, resting them on a plate with paper towels next to the stove. Sat fork on top of bacon before turning around and picking up more bacon to cook from the kitchen island. Finished frieing second batch and realized the plate was empty, fork still sat there.

My dog managed to swipe that shit out from under the fork without a sound in the time it took me to turn around kek. So I shoved him out the room and shut the door after ball tapping him with my foot.

>>16744157
Are you 45?

Back when I had a roommate, her cat pissed on my sofa.
So I took her cat into the shower, closed the door, and pissed all over it.
Then I left it in the shower until I had to piss again, and repeated the process.
It never pissed on my sofa again.

So vomit on the dog.

>>16744119
They really aren't
In fact most people are still disgusted by gays they just don't show it

you're fault for letting dogs inside your house

>>16744031
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

>>16745880
The opinions of morons don't count.

>>16745844
How the hell did you manage that without getting clawed to shit.

>>16745435
based

>>16744014
Just give him some chocolate

>>16746122
This can easily be diagnosed by a vet, if the roommate cares at all. Leave a little meat marinated in antifreeze outside. The dog always could have accidentally found a puddle of antifreeze, it tastes sweet to animals so they drink it all the time.

>>16746018
exactly, this is why gays shouldn't be allowed to vote.

best case scenario: the mutt dies and you don't have to deal with a dirty, untrained animal living in your house anymore.

>>16746139
Devilish, I'll remember that

>>16746097
He has cat scratch fever. All pussy wants is to be pissed on by him

>>16744014
should've killed the little bastard

>>16745654
I lift.
It's made my hands gross.

>>16744031
Akko's a good lass.

>>16745465
The hell are you talking about.

KILL THE DOG EAT IT YOU FUCKING BITHC KEK BETA M<ALE IM A SIGMA I EAT DOGS DAILY

>>16744014
you would have fucked that rabbit up anyway you dumb nighger

>>16746162
Don't kill the dog.

>>16744014
Fuck dogs

>>16746962
Nah.
I am great with that kind of stuff.
If the rabbit turned out bad, it's because it was bad when I bought it.
It would have been amazing otherwise.

>>16744014
THIS ONE TIME I WAS MAKING A FUCKING AMAZING ROAST GOOSE FOR CHRISTMAS BUT MY MOM'S FRIEND'S SNOTTY NOSED ASSHOLE BRAT OF A SON DECIDED TO LITERALLY DROOL AND SPIT ALL OVER THE FUCKING SAUSAGES AND STUFFING AS HE DEVOURED LIKE HALF OF THE GOOSE THE MOMENT IT WAS COOKED BECAUSE HE WAS A GREEDY LITTLE ASSHOLE FAGGOT WHO COULDN'T FUCKING BE CONTROLLED. HE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE AND HIS BITCH MOTHER HAD THE FUCKING AUUUDACCIIITTTYYYY TO SAY IT WAS MY FAULT FOR LETTING THE MEAT REST.
NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY NEVER CAME BACK. I HOPE THAT LITTLE FAGGOT GROWS UP TO HAVE SOMEONE SHIT ALL OVER *HIS* CHRISTMAS DINNER.
THE FUCKER WAS LIKE 9 YEARS OLD TOO. YOU'D EXPECT SOMEONE AT THAT AGE TO ACTUALLY HAVE LEARNED SOME BASIC FUCKING MANNERS BUT APPARENTLY NOT. HIS MOTHER WAS TOO MUCH OF A NEUROTIC CUNT TO EVEN TEACH HER SON THAT YOU DON'T LITERALLY DESECRATE CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH YOUR POOPOO HANDS AND GREEDY FAT MOUTH.
I GOT SO DRUNK THAT NIGHT IT WAS UNREAL. THIS WAS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO BUT I'M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT AND EVERY TIME I SEE HER AND HER SPASTIC FAT SON I SEETHE

>>16746097
Some cats will just freeze if you lock then in a bathroom. My mother in law has this beautiful Turkish Van who is the most awkward little faggot and this one time I had locked the door to the bathroom to take a piss and it was just lying there, looking at me. It wouldn't move for fuckin hours even if I had the door wide open. I literally had to pick it up with a towel to protect my hands and even then it didn't scratch me. It just sort of froze up, not even reacting when I nudged it a little with my boot.
Kind of like when you throw a towel over a cat it just kind of goes into standby mode. Very weird.
I disavow any cat pissing antics though.

>>16747339
Why didn't you beat the shit out of that kid? If not the kid then slap his mother silly. I would have.
Did she at least compensate you for the ruined food?

I got bit in the face by a dog yesterday and had to go to the ER

>>16746532
os she rubbing her minge juices over my bratwurst ? Sounds delicious lets go and give me some more

>>16747372
people having dogs should be severally taxed unless if its for a specific occupation

>>16747457
fffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT

>>16747457
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

holy christ there are a TON of tastelet nigger lovers in this thread

>>16747339
>I HOPE THAT LITTLE FAGGOT GROWS UP TO HAVE SOMEONE SHIT ALL OVER *HIS* CHRISTMAS DINNER.
Good luck with that.
Shit heads like that rarely learn to cook for themselves.

>>16744014
>roommate's dog
I'm sorry for your loss and understand that you feel bad, but it's your own fucking fault for assuming nothing bad will happen.
You cannot be careless like this anon. Hasn't the world kicked you in the head enough to understand this by now?

>>16744014
>smoked rabbit in black garlic
Serves you right for being such a pretentious faggot

>>16748073
I've never had a problem with the dog up until this point.
I'm upset because I thought the dog knew it's boundaries. And now I've gotta put the boot down.

>>16748079
Jealousy is unbecoming, anon.

>>16748101
I have lived in a house with a dog all my life and I love dogs, but I can affirmatenately say that dogs are fucking traitorous retards unless you like TRAIN train them that only enthusiasts tend to do
leave a normal dog alone with food or whatever and it's practically a matter of luck if it eats it or not
and I know some dog fucker will lose their shit over this and say that they have never seen a dog that's even slightly disobidient and to that I have to say get real

>>16744151
imagine being this much of a retarded redditard

>>16748101
oh yeah, and not to mention you should never assume that a dog person has a handle on their dog or knows all it's moves and intentions
that's just frankly impossible
and even worse is that most dog owners don't know shit about anything
dogs only seem simple and easy pets because the most basics of basics psychology applies to them
you yell they scare
you feed they love

>>16744151
>10 years
>2011
>oldfag
Boy.

>>16748129
Are you trying to imply something?

>>16748184
Yes I'm trying to imply something. There have only ever been a handfull of oldfags and it's not like their numbers are increasing. I've been here for 13 years and even I defenately missed the oldfag boat too.
Oldfag is not a matter of graduating something, being an oldfag is a matter of existing and barely any of them do.
You are not an oldfag, you might as well be the whatever reddit fag the other asshole was talking about.

>>16748202
You're a moron.

>>16748207
It doesn't matter what opinion you hold of me. I'm right.

>>16748212
You're not. Your idiocy is a cemented fact.
Quit getting hung up on what is and isn't oldfaggotry. You're embarrassing yourself.

Imagine letting an animal (that isn't even yours) roam freely aroud your house.

>>16748222
I'm not the one that started talking about oldfags and their definitions. I just set the record straight, stop whining bitch.

>>16748226
>I'm not the one that started talking about oldfags and their definitions
No, you're definitely the one who's been trying to define it.
And you're doing a shitty job on top of that.

>>16748227
You're telling me to stop getting hung up on definitions and at the same time you declare that my definition is shit?
I bet the irony on this one is completely lost to you.
This will be my last reply, you're only stirring up trouble. Thanks for the converstaion.

>>16744196
Good I hope it fucking dies filthy mongrel

>>16745880
This

>>16748231
>I bet the irony on this one is completely lost to you.
There's nothing ironic about it.
That's the thing about skepticism. It doesn't require that I propose an alternative, and calling your definition shit doesn't require much effort.
You keep making assumptions and failing at every point.

>This will be my last reply
Thank goodness. Like I said before, you're only embarrassing yourself.

>>16747339
>Fucking based fat ass Chad

He eats half a Hot roasted goose with his bare hands

Refuses to eat cold sausages eats entire tray while they are still warm

Doesn't wait for Virgin Op to fuck something up digs in to a bowl of piping hot stuffing

>Virgin fagot op

Let's little fat ass run around his house like he owns the place

Refuses to discipline unruly child

Spends hours prepping a delicious and expensive meal for another man's child to enjoy (doesn't even fuck the mother)

Gets told off in his own home like a little bitch

Has to get drunk in order to cope because he can't control his emotions like a man

>>16747349
I.. I think ... I think that cat was Dead anon

>>16744014
What moron lives with a dog and still hasn't learnt to keep delicious food out of their reach? Especially if you are going to leave it there unattended for a long time? You have only yourself to blame.

>>16748269
>What moron lives with a dog and still hasn't learnt to keep delicious food out of their reach?
It hasn't been a problem until now.

>You have only yourself to blame.
No, I'm pretty sure it's also the dog's fault.
The dog isn't stupid. She knows not to do that.
And now I have to reinforce it.

>>16744080
can't share nice meals if the dog eats them first.
stop blowing your money on gimmick shit until you don't have to live with a roommate.

>>16744096
>I thought the dog and I had an understanding.
You was wrong nigger

>>16748222
No, he's definitely right.
You can't just suddenly have been here longer than me. I remember board culture you never experienced.
You don't even realize that you're the cause of your own problems, because you don't remember how much better it was before you got here.

>>16747457
You're right. Fuck the dogwalkers that've been plaguing my neighborhood since covid started

>>16744157
toe cleavage

>>16746139
Peak knows just enough to sound stupid
Antifreeze USED to taste sweet. They add bittering shit to it now for this reason. At best you get a bit of acidic tang.
t. Has tasted every antifreeze out there

What kind of jewery is going on itt? It has to be false flagging right? Op never claimed it was the dogs fault or mentions anything of that nature yet half the replies itt just have to say some dumb shit about that. Do jews hate dogs?

>>16748915
No, but niggers do

>>16748870
Based antifreeze connoisseur.

I think my parents made stuffed peppers with rotten meat, and I’m too wary to eat them. I saw the meat before it was cooked and even though it was pink the packaging was super bloated. I’ve only seen puffed up packages like that with rotten tofu. Later on I thought I smelled a neighbor spreading fertilizer and it turned they were cooking the meat on the stove.

>>16748948
Well, mechanic. Most times tasting it was an accident but sometimes it's the easiest way to tell what's leaking so yeah I taste it a lot...

>>16748915
>Op never claimed it was the dogs fault
OP here.
It's the dog's fault in that she definitely knows better than getting up on the counter.
But it's more of a "Love the sinner, hate the sin" kind of deal.
She's a good dog. Mostly.

>>16744014
WHY CANT YOU REHEAT PASTRY WITHOUT IT TURNING SOGGY

>>16744037
Write up an invoice and give it to your roommate. Cost of duck, seasonings, and carpet cleaning. Tell him to be thankful that you're not also billing him for your prep time.

>>16744014
You should kill his god

>>16744157
I thought the dog ated it??

>>16750463
Yeah. She ate the hindlegs. What you're looking at is the torso.
That was the half of the carcass that was smeared over my kitchen floor.

>>16749969
air fryer bro

>>16750407
>Duck
Rabbit
Also, he took the liberty of cleaning the floors himself, reprimanding the dog, and spotting me for the next grocery bill.
He's made right. If it happens again, that's a different story.

>>16744167
Beautiful.

roommatecels are NGMI

>>16748269
yeah who leaves food unattended with pets around? if you can't put the food away just place the dog in the bathroom and close the door if you have to leave for 30 min.

>>16750554
Have you considered that if your dog isn't disciplined enough to respect your boundaries when you aren't looking, that just means you're a shitty pet owner?

>>16750599
for all you know the dog might be licking the food or rubbing it's anus on your countertop while you're away, and you wouldn't be able to notice and discipline it if it's not making a visible mess like with the rabbit. don't expect animals to care about your boundaries.

>>16750728
>don't expect animals to care about your boundaries.
Nuh uh. No. Go fuck yourself.
Train your fucking dog to respect boundaries.

>>16750458
easy there Nietzsche

I get mad when my wife just takes dishes from the dishwasher and doesn't actually unload the damn thing. reeee

>>16750798
I don't have a dog you idiot, hope yours takes a shit in your food the next time. If you're OP I can see the dog learned how to be an ass by watching you.

>>16751519
>I don't have a dog you idiot
And thank god.

>>16744014
WEAK. WEAK STUPID CATTLE. WEAK PATHETIC SHEEP SHOVEL SHOVEL SHOVELLLL. ADD THE SUGAR MASTER JEW MORE ADDED SUGAR JEWS PLEASSSE. IN MY YOGURT IN MY OATMEAL IN MY DRINKS IN MY JUICE IN ALL MY FOODS SALT SALT SALT FAGGOT TREAT THIS PROCESSED SLOP THAT. OH MASTER JEW PLEASE MORE GENTILE PIG FEED SO GREASY AND DELICIOUS YES YESSSS DROWN MY YOUNG CHILD IN COW TROUGH GARBAGE NOT A SINGLE UNALTERED FOOD ITEM IN MY MOUTH FOR WEEKS NOT A DEAD ANIMAL NOT A MEASLY RAISIN OR GRAPE NOT ONE BITE SLOP SLOP SLOP FOR THE PIG. OH AND CAN'T WAIT TO USE MY FAT UNWASHED MEAT HOOKS TO THROW ALL MY AMERIFAT WRAPPERS AND NAPKINS AND PLASTIC SHIT SHOVELS AND LIDS AND STRAWS AND PAPER AND CARDBOARD RIGHT INTO THE LANDFILL AND THE SIDE OF THE GOD DAMN ROAD LIKE THE FAT STUPID HATEFUL SMALL SELFISH CREATURE THAT I AM BECAUSE I LOVE JEWS BLACKS AND SATAN

>>16751644
seek therapy

>>16751644
Based schizo

>Its another week of low calories eating proteins shake for lunch and chicken for dinner.

how much longer until i can see abs?

>>16746018
Janny really deleted the reply saying 'that's why gays shouldn't be allowed to vote'
Lol

I bought this yogurt beause it sounded really good, but when I went to eat it I found out it had flax in it which according to /fit/ will turn me into a tranny. I strained them out but that unfortunately removed the little bits of apricot and almond too. I'm literally seething now.

>>16751719
>almonds
>not activated

just throw it out.

>>16744014
Not just cooking the half rabbit instead of shitting up /ck/ with this gay ass thread

>>16750478
just cook it and eat it, my roommates giant dog ate food off my plate, I just finished up. nbd

>>16744014
>I'D JUST FINISHED RUBBING IT IN BLACK GARLIC
Sounds like your roommate's dog is done for

>>16751726
cobra dug TWU

>>16744014
Dogs are shit and dog people should all be killed

>>16744014
We lost a pork tenderloin to our chow chow years ago.
It was our fault for leaving it out where the dog could get to it. He did keep it down at least.

I don't have much of a temper but I have angrily thrown an egg as hard as I could into the sink once because it wasn't peeling right and I wanted to pickle it.

>>16752816
Speaking of rage, eh?
Did you see him the other day screaming at a cigarette that he would smoke it until it was dead?

>>16752821
>I have angrily thrown an egg as hard as I could into the sink once because it wasn't peeling right and I wanted to pickle it.
Eggs that don't peel right infuriate me.
That shit drives me bonkers. It's invisible how quickly things like that ruin my morning.

>>16744014
Tell your roommate to take his poorly trained dog to the vet immediately, garlic annihilates red blood cells in dogs. He will become anemic and die.

>>16753487
She'll be fine. She's a medium sized dog and she already vomited.
She's no where close to toxicity.