/ck/ - Food & Cooking

assuming it had all the qualities of the real deal and wasn't a slice of prion-topia, hell yeah

Yes, it's still being developed so I'll wait but I have nothing against the idea of it

>>16726049
Never. I have morals.

>>16726049
sounds cool enough, if it means cheap and real fresh meat/fish for all. I'm totally down.

hell, i'd eat some insect too if its cooked well.

>>16726049
I don't know the long term side effects, but that hasn't stopped us lately

If the flavour, texture and price are comparable to the real stuff, I don't see why not.

>>16726049
Yeah I'm not a boomer who thinks it's full of microchips
Probably won't taste as good as the real deal though

>>16726049
Only if it's a celebrity.

>>16726199
>cells growing in place good
>cells growing in other place BAD BAD BAD SIDE EFFECTS MAGA LOOK AT INFOGRAPH

No.

>>16726676
>something that happened for thousands of years
>something that has happened once in the last decade
iunno. But besides that, muscular tissue has a lot more nuance than that when it comes to texture and flavor. Which is why any of the commercial lab-grown meat is heavily spiced and prepared. Because it has very little taste or consistency.

>>16726049
If it's as good or nearly, yeah. I'm not against farmed meat, just meat where the conditions for the animals is really bad. Idyllic little arm in the countryside? Perfectly fine. Feedlots with cows crammed together like sardines? I'd like to end that, have my steak, and eat it, too.

>>16726672
what the fuck?

>>16726049
This is going to be another culture war thing as soon as it's commercially available.

>>16726676
Oh you're right. Altering how we make food has never gone wrong

>>16726816
Correct

>>16726049
Would you eat disease ridden, chemical pumped, dirty, tortured, never seen the sun meat?

>>16726866
Yeah I get my meat from walmart

>>16726049
Nope against my religion.

>>16726672
At first I just thought I was Kanye West brand salami
Then I got to the bottom.

WHAT THE FUCK
How is this not cannibalism?

>>16726049
even if it is ruled as halal , I would try to avoid it

I'd like to say "no", but I am not in control of what I eat. If I can't get real meat anywhere, then I will end up eating lab grown meat.

>>16726049
Right now, no, because they admit it's not as nutritious while trying to market that as a positive thing by saying it's healthier because it's lacking multiple things that real meat has. Once it's been shown to be nutritionally identical to real meat then I'd be happy to try it.

>>16727206
If I cant get meat, then I will eat those keeping the meat from me

>>16726049
I have an iron deficiency so if lab-grown meat becomes more affordable, it'll put me in a prickly decision-making situation, I think. It's a freakish innovation, I don't know how they're gonna market it in the beginning if they find the winning recipe.

Yes. It’s real meat. Done good it’s perfect quality. Any kind of meat.

Free wagyu
Mountains of wagyu

Do it good and food is free for all

Heaven on earth for all

>>16726672
Imagine fattening up your gf on your own meat.

>>16726055
fpbp
>>16726127
>>16726199
>>16727203
Only 3 brainlets/trolls so far, pretty good for /ck/

>>16727288
I remember your posts from a while ago. I like you. But I hope they do it right instead of just making it cheap, low quality, less nutritious crap.

>>16726049
Would I? Probably, and I probably won’t even know it because it’ll be at some place like McDammit’s. Will I enjoy it? Absolutely not. A life must have ended, preferably under duress, for me to enjoy a meal. Wallowing in the knowledge of that fact is central to my every dining experience.

>>16727311
I hope too, God King.

But hey, anyone can make it and do their own industry.

Imagine you yourself making mountains of perfect wagyu and making the world heaven for all.

Good GMOs are something that easily makes good perfect food in infinite quantities at no cost.
For example: corn was once inedible.
Also, rice can now be farmed on the ocean on floating farms. Salt water rice. Look it up. It’s new.

No one has to worry about monopolies stopping progress because anyone that innovates takes over.
This world is passing the threshold to good change and real progress for all.

>>16727291
rip anon, you died to give us good 2D

>>16727190
eat muh dick

>>16727181
What scripture says that?

>>16726049
No, I feed on life-force, not only protein and carbohydrates.

>>16726672
>>16726728
>>16727190

I just checked out their website/socials, it looks like they're a failed business venture. They have all the marketing stuff in place, but it doesn't look like you could actually place an order for anything, and the site hasn't been updated since 2014. Their one YouTube video has an abysmal like/dislike ratio and everyone in the comments is screeching about demons and cannibalism and shit. I guess the amount of backlash would've been way too much for it to ever get off the ground.

>>16726816
yeah it literally hasn't.

>>16726049
would I eat something objectively cleaner and safer than the alternative? no I want to risk another outbeak like Swine Flu or Mad Cow

>>16726672
Reminder that there is nothing wrong with consensual cannibalism.

>>16726049
Ive honestly been excited about it for a while now, but I know it's gonna be fucked up and corrupted in some way

>>16726049
>Would you eat lab grown meat?
FUCK NO!

listen d00d wats ur combat level imma kick ur ass

>>16727950
Ritard

>>16726049
No I don't like it because liberals will make it.
I only gorge my self with the fruit of steroid filled cattle awesomely butchered by the machines of red blooded Americans.
Amen.

>>16726049
Depends on the ingredients. Also, I'd eat people.

>>16726049
If it was identical to meat in every way, shape, and form, AND was cheaper than "real" meat, sure.

>>16727969
boober

Lab-grown meat will never have the nutritional profile or value of real meat because it's not the product of a live animal with a real metabolic system. The best they can do nurture the cells with a mix of natural plant-sourced nutrients and synthetic nutrients that are naturally only found in animal products.
Lab-grown meat will never have natural Vitamin A (Retinol), B6 (Pyridoxal, Pyridoxamine), B12, D3, K2-Mk4, EPA, DHA, CoQ10, Creatine, Carnitine, Taurine, Carnosine, Heme-Iron and Cholesterol.
You might aswell just eat a vegan diet, suplement all of the above nutrients and you will be just as (un)healthy as eating lab-grown meat.

>muh stake
>*chokes down 10 dickchicken mcnugglers*

The nerve people itt screaming about meat quality and nutrition like they don't cram their face full of mcdonald's.

Would you eat lab grown human meat /ck/?

>>16728187
It’s real meat
That’s the whole idea

Growing meat like a plant

Good perfect quality meat at no cost at infinite production with no animals being hurt.

Besides you can grow your own meat at home and eat it. Fatten your significant other on your meat. Along with a infinite array of amazing meats. New kinds of meats. Meat mixtures. Limitless creativity and possibilities and fun

>>16726049
Nah bro, whole grain meat for me everyday

>>16726049
I don't have a problem with meat and fat cells grown on a substrate. I don't have a problem with bugs. I'll eat what I want when I've got the resources, and what I can when times are lean. I'd eat people if humans took better care of themselves.

>>16726049
No I won't. We are already pumped with garbage processed foods, I don't want to see "Exta Vitamin Meat" or similar shit to became a thing.

>>16727656
I said it's against MY RELIGION. In my religion it is a deadly sin to be a soy faggot who eats the Velveeta meat of the Globohomo.

>>16730031
Enjoy your corn syrup, soybean, gutter oil, and industrial waste infused Velveeta "meat" made by slaves in China because that's where this shit is going to be coming from

>>16731011
>>16731028
>Velveeta meat
mediocre

>>16729759
I would, but then again i'm a fat fuck who hates society so cannibalism sounds more appealing to me. Honestly i'd probably eat people normally if it wasn't for the whole getting fucked by prions shit.

yeah. hear they're still at the stage of mostly mince but I cook most of my meat in meatball form atp anyway so would in time aim to get it exclusively

>>16729588
>you're all hypocrites because the people in my head are
alright

>>16726049
Does it mean I finally get to try Manatee? Hell fucking yes if so

>>16731028
Anyone can make good cultured meat
Any nation
Mass produced at no cost

Israel is very into it


And Hanfu neo ancient China is a good place

>>16726049
im willing to try it, as long as human dna and fetus were never used in its creation or research.

>>16726049
I tried it out before a couple years ago. I know people like to meme it, but I unironically couldn't taste the difference. It made me think that in 10+ years when this thing becomes actually economically viable, I wouldn't mind having it.

>>16727969
Holy shit

lab food, ewww