/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hot food eaters have a thing about suffering for food
like how models suffer for fashion
and american social credit system has always been based on schadenfreude.
youtube 4cgan and reddit are all too happy to oblige

>>16723227
fpwp

>>16723227
No, it's just a fun dare thing you do when you're in high school like firing roman candles at each other. It's fun when you're young and doing it with friends but extremely lame when you're an adult doing it alone.

>>16723203
eating hot food is the less edgy way of cutting yourself. its the same effect.

>>16723203
>this guy is a phd in physics

>>16723203
>why are “”””people”””” like this?
Good question. I have no idea why people repost youtube videos on /ck/ without adding anything new or interesting to them. They're definitely subhuiman.

>>16723203
People look for experiences in life. Most people aren't content only browsing 4chan on their McDonald's lunch break. Plus hot sauce is the fast track to dopamine and endogenous opioids.

>>16723957
>>16724070
Are you wearing cargo shorts right now?

>>16724168
Cargo shorts are cool. You are not.

>>16723227
That was my friends and I in middle school. We would see who could make the hottest cinnamon toothpicks. Pretty sure some guys used substances other than just cinnamon oil. Surprised none of us ended up with chemical burns.

>>16723203
There is a genuine endorphin rush you get from properly spicy food, some people want to take it to the extreme like any drug

Kek I saw this a while ago and loved how this smug mudshark retard got REKT after acting hard

And that little bitch chihuahua named TOBY of all names? The icing on the top of this loser cake.

>>16723203
Is that a black tranny prostitute in his video?

>>16724199
Yeah you can see it in his last bite. Right after trying the worlds hottest sauce and bragging about it he scoops up another chunk like a madman. Its like that guy who tries vodka for the first time and is like ”bro wtf that tasted good its not even strong” and throws up five minutes later.

>>16724230
At like 7:24 you can see in his face he’s thinking “I’ve made a terrible mistake” kek

>>16724230
Then the “um. hoo! hah!” and faggy “stop that’s too much cock” hand motion at 7.51

Not giving your link views.

>>16724254
It’s actually pretty funny (unintentionally). You see a soy boy acting cocky and getting rekt

>>16724254
It really is a pretty funny video if you watch up until after he talks to his wife then skip to around the 6 minute mark. But if you don't want to watch, someone will post the graphic novel version for you soon.

>>16724183
>Cargo shorts are cool. You are not.

>>16724186
first i've ever heard about something like this.
me and my bros used to make the best sauces and marinades for grilling afterschool though, so i get it.

>>16723203
Why is it always fuckers with messed up teeth that post vids eating wings. Y'all look like horses

>>16723203
THIS IS AN AD
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>>16724566
This is a /ck/ recent meme and yet you are all too newfaggy to even know it. The absolute state of this board.

Who the fuck cares, OP? Let them have their fun. It's just another lame hobby to keep people entertained.

>dog with the fucking bell.

>Who the fuck cares, OP? Let them have their fun. It's just another lame hobby to keep people entertained.

>>16723203

>You probably can't die from hot sauce

Damn, no darwin award for him. What a shame.

>>16723203
I like the burning feeling, the way it makes my gums feel like they're burning. Sometimes I take a small mouthful of small-time sauce and swish it around to get my teeth burning and then I use a fork to jab/pry my gums to feel the pain. It feels REALLY fucking good. I only sometimes damage the gums and get bleeding. It is honestly better than sex

>>16723227
wrong. it is the only "rush" they can feel because they are noodle armed homosexuals. some people go skateboarded, skydiving, mountainclimbing. these faggots record themselves eating spicy sauce because it is the only thing their feminine bodies can handle

>>16724726
You're comparing adrenaline to endorphins from heat. Do you also compare having a beer or smoking weed to mountain climbing? lol. You truly are a low IQ insect.

>>16724730
no one cares about your hot sauce collection faggot it is as cringe as collecting pencils or beer coasters

>>16724183
>t.

>>16724732
You have a hot sauce collection? that's pretty gay. Also you still made a retarded comparison so you're still low IQ.

>>16723203
I put like 1/4 of a bottle of Carolina reaper hot sauce on my ravioli for lunch yesterday and have had stomach cramps ever since.
I honestly don't really know why I do it, but I do.

burning your taste buds does not make you an interesting person

I watch this from time to time, it's pretty comfy. What's adding to the hilarity is his weird head scar that looks like he had a brain amputation

>uhm I'm in extreme pain

>>16723203
He was great on Arrested Development but he's just a washed up anti-Trumper now

>>16724794

>>16725552
cringe

>>16724730
*brap*

>>16723203
STOP SHAMING WHITE PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE SPICY FOOD.
YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING THEM!!!

spicefags need to die

>>16723203
That was pretty funny, I was entertained!

>>16723203
Srsly nigga I wear gloves when handling hot peppers and that stuff there is a pepper extract, at least he's not wearing one out in public to pick up a piece of pizza. You dont want hot pepper oil on your fingers.

>>16731112
shut up faggot

>>16725552
I thought he was the dude from House of Cards.

>>16724574
kek cartoon but why did they make him so brown? He's much paler and the white skin would be an amusing juxtaposition with the hilarious sheboon in the final panel. Also needs the annoying chihuahuas and collar bells.

This truly is an unintentionally hilarious video. The best part is that his autistic hubris never fades as we see in the final scene when he has to tell us that the nurse thought he consumed a hot sauce of lower Scoville units. And how it abruptly cuts off during the cope as if to say "shut the fuck up" even though he almost certainly edited it. His ignorant pride put him through hell and he learned nothing, no catharsis or anything. This is the zero's journey.

That he is a PhD candidate sharing dinner with some random black possibly trannie prostitute with the two most annoying shit dogs running around makes it all the more amusing.

>hot sauce enthusiast is a giant soyboy faggot attempting to appear manly for internet points

the memes are real

when i grow up i want to film myself eating hot wings for the internet

>>16731254
you need a phd for that

>>16723203
>9 million scoville
I would never eat that shit.
Habanero is my limit for eatable food.
t. mexican

>used to really enjoy hot sauce
>saw a local meetup for hot sauce enthusiasts
>went along, but thought i'd bring a nice gift for everyone
>made a special batch of hot sauce, as hot as I could
>make a special handcrafted wooden container for the bottle to go in
>it is in the shape of an ambulance
>carved the words 'HOT SAUCE WARD' onto the wooden ambulance with the hot sauce bottle inside
>i thought the sauce i made was unbearably hot
>inside the wooden ambulance with a hand knitted cotton doll of myself, wearing a little T-Shirt that said 'Habanero Harold' (my name is harold)
>took the gift to the meetup and presented it
>the 'ring leader' kind of guy who the other hot saucers obviously worship opens the ambulance, takes the hot sauce out
>has a sip
>starts laughing
>literally glugs like 1/3rd of the bottle
>tells me it isn't hot at all, and all the other hot saucers laugh at me
>i get upset, and apologise for bothering them and leave
>few days later get a knock at my door
>open it
>the ambulance is sitting on the floor
>they have carved the words 'MILD FOOD EMERGENCY UNIT' over the words 'hot sauce ward'
>tfw don't like hot sauce now because of the bullies

>>16724223
Anon that's a couch.

i went through a phase for about a year where I ate hot sauce on everything and would eat the hottest curries I could find
I didn't enjoy having stinging sloppy shits the whole next day, that's all I think about when I see these idiots now

>>16731401
You deserved it.

>>16723203
NEW JAK JUST DROPPED

>>16731401
make another one with pepper spray and gasoline as the ingredients

>>16732615
this. just poison them with gasoline adn when they start getting sick mock them
>what's that? hospital? you little bitch lmao

>>16723203
Idk man, something about hot sauce makes people act like absolute retards. I overheard this exact conversation at a Chile's last night:

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>16731401
>be white midwesterner
>like hot food, put hot sauce on stuff
>a Black family moved in next door into our white neighborhood
>house had 15 people living there - grandparents, parents, teenage kids, and the kids' babies
>they send the teens door to door and invite everyone for a cookout/block party
>mom makes me go to get out of the house
>lots of the neighborhood actually shows up, probably 25-35 people in their back yard
>they got a BBQ and a line of 3 tables with all kinds of stuff they made and stuff neighbors brought
>wander around and look at the ground for a while
>the dad comes up and starts trying to get to know me, etc
>I hate small talk but realize he's trying to be kind, so I ask him about what he's grilling up today
>he says he makes his family's special spicy wings
>tell him I like spicy food
>his face lights up and he tells me to stick around
>30 minutes later he's on the grill
>shouts my name and for me to come over
>I walk up and people are looking
>gives me a plate with a few wings on it
>he shouts for his whole family to gather around. the obese grandma starts getting really excited, clapping her hands and hooting because it's her family's recipe
>all eyes at the party are on me now, the dad tells me to try it
>I take a bite of the wing and it's got a little bite, so I quickly scarf up the rest of the wing
>The dad says "DAYYYUMMM!!!", the whole family starts jumping around and hooting
>4 seconds later start to really feel the heat as the whole family slaps my back and shoulders in celebration
>4 more seconds and my mouth is on fire
>the dad notices my face and shouts "YOOOO HE AINT RIGHT" and does a screeching sort of laughter
>feel it in my stomach now as snot runs down my red and sweaty face
>family stops jumping and someone goes to get me water
>have to lay on the grass for 15 minutes while sipping water
>overhead the big fat granny scolding the dad for giving me the wing
>hear the dad saying "HE SAID HE LIKE SPICY FOOD THO"

>>16731401
Fucking based nerd-bullies

>>16723203
>DUDE LMAO IM GONNA HAVE ALL LE HECKIN' SUPER HOTSAUCE XD
>i'm in the emergency room... i'm hurt...
Hotsauce is fine but why are there so many people who develop monumental autism over it?

>>16733179
same reason people do most things. its a misguided attempt, in the most unnatural of worlds, to prove that you are strong, are fit, and are worthy of attaining a mate.

>>16733179
it's usually frail egos that are probably terrible in most hobbies or skills that require a little amount of effort so just saying "heh yeah i can chug Satan's Nuclear Shit & Piss and it's no big deal" is like all the effort it takes to become a le epic chili spice connoseuir