/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I prefer the classic Canadian bacon. The sausage is fatty with bone chips.

>>16717883
I ate 5 hungover once

>>16717883
idk, probably 8-10+? im large

>>16717956
You're a big guy

>>16717883
Probably 10

I'm 5'6 125 in case anyone was wondering

>>16717958
6'4" 237 this morning. trying to exercize more

>>16717883
2 at most

>>16717958

They're so salty that I'd have to have ketchup and multiple glasses of ice water. I could put down 6 I think.

>>16717883
10 with 2 large Orange Hi-C Lavabursts

>>16717883
If hungry and in ideal health? Probably 8.

>>16717883
At least 16

>>16717999
>They're so salty that I'd have to have salt sauce and multiple glasses of ice water

fat cunt

>>16717883
1 is enough I think

>>16718111
damn she tall af too

>>16717883
I could eat at least five before starting to feel sick. Probably manage eight before getting too uncomfortable.

>>16718163
>damn she tall af too

>>16718111

>>16718164
>>16718040
>>16717956
these are about right
5'8 170lb

>>16718111
look at the size of that lass, absolute unit

If I'm really hungry probably like 6.

i'd be able to comfortable eat 6 but i could force down 12 with some pretty bad nausea and bloat

>>16718111
ketchup is sugar sauce, not salt.
sugar cuts salt

you might not be fat, but you sure are retarded

I once had three in a row and I felt like I was going to die for the entire day. Took a shit the size of my fist

>>16718390
>shit the size of my fist
that sounds amazing and like to solution to all my digestive problems

>>16717943
Disagree. The sausage is well seasoned and works well with both the muffin and the egg if you choose that option. The ham slice is dry, chewy and does bring any extra flavor to the sandwich.

>>16718111
She's a big girl

>>16717883
At least 2. Probably 3. Four if I'm starving, but I will feel like shit.

Honestly I fucking love these things, but have never tried eating more than one.

>>16717951
I bet I could crush 4 sober without thinking another 2 if I committed to the effort, and sure I could force down another 1-2 but not much more than that without a serious struggle. 1-4 would be scary easy.

>>16717883
My personal best was around 5, may e 6, I dont remember. I wasnt fucking with hashbrowns at the time, either.
They are so goddamned good but I had to stop because the only time I've ever gotten food poisoning was from eating one of these fucking things.
But holy shit are they good.

>>16718449
Agreed. Canadian bacon fag is a fag.
It's one of those additions that fuck up something special where you rip the whole thing out with the first bite.

>>16718401
It's not a good idea, but eating a whole lot of very salty food has a similar effect as drinking a glass of epsom salt. It will clean you out good and fast. Start drinking lots of water about an hour later or you're gonna feel like shit for a long time.

>>16718458
for you

>>16718384
Ketchup is high in salt and sugar.

What do you mean by sugar cuts salt? They do not react with each other and are taken up by the body through different systems.

>>16718495
Classic

>>16718501
you can counter oversalting by adding acid and sugar (ketchup lol).
much like if you add to much vinegar to a dish, you can add soy sauce and brown sugar to cut it.
happened to me and adding soy sauce and brownsugar saved the dish
of course the best option is to throw the dish out and start over.

but you post like a robot who has never cooked anything in their entire lives, so I wouldn't expect you to understand

>>16718449
The sausage is OVERLY seasoned. It tastes fucking horrible, like a kid trying to cook something and dumping in every spice from the spice rack.

Probably 6 or so but I prefer the sausage burritos with the salsa.

>>16718516
You might cover an overly salted dish with more flavors, but the physical effects on your body will still be the same and that's what we're all talking about except you.

I guess you're just so used to your bowel movements being as loose and voluminous as a waterfall that you don't even consider the effects of salt on your GI tract. You're only interested in how food tastes, not what it does to you.

>>16717883
depends who's asking

>>16718569
>you're only interested in how food tastes
the mark of a good cook

>>16718535
It is actually quite a mild and nuanced sausage patty. I don't mean that it's a good sausage patty, it's mass produced from the cheapest pork available but it's flavor profile has literally been engineered by food scientists to be appealing and satisfying to the largest possible demographic.

>>16717990
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

(For) >>16718629

>>16717883
Zero.

>>16717883
probably 5 max, 2 with pleasure

6 foot but not a fatfuck

>order sausage mcmuffin and cook my own egg at home to put on it
wala
*chef kiss*

>>16717883
Maybe 2?
I'm not really a fan of how the sausage tastes.
Bacon and Egg McMuffins on the other hand...

>>16717883
12 to 20. and yes i’m ashamed of myself thanks for asking.

>>16717883
I’m 6ft3, 180 pounds and I think I could eat 4 without feeling ill.

>>16717883
like a hundred

>>16718575
>the mark of a good cook
No, you are just a fucking idiot.

>>16717883
hard to say. i eat a lot and i'm a big guy 4 u, but i don't a lot of fast food. once someone shoved a kfc brochure in my mailbox with a good special offer and i decided to try it. order two chicken sandwiches (i think just one chicken piece in it, some mayo and lettuce and some pickles) and two small boxes of fried chicken, i think five pieces of wing drumstick each. since i was drinking i figured i could crush that amount easily. i don't remember when i tapped out but it was pretty quickly. maybe when i ate one sandwich and was starting on the second box of chicken

so these sausage mcmuffins look pretty small and easy to smash but i might tap out on the third or fourth one

The regular sausage muffin is crap, you need the egg to balance everything out.

For me, its the Sausage McGriddle. The superior breakfast item after a 3 day meth binge

>>16717883
probably like six to ten. I prefer the ham ones though.

>>16717883
>no egg
why would i bother?

>>16717883
>bone chips
I cannot fully express how much I hate this shit. Is there a SINGLE brand of meat that doesn't have fucking bone chips in it? I almost went vegetarian because I'm so absolutely sick and tired of buying a nice-looking meat product and eventually biting into a little bone shard. Lab-grown meat can't come soon enough.

Should I go to McDonald's now for breakfast or wait a little bit and go get lunch?

>>16718535
what the fuck? I bet you eat bland ass mcnuggets because they have the right amount of seasoning for you

>>16721328
update: I went to mcdonald's for breakfast and got 2 sausage mcgriddles, a pumpkin & cream pie, and a large black coffee

>>16717883
>eating this trash ever
Nope.

This is why you're a fat bastard.

>>16717951
Vivid memories of a particularly bad hangover where I ate 2 of these 2 of the biscuit ones and the rancid burrito. I vomited it up like 45 minutes later at work. So I could probably eat like 6 total of I had to.

>>16718582
Well the largest demographic is definitely retarded. The spice profile is all wrong.
>>16721479
You are retarded.

>>16717883
Infinite, but only the Australian version with the beef sausage. Also make them Sausage & egg.

>>16717883
Unironically it would take a couple days to get the timing right but you could set it up so you can eat them bon stop. Once you get the shits ramped up you'll be evacuating your bowels almost as quickly as you can fill them.

>>16720867
Not your fucking nutritionist, fattie. Your lack of self control or foresight is not my goddamn problem.

>>16717883
2 comfortably, 3 max.

Anyone else get egg shards or something kinda hard in the sausage burrito from McDs?
Dunno If it's just my location but every time I get those, I get anxious that it's actually a metallic contaminant of some sort.

They're my favorite McDonald's menu item but I wouldn't even try to eat more than 4.

>>16717883
All of them.

>>16717883
Three. Maybe four.

I think 6.

>>16720867
>I can’t wipe my own ass so no one should be allowed to eat greasy food
Kill yourself.

>>16717883
Probably between 4 and 8, depending on how hungry I am.

>>16717999
>multiple glasses of ice water
Pussy

>>16721236
Grind your own meat or make your butcher grind it for you in front of your eyes while making sure he removed the leftovers from the previous grind. That's what I do when I make burgers so I know my patties will be good.

3
350 lbs

>>16718111
Heckin chonkerino

>>16718205
i'll kick your ass faggot

>>16724664
Don't fucking buy these. They're literally just microwaved burritos.