/ck/ - Food & Cooking

god damn this guy is a twat

>>16711997
italians are always in the wrong.

Imagine listening to anything a fucking Italian has to say?

>>16711997
god I hate his accent

>>16711997
Kek, the frogeater is still responding to new comments. You can really tell he thinks he's a superior chef to Marco, who has probably never even heard of him.

God damn I love making Italians seethe. Adding bacon to my carbonara brb.

There's no recipe, it's up to you really

>>16712328
>italian
>frogeater
anon you're fucking up your racial slurs

>>16712428
based Knorr stock cube enjoyer

>>16712323
I think his wife or at least someone in his family is Australian because he lives in AUS iirc. So he already has that goofy ass Italian accent, but the english he learned was Australian english, so his accent got fucked up even more lmao

>x reacts to y
Youtube is so boring nowadays

>>16713252
You should check out my new video, "cock reacts to your mom's pussy," before you go around calling youtube boring.

Would you rather be a non Italian and cook carbonara for an italian family or tell your grandmother you don't like her cooking

>>16712030
This. Fuck italians.

>>16712417
Also add some butter to your tomato sauce, it's pretty good.

>>16714013
First option. I'd poison the food, though.

t. son of italians

I fucking hate Italians sometimes with their food autism.

>>16711997
Oh no... good luck to John with all the italian food purists who are the only ones with the REAL recipe that their great great great great grandmother made

>ITALIAN CHEF REACTS...
>is just a "food enthusiast"
What a dipshit

>>16711997
definitely not the whiney one
and shitalians are eternally whiney

>>16712030
Correct

Vincenzo is almost always right in this video.
The only thing I don't agree with is the cured meat suggestione he make. Guanciale is the right thing to use but he's right that is really difficult to find guanciale in some country, let alone *good* guanciale which make a enormous difference.
The correct ranking for meat in carbonara is
guanciale > pancetta > bacon > prosciutto

ASide from that, Vincenzo is righta and Marco really make such a shit version of carbonara to the point that makes me wonder if he's actually able to cook at all.

> olive oil in pasta water
I thought in 2021 everyone knew that oil in pasta water is just a waste of oil

> cooking pasta before making the sauce
I always sees this by non italian. Is just such a basic logical step I wonder what the fuck is wrong in other country
You make the sauce before the pasta so you don't need to put evoo after draining it

> cream
That's the major offence actually, togheter with the chicken stock.
Cream is not required in this dish, the eggs and cheese provide all the fats that you need.
Using cream is also bland as fuck, that's why you need to compensate with stock, adding flavours that really don't belong to carbonara

> draining all the pasta water
Again, such a newbie mistake for a chef. A good chef disting himself from a mediocre cooks by the way he manage water, and Marco does a comically bad use of it.

> finishing with oil
I don't even know what to say, it's just nonsense

Carbonara should look like pic. Marco made a pale unappetizing carbonara with 2 more ingredients

ngl I'm really disappointed by the "chef"

>>16714013
I'll do both
the latter reluctantly, though, she used to be a good cook but her age has caught up with her and she's doing a terrible job with food safety

>>16716903
ngl you're a fucking disappointing retard and you should kill yourself

>>16716350
holy shit imagine being this autstic about food
italians really are animals

>>16714013
Well I fucking hate both my grandmas so the choice is obvious
I'd be lying though, my dad's mum was fantastic at cooking before the strokes

>>16716350
>a woman physically assaults him

>>16716350
The only Neapolitan I've met said that people should just make pizza the way they want to make it
Your video is unfunny

>>16711997
Is this the same guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbtFP40E50

>>16716997
crazy hamburger guy is making silly content for kids
italian subhuman is *literally* seething about fucking carbonara

>>16711997
All these faggots shitting on Marco must get off to finally getting to nitpick a 3-star chef who has trained numerous industry bigshots, is known worldwide and revered as a modern equivalent of Escoffier. Sure, he might have sold his soul to Knorr or whatever after ditching the whole michelin stuff but this guy has more merits than you guys can count on a fucking calculator.

Your insecurities are showing

>>16714041
t. cuck of all cucks
day of rope is near subhuman.

>>16711997
Based. Italians should shit on these faggots even more.
Also reddit faggots here simping for Marco, he is no better then Gordon. Hang yourselves faggots.
Not Italian btw.

>>16711997
italians should be shot and the survivors be banned from the internet

>>16716350
why does italy look like syria? did they intenionally go to bad neighborhoods to get these kinds of reactions?

>>16717332
Naples is just one big bad neighbourhood. Sorrento is where the rich tourists go to visit Pompeii.

>>16711997
My family comes from Turin, but videos like this always make me cringe. Do southern Italians HAVE to act like parodies of themselves anytime they're living outside of Italy?

I'm ignorant for thinking like this, but I often wish that the Italians had gone back to speaking Latin after the creation of the modern Republic. It would have helped; I know it would have helped. If the Jewish diaspora could revive Hebrew as a spoken language in the 19th century, I fail to see why the unified Italians could not have done the same with Latin. I know we're supposed to think of Italian as *lyrical* but I cannot help disliking it some of the time, when I see videos like this. Whereas I have always loved Latin.

>>16716938
you sound like a butthurt faggot

I've made carbonara and ciabatta with Vincenzo's tutorials and they're awesome. Lots of other educational videos about Italian cuisine.

Marco just shills stock pots.

>>16717332
"bad" neighborhoods.

>>16717357
>but videos like this always make me cringe
Turin is a shit place, wost city in the north and probably one of the worst city in italy. People from turin are also insignificant and snoty, nobody likes them. They think they are from Milan but they are a buch of hillybilly

> Do southern Italians HAVE
Vincenzo is from Rome which is central italy, not south

> Do southern Italians HAVE to act like parodies of themselves anytime they're living outside of Italy?
That's rich, coming from Turinese

>>16717407
>more regional bullshit
No one cares, dude. No one fucking cares or will ever care.

>>16717423
>>16717357 actually cared enough to make a comment
The only thing people italians know about Turin are that they are snooty like people from new york and having a lot of Satanic groups that made sacrifices and retarded black orgies and such

>>16717437
>you said you don't care - that means you care!!
Great conversation we're having here. You're a real maverick.

>>16717447
Stop replying retard.
>>16717357 went full regional and I replied because he's probably clueless about how shit the place he's from is and wouldn't made such judgmental bullshit post.
If you're not him move on and choke on a dick

>>16717467
>went full regional
Where? Saying my family is from Turin? That's not "getting regional," you insecure fuck. That's providing context. Southern Italy isn't a region either; it's a macroregion. And the point was about the Italian language in general. Learn to read.

>>16717484
> Where?
> Do southern Italians HAVE to act like parodies of themselves anytime they're living outside of Italy
What I read is that you think people from some region of italy are worse than other aka being regional

>>16716903
After watching some Vincenzo videos I can understand Italian autism people make whatever they fuck they want and call it some Italian dish it makes sense they get upset. If you’re not going by traditional recipes don’t use the proper names

>>16717498
Southern Italy isn't a region, and the reason I referred to southern Italians as a group is because they make up 98% of the diaspora. My point is that Italian celebrities living outside of Italy often like to play up their Italian-ness in a way that makes Italians out to be a joke.

>>16717484
>And the point was about the Italian language in general
the latin argument was ridicolous I didn't address it. Latin being cool is something outside italy. still I don't understand what speaking latin is suppose to do


>>16717539

Everbody sounds ridiculous in other language
> english speakers cannot pronouns correctly 'r' and sound like they have clothspin on their noses
> french sound like they are frogs
> germans sound like they are always angry and throat ace
and so on

> My point is that Italian celebrities living outside of Italy often like to play up their Italian-ness in a way that makes Italians out to be a joke.
So do japanese, chinese and irish. It's what people want, and those celebrities earn something acting like that

>>16716903
Ngl, that looks like a bowl of foreakins with smegma and Italian ectoplasm.

>>16717562
>the latin argument was ridicolous I didn't address it.
Why? Is it ridiculous for Israelis to speak Hebrew instead of Yiddish?
>I don't understand what speaking latin is suppose to do
Language has an impact on the psyche of the one speaking it. It's only a feeling, but I reckon Italians would do better in all areas if they spoke Latin rather than Italian. It would also help unify the nation to a greater extent.
>Everbody sounds ridiculous in other language
I don't mean he literally sounds silly; I mean he's acting like a stereotype.
>So do japanese, chinese and irish.
Not to the same extent. One example: do we really need every Italian celebrity to reference their grandmother's cooking, regardless of whether the video is even about food? Italy is more than just food, lots of emotion, and hand gestures.
>It's what people want, and those celebrities earn something acting like that
So we should be happy some Italians choose to make a good living acting like dancing monkeys?