What makes a perfect chocolate chip cookie?

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What makes a perfect chocolate chip cookie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:09:28 2021 No.16707581 >>16707576 A tiny bit of feces in the mix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:11:44 2021 No.16707586 File: 34 KB, 500x356, 00[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707576 The niggas over at 'Tasty' did a thing on chocolate chip cookies. https://youtu.be/rEdl2Uetpvo https://tasty.co/recipe/the-best-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:11:44 2021 No.16707587 File: 132 KB, 1080x1331, gigachad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707576 Buff Men

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:12:45 2021 No.16707589 >>16707576 What recipe did the lass use?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:21:05 2021 No.16707609 God I don't hate women but you know every now and again...

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:21:17 2021 No.16707611

>Making cookies
This bitch didn't make shit. It's obviously ready to bake dough from some tub. If she wasn't attractive, then she wouldn't get shit for views with her disgustingly low effort video. Stupid fucking bitch.
God, I fucking hate lazy bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:21:23 2021 No.16707612 File: 63 KB, 650x650, PILLSBURY-COOKIE-DOUGH-CHOCOLATE-CHIP-468G[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707589

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:24:26 2021 No.16707624 >>16707576 If she isn't biologically male then I'm not interested.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:29:07 2021 No.16707642 I'm fucking starving because of a health issue right now and am 5'7" 100lbs, do you guys think I could put on a wig, be a trap until my health comes back, and make some quick money by cooking Pillsbury cinnamon rolls in an apron?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:30:18 2021 No.16707651 I swear every fuckin time I use my iphone there’s a webm thread on ck but when I get on my galaxy (cameras broken so I don’t use it much) there’s nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:31:17 2021 No.16707657 >>16707576 >5 cookies why am i lmaoing so hard at this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:31:17 2021 No.16707658 >>16707642 I'll give you money if you let me fuck your ass and mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:32:18 2021 No.16707662 >>16707642 Post it here please :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:33:01 2021 No.16707664 >>16707657 If you were a 15-year-old 82lbs girl, you would stop at 5 too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:33:18 2021 No.16707666 Why do zoomers make videos of themselves just bobbing slightly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:33:56 2021 No.16707668 >>16707611 >attractive Look at the size of her head

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:34:51 2021 No.16707671 >>16707666 npc idle animation

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:34:51 2021 No.16707672 >>16707624 Flat chested women are my jam unfortunately she looks kind of asian

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:35:23 2021 No.16707674 File: 2.85 MB, 540x960, 6936010707372608774 Well! Are we! #chunli #streetfighter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707668 >Look at the size of her head its perspective shes 4'10

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:36:31 2021 No.16707678 >>16707674 And she has a watermelon head with bloated baby fat cheeks. She's gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:37:33 2021 No.16707683 >>16707576 I want to put babies in her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:42:29 2021 No.16707695 She'd probably look better without all that irritating gimmicky shit and posing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:42:39 2021 No.16707697 What's her TikTok or Twitter or whatever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:44:15 2021 No.16707703 >>16707576 When its made by someone who isn't special ed

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:45:05 2021 No.16707706 >>16707678 >bloated baby fat cheeks. It's called being youthful, you seething hag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:47:00 2021 No.16707714 >>16707706 Or a sign of the mumps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:50:34 2021 No.16707735 >>16707714 Her face is slim, her jaw is well-contoured.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:50:37 2021 No.16707737 >>16707624 Same

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:51:47 2021 No.16707745 >>16707642 I'm already in love, make vids so I can simp and don't forget the choker and thigh highs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:52:11 2021 No.16707747 I've been watching your murican top chef, and holy shit so many faggots. why?

>>	Elite Fri Sep 17 12:53:21 2021 No.16707753 Any vids of her taking BBC

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 12:56:16 2021 No.16707770 >>16707747 Jews

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:00:59 2021 No.16707793 Do you think these girls would make these videos if they saw the kind of men that were getting off to them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:01:44 2021 No.16707798 >>16707753 IDK, any vids of you getting gassed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:02:45 2021 No.16707803 >>16707706 It'd be cool if anyone who used the term 'hag' in this context on this site died of a brain aneurysm

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:07:35 2021 No.16707821 File: 822 KB, 967x622, 1629097498927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707798 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:08:35 2021 No.16707823 >>16707624 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:11:04 2021 No.16707836 File: 591 KB, 577x526, 1546089640623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >turning on the oven for 5 fucking cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:34:20 2021 No.16707951 >>16707576 YWNBJ (you will never be Japanese)

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:40:35 2021 No.16707980 File: 311 KB, 640x456, 1604593613335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707586

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:41:50 2021 No.16707981 >>16707951 Here's why that's a good thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:48:44 2021 No.16708005 >>16707576 Coffee?

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:57:10 2021 No.16708041
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>>16707576
This is my mother's recipe. She passed away shortly after I moved overseas. I'm not a baker, but a lot of my students loved cooking. So I taught them her recipe.
It was really nice to be able to share it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:57:40 2021 No.16708044 Whenever I see tiny weeb girls like this, it makes my testosterone go into overdrive. I want to train even harder to have the strength to throw one of them across a room with only one hand or at least have the strength to destroy all their bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 13:57:52 2021 No.16708046 >>16707836 surely the toaster oven is better suited

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:00:36 2021 No.16708055 >>16707951 This is entirely true, but a Japanese girl once told me I had a Japanese spirit. A few weeks later she rejected my confession, so I don't think that counts for much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:01:01 2021 No.16708057 >>16707980 do you guys think a woman or a simping beta male thought this was funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:01:29 2021 No.16708058 >>16707836 ....how else are you supposed to bake cookies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:01:34 2021 No.16708059 >>16708044 This is why you virgin little creeps are ostracized irl and why you'll be sent away to concentration camps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:02:44 2021 No.16708067 >>16708057 I think an incel got butthurt by it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:03:30 2021 No.16708069 >>16708059 Try to put me away you prissy faggot, I fucking dare you. Oh and after my confrontation with her, I won't be leaving a virgin, so you won't have your suspect, you stupid motherfucker. Stupid fucking braindead simp

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:06:43 2021 No.16708082 >>16708057 And it never works the other way around does it haha Get fucked redditors

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:08:38 2021 No.16708091 >>16708041 Why is there a booger on the paper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:09:59 2021 No.16708099 >>16708044 >>16708069 wypipo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:10:40 2021 No.16708101 File: 485 KB, 720x407, 741FF741-D436-4F3E-9031-BCAFCA7F643B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708058 he’s referring to the power output required to cook a minute amount of cookies you brain dead dumbass

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:11:44 2021 No.16708108 >>16708091 It was up on the fridge for probably a decade. It's a miracle that's all that is on there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:14:03 2021 No.16708120 >>16708101 if you only have a regular sized oven, which most people do, what are you supposed to do. not everyone has a toaster oven

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:19:00 2021 No.16708135 >>16708120 Use the fireplace until the cookie dough is melted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:19:41 2021 No.16708137 >>16708101 Are you poor or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:22:21 2021 No.16708147 >>16707624 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:23:22 2021 No.16708152 File: 31 KB, 540x540, 1622086969559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707666 Makes my dick bob slightly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:23:29 2021 No.16708154 >>16707651 Nigga sell that iPhone and buy yourself something actually decent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:24:06 2021 No.16708159 File: 109 KB, 500x678, 1458876950813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708120 >what are you supposed to do make more cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:24:38 2021 No.16708161 >>16708159 Not everyone is fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:25:31 2021 No.16708164 >>16707576 >tfw you'll never fuck a girl like that Why even life bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:26:12 2021 No.16708165 >>16708161 nor does everyone have friends to share cookies with, yes in that case i'd recommend making no cookies at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:26:45 2021 No.16708167 >>16707576 post her social ffs

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:29:23 2021 No.16708178
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>>16708167
I posted the sauce for you here. ctrl-f "sauce" till you find it.

2
chen
.moe
/tv/853955#bottom

Note: you may ONLY enter if you have high IQ (90+) and high white admixture (30%+)

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:29:47 2021 No.16708179 >The cooking board is full of pedos too yeah I'm thinkin based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:30:53 2021 No.16708182 >>16708178 thanks :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:31:25 2021 No.16708185 >>16707586 I wonder how well something like goose fat or lard would work for cookies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:31:46 2021 No.16708187 >>16708167 shes like 15 you weirdo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:32:19 2021 No.16708189 >>16708187 how do you know anon is not 15?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:32:48 2021 No.16708191 >>16708178 >>16708179 How do you smash girls like this I have a mid-level success band if that helps

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:32:59 2021 No.16708192 >>16708189 That would be against the rules

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:33:59 2021 No.16708200 >>16708189 They are more cute rostoid Deal with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:34:28 2021 No.16708204 >>16708191 She only likes stinky gamer boys. Sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:34:57 2021 No.16708206 >>16708191 What band?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:35:53 2021 No.16708213 >>16708191 Look at that flag on her ceiling. Just walk up, slap her in the face, tell her she's being a capitalist by not sharing her fuck, then seize the means of reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:36:04 2021 No.16708216 >>16708206 Fall out boy I am the glasses guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:38:32 2021 No.16708226 >>16708191 post playlist

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:40:48 2021 No.16708234 >>16708189 perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:41:25 2021 No.16708238 File: 105 KB, 640x640, 1512728516314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708178 so we're being raided by another board and the goal of the raid is to convert anons into trannyfuckers and recruit posters for their gay erp circlejerk thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:50:45 2021 No.16708278 File: 67 KB, 600x539, butterfly copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708238

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:52:19 2021 No.16708282 >>16708187 Soyjak.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:52:19 2021 No.16708283 File: 157 KB, 245x264, strawbaby lipbite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708238 >gay erp circlejerk thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:52:46 2021 No.16708286 >>16708278 Tbh she's peak female body aesthetics perfomance

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:53:14 2021 No.16708289 >>16708178 >bottom

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:53:35 2021 No.16708291 >>16707672 based on the nose and face shape I'm willing to bet she's slavic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:56:40 2021 No.16708300 THE SIMPS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE SIMPS ARE BACK IN TOWN [guitar riff]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 14:57:53 2021 No.16708304 >>16708291 It seems like she's Brazillian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:00:37 2021 No.16708308 File: 2.92 MB, 720x1280, 6933336137956166918 i promise i’ll c0sp14y tonight.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that mcdonalds is perfectly serviceable comfort food

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:03:41 2021 No.16708316 >>16708283 >>16708308 who is this beautiful girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:03:41 2021 No.16708317 >>16708308 Why do all trannies pick Luna as a name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:05:24 2021 No.16708326 File: 718 KB, 1920x1080, Azusa_pray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708308 Please be a girl.... Please be a girl.... Please be a girl.... Please be a girl....

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:05:31 2021 No.16708328 >>16708304 as far as nationality sure, but there are a ton of ethnicities in Brazil, she could still be mostly Slav

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:09:15 2021 No.16708356 File: 1.30 MB, 576x1024, luna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:09:24 2021 No.16708357
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>>16707576
>>16707674
>that glazed over eyes zoomer femoid stare
A combination of too much internet and too many random cocks entering her from the age of 13. Many such cases

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:09:49 2021 No.16708360 File: 2.95 MB, 720x1280, 6841240630887189765.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708316 posted it for oyu at >>16708178 ctrl-f "mcdonalds"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:14:57 2021 No.16708380 >>16707576 >those dead eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:16:14 2021 No.16708383 >>16708356 I'm going to be really pissed if Sabrina doesn't have a cock here

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:18:03 2021 No.16708389 File: 216 KB, 1500x1500, ffg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708360 woah ive never heard of this place very cool. You will find a big titty loyal wife one day

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:18:49 2021 No.16708393 >>16708356 >>16708360 i don't like her jaw/chin

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:19:27 2021 No.16708395 File: 387 KB, 704x1280, 7003073623745432837 first day of school was boring🤢😜🤨🤓💀😏💀😗.mp4_snapshot_00.07.972e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how long is too long for baguettes, guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:20:20 2021 No.16708398 >>16708395 How long is that bitch's torso

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:20:49 2021 No.16708400 File: 166 KB, 423x997, 386d7cbe6df52671390c9044ab949bd42cb221b6 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708398 someones jealous

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:21:37 2021 No.16708403 File: 2.95 MB, 540x960, 1618784790178.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what does she eat

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:33:37 2021 No.16708442 File: 1.94 MB, 278x208, 1607508550779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they are posting that girl on every fucking board. is this some discord shit where a bunch of simps are shilling her trash?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:35:56 2021 No.16708452 >>16708403 too much

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:39:10 2021 No.16708463 >>16708057 Jimmies looking a little rustled over there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:47:34 2021 No.16708493 Browning the butter makes the cookies 100% better. Literally double the quality.

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