/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16702996
that's just fat

>>16703008
Hearing that from someone that's never had A5 is simply laughable to anyone that HAS had A5 before.

It might be "just fat", but it's entirely different from any steak fat you've had before.

>>16703035
okay fattie

>>16703008
you speak from ignorance

>>16703041
i'm 145lbs and 5'11". Pretty lean all things considered.

>>16703043
you speak from the turkey giblets under your chin

>>16703047
I believe you fattie

>>16702996
how come whenever i see wagyu meat being cooked, it always has to be cut up?
why cant you cook it like a normal steak?
i rather do the cutting my self
just give me a 16oz of this in steak form
not little pieces

>>16703055
It's called self-control, there is nothing wrong with eating fatty foods if you're not a fat fuck hambeast.

Just got my A6 cuts delivered baby gonna be a good night

>>16702996
more marble than a B-Daman set

>>16703056
You can cook it like a steak, see >>16703047

However, it's so fatty that generally, you can only stomach ~4-8 ounces before you'd start feeling ill.


You don't see 16oz+ steaks because most people would throw up if they ate it.


>>16703066
Yes, you've posted this in the last half dozen wagyu threads, we get it, you're poor and upset.

>>16703063
who are you trying to convince here?

>>16703072
Clearly the retard that thinks eating fatty food = you must be fat.

>>16703068
>Possibly the best a5 ive had fämälämäzoids
You started this turbofaggot thread LOL

>>16702996
I will never be psyopped into thinking wagyu looks appetizing

>>16703068
that honestly looks like shit
its like the left over portion of pig after a whole hog bbq that no one wants to eat cause its too fatty with barely any meat

>>16703084
no i didn't. I'm not OP


>>16703088
And that's because you have no frame of reference except normal steaks that have disgusting fat.

A5 fat is nothing like that, and you have nothing to compare it to until you've actually had it. It basically melts in your mouth.

>>16702996
1. Melt some beef tallow
2. Throw in meat scraps
3. Let it solidify again
4. Sell to losers, who fell for every meme shit

>>16703081
okay fattie

>>16703089
yea thats true
i also dont understand the greatness of sea urchin
its like w/e

>>16703089
So you came to someone else’s turbofaggot thread to post even more retarded turbo faggot shit LOL? A fucking for me it’s the mcchicken or eceleb thread better not have died for this cum gargling dogshit

>>16703108
Yeah how dare I, as a person that has had A5 on more than half a dozen occasions come into a thread, about A5 wagyu, to call out retards who've never even touched it.

Honestly, even if I'm a turbo faggot, I'm less a faggot than you that hasn't even tried the shit but is 10000% sure it's the same as literal fucking tallow.

>>16703112
lmao okay turbo faggot

>>16703114
You just dont understand, he's had A5 wagyu

>>16703116
you're right we should all suck his dick because he ate some beef fat

>>16703121
>>16703116
>>16703114
>talks about A5 despite never having had it
>shocked when someone that has actually had it calls them retards
wow, amazing. You guys really take this whole thing to a new level.

Go ahead and suck my dick if you want, but I'm just here to call out morons talking out of their asses about shit they clearly have no experience with.


Seethe more poorfags. sour grapes, etc.

>>16703121
A5 bro wagyu it A5 aint wagyu beef fat, its A5 wagyu

>>16703125
nobody cares what you have to say you retarded faglord

>>16703126
Honestly, I feel sorry for people like you that are SO confident in their ignorance they're willing to make themselves look even stupider to try and "win" an argument they have no way of "winning" in the first place.


>>16703130
same bro, no one cares that you're too poor to buy wagyu, but if you're gonna shit on wagyu because you've never had it and can't afford it, I'll shit right back.

>>16703134
look at this absolute turbo fag semen slurper eating straight fat lmao

>>16703134
No A5 wagyu I get A5 wagyu it A5 wagyu, it's A5 wagyu

>>16703134
If you keep pretending you had some A5 wagyu maybe some people will believe you and not just your schizo brain.

>>16703140
lol okay

>>16703152
>image name
yup, retard detected

>>16703157
i randomize the image name of everything i post on 4chan retard

>>16703160
I believe you fattie

>>16703161
You don't have to

>>16702996
hyvää iltaa

>>16703160
Sure, bro. Just take your meds.

>>16703177
taking my meds wont delete the picture evidence

>>16703134
>white knighting for a cut of meat
We’re hitting autism levels that shouldn’t even be possible

>>16703208
Look, shit on A5 all you want after you've had it.

Shitting on something you've NEVER experienced is just peak retardation.

Why are a5 tards such cum guzzling retards. Yeah no one has ever tried wagyu beef were too poor to afford or appreciate it. turbofaggot isprobably samefagging as well

>>16703211
>please buy overpriced memeshit like me that way I won't be alone in my financial irresponsibility
no

>>16703214
Then just accept that if you say something about how bad A5 is, I'm gonna call you out on it because you clearly don't have a clue

>>16703212
No, feel free to shit on A5 after you've had it, I'm not gonna pretend EVERYONE has to love A5. But when you see morons comparing it to standard steak fat as if it's chewy and disgusting, it's just obvious as fuck they've never had actual A5.

>>16703208
Fucking this
>>16703211
It looks good but you're killing it for me Sven

>>16703211
>Shitting on something you've NEVER experienced is just peak retardation
Defending the honor of a steak seems just a smidge more retarded when you really think about it though, no?

>>16703240
Shitting on a steak you've never had seems PRETTY fucking retarded to me.

>>16703217
What I am free to do is take a steamy runny meaty normal steak fat shit into your drooling gaping mouth you absolute mongoloid

>>16703262
wow you really got me anon, I'm not sure if I'll ever emotionally recover from this devastating blow you've delivered.

>>16703112
t. turbofaggot

>>16703267
You don’t need to recover you just need to swallow and appreciate my meaty normal steak fat shit let it roll in your mouth to coat all your tastebuds

>>16703047
Pure porn, anon. In Danish there's a saying not to throw pearls at the swine, which basically means don't present people with something they don't appreciate the value of. /ck/ is not a place for discussing tasty cooking and this thread proves it.

OP here fämälämäzoids

gonna buy some more wagyu since it seems to stir up feelings

>>16703289
guzzling cum and fat isn't tasty cooking

>>16703296
Ask your wife to buy me a 2l bottle of strong beer too. We’re going to be getting sweaty and I don’t mean the meat sweats.

>>16703302
>one of the highest-end pieces of beef isn't tasty cooking
whatever you say anon, clearly you're the authority on this.

>>16703318
>he thinks price = quality

Are you the same January Jones famalamazoid poster on /tv/?

>>16703008
most of the fat melts down leaving behind a completely punctured piece of meat that melts in your mouth, you save the rendered fat for cooking

>>16703348
>he thinks it doesn't, and hasn't even tried A5 to see if it is better or not yet he STILL thinks he has a valid opinion.

wew

>>16703360
you'll never know if I have or haven't eaten overpriced meme beef, but I do know you're a retarded fag

>>16703352
fämälämäzoid is a common meme

>>16703366
I can already tell you haven't, no need to try and play coy

>>16703377
You can't tell how many cocks you sucked the other day, I don't expect you to know if I've eaten pure fat

>>16703380
the fact you keep trying to compare it to normal beef fat alone is enough to confirm it.

>>16703383
okay fattie

>>16703066
>poorfag can't into A7

>>16703289
>Danish there's a saying not to throw pearls at the swine
It's literally from the Bible, you dingleberry.

>>16703387
>reads the bible
ignored

>>16702996
>ITT meme beef faggots

Is it pronounced way-goo or wag-yoo?

>>16703476
waa-gyuu

>>16703089
butter also melts in my mouth and the thought of eating a bite of it turns my stomach.

>>16703112
>saying half a dozen instead of 6+ to sound like you've had it more than you have.
lol. this fucking poorfag hasn't even hit double digit wagyu.

>>16703478
Thanks.

>sooo tender desu

ok, a5 wagyu added to the list of foods that makes /ck/ absolutely seethe in rage for no reason, along with
>real chinese food
>hot sauce
>respecting italian food in any way and not eating olive garden
>liking black coffee and bitter beer
what else?

>>16702996
I like steak
I really like meat in general,
But I have to say it, because nobody else will.
When meat is too tender, it loses the appeal of chewing and I eat not only for taste, but for the feeling of eating.
A steak should be tender, but not to the point a5 is, it's too tender.
It loses the appeal of chewing.
And that's why I'll always take a filet mignon from a Angus, over the ever elusive a5 filet.

>>16703035
Because it's just fat.

>>16703523

So squee

>>16703536
The meat was so bad you had to use a sauce, eh?

>>16703008
T.poorfag cope

>>16703547
what meat

>>16703547
probably just ponzu

>>16703549
my cool a5 fämälåmäzoid
soysauce and lemon juice

>>16703560
I don't see any meat, it's all white fat

>>16703560
>lemon juice
>he imports A5 but he can't import some yuzu, sudachi, daidai, or kabosu.

Lemon works, but it's the most boring citrus to use in ponzu.

>>16702996
Enjoy your sydänkohtaus kamerus.

>>16703068
>You don't see 16oz+ steaks because most people would throw up if they ate it.
I'm up for the challenge. I'm the kind of guy that loves steak fat. For example, if im out with people and they leave behind their steak fat, I'll take it of their plate if they don't want it.

>>16703620
Like has been said several times throughout this thread, A5 fat is nothing like normal steak fat.

>>16703620
a5 steak fat melts in your mouth

>>16703642
>>16703651
Fat is fat you disgusting lards

>>16703655
Lovely, another moron that thinks they know what A5 is without ever having had any.

Sorry, but you looking at the fat on A5 and your mind going (I love fatty steaks) while having never had A5 before doesn't magically mean you know what A5 fat tastes or feels like.

>>16703661
ok fattie

>>16703655
not really
beef fat, pork fat, chicken fat it aint all the same

>>16703665
I mean, with A5 it's demonstrably different from normal beef fat.

You can hold a normal steak in your hand no problem, but with A5 the fat literally melts from your body heat.

>>16703318
expensive foods aren't about quality, they're about low supply making them expensive. unless you think coating something in gold foil makes it taste better.

>>16703723
things aren't black and white anon, it can be either of those things

>a5 covered in a1

>>16703674
So why don't the cows melt away then?

>>16703089
>>16703674
>>16703651

my knowledge of cellular biology leads me to suggest that what is actually happening is small pockets of rendered beef fat are getting caught within the meat, and are being released into the mouth during consumption. a fat cell objectively can't "melt in your mouth", or your hand for that matter, since the entire purpose of one is to store soluble fats at body temperature.

you should be able to replicate wagyu beef with any tender steak meat by injecting rendered beef fat evenly throughout the cut.

>>16703770
Yeah buts it’s not from Japanese cows jacked off massaged and fed beer for a year checkmate you faggot bigot xenophobe

>>16703770
you can, and people like guga have, but it's nowhere the same taste or experience, it is similar but not as good, since it's obviously far more complex having a naturally very fatty meat that has been specially raised instead of just injected to simulate it
>>16703777
seethe harder

>>16703782
>seethe harder
LOL yeah everyone is seething in this thread about your nipponese beef

>>16703782
>and people like guga have
LMFAO

A4 wagyu is worth it and pretty cheap (in japan), A5 wagyu is overpriced as hell.

>>16703112
say A5 again motherfucker

>>16702996
this is honestly the most faggy thread I've come across in awhile, almost reddit-tier in some aspects

>>16703864
AyyyyyyV

>>16703386

>>16703742
These are cold flooded lizard cows

>>16703517
I would say the number of people who enjoy chewing a steak are the extreme minority. Do you use A1 too?

>>16704278
I eat my steaks raw just thrown in a blender with a little lemon juice, smoothest most melt in your mouth steak you've ever eaten