/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Beans should NOT be in chili

Meat should NOT be in chili(unless it's chili con carne)

>>16702970
Benis should NOT be in butthole

>>16702970
coriander seeds MUST be cooked with the sauerkraut

Chili should NOT be in my ass

>>16703232
Don't you mean caraway? And if not, you should seriously try it.

>>16703237
I like caraway as well but no I actually mean Coriander. Give it a shot

>>16702970
Boemboe must be made in a tjobek, but in all cases certainly not premade

Sateh babi must be made from either filet mignon or fricandeau

Fries and other fryables must be prepared in a deep fryer. Oven or airfryer are anathema

cum can NOT contain HIV

I can NOT die

>>16702970
Coffee must be black.

>>16702970
It's not chili without beans.

You have to salt oatmeal

pizza is not a goddamn fucking lasagna CHICAGO. You can call it whatever you want, hell you can even call it delicious, but it's not fucking pizza you halfbred italiano-niggers

>>16703616
But by definition chili does not contain beans. You can be as mad as you want but it won't change things. Enjoy your spicy bean and meat soup, faggot

>>16702970
Ketchup is mandatory on Chicago dogs.

>>16703635
>pizza is not a frickin freaking lasagna CHICAGO.
wut?

>>16703668
you tell me

>>16702970
NO MUSHROOMS

>>16703686
athata pizza

>>16703686
More of a cheesecake really.

>>16702970
Meat with every meal

>>16703711
as long as you don't call it a pizza

Thin crust pizza, always. I refuse to eat any other crust type after having thin crust. It's good, crunchy, and fewer calories per slice. I now feel like a hog if I eat "regular" pizza.

>>16702970
No raw broccoli —waste of broccoli.

Pierogies

>>16702970
Scrambled eggs must be homemade and not browned at all. If they are they feel like lizard skin

Butter is used when baking, not margarine or such

>>16703836
do you not like lizards or something? are you vegan or something?

>>16703836
Scrambled eggs are for toddlers.

>>16704004
>vegan
>egg
shit bait but I still replied

Butter MUST be salted

>>16704016
What the fuck is wrong with scrambled eggs you faggot?

>>16704261
therere rtht for the tyoddlrers

>>16703711
I walked through piss and shit in the streets on chigaco looking my long lost pizza

>>16702970
>Blacks anywhere except Africa

>>16703636
>REEEEEE CHILI NO BEANS REEEE HAVE BEANS IS BOT CHILI REEEEEE
Wrong.

Do NOT forget your pickle

>>16702970
Carbona is best with cream.

>>16704317
jesus anon, are you having a stroke?

>>16704073
there's no animals in eggs unless they're fertilized, learn grade 4 biotics

Deenz MUST be in soybean oil

I can't cook on a campfire unless I was the one who build and lit the fire, or I've been present there the whole time the fire's been going.
I don't like to cook my food on burning plastic or garbage.

>>16703635
>but it’s not fucking pizza you halfbred Italiano-niggers.
No shit buddy it’s called ‘go ‘za

>>16703635
im am hungry i want some lasaga

>>16703624
4 real?

>>16705992
Yes, it's mandatory like salting rice or pasta water

you CANNOT taste food if you clog your nostrils while chewing

>>16705787
NO.

>>16703251
based stroke victim

>>16703635
>autistic pizza wars

>>16702984

If chili is strictly a condiment (fries, hot dog, burger) correct

If chili is the main dish it absolutely needs beans

>>16702970
all the other stuff is optional, but mustard on sausages is essential and mandatory

>>16706735
She looks like she worships BWC

>>16706647
to be fair it's not pizza wars. you wouldn't call it hamburger wars if people argued if a cheeseburger or ham and cheese sandwich was better.

>>16706884
*BBC

Oops mistyped.

>>16706735
got any more of DAT ASS series?

>>16707293
i'm gay btw, not sure if that matters.

>>16706735
>>16706884
>>16707296
>tfw you imagine her eating a great big bowl of chili with beans and her farts come slapping out of that absolute dumptruck ass. Just long loud blasts that have those ripe luscious asscheeks slapping against eachother she absolutely splatters through her yoga pants. Also it just rained and she just got done working out so she's completly fucking caked in sweat

>>16707314
asscheeks dont slap together when you fart

>>16707333
yeah but like, what if her's did. lol like. What would that be like? What would that smell like? lol that would be so crazy haha

>>16702970
saute your onions

>>16702970
ketchup ruins anything it touches

>>16703663
Them's fightin' words

>>16702970

I have to be able to put ketchup on my hot dogs.

No brussels sprouts (due to taste), no peanuts (due to allergy). Otherwise I'll eat pretty muvh anything even if I don't like it.

>>16703733
>Thin crust pizza, always. I refuse to eat any other crust type after having thin crust. It's good, crunchy, and fewer calories per slice. I now feel like a hog if I eat "regular" pizza.
It shouldn't be so thin as to make even a small slice droop and sag. Should be just in the middle, where there's some crisp on the bottom and a little chew on the top around the topping. And it should be cold rise, so the bread flavor is strong.

>>16702970
ALWAYS shred your own cheese.

>>16708764
Fuck you. No sugar added ketchup is life

>>16705787
You better be pretending to be retarded

>>16703940
Ive never used margarine for anything, i dont even know what it is really

'Scrambled eggs' MUST be French style creamy egg