/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You will need:

- ~5lbs of potatoes (roughly pic rel)
- one-half of a stick of butter
- half cup of chopped onion
- 1 cup sour cream
- half cup milk
- quarter cup cubed ham
- 2 tablespoon of garlic
- 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups crushed corn flakes
- 4 slices bread
- barbecue sauce to taste

- a large frying pan or cooker. I use a lidded electrical type one, which I recommend
- a knife
- a stirring implement, like a big wooden spoon

Start by cleaning the exterior of your potatoes of any dirt and grime, then slicing them into round layers of roughly 5mm thickness each and gently placing them down into the bottom of your cooking pan.

Next, add the entirety of your stick of butter, milk, and sour cream on top.

Allow the cooking surface to heat up to it's maximum setting or heat and allow the latter ingredients to melt in the pan.

Continue heap layers of sliced potato onto the base layer in the pan from the previous step. Interspersing the layers with modest lashings from your reserves of ham, garlic, and cheese.

Once you've gotten through the last on the chopped potatoes, throw in the last of your ham, garlic, onions.

Next, gently place your four slices on bread on top of the even pile, and directly pour all the remaining ingredients (salt, sauce, crushed cornflakes) over the top of the bread.

Cover the entirety of the dish with the lid of the cooker for twenty minutes and let it cook at maximum settings.

When done, the results should look like pic rel. The potatoes will be throughly cooked, but still slightly firm. The ham will be well fried by the effect of the hot milk and butter, and the uppermost layer of bread and crushed cornflakes will be crispy with a mild salty-barbecue flavour from the sauce.

After the duration of the twenty minutes, prod with the wooden spoon to confirm cookedness - and if ready, remove the Funeral Potatoes from the cooking vessel and into a serving/storage container.

You can contently enjoy your Funeral Potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next few days, as this recipe will last an individual for roughly twelve full meals.

But member, before eating, make sure you silently, but earnestly, pray in grateful contemplation of the meal you are about to eat, and/or verbally affirm the statement "Thank you, Funeral Potatoes" out loud.

Americans are so hadsome

.>>16677376
This looks retarded, and the potatoes look bad too.

Mormons really creep me out I don't even consider them people

So it's just a shitty version of Tartiflette ? Also you look like a fag

>>16677415
Most people feel the same. Thats why Mormons only stay in Utah. Freaks of nature have been here long time. Book of mormon is shit to as is the angel that handed it down.

I didn't think /ck/ was this mean, damn.

>>16677344
Looks vile. Also, Mormons creep me out

>>16677838
>I didn't think /ck/ was this mean, damn.

Wait until he gets a load of /po/

>>16677376
Looks like shit and so do the potatoes

>no other sizes of this image found

wut

>>16677376
anon, you trying to doxx yourself or something. people here dont exactly have the best intentions.

Now I feel sorta bad for calling the OP a fag.
I apologize OP, it was meanie-weenie of me to call you a fag.

>>16677376
Shopped. Can't fool a /gd/ fag.

>>16677888
I was just cross refferencing /po/ to my memories of /po/ six months ago a couple days ago. They're mostly nice with a few shitheads asking for free shit and getting mad when people politely tell them to fuck off and buy the thing.

>>16677376
>Cover the entirety of the dish with the lid of the cooker for twenty minutes and let it cook at maximum settings.
I thought you were going to put them in the oven.
doesn't sound like a long enough time to cook all the potatoes through

>>16677376
Thank you, Funeral Potatoes

>>16677344
cool
thank you mormon bro

Thanks you based funeral potato

>>16677376
Is this nigger serious? Autism or something?

>>16677415
They tell you not to do drugs and love your family, so creepy. So many white blonde people, how creepy!

You might be a bugperson.

>>16677368
Damn, that looks so tasty.

>>16677344
>Funeral Potatoes John David Card 09/10/21
on this day OP did not suck
I'll be fucking with this later for sure

>>16680505
>love your family
Mormons love their family a little too much if ya catch my drift

>>16681105
Yep. That's why the Utah ones all look alike. Especially from Provo.

>>16680505
It has nothing to do with whiteness, chud. You would know if you ever lived around a bunch of Mormons. They are creepy.

looks like shit kill yourself OP

>>16681155
IMO mormons can out jew the jewiest jew rabbi any day of the week. They're greedy scheming literal motherfuckers. That's a broad generalization, but it's applied to every one of them that I've ever met. They're not as easy to trigger, but it's possible to really get them wound up if you know where to poke.

>>16681260
What's OP's motive then?

>>16681298
They're encouraged to use social media to promote their faith. OP might even be a missionary and gets to count this against his 2 years. OP probably has an old elder looking over his shoulder to make sure that he doesn't look at any porn.

>>16681326
>oh, you're a missionary? cool, where'd you server
>/ck/ - Food and Cooking

this is a larp you fucking tourists. this exact thread was made like a week ago. op just updates the date in the filename.

>>16677376
thank you OP, for OC.

>>16681353
>this is a larp you fucking tourists
You think he didn't really make those Funeral Potatoes?

>>16677376
thanks op, i appreciated OC on my CK

>>16681260
aren't they like compulsive personal-data-harvesters? someone I knew their near-80-year-old grandpa got suckered into something where they got his family records and like 15 years after his death the family can't get the documents back without joining the church and turning over more ancestral, health and genetic information. My understanding of them is as a ruthlessly-corporatistic race-cult, but I don't have much experience Out West. Clearly an American phenomenon if ever there was one.

>>16677363
>>16677359
The slices of bread is weird.

>>16682368
I don't know the reason for the ancestry thing, but yeah, they're obsessed with it. Utah also has the highest per capita members of MLM scams too. There's a couple big ones that are based there. There was a group of them where I live for a while that were supporting themselves by offering to do home repairs for old people, and then sending them bills. They're literally into anything that makes money. Even the poor ones do stupid shit like try to flip random shit on Craigslist.

There is one based aspect to them. They hate niggers with a passion. They believe that black skin was the curse put upon Cain, and that blacks are lesser people because of that. They used to have a bunch of restrictions on black people in the church, those have been lifted to avoid getting negative attention.

>>16682645
They used to dress up as Indians and slaughter wagon trains heading west to steal their stuff.

>>16682645
>those have been lifted to avoid getting negative attention.
They were lifted because the federal government was about to yank their tax-free status and at the last minute, the church leaders "had a revelation from god" and reversed their doctrine.

>>16682686
kek. Now I remember hearing that. Do you know if it's true that the bishop or somebody gets to fuck virgins before their wedding if they want to use the temple?

Very great thread op

>>16680505
Mormons do more drugs than anyone. They are all on pain killers and Adderall because the president told all your ugly women they need to stay skinny while pooping out their eighth kid.
Don't pretend the lds aren't insane. Baptism for the dead is wacky. What other church would do dozens of baptisms for Hitler to make sure he went to third tier heaven? Fuck them and their 18th century misunderstanding of American archeology

>>16681260
This. There is a reason 90% of white door to door sales people are Mormon.
This whole thread is a sham. Funeral potatoes are just a rip off of mid west Methodist funeral potatoes Mormons are just so clueless that they actually think they invented it.

>>16682831
No that's flds "temple volunteers" do get to feel up the teen girls while getting them ready for there patriarchal blessing though where they get to larp their jew tribe. They take it pretty serious due to their brainwashing but the hilarious thing is that their "blessing" just depends on the day of the week they go to the temple to get felt up by old men

>>16677344
Are you related to the sf/ fantasy author

>>16684287
Which one? Card or Hickman? Orsen Scott Card is a faggot but Tracy Hickman is based

>>16684297
Card is based.

>>16684315
Card would be the biggest faggot on earth if he wasn't afraid of his own micro penis

>>16684322
Are you personally acquainted or something? I just like his books.

>>16677376
>>16677344
thanks John
>>16677920
fuck off homosexual.

>>16684343
Actually I am. He's my second cousin. But that's not saying much when most of your family is Mormon. Lost boys was good. Bitch boy space invader school was okay. His other stuff is shit

>>16684395
That's kinda cool.

>>16684395
You're not me. Don't pretend to be

>>16684343
He's my uncle.

This meal will go great when wearing my magical Mormon underwear, thanks brother.

Mormon men are exceedingly attractive. I haven't seen an unattractive one yet. Too bad you can't bang them.

>>16677376
Looking good OP wanna meet up and do some heavy petting maybe lead into some penetration for you and me

>>16685592
They're very superficial. You'll probably see a higher incidence of cosmetic dentistry and hair plugs in their population.

>>16682368
they own some of the most comprehensive records of ancestral and genetic lines because of beliefs that allow you to baptize people after they have died.

>>16686248
>be me
>be heathen
>drink, smoke, fuck bitches
>have mormon grandma who worries about me
>Finally drink myself to death
>grandma pays the church to baptize me
>go to heaven
>feelsgoodman.pdf

>>16680132

>>16685592
even >>16677376
?

>>16682645
The whole ancestry thing is so that they can perform baptisms for the dead. They get lists of names and some one stands in proxy for them and gets dunked in this weird culty font. Fun fact bringing up this shit is a sure way to piss off a Mormon. The only thing that'll piss them off more is publicly showing people their magic underwear

>>16686036
It's astonishing how many plastic surgery clinics are in Utah. Considering that Mormon women are supposed to stay skinny and attractive so that their husbands will want to fuck them I'm sure the leaders are profiting off it somehow. After all if there is a shekel to be made the Mormons have a hand in it. They own the largest cattle ranch in the US, they are the largest orange grower in Florida and they used to provide young white boy slave labor to Dole back when they used to ship their gay teenagers off to Hawaii to work in the plantation.
I had a gay coworker years ago that got shipped off to the Dole plantation. He said they would fuck each other raw when they weren't picking pineapples. God I hate Mormons so much

>>16686337
I heard it's pretty expensive to get those baptisms done. The other way I know of to trigger them is to ask about the Danites. Those were a group of guys who were Joseph Smith's hit squad. They'd kill people who he didn't like. I think somebody else mentioned it, but they also would dress up as indians and capture wagon trains on the Oregon Trail. They'd kill everybody and steal their shit.

>>16686370
I went to Utah once for business. (fuck me if I could find someplace to buy booze) Now, I cringe every time I see a house made of that stupid red brick.

best thread on /ck/ for months

>>16677376
>>16677371
looks a bit too unhealthy for me but you're pretty cute desu

>>16687341
Thank you!