/ck/ - Food & Cooking

beans.

>>16672843
2 coneys, a 5 way, and a chilito. Ill also take and crack open the oyster crackers and pour hotsauce in them.

>>16672843
To know what I've been drugged with to end up here.

>>16672843

>>16672887
yep. wtf. i can make this low-tier sloppa at home. it's like $9 worth of grocery ingredients to make 8 of these fucks

>>16672861
>a 5 way
w-what is that?

>>16672861
>pour the hot sauce in

your meal is free for being a man of taste

>>16672894

>>16672843
Can I get some chili without that nutmeg or whatever the fuck you put in it that tastes like you threw in pumpkin-pie spice?

>>16672887
that would be all the delicious herbs and spices we use!
>>16672895
holemade is never as good

>>16673037
no
well yeah go to Gold Star Chili

>>16673037
nutsmeg

>>16672843
Yes can I get a small California roll and a large JB roll?

>>16673041
>never as good
i used to think this about homemade burgers
a few dozen tries and now i can make any burger 1:1 to any gourmet meme burger and better
now, whenever i get any form of hotdogs, the bar never lowers, it's just a shitty hotdog, same applies for homemade chilidogs.

>>16672843

>>16673163
im sorry sir did you mean a hot dog?

Your finest bowl of sloppa, if you please.

>>16673500
Which you can order off the kids menu.

>>16672897
In cinci you can get yiur chili a number of different ways.
3 way: spaghetti, chili, and cheese
4 way: spaghetti, chili, cheese, and onions
5 way: spaghetti, chilli, cheese, onions, beans
For some reason I still don't understand chilli and spaghetti is called "chili spaghetti" and not a 2 way and a bowl of chili is not cakled a 1 way.

>>16673037
Deez nutmeg

hmmm well I wouldn't even let my dog eat this garbage so I'm going to say thanks but no thanks. Do you know where the closest eye bleaching station is? alllllrighty then

>>16672843
Directions to the nearest suicide booth please.

Yeah uh gimme a large 5 way with extra oyster crackers, please. Oh, and some of the sweet tea.

>>16672861
>a 5 way
https://youtu.be/0A67YpUs6sQ?t=14

>>16673682
Spam, spam, egg, sausage and spam

>>16672843
to leave ohio

>>16672843
Here in Michigan, we do skyline chili a little bit different

>>16673682
Thanks for the explanation

>>16672843
based fellow Ohio chad. I'll have a 5-way with onions and 2 cheese coneys please.

>>16673682
>spaghetti
WHY! Even if you must put it over pasta, surely there's better options.

>>16672977

>>16676551
Ohioan here. I actually thought I was Canadian up until last night, but I woke up this morning to see the Ohio National Guard parading through the streets celebrating their victory. They've already replaced all the Tim Hortons with Skyline.

access to your plumbing system

>>16672843
Do people actually eat this revolting dogshit? Jesus christ I hate ohioans

>>16672843
5-Way. Jalapeno cheese. Hot Sauce. Oyster Crackers. Diet Coke.

>>16672895
the chili is homemade and has cinnamon in it

if we price it homemade its
$2.99 for a 8 pack of Hot Doggers
$2.99 for good buns that aren't airy pieces of shit
$6 for 2 bags of shredded cheddar cheese (4 cups)
$6 for 2 cans of Chili without beans

and I'm not so sure your saving much money then for an inferior experience

>>16672887
Kek

>>16672843
3 Cheese Coneys and an orange Fanta.

>>16672843
Get me a large 3way, 2 coneys, and a coke. Bring the oyster crackers early as an appetizer.

>>16673682
4 ways can have beans or onions

>>16676665

>>16672843
I read that as skykike

>>16672843
Five Gold Star cheese coneys please.

>>16676665
>Michiganders are posting on this board
Disgusting. Go back to your shitty pizza.

>>16672843
>>16675412
Fucking vile