/ck/ - Food & Cooking

..just make it without vodka? the vodka doesn't flavour it retard

>Brew coffee
>Stir in brown sugar
>Chill it
>Pour over ice
>Mix with cream and/or milk

>>16662887
You should take your time lovingly caressing a freshly killed possum.

>>16662901
>the vodka doesn't flavour it
retard

>>16662911
if you can taste your vodka in the white russians you make you need to stop buying $5 vodka

>>16662887
Got you covered OP.

>russians
>White

Just mix coffee, heavy cream and nail polish remover (acetone). Same great taste, no alcohol.

How can anyone hate getting drunk? That’s like hating sex.

>>16663962
sex is eshasting and monotons

whys it gotta be in a special glass? can i put it in a scooby doo coffee mug or will i be made fun of

>>16662920
Vodka by law has to be odorless and colorless and all but tasteless, price doesn't fucking matter.

>>16664004
i don't know what weird shithole country you live in but that is not the case in 99% of the world
vodka having a taste is straight up just modern consumer preference, nothing more. it is in fact a reflection of cheap shitty mass-produced vodka

>>16664011
Vodka is just water and pure alchohol the only taste comes from the water

>>16664000
>can i put it in a scooby doo coffee mug
only if you post pictures

The dude abides

I got sick on kahlua once and can't stand to even smell it anymore

>>16664039
alcohol is going to taste different depending on the mash

>>16664726
can we stop calling it a fucking mash?

>>16664850
No. That's the term for it.

>>16662887

Just sip on the drink you don't need to chug it.

>white russians

D8aav

>>16662887
A White Russian isn't a drink you get drunk off. It's a dessert.

>>16662887
Get an iced caffe latte, and add liqour essence.

>>16663962
Stupid incel. Sex is even worse than getting drunk.

>>16662887
I used to drink like 10 white russians in a row.

>>16664004
it tastes like alcohol you nasty trash

>>16665035
There aint no rules fren

>>16663993
>eshasting and monotons
based mgtow retard

Stop at one

>>16666204
pussy fag

>>16662887
Drink less of them, take it slow. If you can't it may be a sign of a problem and you should give thought to quitting alcohol

>>16664000
>can i put it in a scooby doo coffee mug
true patricians understand that sometimes cocktails are best served in novelty drinkware.

see tiki drinks. what kind of scooby doo coffee mug? I use cartoon character jelly jars for mai tais so no one will break my good glassware.

>>16665035
The only 2 things I see girls get wasted off of at Karaoke Bars are white russians and jello shots.

>>16662887
tell lies on the internet

Lads I'm recovering from a hangover so fuckin fierce that I may never drink again.

>>16662887
Stop being a fag and enjoy getting drunk.

>>16666511
only effeminate men and lonely women get drunk

>>16664000
>>16666215
>not having an entire set of glassware, spoons, sugar bowls and water fountains to get your drinks just right

>>16666508
>didn't drink for several months
>got drunk
>felt like my stomach was going to cave in when I sobered up

>>16664850
It was a graveyard smash

>>16662946
Whiter than you, Manuelito

>>16663948

>>16666207
Hey, I would never stop at one. I'm trying to give advice to somebody who says he doesn't like getting drunk.

>>16666516
there is some truth to this

>>16666797
But how quick did it catch on?

>>16662901
alcohol works like a canvas for flavor you idiot

>>16662887
you have one and stop, how light weighted are you?

>>16662887
Just drink cold brew with sugar and cream

>>16666872
It caught on in a flash.
Always keep a class B fire extinguisher handy.

>>16662887
>I hate getting drunk.
>What do?
Stop being a faggot? What’s wrong with getting drunk?

>>16670873
It feels bad. You forget things, and even your favorite lines of verse can come out confused.

>>16670877
see first sentence of previous post again

Why not just not drink enough to get drunk?

>>16662941
this nigga be paying 50 dollars for a liter of shit tasting water

>>16662887
Drink only 1 or 2 a day. I have like 3 when I can.

>>16664000
You can buy good quality glassware from antique malls and thrift stores for just few dollars. Just wash them and they will be good as new!

>>16662887
easy, become alcoholic so your tolerance gets higher and then you can drink as many as you want.

>>16662941
disgusting and you need to kys immediately.

>>16671349
I had this idea for a movie script I wanted to write years ago

this guys wife leaves him and his life collapses so he tries to throw everything away into the bottle but he sucks at drinking and throws up before he can get drunk

so a true, old grizzled alcoholic teaches him to be an alcoholic and yada yada bond yada family

>>16666523
>have collins glasses, margarita glasses, whiskey glasses, drinking jars, champagne glasses, white wine glasses, red wine glasses, champaigne coupes, moscow mule mugs, vodka glasses, shot glasses

glassware is just nice. Serving a coctail from its own glass makes it feel more special.

>>16671363
this is my life and the veteran alcoholic is my dad

>>16671349
That sounds like a great movie you should make it anon

>>16671363
>>16671560

chocolate milk russians

>>16671472
toss the drinking jars. fad shit doesn't belong

you never drink out of a vessel shaped that way, it causes dribbling

>>16666516
chad bros get smashed all the time. go fuck a goat

I'm pretty sure more Russians are white anon. Just tell them you are having to be taking piss test in morning.

>>16662887
>white russians
oxymoron