/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the cops because this place is full of black people

A cheesesteak hashbrown bowl, a triple hashbrown smothered and double covered, a slice of country ham, a side of rye toast with extra butter, a Coke with cherry, a water, and a black coffee. Thanks, hun.

>>16651751
a shank to the abdomen by the block’s resident junkie in the parking lot please and make it a double

>>16651751
Never been to the south is this really as good as people say it is? Is this above IHOP?

Never been to a waffle house before. Should I go? If so, what should I know before I go?

>>16651777
It beats the shit out of IHOP and Denny's. They have some in the Midwest too, not just the South.

>>16651783
You should go right now.

>>16651798
I’m a northeast chad so I’d have to go whenever I decide to go to the south

>>16651813
I used to live in VT. Miss it sometimes.

>>16651758
fpbp

>>16651751
Lib's patty melt plate scattered, covered and smothered with a sweet tea. Thanks.

>>16651783
>what should I know before I go
Never get the steak or salad. Don't get fully loaded hashbrowns.

>>16651783
All you need to know about waffle house is that everything you touch will be greasy from the door handles to the utensils to the menus to the counter top. And it's full of blacks.

Imma have an all star with bacon, hashbrowns smothered and covered, scrambled eggs, plain waffle extra butter and a sweet tea

Your number, sweetheart.

Hash browns with onions ham and gravy
Couple of eggs sunny side up
Chicken
Vanilla Coke
Thank you sugar

>>16651777
>above ihop
LOL
Do you consider ihop to be good?

Chris's Texas Cheesesteak
Hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and chunked with ranch dressing.
And something decent on the jukebox. Go Dawgs.

Bump.

>>16651777
I always go to the one in PA near the NY border whenever I go to PA

>>16651751
All the way single hashbrowns w two orders of bacon pls.

Yes I mean with both chili and gravy.

>>16651758
kek'd

2 scrambled eggs with a slice of American cheese mixed in. 2 strips of bacon. 2 slices of cinnamon raising toast with butter. Grits with butter. Black coffee and orange juice.

>>16651751
That chicken sandwich on toast y'all got, strawberry jelly, a waffle and a glass of water.

>>16651751

>>16651777
The waffle is a horrid microwaved Eggo frozen abomination. They hash browns are disappointing, and the eggs are rubbery. The only redeeming feature of this place is the service, but even then it’s embarrassing to the South to be associated with this place. Go to Perkins instead if you can.

>>16654894
>t. someone who has never set foot in a Waffle House

>>16654894
Perkins is great. Probably my favorite diner.

>>16651783

i was a waffle house cook for 2 years when i was 18, don't go there, just fucking don't

don't go to waffle house - but if you do, try NOT to notice anything inside, don't look under the tables, don't look behind the counter, NONONO and definitely don't try to look in the backend or under the stoves, if you really have to go just try to keep your eyes closed while inside - these places are open 24/7 365 and that's absolutely true, they never break down anything for cleaning, i'd love to see gordon ramsay do a walkthrough of a waffle house lol, man would quit cooking

>>16651751
https://voca.ro/15VHPRdy2u1B

>>16651777
>is this really as good as people say it is?
No. And its actually overpriced for what you get. BUT, its open 24/7 and if you are travelling somehere down south late at night, it is usually good choice in remote areas. You can be super, super specific about how you want your food done and you are always accomodated. Unfortunately, the memes you see on here about getting shot or stabbed there arent a joke. I like in a lower-crime area, and we have multiple Waffle House murders a year. Not even talking assaults

>>16653155
>LOL
Anon never said IHOP was good. You fucked up your reading comprehension and made yourself sound like a redditor

>>16654953
Sorry for all the typos. Fairly drunk and on my phone

>>16654894
The waffles are made fresh to order from batter they make in the store multiple times per day. Eggs are cracked to order. The hashbrowns are God tier.

>>16651777
It is typical diner food. That said, they have the best tasting waffles.

>>16654894
>The waffle is a horrid microwaved Eggo frozen abomination
Except you can literally see them pour the batter into a waffle iron after you order it. So your story doesn’t quite jive with these ears, namsayin’?

A hug

>>16654894
Lying African

>>16651751
I'd like a blueberry waffle with butter and hot syrup, and a quarter cheese plate scattered smothered capped and covered, and some ketchup

>>16655115
>Freah waffle batter
>Still indistinguishable from a frozen waffle
Hmmmmmmm?

>>16655398
It’s almost as if the person who said it tastes like a frozen waffle was being dishonest on the internet!

>>16651751
Absolutely nothing because they're fucking closed. I thought waffle house was famous for staying open regardless of weather and shit. The hurricane was a week ago and practically everyone has power, get your shit together lads.

>>16651783
Only if you want to score weed from some sketchy dude in the parking lot.

>>16651751
directions to denny's

Waffle House is objectively the worst breakfast diner chain

>>16655981
Fucking yankee

Pecan waffle, hash browns, scrambled eggs, Bacon, gallon of coffee

>>16654894
You've never been inside a waffle house. You can watch them crack the eggs right on the flat top

>>16651751
a gun before i enter

>>16651751
hashbrowns smothered in sausage gravy, 1 waffle, and a rootbeer. this is what i get at waffle house everytime and its always pretty good

I've always been too scared to order each item I want individually because I feel like my order will be too big so I just end up getting one of their meals with a name. Its never very goox. Feels pretty bad.

>>16657257
Waffle House waitresses are pros pros. You cannot fuck them up. Same goes for the cooks. Order whatever the fuck you want.

>>16651751
two hot ham sandwiches and two mister cokes

>>16657394
>pros pros
>working at bottom of the barrel lowest tier diner with the majority demographic not tipping/tipping very little
*Doubt*

>>16657488
It's true. They deal in volume and shit is like breathing to them.

to me a waffle is for desert, in this place its just part of the main course?

>>16651759
>double covered
Gross!

>>16657647
Why are you such a slimy little cocksucker, pal?

Steak and Eggs with some sausage on top. Eggs scrambled, steak medium rare. Two waffles, chocolate chips. Coffee with some cream.

>>16654827
didn't expect edf here lmaoo

For me it's the patty melt with double hash browns and a single pecan waffle

A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

Waffle, of course. And two eggs sunny side up, bacon, toast or English muffin, biscuits and gravy. Oh, and bullshit fruity syrup or whipped cream for the waffle. Only maple syrup and shitloads of butter will do.

>>16658582

>>16654953
its kinda expensive for what it is, but getting shit from mcdonalds is just about as expensive, as for the crime, just go in the day when the melanin enriched are sleeping

>>16652073
>Don't get fully loaded hashbrowns.

Excuse me? That shit slaps.

>>16657394
I have never gone to a Waffle House earlier than 1am or later than 4am so it's always a 20-30 something guy that just got out of prison waiting the tables, women that would take a job at Waffle House have too many kids to be there at 3am.

>>16659034
Rookie mistake. Like saying things that are good "slaps". Let the potatoes and a couple toppings speak for themselves and don't get taxed to shit on sloppa.

>>16654913
I've only been to Perkins once, it was one in Gainesville. What in the living fuck are their prices? A single dish was like 15 bucks, and this was back in 2012, I can't even imagine their prices now. They charge fucking Steakhouse prices for fucking Denny's tier food it's retarded. I can go to friggin Steak and Shake and get a 4 for 4 meal that blows the quality of the food I had at Perkins out of the water.


I mean for god's sake a fucking PATTY MELT is 12 fucking dollars according to their online menu I just looked up. 12 bucks for fucking toast, a patty, and American cheese. What in the hell are they smoking at Perkin's HQ and how tf haven't they gone out of business? I think there's like you and 8 other people keeping them from going under lmao

>>16659038
Hashbrowns scattered all the way are literally 5 bucks. What am I getting taxed to shit on exactly lmao?

>>16659076
>What am I getting taxed to shit on exactly lmao?
The sloppa you're ordering. You're taking a fine side and turning into a hot mess. In some cases less is more and this is one of them.

>>16651751
Hash browns all the way and a glass of milk

>>16651751
Double hashbrowns fully loaded and I mean with all that shit you used to have in the menu including sausage gravy and mushrooms and whatever else you took off the menu but still have. And a coffee.

>>16651751
Texas bacon cheesesteak melt, with a double order hashbrowns, smothered covered peppered capped. Coffee and coke. Slice of pecan pie with melted butter on top for dessert.

>>16651751
for me its the steak and egg plate with my eggs poached, hashbrowns and bacon, and a waffle

>>16651777
It's cheap mass produced breakfast food slop. However unlike IHOP and Dennys waffle house doesn't try to hide that fact with any pretentions of fooling you into thinking you're in a nice restaurant. That candor and honesty is refreshing and lends a sort of authenticity to the artificial processed food. It's nothing special. Just serviceable diner breakfast food from a place that's open 24/7. It's good in the way that cheap fast food is good if you're hammered and want something greasy to soak up the alcohol at 2 am. Don't expect anything more than that.

>>16651751
For me, it's the atherosclerosis and heart disease

>>16659502
Sounds made like made up hippie shit, pal.

>>16659880
Sounds like half your brain is liquid methadone and crack, retard

>>16659988
madlol

>>16651759
I tried to order rye toast at one of these in Biloxi and the waitress laughed at me.

>>16661089
I didn't even know they offered it til the other day. I always just got white. She asked what kind of toast I wanted so I asked what they had, and, lo and behold, rye. This was in Ohio.

>>16651777
>better than IHOP
it's the best. No one else can compare. Embrace the waffle house lifestyle and become ascended.

>>16651758
Came here to post this

>>16651777
>It's definitely better than Denny's, although it's somewhat different from IHOP. IHOP's primary ingredient is sugar where Waffle House's is grease.

>>16661774
I’m from the northeast and rye toast/bread is my go to. But that shit did not fly at 2am in the Deep South. Pretty sure my buddy made a Jew joke after I tried to order it and she laughed at that too.

>>16659489
how are hash browns artificial?
it's greasy and dirty but they don't just throw shit in a microwave at least.

>>16662576
I'll stand by everything else, but I might have gone too far in saying it's artificial. To be fair I haven't eaten at a waffle house in probably 10 years and half the time I did I was drunk. I was surprised to read in the thread that they make their own batter for the waffles.

I'll have the drunken fist fight

>>16655782
You're a liar.

>>16655782
>>16664208
The (((powers that be))) forced a bunch of waffle houses to close down for hurricane ida to increase public fear. It's all just a show in the end.

for me its the texas bacon patty melt. also add jalaenos, ham, onions, and cheese to my hashbrowns. thanks.

>>16658912
There is no reason to go to a Waffle House during the day. Any breakfast place can make the same shit they do, and its almost guaranteed to be better

>he didn't marry a Waffle House Princess

All star with double the eggs and hadhbrowns. Smothered, bacon, OJ, over medium.

OM on your check means "order over medium plate", not "two over medium eggs"

>>16662567
based waitress

>>16651783
don't go unless you're a little over half way on a 14 hour deathmarch driving through the night to get to a condominium in florida for vacation, also it has to be close to a motel with two squad cars outside, the waitress must be a 70 year old black woman who can't stop talking about her college graduate grand kids, and you just have an overwhelming desire to get this drive over with

any other way and you just aren't having the waffle house experience

>>16664834
no, it's O/OM that means order over medium and the check at the top means hash browns, aka plate
t. waffleslave for six years, just got off work actually (they pay me a lot of money)

>>16651751
Answer the goddamn phone.

>>16665845
lol no
why you think they're only in southern states? cause WH likes the right to refuse service. the first thing i do when i get to work is take the phone off the hook :^) everything on the menu takes 10 mins MAX to cook, if you can't wait ten minutes, i can't cook your dumbass eggs. deal cunt

>>16665868
Look I gotta work third shift with these dumbass smoothbrain nurses. I had one put in a ticket over something she could have simply asked her supervisor about. I also had one who kept turning the monitor off instead of the actual PC, despite me exactly describing where the power button was. You WILL answer thr goddamn phone and let me enjoy my All Star Special, or else I will skull fuck your cat.

>>16651751
>*smacks lips*
>Can I getta…

>>16665868
>>16665929
feels good being a NEET

Triple hashbrown with cheese and onion, Cherry Coke, and two slices of country ham with gravy.

>>16651758
I've never even seen a wafflehouse but this post made me laugh.

>>16665813
Ahhhh you are right. Ive been out of the game for too long

Bump.

>>16651758
can you call it a wafflehouse if there isn’t two sheboons fighting?

>>16669603
I'm in the Midwest and all our Waffle Houses are peaceful.

What kind of inbred slob prefers city ham over country?

>>16672349
If they see you pulling up in a fancy German automobile, they're required by company policy to only serve you city ham. Same deal if you're wearing Gucci loafers or have a Park Avenue manicure.

>>16672364
Formerly Toddle House.

>>16654894
Perkins smells like a wet dog

Do they still serve the danish?

I take my wife to Waffle House every year for Valentine's Day. They have a "special" menu for the event and decorate the table if you actually make reservations. This year, they had a limited menu because of Covid, but I still had fun. It's very charming since we're in a small town. It's silly and makes us feel like we're in high school again.

>>16674714
Are you literally 70 yrs old

>>16674714
my instinct tells me to make fun of you but that's actually pretty based.

Just got back. Triple hashbrown smothered and covered, double blueberry waffle, country ham, vanilla Coke, coffee.

Two Egg Breakfast
Eggs, sunny side up
Hashbrowns
Wheat toast
no meat
an extra jelly packet and tobasco hot sauce

>take a slice of toast butter side down (hold by the edges)
>spread 1/2 of one of the jelly’s on top
>slice one of the eggs in half: allow the yolk to run on the plate a bit
>place the 1/2 egg onto the jellied toast: cut if necessary to fit on the toast slice
>add a few drops of hot sauce to the top
>consume mana from heaven

Additionally, your plate should have a nice portion of runny yolk which you can stir into the hasbrowns.

Wash down with a cup of black coffee

total 6.79 (4.79 if they don’t charge you for the coffee)

(this is the simplest iteration)

>>16651758
Waffle House during the day is ok.
Waffle House at night is coon central

>>16651751
The restaurant the Dennys patrons look down upon

>>16678883
duh

Hey hon, it'll be a patty melt bowl with bacon and eggs. I'll have those hash browns country, a blueberry waffle on the side, a coffee and a water. Thank you! You doin' alright?

>>16651751
Waffle

>>16678944
There’s just a certain level of grime at WH you can’t get at dennys that genuinely makes the food taste better

Kino.

>>16651758
there are so many fights and drug use at the wh near me that cops have to be stationed in the parking lot from 6pm to morning. Been like that since high school and that was 10 years ago

Black waitresses at waffle house always kind of perk up when I order my coffee black.
>You want cream and sugar?
>Just black, thanks
I'm gay but like ... it's cute.

can you tripple my friends side of hashbrowns and put it on my plate?
*opens in a tin of green chillies*
also a water and a coffee, pls.

didnt the hashbrowns used to have like ten different options and now there are only two?

also those hashbrowns are terrible when theyre undercooked.

>>16681581
Looking at the online menu for my area you can get grilled onions, grilled tomatoes, grilled mushrooms, sausage gravy, American cheese, jalapeno peppers and, Bert's Chili(tm) added.

>>16681581
Almost everything they "cut" from the menu wasn't really cut. They trimmed the menu to only include the popular shit but you can still order all the old stuff.

>>16651783
Yes. The thing I get is the texas bacon patty melt with the hashbrowns covered and chucked. I'm in the lower part of ga but I never see any blacks there. Even a full place only takes like 5 minutes to get a seat. And if you look online, you can print out little coupons that give you free waffles. The stuff is really good imo.

>>16651751
popped, topped, scoopity bopped. and some oj

>>16678944
I am ashamed to be at a Denny's but not a Waffle House. Main reason being you go to WH at 3AM.

Plus you're always driving drunk, and there's always a cop there so there's a certain experiential intensity.

>>16651751
chucked, sneeded, sucked and half fucked

>>16683073
Formerly capped, peppered, and double country.

I tried to go to a Waffle House in SC. No seating because of muh COVID. Shit ton of Mexicans waiting to order. Fuck that. I settled for corn dogs from the gas station.

Cup of coffee, hash browns double, smothered , covered and directions to the interstate please

Triple blueberry waffle, coffee, and a vanilla Coke.

>>16651758
kek

I love late night waffle house runs. Durham NC one has a bunch of crazy boomers working there though. One of the ladies was screaming all night.

I'll do a sausage egg and cheese hashbrown bowl add bacon, biscuits any gravy, an orange juice, and a coffee.

>>16651758
I was drunk and high after a vanilla ice concert and saw this fat ugly nigger woman walk in with no pants or underwear and order pancakes. They served her and she tipped them by shitting on the sidewalk right in front of the door. I laughed for like 15 minutes straight and they kicked me out because I was sexually harassing the little spic girl that cleaned it up.

>>16659988
At least it’s not filled with nigger cum and an inflated sense of self worth like yours you elitist bitch. Go suck off some more minorities you race traitor

>>16678944
My dad took me to a bar when I was ten and we got drunk with some of his military friends. We went to a Denny’s afterwards at like 1 am and I fell asleep. When the waitress woke me up at 3 he wasn’t there. He went home.

>>16685319
t. master race ubermensch

>>16685349
Lincoln was a fuckin bitch for suspending habeus corpus. Genuinely the worst President the union ever saw.

>>16651751
a waffle

>>16664208
Why do they need water to make bacon?

>>16651783
Don't go before 2AM
Don't be sober
Expect to see the most diverse array of degenerates
If the cook isn't missing a few limbs and isn't looking seconds from suicide/mass murder, the food will be trash
Politely decline any prostitutes

>>16685577
Do it again, Sherman!

Just got home.
>All-Star with cheese eggs, biscuit and gravy instead of the waffle, grits, rye toast, country ham
>Triple hashbrown with cheese and onion
>3x Cherry Coke
>3x black coffee
>Cherry Coke to go

I’m sort of new to this board, but you people eat so much. I’m an American and I’ve realize our portion sizes should really be almost at least half of what most places serve, but ya’ll are going out of your way to like ... triple the size of a single American sized meal.
shiggy

>>16685752
>I'm an American
Doubt.

A waffle and a chocolate pie so I can spread the pie on the waffle.

>>16685758
To be fair, I’m a Floridian, and we’re about to secede from the union apparently...

>>16664208
>service charge for "to go"
>no plates to clean
>no table to bus
>customer doesn't occupy space
>charge more

>>16685294
degeneracy planet

>>16685918
the comfy feelings are mostly gone.
i go to waffle house for a simple meal, a cup of coffee, and the charm of diner style service, and it is often pleasant during daylight hours, but even during the daylight hours there is often an uncomfortable racial tension and a sense of being a foreigner in my own town
i am so tired and sad

>>16651758
fucking lel

>>16654937
same and this

all my friends always talk about how they love waffle house and their favorite foods and I immediately get reminded of how disgusting that place is

>>16665929
>be me
>working 3rd shit cook at WH
>Hear the phone ring
>Ignore it
>Servers ignore it
>Customer says: "The phone is ringing"
>Casually reply "What phone"

take your ass to the store and cook youre own breakfast or come up here and order it yourself

>>16654937
Do you think any other lower middle class greaseball restaurant is better? The difference with Waffle House is that I can see the kitchen.

>>16651751
A menu please. Only time I’ve ever been in a Waffle House was after getting in a bad car accident on a road trip, so I don’t remember anything about the food. What do you recomend?

3 eggs over medium, order of links, large hash browns with cheese, onion, and jalapenos

Ice tea to drink and a bacon double cheeseburger with everything but mayo and ketchup for the road

>>16651751
steak (rare), eggs, hashbrowns (smothered, diced, capped and covered)

>>16687886
forgot, eggs over easy

>>16651751
I’ve never been here and only seen one once in Indianapolis am I missing out?

>>16687933
It's an extremely consistent, basic diner. If you go in expecting that it's best in class. If you expect Michelin stars or some enlightening culinary experience you'll be disappointed.

>>16651751
Hash browns all the way!

>>16654894
>>16654913

perkins has powdered scrambled eggs that give people the shits

>>16651751
Nothing. The local Waffle House is insanely small including the parking lot so basically can never go there because it's "packed"

What level should I grind to before I go after the Dragon Lord in 1?

Anybody tried the omelettes?

>>16651751
Triple hashbrowns all the way.

>>16689814
>gravy AND chili
Based.

>>16651751
My go to back in the day was their breakfast burrito and hasbrowns smothered and covered. They stop doing the breakfast burrito though.

>>16651751
I'll have the s\op of shit.

>>16674714

Based and wholesomepilled

>>16651751
uhhh... some waffles I guess?

>>16651758
lol

>>16685814
To-go things like containers and bags and condiments and utensils cost money, and are probably harder to stock in emergency situations when supply chains are messed up. If you've got water and electricity, you can keep cleaning dishes.

>tfw live in Michigan and no waffle houses.
>tfw all the Denny's and Ihops are located off the high ways and miles away from any of the bars.
>All the bar spots have zero places to fucking eat or all close at ungodly times like 9pm

I fucking hate this state.

All star special, sausage, hashbrowns smothered covered and capped, eggs scrambled with cheese, raisin toast, black coffee.

>>16651751
pull two country ham!

>>16651751
Raisin toast, double hash browns double covered. Cup of coffee and glass of water. Texas Pete on the hash browns
/thread

>>16691970
Bonus hidden level: apple pie w slice of American cheese on top

>>16653151
I don't like you and I don't like your answer.
On the surface it all seems normal even if the sentence structure seems slightly off. It's like a program that is so close to full integration that half the people don't notice anything. Some more see it's weird but don't care. What the hell do you want from us program?

>>16654758
That'll be $4.13 sugar and don't you worry about no tip. You skinny as a fence post boy and momma ain't gonna let no chil go hungry"

>>16654937
I literally don't care. I'll pop into a waffle house every few years and I know exactly what to expect. It's fucking glorious in a day and age where everything had t been sanitized. It's like walking into the past in the best couple way. If big mamma flo is at the counter you know the junkies and bangers are gonna mind their own business. That big Sassy minx smiles at you and tells you to find a seat while comfortably sexually harassing you. Cup of coffee or sweet tea sat down in front of you before you can ask.
"Not you just take a look at that menu baby and I'll be right back."
You both know there isn't a point but this is the ritual. The ancient jukebox that only occasionally plays springs to life scratching and popping out some old Motown "The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was"
You snap out of it and light up your unfiltered camel, why do you always switch to unfiltered when you hit the Mason Dixon.
"Double order of hash browns. Covered, smothered, cubed and capped. A cheese omelette and extra salsa please"
The smell of the sharp heat and smoke come off the flattop. The ritual begins. Everything will taste as it always has. Simple, humble. It's the the best. It's not the worst it's our base line in the day to day and it's so fucking good

>>16651751
Triple order of hashbrowns, all the way, no tomato (Yes both gravy and chili) and a root beer with vanilla. Then I'll load the hashbrowns ups with tabasco, black pepper, and a little bit of mustard.

>>16651758

>>16692149
Sorry to tell you this bro, but you can’t smoke inside the Waffle House anymore. Thing of the past

>>16692244
I assume they allow it if you live in a state where they still allow smoking in restaurants.

>>16692542
>>16692244
Blew my mind that they allow smoking in places in Louisiana.

>>16651758
>black
>people

sloppy job, shlomo.

waffle house is decent enough but im definitely glad my mom taught me how to make that kind of stuff myself. i rarely eat breakfast but when i do i like a big one. chicken fried steak, bacon, poached eggs, hash browns, grits, biscuits and gravy, ham/sausage and coffee. granted i only get a big breakfast like that maybe once a month but i used to make it all the time for my ex before he started complaining it was making him fat and he felt pressured to eat it

>>16693474
he sounds like a faggot. make me breakfast instead

>Waffle House thread up for more than a week

>>16651751
> it's 2:00 AM
Coffee. To go with my angst and sadness.

>>16695464
Oh, and black; utterly without cream or sugar.

Bump.

>>16657580
Its belgian waffle, not stroopwaffel.

>>16651751
A day off would be nice.
T. Wagie

>>16651751
just fucking kill me bro... jk ill have 1 waffle and a cup of coffee

woffl

>>16661089
MSanon here
Yeah nobody eats weird bread here, or even that much bread in general. If you're eating at a restaurant around here and want carbs you wanna go for the biscuits.

>>16693474
will u marry me

>>16654953
It’s a negro watering hole, third only to the local liquor store and the welfare office. It’s only natural that so many negroes in a small area will lead to territorial conflicts. I prefer to observe from a distance through binoculars, but if you must approach then always be sure to carry a deterrent. Pepper spray can be used, but I find the most effective tool for stopping a charging negro is a pistol. .357 magnum or greater; anything lesser runs the risk of not putting them down quick enough. Something guaranteed to stop a negro charge in 20 yards means nothing if you’re only 10 yards away from it.

>>16685638
>proceeds to lose more troops than the south did

>>16692578
Going into rural places in the deep south in like stepping back 30 years in time. Always has been. I passed through the outskirts of Yulee FL two years ago and I saw young girls with teased up hair and young guys with mullets. Older guys all had moustaches

>>16651751
Can I get the two egg breakfast with the eggs over easy, wheat toast, bacon, and a hash brown with a side of sausage? And another coffee

>>16675402
do you hate fun and whimsy?
it's cheesy, but fuck me man I love me some waffle house and if I had a girl who did too and wasn't pretentious I'd seriously consider it

>>16687216
Based. Fuck the customer 99.9% of the time. Still give them great food and and service, but still fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

Going tonight
What should I get?

>>16651751
>Hey there, let me get..
>a coffee and a water with no ice, and lemon
>a t-bone steak, medium, with a double order of fried eggs, over easy.
>cinnamon toast please
>and hashbrowns
>double
>covered
>smothered
>topped
>chunked
>country
>I would like a dark waffle
>and would you bring out the real honey for me. thanks.

I would go eat this after running ten miles on sunday morning, during the brunch rush. It was wild, always easy to find a single seat at the bar, no matter how busy.

Who cares if this is an advertising thread.

Just got back.

Ham and cheese omelette
Triple hashbrown with chili and gravy
Cherry Coke
Country ham
Grits with double cheese

>>16699867
Post arteries

>>16699867
fuck it man, I need to try those hash browns

>>16651751
hot coffee and blowjob, extra toothy if you please

>>16651777
Fuck no, you never order breakfast food anywhere, they'll gouge ya with their expensive menus.

I ate at Waffle House once. They charged me $3 for a waffle that felt like a fuckin sponge, it was awful. Eggs were miseralbe.

i want to go in at 4 am
be stead by a smoker with bags under their eyes
hear at least three racial slurs
and eat some chicken and waffles alone
and tip 10%

Bump.

>>16674714
Based as fuck. Do you ever plan special trips or above and beyond restaurant reservations outside of where you live? I almost always do Valentine's at home and go from cooking an extravagant meal to getting something simple and satisfying like In N Out and splurge instead on trying a nice wine or bottle of whiskey. Every few years or so though, we do go through the dog and pony show of going somewhere fancy just as a change of pace.

>>16651751
I miss it bros. We have nothing even remotely comparable in Australia. Met some bizarre creatures in these establishments.

>>16700510
>name is brooke pancake
>works at waffle house
this is some bullshit

Three eggs over easy, some turkey sausage and a glass of skim milk please.

>>16651760
All those used needles lying on the ground

The first time I'd ever been to a Waffle House, I witnessed a waiter putting ointment on his cold sore, then wiping his finger on a plate before serving it. This memory has stuck with me for nearly 20 years now.

>>16651751
There are some great breakfast spots where I live but I still fuck with Waffle House, used to live down the street from one a few years ago, whenever I woke up really hungry I just walked there. It was pretty comfy.

>>16651777
>these replies
holy shit i thought the south was supposed to have decent food, how do you fuck breakfast so badly?

I love country ham.

>>16651751
A job.

>>16651751
The cheese n eggs breakfast.

>>16651751
Texas bacon egg and cheese melt, a black coffee, and I want the hashbrowns smothered, covered, chunked, peppered, and capped.